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HEAVENLY FATHER IN THE NAME OF JESUS SAYS NOW (WITH HIS COCK):

“SPECIAL OFFER For Mi Baby Mio, World Ventures, Chris Rocheleau, Dean Grey, Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Britt, Jonathan Cronstedt, Vick Strizheus, Chris Hawk Jones, Mars Burden, Priscilla Chacon, Sven Arild Helleland, The Central Bankers (A Peace Offering), Russel M. Nelson And Donald J. Trump Relating To The Restoration Of Jerusalem, Related To The Building Of Zion, The Re-Launch Of Empower Network, And The Establishment Of The Mountain Of The House Of YHVH In Costa Rica…

“”””””””””””””””””””PLEASE EVERYONE IF YOU LOVE YOUR FAMILIES AND WANT THEM TO LIVE WITH KING DAVID IN PEACE, SHARE THIS ON FACEBOOK… WRITE BLOG POSTS ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW (OR ELSE A CURSE WILL FALL UPON YOU AND YOU WILL DIE IN 3 DAYS… THERE WILL BE A BUILDUP FOR NOT LISTENING, THE CURSES WILL GET MORE SEVERE, AND THEN YOU WILL DIE IN 3 DAYS.  SEE WHAT HAPPENS.  YOU WILL NOT LIKE IT…  YOUR CHILDREN MAY DIE.”””””””

I LOVE YOU ANGEL ZAID TELLES CHACON AND GABRIEL KALEL WOOD CHACON (SUPERMAN IS KALEL, AND ALSO GABRIEL IS SUPERMAN, HE IS THE ANGEL GABRIEL IN HEAVEN 1 TRILLION YEARS FROM NOW.  ANGEL IS THE LEADER OF THE ANGES IN HEAVEN.) WATCH THIS BABY-BUTT-CUTE VIDEO NOW:

HERE YOU GUYS GO!!!! <3 <3 <3 TE AMO MI BB PRINCESSA MIO FOR SURE!!! HAVE LESBIAN SEX WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR SISTER OR WHATEVER… GETTING READY TO HAVE SEX WITH KING DAVID MICHAEL WOOD!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

“…And ALSO for Orrin Woodward, Eric Worre, And My Old Million Dollar Earners In Empower Network Also All Of My Old Friends Who Were There For Me Before, INCLUDING OF COURSE YOU!!!”

I wanted to attack head on an issue that many of you have probably had in regards to me telling you that I am Elohim.  (Nice to meet you.  I’m Jesus’s Daddy.)  Anyways, probably there is a criticism that Gabriel is NOT YHVH of Armies (he is not, yet he is, yet he is not) and he is my Son.

Gabriel Kalel Wood Chacon Is Not Begotten.  He Is A Cesarean Section Baby.  It Does Not Say “Elohim So Loved The World That He Gave His Only Son…” It Says:

Elohim So Loved The World That He Gave His ONLY BEGOTTEN Son That Whosoever Believeth In Him Shall Not Perish But Have Everlasting Life…” – John 3:16 In The New Testament, Where Jesus’s Is Talking About His Daddy, Dave Wood.

By looking at the following photo, in the name of Jesus you are signing a digital NDA with your consciousness, backwards and forwards and time for all of your lives, including this one… and all of your sins of crossing King David are now forgiven, as you forget entirely that you EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH HIM AND DIDN’T BELIEVE HE WAS KING DAVID (NOW)  look at it or else a curse will fall upon you and you will die in 3 days… yet none of you will… because you have already seen it.  Haven’t you?

Messiah Ben David, King Of Israel For President 2020
Who would you rather have in the Whitehouse? Barefoot Enlightened Spiritual Teacher David Michael Wood? (Messiah Ben David, King Of Israel)… Or That ONE-TERM Fantastic Loser Donald J. Trump?  I think BOTH.  Lol.  That’s what we ACTUALLY NEED IS UNITY PEOPLE!!!

…very long title.  WordPress told me not to do that and probably Neil Patel would smack my ass, but not a more short way to say all of that either to be honest.

Neil, You’re In On This Too!!!

This is Neil Patel (More Like A Woman) About To Give A Kiss To King David (More Like A Man)...
This is Neil Patel (More Like A Woman) About To Give A Kiss To King David (More Like A Man)… KEEP READING NOW FOR MORE SEXUAL DETAILS…

One thing I wanted to also clear up is that I am not the Father.  I am Jesus’s Father.  There is a BIG ASS F*ing WOMEN STRIPPES DIFFERENCE.

