“I AM MESSIAH BEN DAVID, KING OF ISRAEL (Jesus’s Father)… YUP, I’m Elohim Masarecht!!! NICE TO MEET YOU I’VE LIVED FOR TRILLIONS OF YEARS!!! (And Also, 37 Years). Keep Reading For Juicy Details About My Website Here At… This Awesome Website Link You’re Going to Visit Every Single Day:”
Baby help me land my new job as the CEO of World Ventures to help them GET A BILLION PEOPLE IN THE COMPANY BY SEPTEMBER 15TH, 2024!!!!
**** Dan Stammen, I’ll post a backlink to my affiliate site if you guys pay the money you owe me so I don’t have to slam you guys or throw you under the bus. I love you so much it’s ridiculous. I love you guys so much it’s ridiculous and I’m saying everything I’m saying right now in COMPLETE LOVE AND POWER AND THANKFULNESS FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK AS THE ONLY SUPERHERO OVER THERE AT WORLD VENTURES!!!! <3 <3 <3
SHARE THIS ON FACEBOOK IF YOU LOVE THE PEOPLE OF ISRAEL AND ISLAMIC PEOPLE NO MATTER WHAT YOUR RELIGION OR BELIEF DIFFERENCES ARE!!!!
Hey BEAUTIFUL LADIES WHO LOVE KING DAVID AND WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM EVERY DAY (but you cannot because I am LOYAL AS HEAVEN to my wifey and BABY, Priscilla Chacon!!!) …AND:
**** MY SWEET BABY PRISCILLA THE LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH …if you come to Arizona with me we will put you and the kids in the BEST PRIVATE SCHOOL IN ARIZONA (or create our own, but probably not) and Pay For Security Guards AND YOUR OWN PLACE IF YOU WANT TO BABY!!! <3 <3 <3
As You’re LOOKING DESIREABLY AT THESE VERY HOT IMAGES OF MY SWEET SUPERMODEL BABY PRISCILLA CHACON…Think About Having Sex With Your Own Wife More!!! Keep Reading Playboy For An Opportunity To Have An Exclusive “Married Couples Only” Tantric Sex Episode Promoting www.TheTeachingsOfKingDavid.com
I love you so much baby… I’m looking forward to seeing you at enlightenment week!!!!
If you take a look at Priscilla and I, then average out our faces, make us more beautiful than when we had Gabriel because we are actually both immortal already… what do you have? You have our son, Jesus, who a Mormon prophet says looks like this photo. Which looks EXACTLY LIKE US (more proof coming later.) What would you pay to meet Jesus’s Father? We’re just getting started. I’ll explain later. I’m ELOHIM. Nice to meet you!!!
This is King David (Messiah Ben David, King Of Israel) kissing his WIFEY and SACRED BABY the LION of the TRIBE OF JUDAH (Jesus’s Sister) Before They Have Sex, Which Later Turned Into Our Sacred Baby, Gabriel Kalel Wood Chacon!!!! (He is going to be superman in the future. I promise. Literally. And in movies.)
I’m so looking forward to seeing you my sweet little baby Gabriel!!! I love you so much it’s ridiculous!!! Ask Mommy to come to enlightenment week for me!!! I’ll see you soon!!!
If you’re thinking of deciding to buy like my son Gabriel is… keep reading for more juicy details…
Hey baby, I fucking love you so much it’s God BLESSED RIDICULOUSNESS!!! <3 <3 <3 FOR YOU BABY WE'RE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU TOGETHER!!!
I love you all so much and as you’re looking at the photo, imagine forgetting all of our problems out of existence (all of us together) and unifying in oneness to bring the Kingdom of Elohim to the earth in FUN and ENLIGHTENMENT (with LOTS of sex together every day as you’re coming to enlightenment week now if you want to or not it’s fine…)
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE UNIVERSE, PRISCILLA CHACON!!!
A Picture of The Angel Gabriel Growing Up With My Dad, Mark Irving Wood, and My Wife, Priscilla Chacon!!!
You notice how happy we both are together now as you’re reading, watching, and paying attention carefully?
My baby sporting her favorite shirt of me and David Sharpe together in Empower Network!!!
