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CONTROVERSIAL NEWS FLASH WITH BEAUTIFUL SUPERMODEL JEWISH AND ISLAMIC LADIES: “How David Michael Wood (Messiah Ben David, King Of Israel) Is Going To CREATE PEACE BETWEEN ISLAM AND ISRAEL PERMANENTLY By Getting Everyone TO RESPECT EACH OTHER’S RELIGION RATHER THAN FIGHTING!!!”

I AM MESSIAH BEN DAVID, KING OF ISRAEL (Jesus’s Father) YUP, I’m Elohim Masarecht!!! NICE TO MEET YOU I’VE LIVED FOR TRILLIONS OF YEARS!!! (And Also, 37 Years).  Keep Reading For Juicy Details About My Website Here At… This Awesome Website Link You’re Going to Visit Every Single Day:” 

http://www.TheTeachingsOfKingDavid.com

AND this video that for some reason I cannot center talking to Rob Skinner:

 

(Best Blog In The Universe)

Read My Blog.  Tell Others.  Restore Jerusalem.

AND “How We’re Going To Lead A BILLION PEOPLE TO CHRIST By September 15th (In 1 Day) As I’m Speaking After My Wedding With Jesus’s Sister Priscilla Chacon In The Mormon Tabernacle!!!!!!!!!!!!!  PARTY!!!!!!!!!! WITH BADASS CHRISTIAN WORSHIP MUSIC AND THE MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR COMBINED!!!!!”

Here’s my family with my sacred wifey Priscilla!!!! Baby Angel and Priscilla and Gabriel I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH IT’S FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!! MARRY ME SEPTEMBER 15TH BABY LIKE I TALK ABOUT ON THIS PAGE HERE ABOUT ENLIGHTENMENT WEEK (Guaranteed Enlightenment In 7 Days And Healed OF ALL YOUR DISEASES Or Your Money Back!!!)

Baby help me land my new job as the CEO of World Ventures to help them GET A BILLION PEOPLE IN THE COMPANY BY SEPTEMBER 15TH, 2024!!!!

**** Dan Stammen, I’ll post a backlink to my affiliate site if you guys pay the money you owe me so I don’t have to slam you guys or throw you under the bus.  I love you so much it’s ridiculous.  I love you guys so much it’s ridiculous and I’m saying everything I’m saying right now in COMPLETE LOVE AND POWER AND THANKFULNESS FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK AS THE ONLY SUPERHERO OVER THERE AT WORLD VENTURES!!!! <3 <3 <3 

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Yup.  I’m an even better evangelist than BILLY GRAHAM!!!! I LOVE YOU BILLY-POO-HEAD!!~~~~ (He says— I love you too from heaven where Jesus is loving all of you from above [my savior Jesus])

“…I AM Messiah Ben David… King Of Israel!!!!”

Read My BlogTell Others.  Restore Jerusalem.

http://www.TheTeachingsOfKingDavid.com

SHARE THIS ON FACEBOOK IF YOU LOVE THE PEOPLE OF ISRAEL AND ISLAMIC PEOPLE NO MATTER WHAT YOUR RELIGION OR BELIEF DIFFERENCES ARE!!!!

Hey BEAUTIFUL LADIES WHO LOVE KING DAVID AND WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM EVERY DAY (but you cannot because I am LOYAL AS HEAVEN to my wifey and BABY, Priscilla Chacon!!!) …AND:

**** MY SWEET BABY PRISCILLA THE LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH …if you come to Arizona with me we will put you and the kids in the BEST PRIVATE SCHOOL IN ARIZONA (or create our own, but probably not) and Pay For Security Guards AND YOUR OWN PLACE IF YOU WANT TO BABY!!! <3 <3 <3

As You’re LOOKING DESIREABLY AT THESE VERY HOT IMAGES OF MY SWEET SUPERMODEL BABY PRISCILLA CHACON… Think About Having Sex With Your Own Wife More!!!  Keep Reading Playboy For An Opportunity To Have An Exclusive “Married Couples Only” Tantric Sex Episode Promoting www.TheTeachingsOfKingDavid.com

***DISCLAIMER: Jonathan Cronstedt Is IN NO WAY ASSOCIATED WITH ME OR WHAT I WRITE… He Is The President Of Kajabi.  No I Will Not Take The Photo Down If You Call Me For The First Time In Weeks.  Love You Broski.  Want To Be The CEO Of Empower Network And At The Same Time Keep Your BOSS ASS JOB At Kajabi?  Let Me Know My Friend By Sending An Email To theteachingsofkingdavid@gmail.com???