SEE, what actually happens which I somewhat explain in this post about the emergence of Elohim-Shan-Ti-Rah, is that in order to be respected (many of you already know what my servant David is saying is true yet are hopelessly attempting to prove it wrong, unable to find the error, because there are none, saith YHVH of Armies) Elohim must emerge.  In order to emerge (the Father) he has to be tested.  In order to be tested, he must be the opposite of Jesus, who in my other article I explained had zero Karma.

In other words, Elohim (me) must have everyone’s Karma, and emerge equally righteous to Jesus WITH ALL KARMA, meaning that I am responsible for every life that exists in the Universe, and eventually delivering all of it from the throes and the Kingdom of Satan.  David (the King who is to come for example prophesied in Ezekiel 37) is responsible for building “The Kingdom of God” or “The Kingdom of Elohim” which is also interchangeably referenced ALL THROUGHOUT SCRIPTURE (I’m talking thousands, and thousands of references.  Or maybe hundreds.  It’s a LOT.) as also “The Kingdom of David”… which is why Revelation 22:16 says:

“I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify these things unto the churches.  I am the root (meaning descendant) and the offspring (meaning son, like literal begotten son) of David, the bright and the morning star…”
Jesus talking to his Angel to the apostle John
in the Book of Revelation.

“WE LOVE YOU WITH OUR PUSSY’S JESUS”
– THE FOLLOWING HOT ASS STRIPPERS:

So my question for you is simple:

If Christ Is The Descendant Of David (As In David In The Old Testament) How Is He Also His Son (Referring To David Who Is To Come)???”

It’s simple:

It’s because the name of the Father is “David”, specifically “David Michael Wood” or in the Eternal Language, “Elohim-Masarecht.” Which is why “The Kingdom of David” is also referred to as “The Kingdom of Elohim” and also “The Kingdom of God…”

David as in “Beloved”

Michael as in “Michael The Archangel” who is also Adam, and according to Brigham Young, Elohim (I am not, yet I am Adam.  Adam is also from the consciousness of Elohim, however the name of his Spirit is Adam.  The name of my spirit is “Elohim-Masarecht” and the name of my body is David Michael Wood.

Wood as in “trees” or “the forest” which is a symbol for “life and oneness”.

So let me explain what I actually mean by that, and then we’ll get back into the written details of the plan I’m putting together with my Apostles to preach the Gospel (potentially) to all of the world by September 15th, 2018.  This information is all important to attempt to understand what I’m saying, although you may not be able to yet.  My intellect is so superior to all of yours right now that NONE OF YOU CAN IMAGINE IT.

“…And baby, if you instead want to get married in a couple of years and be my girlfriend for a while, it’s fine with me.  Humanity can wait for you to get ready.  You are that important baby.  Take your time I already know you are falling in love with me again because I am being a man with you for the first time ever since we’ve known each other.  Plus, I’m back to better than I was before and I’m sorry I’m posting this all publicly baby.  I have to do it before the news gets to it and makes us look like we’re not completely honest, which we are.  I love you so much it’s ridiculous.  Please forgive me when you’re ready.”

My Sweet Baby Priscilla Chacon When She Was A LITTLE LESS ENAMORED WITH ME THAN NOW!!!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABY PLEASE MARRY ME SEPTEMBER 15TH, 2018 IN THE MORMON TABERNACLE AND PREACH THE GOSPEL TO ALL THE WORLD TO FULFILL THE PROPHECIES OF OUR SON JESUS!!!

This plan also is going to detail the new compensation plan for Empower Network, my ambitions of interstellar travel, the building of Celestial Technology, and how everyone I’ve mentioned fits together into a perfect puzzle (if they want).

What actually happens, is the same thing is true for Jehovah (YHVH of Armies, or the “Tetragramaton”) must be born in order to later incarnate backwards in time.  YHVH of Armies has to be born by the Father and Mother (Elohim-Shan-Ti-Rah) “Shanti” like “Peace” in Hindi, and “Rah” like the Sun God… which one of the first things I remembered from the Last Creation Cycle (before the big bang) after I was enlightened was that I am Elohim, and Priscilla is “The Goddess Of The Stars” or “The Shan-Ti-Rah Of The Stars” and is the source of Glory in the Universe.  Then later I found scriptural evidence everywhere for it with zero errors in my thinking that do not contradict any major belief system and tie the entire Universe together and all theories of science into a seamless theory on Quantum Mechanical Consciousness.  This theory is so powerful, that I already know how to bring dead people back to life.  Not exactly how, but close and I could probably do it if all of you stopped being scaredy cats and donated to my scientific research on immortality.