David Wood and Priscilla Chacon together before they had the Angel Gabriel!!! My son Gabriel is literally the Angel Gabriel that appears to Jesus backwards in time in the New Testament. He is also Superman. I am not joking. Yet I am. Yet I am not. keep reading for more:
I love my son Angel and Gabriel and my WIFE so much it’s ridiculous!!! That’s what enlightenment is all about!!! getting over your shit!!!
Angel, Gabriel, David, and Priscilla Together Again At Last.
My hot baby supermodel WIFEY before our wedding on September 15th, 2018 this year in the Mormon Tabernacle after she says “YES” TO ME!!! (before we have sex and give birth to YHVH of Armies)
A modeling photo of my futurely enlightened baby, Priscilla Chacon!!!
As you look at this, remember how in love with me all of you are, wondering why you trust me so much? Don’t you?
IMG_0369 (1) I Fucking LOVE YOU MY HOLY SWEET BABY PRISCILLA!!! <3 <3 <3 TE AMO BB MIO <3 <3 <3 ...I LOVE YOU baby <3 <3 <3 I'm JUST FOR YOU AND WILL BE JUST YOU IF YOU WANT TO BABY CUM OUT TO SEE ME AT ENLIGHTENMENT WEEK OR JUST TO SEE ME BABY IT'S YOUR FUCKING CHOICE WHETHER YOU WANT TO MARRY ME OR NOT <3 <3 <3 TE AMO BB MIO MEOW!!!
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Look how in love we are in this photo out in Cancun Mexico at our non-legal wedding February 23rd, 2013!!!
Sitting Gold Buddha in Lotus position on mandala round background isolated on black. Sign for tattoo, textile print, mascots and amulets. Esoteric coloring page.
This is my brother Aki Wood at an old Empower Network “don’t be a wussy” event hugging some random lady!!! Aki said “you act like Jesus” when I went up to see him. He had a hard time with it too because he’s my brother and a prophet isn’t a prophet in his own home town according to Jesus.
This IMAGE Is Of Elohim-Shan-Ti-Rah, Or David Wood and Priscilla Chacon spaced out 1 trillion, and 15 trillion years creating Paradoxes AND Spells to enlighten humanity backwards in time through the Paradox Engine. If our marriage doesn’t succeed, the Universe will never exist at all and everyone and everything in the Universe will die and never have been born. That’s how important our relationship is to space, time, and reality because without us, there is literally nothing and cannot be. I will write another article on this in the future.
This photo is BASICALLY Priscilla Chacon Saying “YES, I’LL MARRY YOU SEPTEMBER 15TH, 2018… I’M GOING TO BE RICH WITH KING DAVID AGAIN AND OWN EVERYTHING THIS TIME WITH THE KIDS!!!”
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This is my wife Priscilla Chacon and King David in a cave in Mexico after our wedding. Notice how in love we both are now and imagine the love and the marriage being completely restored in peace and harmony.
This is David Wood and Priscilla Chacon, and the consciousness of Elohim-Shan-Ti-Rah manifesting in the eternal cycle of lovemaking and creation between husband and wife, in all incarnations of space, time, and the universe.
This was me and my wife, Priscilla Chacon on our honeymoon cruise just after getting married on February 23rd, 2013.
In a recent NEWS FLASH, This Little Blue Rabbit apparently told David Sharpe that Weed And LSD Is Cool (David Sharpe Doesn’t Want You To Know. Neither does Donald J. Trump.) — I don’t condone the use or not use of LSD. Let’s just get the government, Eric Worre, Orrin Woodward, and Davey Sharpiepants out of your fucking business!
Orrin Woodward Is The WAY OF LIFE!This photo is about the following article: https://www.lazymanandmoney.com/orrin-woodward-scams-monavie-team-lies/ “They Come To You In Sheep’s Clothing. But Inwardly They Are Ravening Wolves…” – My Savior Jesus, Talking About cOrrin CoWoodward Scam Artist Exposed!!!
This star, the Merkavah is the symbol of the Jewish Flag, and emanates from Messiah Ben David, King of Israel.
This is the SECOND Facsimile of The Book Of Abraham, printed by the Church of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints.
This is the 3rd Facsimile of the Book of Abraham printed by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
This is a photo of me giving a victory speech in San Diego, California in 2013 while I was preparing for my Presidential Campaign with the success of Empower Network, LLC and all of my other many successes, victories, and glory.
Nikola Tesla invented things we still do not understand today, over 120 years after his death. What if he had lived this entire time… Where would we be?