We’ll have private jets and shit.  Way richer than you can imagine.  I’ll even cut you in some ownership my friend.  Chris Jones… You Too.  Hey Jonathan if you want to get a backlink and great review on my blog for Kajabi (I promise nobody on earth will have more traffic than me.  Not even Facebook.  Not even Google.  I’m that badass.  I am King David.  THAT’S IT… PERIOD…) anyways give me a free affiliate account and I’ll do it. 

This is the Empower Network private JET…

"...The Empower Network Jet (The First LITTLE ONE) ... The Legacy 500!!!!  Watch Out Donald J. Trump!!!"

You guys have to see this badass f*ing shit we’re going to create together and ride on each day doing huge ass meetings of 400,000 and 1,000,000 everywhere we go!!!!

I LOVE YOU JONATHAN CRONSTEDT WITH ALL MY HEART FORGET ABOUT THE BULLSHIT AND BELIEVE IN KING DAVID MY FRIEND I’M JESUS’S FATHER BROSKI IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS YOU ALREADY BELIEVE IN ME WHETHER YOU DECIDE NOW TO AGREE WITH ME OR NOT (YOU KNOW THERE IS NO ERRORS IN MY THINKING BECAUSE YOU CANNOT FIND THEM IN THE BIBLE, AND HOW DO I KNOW THAT?  BECAUSE I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS BRO)  LOVE YOU AND YOUR AWESOME WIFEY AND SACRED BABY!!!!

So does Jesus and his wifey, Shai-Nai-Mas-Areh!!!  (The Holy Spirit)

Jesus With His Wife, Shai-Nai-Mas-Areh, Or The Holy Spirit.
This photo was taken from “The Atlantic” which you can visit by going to: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2016/07/the-unbelievable-tale-of-jesus-wife/485573/

Anyways, keep reading for details about how we’re going to restore Jerusalem by creating BRIDGES (and Walls with Donald J. Trump And The TRUMP Organization!!!)

<3 <3 <3 I’m writing this LIVE right now so keep refreshing for JUICY DETAILS!!! <3 <3 <3

“TO ALL OF THE BEAUTIFUL TANTRIC SEX LADIES OF ISRAEL AND ALSO OF COSTA RICA, THE UNITED STATES, RUSSIA, CANADA, ARIZONA ESPECIALLY AND How You Can Get Enlightened And Have LOTS OF TANTRIC SEX WITH YOUR NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK!!!”

Here is a bunch of hot chicks at the beach excited for enlightenment week.
Ha ha ha. This photo, again designed psychologically to trap your attention in reading my letter carefully is of a bunch of young blondies begging their daddy to send them to enlightenment week with King David! No sexually arousing thoughts intended. Beautiful souls, aren’t they?  Click Here For Information About Enlightenment Week!!!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY SWEET BABY PRISCILLA CHACON!!!!
This is King David Michael Wood [born May 17th, 1981] Also Known As (Messiah Ben David, King Of Israel)kissing his WIFEY and SACRED BABY the LION of the TRIBE OF JUDAH (Jesus’s Sister) Before They Have Sex, Which Later Turned Into Our Sacred Baby, Gabriel Kalel Wood Chacon!!!! (He is going to be superman in the future. I promise. Literally. And in movies.)

Click The Following Link To Join Enlightenment Week:

https://theteachingsofkingdavid.com/2018/05/25/enlightenment-week-join-now/

ENLIGHTENMENT WEEK: “Beautiful Israeli And Islamic Ladies Who Love To Show Thier BEAUTIFUL TITS… DECIDE To Join Me RIGHT NOW… (IF YOU WANT TO OR NOT IT’S FINE IT’S YOUR CHOICE MY GOOD FRIEND And Baby Priscilla… Read This Letter Carefully If You Want To Be ENLIGHTENED AND HAVE ALL OF YOUR DISEASES, DISORDERS, AND WHATEVER YOU WANT TO HEALED IN 7 DAYS OR YOUR MONEY BACK!!!” Keep Reading For JUICY DETAILS!!! SAY “YES I’M IN TONY ROBBINS!!!”

Hey Jews And Islamic Lovers Of Beautiful Women (JUST LIKE YOUR MANY GLORIOUS WIVES AND CONCUBINES!!!) … These AWESOME FUCKING JEWISH SUPERMODELS (Plus Mark Zuckerburg And His BEAUTIFUL WIFEY AND BABY, PRISCILLA CHAN, JUST LIKE MY BABY PRISCILLA CHACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)  WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU RIGHT NOW AS YOU’RE CREATING PEACE BETWEEN ISLAM AND THE JEWISH NATION… And:

…Keep Reading Tomorrow (going to bed now) WHY Jews AND THE PEOPLE OF ISRAEL Like Me (King David Michael Wood, Or “Elohim-Masarecht” in the Spiritual Language, OR The People Of Israel IN ONENESS AND HOLINESS WITH MESSIAH BEN DAVID, KING OF ISRAEL) should get a Star of David Tattoo on their heart and walk on the other side of the street like the Koran says to create PEACE between Israel and Islam!