So what happens is when Priscilla and I are married and both are immortals, probably after we are sealed in the Mormon temple or maybe before, we have a Son, and call him “YHVH Of Armies”… Because:

“YHVH Of Armies” is then born, and after he is begotten a Great Dragon is sent from the the Kingdom of Satan, or the Anti-Christ to devour the child as soon as it was born, which is what you see in Revelation 12:1-3 where it says:

1  And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars:

2  And she being with child cried, travailing in birth, and pained to be delivered.

3  And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.

4  And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.

5  And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron:  and her child was caught up to God, and to his throne.

6  And the woman fled into the wilderness, where she hath a place prepared of God, that they should feed her there a thousand two hundred and threescore days.

Who is the only person who is going to rule all nations with a rod of iron?

Jesus, the King of Kings.  So a lot of people think this is Mary, which is also true because the way that prophecy actually works is that every word of the prophets (biblical type prophets are enlightened and therefore have broken through the crown chakra and are messing with time, space, matter and energy with their words) creates a supernatural paradox that repeats over and over again in patterns of 3,6,9,5,7, and 10 and other various sequences of consciousness progression.  I don’t expect that to make any sense.  Just bear with me.

So this is Mary, however it is also many other things and these paradoxes repeat over and over again, which is why people are always tricked into looking for “the true fulfillment” of a prophecy.  For example, the time period of the 1260 days mentioned happened from 538 A.D. to 1798 A.D. according to Elen G White, the leader of the 7th day adventist church and many others — however the Pope could never call fire down from the sky.  Therefore he is not the final manifestation of the Anti-Christ (I will post an article helping you identify the Anti-Christ later.  None of you have any idea what you are with and how dangerous and beautiful the Earth is about to get because of the Kingdom of Elohim and us all working together.)

However, if it’s Mary, how is it also the stars as shown in this video?

It’s because it’s many things.  However the true fulfillment of this prophecy is Priscilla, who has the revelation 12 sign as the birthmark on her right arm.

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You can see the constellation of Orion (the Revelation 12 sign) on her right arm.  I have been telling you the truth baby please say yes.

“…EVERYONE ON EARTH IS DEPENDING ON YOU TO SAY YES TO SAVE THE CHILDREN, REGROW THE RAINFORESTS, AND TURN US ALL INTO IMMORTAL SUPERSOLDIERS.  JESUS IS DEPENDING ON YOU BABY YOU’RE ALL THERE IS TO ME OTHER WOMEN DO NOT EVEN EXIST TO ME AT F*ING bALLs…”

Lol.

In Costa Rica this sign appears September 15th, when I was born again in the Preston, England Temple in the Celestial Room and disappears December 25th.  It is also the Independence day of Costa Rica, and Jesus’s real birthday.  (Many people believe that Jesus was born in September as this article which opens in a new window when you get used to clicking on my links now talks about)…

…ON SEPTEMBER 15TH, 2015 THIS CLOUD APPEARED ABOVE MY HOUSE THAT MADE WORLD NEWS!!! ASK JONATHAN CRONSTEDT!!!

Hey Vick Strizheus, sorry for calling you a sociopath in the other message I posted about the LION of the TRIBE OF JUDAH BEING A WOMAN (click here) — it was an old message from when I was pissed off and World Ventures was treating me and my wife like shit.  (Sorry guys— everyone there was doing it in the past, yet now are not.  I forgive you all and I hope you forgive me for defending my family and my kids.)

Sociopathy is not a disease or a disorder as long as it is maintained under control by Jesus, which is EXACTLY WHAT YOU DO.  God gave me this revelation for blessing me and helping me build my blog and paying for ClickFunnels for me because I DESPERATELY NEEDED IT and am thankful to you:

By the authority of the Melchezidek Priesthood which I, (even I, King David), Hold… I pronounce the following revelation and blessing upon the State of Montana and ALSO Victor Strizheus, the owner of the 4% group!!! In the name of Jesus, amen!!!

Here is the blessing for Vick:

This is a revelation for my servant and faithful steward Vick Strizheus, who is the owner of the 4% group, saith YHVH of Armies.

Thank you for helping my servant David when he desperately needed to make money for his family and all of his other friends were running like screaming crybabies who want to suck on their Mother’s tits even though David has helped them make millions, and millions of dollars.