I love you all so much and as you’re looking at the photo, imagine forgetting all of our problems out of existence (all of us together) and unifying in oneness to bring the Kingdom of Elohim to the earth in FUN and ENLIGHTENMENT (with LOTS of sex together every day as you’re coming to enlightenment week now if you want to or not it’s fine…)
I love my son Angel and Gabriel and my WIFE so much it’s ridiculous!!! That’s what enlightenment is all about!!! getting over your shit!!!
A Picture of The Angel Gabriel Growing Up With My Dad, Mark Irving Wood, and My Wife, Priscilla Chacon!!!
This is King David (Messiah Ben David, King Of Israel) kissing his WIFEY and SACRED BABY the LION of the TRIBE OF JUDAH (Jesus’s Sister) Before They Have Sex, Which Later Turned Into Our Sacred Baby, Gabriel Kalel Wood Chacon!!!! (He is going to be superman in the future. I promise. Literally. And in movies.)
You notice how happy we both are together now as you’re reading, watching, and paying attention carefully?
My baby sporting her favorite shirt of me and David Sharpe together in Empower Network!!!
A modeling photo of my futurely enlightened baby, Priscilla Chacon!!!
This is the Empower Network private JET… You guys have to see this badass f*ing shit!!!!
David Wood and Priscilla Chacon together before they had the Angel Gabriel!!! My son Gabriel is literally the Angel Gabriel that appears to Jesus backwards in time in the New Testament. He is also Superman. I am not joking. Yet I am. Yet I am not. keep reading for more:
IMG_0369 (1) I Fucking LOVE YOU MY HOLY SWEET BABY PRISCILLA!!! <3 <3 <3 TE AMO BB MIO <3 <3 <3 ...I LOVE YOU baby <3 <3 <3 I'm JUST FOR YOU AND WILL BE JUST YOU IF YOU WANT TO BABY CUM OUT TO SEE ME AT ENLIGHTENMENT WEEK OR JUST TO SEE ME BABY IT'S YOUR FUCKING CHOICE WHETHER YOU WANT TO MARRY ME OR NOT <3 <3 <3 TE AMO BB MIO MEOW!!!
This photo is BASICALLY Priscilla Chacon Saying “YES, I’LL MARRY YOU SEPTEMBER 15TH, 2018… I’M GOING TO BE RICH WITH KING DAVID AGAIN AND OWN EVERYTHING THIS TIME WITH THE KIDS!!!”
Angel, Gabriel, David, and Priscilla Together Again At Last.
If you take a look at Priscilla and I, then average out our faces, make us more beautiful than when we had Gabriel because we are actually both immortal already… what do you have? You have our son, Jesus, who a Mormon prophet says looks like this photo. Which looks EXACTLY LIKE US (more proof coming later.) What would you pay to meet Jesus’s Father? We’re just getting started. I’ll explain later. I’m ELOHIM. Nice to meet you!!!
Hey baby, I fucking love you so much it’s God BLESSED RIDICULOUSNESS!!! <3 <3 <3 FOR YOU BABY WE'RE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU TOGETHER!!!
My hot baby supermodel WIFEY before our wedding on September 15th, 2018 this year in the Mormon Tabernacle after she says “YES” TO ME!!! (before we have sex and give birth to YHVH of Armies)
As you look at this, remember how in love with me all of you are, wondering why you trust me so much? Don’t you?
I love you so much my baby the LION of the TRIBE OF JUDAH… You remember this?
Look how in love we are in this photo out in Cancun Mexico at our non-legal wedding February 23rd, 2013!!!
Drinking some champagne together before we have sex after our wedding (totally in love) before we head out to Enlightenment Week together. What would you pay to be able to meet… Jesus’s Father and Mother?
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE UNIVERSE, PRISCILLA CHACON!!!
If you’re thinking of deciding to buy like my son Gabriel is… keep reading for more juicy details…
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This is the Empower Network private JET…
You guys have to see this badass f*ing shit we’re going to create together and ride on each day doing huge ass meetings of 400,000 and 1,000,000 everywhere we go!!!!