Keep reading now as you’re enjoying these images of scantily clad RIGHTEOUS CHICKS IN JERUSALEM for more juicy details…

ALSO…THESE GLORIOUS SUPERMODEL ISLAMIC WOMEN WHO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU RIGHT NOW (AS ONE OF YOUR MANY WIVES AND CONCUBINES WHO LOVE KING DAVID AND HIS RESPECT FOR ISLAM, BUDDHISM, (more tomorrow)

Here’s a photo of me and my Son, Gabriel thinking about restoring Jerusalem and UNITING ISLAMIC PEOPLE AND THE PEOPLE OF ISRAEL IN PURPOSE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!!!  Here you go:

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Here’s a photo of Gabriel thinking about how powerfully it would be if the people of Israel accepts his Daddy (the rightful heir to the throne of Israel) as their King and also gets the Islamic Nation to agree by taking the Koran and the Torah and mixing it as the Eternal Law Of The Land for BOTH PEOPLES…

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This next photo is the first photo again (sorry I couldn’t help it my baby Gabe is so beautiful it’s RIDICULOUS don’t you just LOVE SUPERMAN???)

**** GABRIEL I’M COMING FOR YOU BABY!!!! AND ANGEL!!!! AND YOUR MOMMY TO MAKE THE FAMILY SAFE AND RICH AGAIN…. THIS TIME FOR GOOD!!! I’M SO SORRY FOR ABANDONING YOU BABY AND MAKING YOU FEEL UNSAFE!!! (Talking to everyone).  I have to in order to accomplish my mission and make the family safe and rich again no matter what Mommy says because I love her and you both so much!!!!!

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Here’s another photo of my wife and I kissing, basically thinking about taking a vacation to Paris (that was her name when I met her in the Strip Club and I love her so much I’ve always dreamed of taking her there…) I LOVE YOU BABY DON’T BE ASHAMED EVERYONE LOVES YOU SO MUCH IT’S RIDICULOUS!!! I WORSHIP YOU WITH MY COCK BABY!!!! (and my mind, heart, and soul – because that’s what men do in Heaven.  They worship their wives, and the Father of course!!!!)

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This photo here is about LOVE… “Te Amo” means “love” and my wifey made this for me when she was feeling super in loooooooovvvvvvvvveeeee with me before we got married this year at the Mormon Tabernacle, September 15th, 2018!!!

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Here is a photo I took for my baby when I was at Dan Stammen’s house over in Plano, Texas before I became the new CEO of World Ventures this year!!!

…this is before of course the Gospel was preached to all of the world on September 15th, 2018 (right now it’s May 28th, 2018) … keep reading for more juicy details about how after that in 7 days Jerusalem accepts me as their King and we begin the process of restoring ISRAEL (after of course a little bit of a fighty poo war that pops up between people’s that are pissed at themselves but love me for some reason and you can’t really figure out why…)

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Here is a photo of my non legal marriage (my ex wife Ashley Needles still hasn’t divorced me because she’s a bit of a bitch and wants money… even though I’ve offered to help her with stuff nobody understands but me in exchange, like how to help her land Jim Carey as her new husband)… hey Jim, come to enlightenment week (can somebody send this to him to see what he thinks?)

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Look at the photos again of Priscilla and I.  Now match our faces.  How does it look like we are the Father and Mother of this Jesus photo, who a Mormon Prophet said looks EXACTLY LIKE JESUS?

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Well, it’s because we are Jesus’s Father and Mother as I explain in this very thought provoking article where I reveal how the Universe Got Here.  I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN RESTORE ISRAEL BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH AND WE HAVE TO DO IT NOW OR EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING ON EARTH WILL DIE.  IF YOU DO NOT HELP MY SERVANT A CURSE WILL FALL UPON YOU AND WILL KEEP GETTING WORSE UNTIL YOU CHOOSE TO FOLLOW THE ORDERS OF YOUR KING, SAITH YHVH OF ARMIES (YHVH of Armies is Jesus).