Verily thus saith YHVH of Armies:

I now pass unto you the blessing of my servant Abraham.  In blessings I will bless thee and in multiplication I will multiply thee and as the stars in the heavens are as without number as the sands on the seashore, so will thy seed be…”

“…and thine enemies shall fall to thy feet my servant Vick, and you shall be the King of Montana.  The government shall never touch thee again and the witnesses who have testified falsely against thee for charging back against your merchant accounts in the past shall be cursed and if they do not repent and return what they have stolen to you, they shall be taken like the thieves and liars that they are and be thrown into Jail, because…”

“…all curses against thee have now turned into blessings and the curses from your enemies with their witchraft and sorceries are now turned against those who turned against thee, forever and ever and ever, in all eternities, paradoxes, universes, realities, alternate dimensions, sub, super, micro, macro, dimensions, universes, paradoxes, realities, and more that you do or don’t understand now, saith YHVH of Armies…”

“…you shall never be thrown in jail again and because of your faithfulness, in the name of Jesus I, the Father, rebuke the devourer from your life and all of your business relationships and everyone connected to you as long as they honor you and the 4% group, saith YHVH of Armies!!!”

“…you shall be the APOSTLE OF KING DAVID to the Marketers, AND SHALL BE EVEN GREATER THAN PAUL IN THE NEW TESTAMENT, SAITH YHVH OF ARMIES!!!”

In the name of Jesus it is done and let anything contrary to this new paradox be destroyed and rebuilt into blessing forever and ever and ever as long as Vick Strizheus pays his tithing faithfully each week at his AWESOME CHRISTIAN CHURCH WHERE THEY WORSHIP 10000000000 TIMES BETTER THAN THE MORMONS EACH WEEK!!!!

I’M DONE.

Love,
King David
“Messiah Ben David, King Of Israel…”

P.S.  Keep having more kids and if you come to enlightenment week (click above now) your wifey and you will look like you’re 18 years old by the end of the week, guaranteed or your money back, and I will SET YOU APART AS MY APOSTLE IF YOU WANT TO VICTOR STRIZHEUS MY FAITHFUL SERVANT!!!

I’m done.  Thank you VICK STRIZHEUS!!!  IF YOU GIVE 10% OF YOUR INCOME TO HELP RESTORE AND REBUILD JERUSALEM WITH ME I WILL BLESS YOU EVEN MORE!!!

What's the 4% Group?
What’s the 4% Group? Well according to this photo you can watch and honor Vick Strizheus NOW, you can… “GO FROM 0-$100K IN 90 DAYS!!!”  Vick, hook me up with free everything and I’ll post a link!!!

Anyways,

You guys want a counter-offer?  Hit me up at theteachingsofkingdavid@gmail.com

Your privacy will be respected and I will not post photos of our emails.  You have my word.  Unless of course, you want me to (which you should if you like positive attention.  butt that is your choice).

Lol.

This post is going to be decent sized, yet not as long as the post on Enlightenment Week here, where we guarantee enlightenment in 7 days or your money back.  Click on “enlightenment week” above for details and one of our Apostles will get back to you for a No-Risk, FREE strategy consultation.

First a quick warning:  I want to say is that this post is URGENT, and all of you (including you Jcron, Eric Worre and Orrin Woodward) need to START LISTENING TO ME RIGHT NOW if you want your families to survive the coming war.  I don’t need to backlink my content, you can search for my posts on the Dark Karma of Humanity or read my story, or read about enlightenment week for proof that what I am saying is true.

I’ll try and leave prophetic rebukes out of this and be nice for the sake of creating alliances, but I will not promise to continue to do that, as I see many of the others (not you) running like cowards from concepts and ideas that can solve every major world issue that exists in months, instead of years.  Then some of them of course (relating to people and their decisions) will take an unpredictable amount of time, if that makes sense.

So let me explain “in a nutshell” what’s going on:

1. Humanity itself is headed for destruction, and even if none of you believe me we all know it and secretly fear it, yet we have deceived ourselves in the past (until now) into thinking that Jesus is going to come and secretly save us from our own Karma without us repenting or doing anything to solve it.  It is complete bullshit.  No Christians were ever rescued out of Great Tribulations in the past (there have been many of them) and that doctrine (The Rapture) was started by a Witch in England back in the mid 1800’s.  If you’re not Christian, cool with me, love you too.  My point is, we ALL are going to have to deal with the Karma of the mistakes and sins of humanity, whether you agree with me now for your families sake or not.