I LOVE YOU JONATHAN CRONSTEDT WITH ALL MY HEART FORGET ABOUT THE BULLSHIT AND BELIEVE IN KING DAVID MY FRIEND I’M JESUS’S FATHER BROSKI IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS YOU ALREADY BELIEVE IN ME WHETHER YOU DECIDE NOW TO AGREE WITH ME OR NOT (YOU KNOW THERE IS NO ERRORS IN MY THINKING BECAUSE YOU CANNOT FIND THEM IN THE BIBLE, AND HOW DO I KNOW THAT? BECAUSE I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS BRO) LOVE YOU AND YOUR AWESOME WIFEY AND SACRED BABY!!!!
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“TO ALL OF THE BEAUTIFUL TANTRIC SEX LADIES OF ISRAEL AND ALSO OF COSTA RICA, THE UNITED STATES, RUSSIA, CANADA, ARIZONA ESPECIALLY AND How You Can Get Enlightened And Have LOTS OF TANTRIC SEX WITH YOUR NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK!!!”
Ha ha ha. This photo, again designed psychologically to trap your attention in reading my letter carefully is of a bunch of young blondies begging their daddy to send them to enlightenment week with King David! No sexually arousing thoughts intended. Beautiful souls, aren’t they? Click Here For Information About Enlightenment Week!!!This is King David Michael Wood [born May 17th, 1981] Also Known As (Messiah Ben David, King Of Israel)kissing his WIFEY and SACRED BABY the LION of the TRIBE OF JUDAH (Jesus’s Sister) Before They Have Sex, Which Later Turned Into Our Sacred Baby, Gabriel Kalel Wood Chacon!!!! (He is going to be superman in the future. I promise. Literally. And in movies.)
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…Keep Reading Tomorrow (going to bed now) WHY Jews AND THE PEOPLE OF ISRAEL Like Me (King David Michael Wood, Or “Elohim-Masarecht” in the Spiritual Language, OR The People Of Israel IN ONENESS AND HOLINESS WITH MESSIAH BEN DAVID, KING OF ISRAEL) should get a Star of David Tattoo on their heart and walk on the other side of the street like the Koran says to create PEACE between Israel and Islam!
Keep reading now as you’re enjoying these images of scantily clad RIGHTEOUS CHICKS IN JERUSALEM for more juicy details…
ALSO…THESE GLORIOUS SUPERMODEL ISLAMIC WOMEN WHO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU RIGHT NOW (AS ONE OF YOUR MANY WIVES AND CONCUBINES WHO LOVE KING DAVID AND HIS RESPECT FOR ISLAM, BUDDHISM, (more tomorrow)
Here’s a photo of me and my Son, Gabriel thinking about restoring Jerusalem and UNITING ISLAMIC PEOPLE AND THE PEOPLE OF ISRAEL IN PURPOSE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!!! Here you go:
Here’s a photo of Gabriel thinking about how powerfully it would be if the people of Israel accepts his Daddy (the rightful heir to the throne of Israel) as their King and also gets the Islamic Nation to agree by taking the Koran and the Torah and mixing it as the Eternal Law Of The Land for BOTH PEOPLES…
This next photo is the first photo again (sorry I couldn’t help it my baby Gabe is so beautiful it’s RIDICULOUS don’t you just LOVE SUPERMAN???)
**** GABRIEL I’M COMING FOR YOU BABY!!!! AND ANGEL!!!! AND YOUR MOMMY TO MAKE THE FAMILY SAFE AND RICH AGAIN…. THIS TIME FOR GOOD!!! I’M SO SORRY FOR ABANDONING YOU BABY AND MAKING YOU FEEL UNSAFE!!! (Talking to everyone). I have to in order to accomplish my mission and make the family safe and rich again no matter what Mommy says because I love her and you both so much!!!!!
Here’s another photo of my wife and I kissing, basically thinking about taking a vacation with her to Paris [I’ve always wanted to take her there. I LOVE YOU BABY DON’T BE ASHAMED EVERYONE LOVES YOU SO MUCH IT’S RIDICULOUS!!! I WORSHIP YOU WITH MY COCK BABY!!!! (and my mind, heart, and soul – because that’s what men do in Heaven. They worship their wives, and the Father of course!!!!)
This photo here is about LOVE… “Te Amo” means “love” and my wifey made this for me when she was feeling super in loooooooovvvvvvvvveeeee with me before we got married this year at the Mormon Tabernacle, September 15th, 2018!!!