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This islamic or Jewish supermodel (or maybe part of both… looks Jewish to me) is celebrating after the Jewish Nation accepts me as their King and we start RESTORING ISRAEL AND CREATING PEACE IN THE EAST!!!  THIS IS WHAT IT’S ABOUT PEOPLE LOVE AND PARTYING!1!#$@#%@#

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This BEAUTIFUL ISLAMIC SUPERMODEL wants to Marry Shaqir Hussyin (the incarnation of Allah)  You can read Shaqir’s blog here after my good friend Shaqir chooses to believe in King David.  Not joking dude.  You are Allah.  Or specifically he is looking backwards in time through the Universe Engine 1 trillion years from now, and he (allah) is actually YOU DUDE I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!!! LET’S MAKE SOME MONEY FROM ENLIGHTENMENT WEEK COME OUT… LET’S TALK ABOUT MAKING SOME MONEY TOGETHER AND I’LL HELP YOU BE A BILLIONAIRE THIS YEAR DUDE!!!  YOUR PRICE IS $1,000,000 EVEN AND WHEN EMPOWER NETWORK RELAUNCHES A PART OF PROFITS WILL GO TO PAY BACK PEOPLE WHO ARE OWED MONEY TOO!!!…

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The above photo is EXACTLY WHAT ALLAH in heaven looks like (left).  He wants peace as well so we can make money together (let’s be practical.  are we going to make more money from PEACE SHAQIR?? Or from WAR???

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Just keep looking at photos and scrolling through, enjoying the beautiful women and pictures of my family as you’re deciding to attend enlightenment week now (even though you’re scared just forget about the bullshit.)  Click on “enlightenment week” above.

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My basic thoughts on Islam and Israel creating peace are this:

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ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE SOLUTION.

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Why do I say this?  It’s because enlightenment week is all about freedom, the democratic republic, the Torah, and the Koran and EVERY RELIGION AND NON RELIGION AND THEIR RESPECTIVE SPIRITUALITIES DECIDING NOW TO AGREE TOGETHER ON THE THINGS THAT MATTER!!!!

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This is the MOST BADASS PRESIDENT THE USA HAS EVER HAD (better than Benjamin Franklin) finishing up his job in 4 years so King David can “Make America Righteous Again…” with the ISLAMIC PEOPLE AND ISRAEL WORKING TOGETHER WITH THE MORMONS AND CHRISTIANS…

WE’LL HELP YOU ALL LEAD PEOPLE TO YOUR FAITHS!!!

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This is my Son Gabriel who loves his MOMMY (and my wifey) Priscilla so much it’s ridiculous, napping after we restore Israel together with the nations of ISLAM and ISRAEL.

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This is the BEST MOMMY EVER and BEST WIFEY EVER Priscilla!!!!

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This is my son Angel and Gabriel with King David Michael Wood (born May 17th, 1981, and the FIRST IMMORTAL IN THIS GENERATION) … AND:

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This is Gabriel and her thinking of sleeping together with Daddy and Angel as a happy family reunited again, creating peace in the home before we create peace in Israel.

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Here we are with my Dad, Mark Irving Wood (best FATHER EVER… The Father of Elohim (Jesus’s Father)… who had to be born, as I explained in another article.

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This is Priscilla Chacon and King David when I was cheating on my ex wife, Ashley Needles because she was a major bitch at home.   I met Priscilla out dancing, and as you can see… we had lots of fun.  Later I broke up with Ashley to be with my new, better wife and son.  And wish Ashley the best she was a great friend and great at many things!!!

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ASHLEY DIVORCE ME SO I CAN FOLLOW THE TORAH!!! I need to unite Israel WE DON’T HAVE ANY TIME THERE IS A CURSE ON ALL OF HUMANITY AND IT’S YOUR GREEDY FAULT!!!

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My wifey Priscilla (sacred baby) who I love so much it’s ridiculous, before we had Gabriel…. I LOVE YOU BABY PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR BEATING YOU UP A LITTLE EMOTIONALLY HERE ON MY BLOG IT’S BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND WANT TO MARRY YOU!!!

-King David
“Messiah Ben David, King Of Israel…”

P.S.  Hey MOBE, hook me up with a free affiliate account and I’ll give you guys some backlink love in some article reviews!!! You’re choice dude!  Just remember not to fuck with me Matt I’m WAY THE HELL more vicious than you are!!!! Learned that from you dude!!!!

Leave me your thoughts in the comments.  Basically, if Israel will accept me as their King (when I’m married) I will restore Israel personally in 12 months or less.  Then I’ll be off to do other things with the Jewish Nation, Islamic Nation, and RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2020 WITH THE TORAH PARTY!!! (we can work together and mix the Koran and Torah together to create balance laws.  But the Torah will be the law of the land.  Period.  American woman will not wear those shawls and we should not ask them too, as it will mess up the message.  But you guys have the right to fight for whatever you want after the 4 year period when I’m done.  Solution over.  Going to go work on my enlightenment week post.  Love you all.

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