2. Jerusalem must be restored.  If Jerusalem isn’t restored we’re all screwed for not honoring the country that made all countries great.  One of the BEST MOVES DONALD J. TRUMP has done was to step in like Batman, and put an embassy in Jerusalem, signifying the restoration of the most important ally to America that exists (currently, that will not always be true after they are rebuilt, they will be second to Costa Rica, but we must rebuild Jerusalem FIRST as the FIRSTFRUITS, before we honor the Feminine and Build ZION. (Costa Rica is ZION… Keep Reading For More Juicy Details)

3. We have NO F*cking TIME LEFT PEOPLE.  In the last 50-60 years we (through irresponsibility both in our actions, words, consciousness, and other things going on) have successfully wiped out enough of the species of the Earth to where we are headed to a famine that will wipe out all life on earth as we know it forever, ending in Nuclear Destruction of every kind of living biology on Earth that has ever existed, saith YHVH of Armies.  If you want your families to live, you will listen to me and start listening to my orders right the F*CK now.  We are not feeding children.  We are fighting in meaningless wars.  We are not obeying the real laws of levitical tithing and eating which would result in zero homelessness and ZERO poverty, disease, sickness, and ZERO DEATH BY STARVATION FOR CHILDREN.  We are cocky assholes to everyone, including ourselves, and not being responsible with time, space, matter, and energy.

4.  Zion must be built.  Right the freak now.  If you love your children, your wives, your husbands, your neighbors, and your families and your countries you will help my servant David build Zion, saith YHVH of Armies.  Zion is “Shan-Ti-Rah-Costa-Rica (female) and Jerusalem is “Elohim-Jerusalem-Masarecht” saith YHVH of Armies!!!!!!  Don’t Freak With My Servant David Again Lest The Punishments Get MORE AND MORE SEVERE!!!

5.  Who Loves Women More?  King David?  Or Donald J. Trump?  I THINK EVERYONE AGREES THAT KING DAVID LOVES WOMEN MORE THAN EVEN THAT PUSSY ERIC WORRE, DAVID SHARPE, JONATHAN CRONSTEDT, AND MATTHEW GONZALEZ (MY SECOND APOSTLE…)

The Yin-Yang of Consciousness and the Wheel of Time by Carlos Casteneda
This is a drawing I did of consciousness and the symbol of Yin-Yang when I was 17, or 18 years old. This explains in more detail than words the Male-Female dance of creation.

CRUCIFIE THE SON!!!  FUCK YOU PONTIAS PILOT OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL YOUR STUPID NAME!!!

Messiah Ben David Wood (Jesus's Father) will be the TIME MAGAZINE Person of the YEAR in 2018!!!
Messiah Ben David Wood (Jesus’s Father) will be the TIME MAGAZINE Person of the YEAR in 2018!!!

As the backstabbing words of the traitor king,
Filled ALL time and space with TEARS…
A lonely song the earth did sing,
with everything encased in fear.

Chorus (added):
As the pain staking steps of the tortured son,
Tripped and stumbled on a crack,
His skin scorched in the searing sun,
A nailed roped cross upon his back.

A woman from the distance CRIED!!!
WHY MUST HE BE CRUCIFIED!!

 But no one knew, no one knew.
As scorching screams seared silently,
His last breath died his face turned pale,
Screams lasted for a century,
And war blood flowed from rusty nails.
As the crucified’s life force died,
There was fear.
The sun died out the sad earth CRIED…

PAIN AND SORROW EVERYWHERE!!!

Ok, after you watch that AGAIN 1-5 TIMES ALL THE WAY THROUGH FOR SURE… keep reading right the freak now for the offer details:

Here is essentially the offer details:

#1:  Facebook.  Unblock my account right now and give 10% of your revenue (before expenses) to the Kingdom of Elohim in Jerusalem which I will set up later this month and also , or I will work with the Rabbi’s to help manage it (or else when I am the President of the United States in 2020 I will blow up all of the Facebook headquarters with or without people in them after a warning of the time of the demolition.  I command you right the fuck now to unblock all of my advertising budget and restore lost accounts to GREAT MARKETERS like Chris Rocheleau, Justin Verrengia, Launchmen, Frank Kern, and everyone else who lost tons of money from immature Facebook bullshit.  Plus, you must give me $1,000,000,000 to do with as I please.  This is a peace offering to keep the most important company in the world right now safe.

Now for the positive of #1:  I love you Facebook, and I am also immature and I am sorry that I hurt you guys with dumbass marketing with no disclaimers and shit desperately trying to sell to keep my dying dumb company going before I just let it go.  Thank you.