…this is before of course the Gospel was preached to all of the world on September 15th, 2018 (right now it’s May 28th, 2018) … keep reading for more juicy details about how after that in 7 days Jerusalem accepts me as their King and we begin the process of restoring ISRAEL (after of course a little bit of a fighty poo war that pops up between people’s that are pissed at themselves but love me for some reason and you can’t really figure out why…)
Here is a photo of my non legal marriage (my ex wife Ashley Needles still hasn’t divorced me because she’s a bit of a bitch and wants money… even though I’ve offered to help her with stuff nobody understands but me in exchange, like how to help her land Jim Carey as her new husband)… hey Jim, come to enlightenment week (can somebody send this to him to see what he thinks?)
Look at the photos again of Priscilla and I. Now match our faces. How does it look like we are the Father and Mother of this Jesus photo, who a Mormon Prophet said looks EXACTLY LIKE JESUS?
This islamic or Jewish supermodel (or maybe part of both… looks Jewish to me) is celebrating after the Jewish Nation accepts me as their King and we start RESTORING ISRAEL AND CREATING PEACE IN THE EAST!!! THIS IS WHAT IT’S ABOUT PEOPLE LOVE AND PARTYING!1!#$@#%@#
Just keep looking at photos and scrolling through, enjoying the beautiful women and pictures of my family as you’re deciding to attend enlightenment week now (even though you’re scared just forget about the bullshit.) Click on “enlightenment week” above.
My basic thoughts on Islam and Israel creating peace are this:
ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE SOLUTION.
Why do I say this? It’s because enlightenment week is all about freedom, the democratic republic, the Torah, and the Koran and EVERY RELIGION AND NON RELIGION AND THEIR RESPECTIVE SPIRITUALITIES DECIDING NOW TO AGREE TOGETHER ON THE THINGS THAT MATTER!!!!
This is the MOST BADASS PRESIDENT THE USA HAS EVER HAD (better than Benjamin Franklin) finishing up his job in 4 years so King David can “Make America Righteous Again…” with the ISLAMIC PEOPLE AND ISRAEL WORKING TOGETHER WITH THE MORMONS AND CHRISTIANS…
WE’LL HELP YOU ALL LEAD PEOPLE TO YOUR FAITHS!!!
This is my Son Gabriel who loves his MOMMY (and my wifey) Priscilla so much it’s ridiculous, napping after we restore Israel together with the nations of ISLAM and ISRAEL.
This is the BEST MOMMY EVER and BEST WIFEY EVER Priscilla!!!!
This is my son Angel and Gabriel with King David Michael Wood (born May 17th, 1981, and the FIRST IMMORTAL IN THIS GENERATION) … AND:
This is Gabriel and her thinking of sleeping together with Daddy and Angel as a happy family reunited again, creating peace in the home before we create peace in Israel.
Here we are with my Dad, Mark Irving Wood (best FATHER EVER… The Father of Elohim (Jesus’s Father)… who had to be born, as I explained in another article.
This is Priscilla Chacon and King David when we were first together in Costa Rica. I met Priscilla out dancing, and as you can see… we had lots of fun. Later I broke up with Ashley to be with my new, better wife and son. And wish Ashley the best she was a great friend and great at many things!!!
ASHLEY DIVORCE ME SO I CAN FOLLOW THE TORAH!!! I need to unite Israel WE DON’T HAVE ANY TIME THERE IS A CURSE ON ALL OF HUMANITY AND IT’S YOUR GREEDY FAULT!!!
My wifey Priscilla (sacred baby) who I love so much it’s ridiculous, before we had Gabriel…. I LOVE YOU BABY PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR BEATING YOU UP A LITTLE EMOTIONALLY HERE ON MY BLOG IT’S BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND WANT TO MARRY YOU…and I MISS YOU BB SO, SO MUCH!!!
-King David “Messiah Ben David, King Of Israel…”
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Leave me your thoughts in the comments. Basically, if Israel will accept me as their King (when I’m married) I will restore Israel personally in 12 months or less. Then I’ll be off to do other things with the Jewish Nation, Islamic Nation, and RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2020 WITH THE TORAH PARTY!!! (we can work together and mix the Koran and Torah together to create balance laws. But the Torah will be the law of the land. Period. American woman will not wear those shawls and we should not ask them too, as it will mess up the message. But you guys have the right to fight for whatever you want after the 4 year period when I’m done. Solution over. Going to go work on my enlightenment week post. Love you all.
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