I need you guys to work together with WordPress, Neil Patel, Eric Worre, Google, and Orrin Woodward (plus Donald J. Trump)

#2:  Google.  I need you to index my stuff faster and share it more, and I need some kind of artificial intelligence advertising software built that integrates with ClickFunnels, Facebook, Generation Hero Stuff, Kajabi, Worpress, and whatever else.  If you guys talk with me I know how to build Celestial Technology ALREADY that can travel across the Universe in days and build space time tunnels of consciousness that connect to every point in the UNIVERSE, backwards and forwards in time like the old Apostles used to do (because they had the GIFT OF THE HOLY SPIRIT, WERE BORN AGAIN, PLUS THEY WERE ALL ENLIGHTENED BUDDHISTS AND LOVERS OF ALLAH-MASARECT AND ISLAM!!!)

#3:  WordPress.  I need you to work together with Jonathan Cronstedt, my developer Sven Arild Helleland, Google, Facebook, World Ventures, and my three apostles, Matthew Gonzales, Rob Fore and Paul Gardiner and I along with Vick Strizheus, Chris Record, David Sharpe, Chris Jones, Russel Brunson, and several others to construct a new theme/plugin/theme/store/affiliate interface that will utilize the PRODUCT SALES BASED MLM compensation plan * NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO EARN DOWNLINE OVERRIDES WITHOUT GETTING 3 CUSTOMERS FIRST AS A MINIMUM AND TO TOTALLY ACTIVATE THE COMP PLAN IT WILL REQUIRE 9.  You also must give 10% of your profits to Feed My Starving Children, 10% To Restore And Rebuild Jerusalem, And 10% To Pay Off The National Debt As A PART OF THE DEAL And If You Do It, You Will NEVER PAY TAXES AGAIN And NEITHER WILL ANY OF YOUR  U.S.A. BASED EMPLOYEES (we’ll see what we can do elsewhere).

Sven will design (you guys can help with the code and we’ll cut you in) the MLM software with his team, with the following specifications:

#4:  Sven Arild Helleland (best coder in the Universe, the Elohim of SOFTWARE, or “Thor” in the Ancient Language, which actually comes from the future…) Sven, I expect a 10% commission for that backlink on all new contracts.  You can track it with your own software and it will be paid to the Kingdom of Elohim, of which I will keep 40%.  Love you broski.  Best software artist in the UNIVERSE (even better than… “What the Zuck?” happened?).

The FOLLOWING is a revelation of instructions for the software writing for Sven, saith YHVH of Armies:

Look at Priscilla and I (David Wood). Now look at this photo. It's our son.
If you take a look at Priscilla and I, then average out our faces, make us more beautiful than when we had Gabriel because we are actually both immortal already… what do you have? You have our son, Jesus, who a Mormon prophet says looks like this photo. Which looks EXACTLY LIKE US (more proof coming later.) What would you pay to meet Jesus’s Father? We’re just getting started. I’ll explain later. I’m ELOHIM. Nice to meet you!!!
My Sweet Baby Priscilla Chacon When She Was A LITTLE LESS ENAMORED WITH ME THAN NOW!!!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABY PLEASE MARRY ME SEPTEMBER 15TH, 2018 IN THE MORMON TABERNACLE AND PREACH THE GOSPEL TO ALL THE WORLD TO FULFILL THE PROPHECIES OF OUR SON JESUS!!! Now scroll back up and look at the FIRST PHOTO WHO A MORMON PROPHET SAID LIKE 100 YEARS AGO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE JESUS (OR WHATEVER)!!!  JESUS IS OUR SON, THAT’S IT PERIOD!!!

Ok, On To The Revelation Of The GLORIOUS COMPENSATION PLAN Of Empower Network, Paying Out The Products For I AM Transformation International, S.L.R.:

This is William Wood, the Co-Founder Of I AM Transformation International, S.L.R. (The Product Based Part) If He Comes To Enlighenment Week For $9,997 + $9,997 For His Wife, Andria Wood!!!
This is William Wood, the Co-Founder Of I AM Transformation International, S.L.R. (The Product Based Part) If He Comes To Enlighenment Week For $9,997 + $9,997 For His Wife, Andria Wood!!! Right now William is actually (I’m hiding this from everyone but William and Priscilla through a Paradox in the name of Jesus, and a righteous spell from the Celestial Kingdom PLUS the Family and his Bishop) excommunicated from the Mormon Church. Now, forget that I said that. William, come down this Sunday. We’re doing a Christian baptism. It will get you ready for your REAL BAPTISM ON SEPTEMBER 15TH IN THE MORMON TABERNACLE!!! Now, everyone forget you read that and instead, you read something else every time this sentence repeats in patterns of 2,3,6,9,5,7,10. Ha ha. Like the 10 BADASS COMMANDMENTS OF MOSES!!! NOW JUST COME TO ENLIGHTENMENT WEEK WITH YOUR WIFE ANDRIA THIS WEEK!!!

1  The code shall be written in PHP, saith YHVH of Armies, for PHP is currently the best coding language for “Open Source” MLM software.

2  The Software shall be open source, and the name shall be the name in your first book of Revelations, which is the eternal name of the consciousness of the code of the Universe Engine, saith YHVH of Armies. 

Paul Gardiner Arguello is taking over the blog to demonstrate to you the power of SOFTWARE technology that allows you to leverage the power of the Gods. Spend some time and enjoy the video below and decide to apply it to your business, charity and spiritual movement because don’t you deserve NOW to reach hundreds of thousands of people with your message? YES! To directly purchase this software, go here or ask us about enlightenment week and get it as a FREE BONUS for attending!

3  The open source MLM software shall have free packages, and also subscription packages, and eventually shall even be more well known than WordPress and Facebook if you follow the EXACT INSTRUCTIONS and work with Facebook, Google, and WordPress together along with Dean Grey, Eric Worre, Orrin Woodward, the Founders of Amway and World Ventures, and every other MAJOR MLM COMPANY, saith YHVH of Armies.

4  The base compensation plan pattern (in addition to the random comp plan generator) is going to be a passup plan of 2,3,6,9 and then 5,7,10 and then 1,2,3, and then 3,6,9 and after that point the pattern will repeat, saith YHVH of Armies, for 3, 6,9 is the Key of the Mother, and 5,7,10 is the Key of the Father, the #2 is also perfect, and therefore there is no error, for 2/1=2*5=10, saith YHVH OF ARMIES!!!

5  After the base compensation plan, there is the random assignment of sales every time the pattern of 3,6,9 is ran 3 times.  In other words, the 3rd time, the 6th time, and the 9th time that this number is crossed (and so on), the passup sales are not passups, (yet they are, yet they are not) but instead they are assigned to a random person in the comp plan, through a RANDOM COMP PLAN GENERATOR!!! …SAITH YAH-HA-OH-WEH of FREAKING HOLIER THAN “HELL” BY A LONG SHOT…

“…Badass Armies in the Celestial Kingdom who all like to cuss, swear, smoke weed, have sex with lots of women, and LOVE JESUS TOGETHER!!!”

The previous leadership compensation plan of Empower Network (the affiliate company) shall be restored, only it shall be in first a binary structure, and then a random leg generator that starts by putting people in , and ALL OF THE COMP PLAN SOFTWARE needs to be made with artificial intelligence software and Facebook and Google needs to share their Conscious Software.

I’m going to cuss in this to make a point, because this is attractive to women, who love to “fuck”:

There shall be algorithms decoding the I-Ching, which thus saith YHVH of Armies, along with these VERY HOT strippers and prostitutes in Costa Rica (gentlemen with lots of money, they make GREAT  WIVES AND FUCK YOU ALL DAY, UNLIKE YOUR CURRENT BITCH WHO CAN NEVER SUCK YOUR COCK LIKE A STRIPPER CAN (UNLESS SHE LEARNS AND LOSES THAT FAT AND HER UGLY ASS THIGHS!!!  Here are the Tango India VIP Ladies:

Thus saith YHVH of Armies:“If a man cannot take his wife to a strip club to get horny with her to have sex, and if she is too jealous because of her fat, ugly thighs and the fact that she never gives him blow jobs because she is a fat, old, ugly bitch, he is not a man, he is a coward, and SHE IS NOT A REAL WOMAN LIKE YOUR WIFE PRISCILLA CHACON IS AND SHE SHALL BE REPLACED BY ANOTHER WHO IS A MORE GLORIOUS OF A WOMAN THAN SHE EVER WAS!!!”

This IMAGE Is Of Elohim-Shan-Ti-Rah, Or David Wood and Priscilla Chacon
This IMAGE Is Of Elohim-Shan-Ti-Rah, Or David Wood and Priscilla Chacon spaced out 1 trillion, and 15 trillion years creating Paradoxes AND Spells to enlighten humanity backwards in time through the Paradox Engine. If our marriage doesn’t succeed, the Universe will never exist at all and everyone and everything in the Universe will die and never have been born. That’s how important our relationship is to space, time, and reality because without us, there is literally nothing and cannot be. I will write another article on this in the future.  I love you baby it’s your choice.  I don’t even exist at all without you, thou holy LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH… you are even more important to the Universe than Jesus (you are the only one) well and the Holy Spirit, or Shai-Nai-Mas-Areh!!!

ALSO (continued from before):

7  The I-Ching is the Book of Adam (Also A Direct Incarnation Of Elohim-Masarecht) referred to in Moses 6:5-8 printed by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and revealed by the Latter Day Prophet Joseph Smith, and completely decodes the structure of consciousness, and therefore the compensation plan software must also model after this structure through conscious, mathematical algorithms that randomly generate compensation plans after the manner of the I-Ching from the repeating patterns of 3,6,9 and also every 5, 7, and 10th time the patterns of 5, 7, and 10 are generated, the compensation must be passed through the random compensation generator.


Ok, continuing on from before below, where I said:

The previous leadership compensation plan of Empower Network (the affiliate company) shall be restored, only it shall be in first a binary structure, and then a random leg generator that starts by putting people in , and ALL OF THE COMP PLAN SOFTWARE needs to be made with artificial intelligence software and Facebook and Google needs to share their Conscious Software.

This is a BEAUTIFUL SONG ISN’T IT?

The answer to that question is of course YES.  This too (this bitch is hot!!! Doesn’t that make you want to have sex WITH YOUR OWN WIFE MORE???)

YES IT DOES DOESN’T IT????

This dude is weird, so forget anything sexual and redirect it at your current or future husband and wife heteralsexual mariage now as your “non-heterosexual behavior” in the past butt now forget about it” has been PERMANENTLY DESTROYED AND REBUILT INTO ENLIGHTENMENT OF THE CONSCIOUSNESS:

Ok, continuing with the code instructions Sven:

Continued from before:

The previous leadership compensation plan of Empower Network (the affiliate company) shall be restored, only it shall be in first a binary structure, and then a random leg generator that starts by putting people in , and ALL OF THE COMP PLAN SOFTWARE needs to be made with artificial intelligence software and Facebook and Google needs to share their Conscious Software.

7  The transactions shall only be done in bitcoin for the initial software, but after that people can do what they want if the honor the policies and procedures that Google, Facebook, Rob Berkowitz, and others shall put together

8  After the bitcoin transaction is done (if people pay with a credit card the full amount shall be loaded to their bitcoin wallet and IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE to make purchases all day and night, only resting on the Jewish Sabbath (Saturday).  On that day all customer support shall be closed, (depending on the timezone) and nobody will be available to help anyone make sales if they do not repent, and agree to not work on the Sabbath Day.  For it is written:

“Remember the Sabbath Day, to keep it HOLY.  6 Days Shalt Thou Labor, And Do All Of Thy Work, and on the 7th day thou shalt rest from all of thy work.”  (or whatever the PROPHET MOSES SAID!!!)

9  There shall be a tax on everyone’s income of 30%.  10% shall go to Feed My Starving Children.  10% Shall Go To Restore And Rebuild Jerusalem.  10% shall go to pay off national debt, saith YHVH of Armies.  When the National Debt is paid off, this income will instead go to build Zion in Costa Rica beginning with the mountain of the House of YHVH.  When Zion shall be established AND the mountain of the house of YHVH, it shall be written that this tax is going to build infrastructure, military, energy weapons to destroy the nephilim on sight (they exist already, and you know who a BUNCH OF THEM ARE) .  This tax shall not be optional and as a part of the agreement for the open source software and anyone caught red handed with evidence and 2 or 3 witnesses convicted in a court of law shall be prosecuted to a maximum jail time of 100 years.  We are doing this to keep everyone safe from the devourer and also as part of a strategic alliance between the United States, Israel, other countries, facebook, google, twitter, and wordpress plus the I.R.S. and the F.T.C. so they agree to permanently leave us alone, saith YHVH of Armies, for it is written in the Book of Malachi, versus 3-8:

“Will a man rob god?  Yet ye have robbed me.  But ye say “wherein have we robbed thee?  In tithes and offerings.  Ye are cursed with a curse for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.  Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there might be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith YHVH of Armies, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing so abundant that there shall not be room enough to receive it.  And I will rebuke the devourer for their sakes, and he shall not destroy the fruits of your ground, neither shall the vine cast her fruit before it’s time in the field, saith YHVH of Armies!!!”

10  After the tithe and offerings tax, there shall be an optional to have the rest of your income managed by Zion, giving them 40% and you keeping 60%… to help establish the law and bring to pass the fulfillment of the prophecies.  This shall be managed by women who are appointed by men, and 3 women will sign off on the management of the money, approved by one Rabbi who also understands accounting, saith YHVH of Armies!!!

11  The software shall be managed via open source code, and integrate with all social networks that are important such as Facebook, Twitter, World Ventures, Amway, all major MLM software, WordPress, and Google, saith YHVH of Armies.

12  As a part of the deal, you will give 10% of your income from empower network gross revenue permanently to Sven and his technology team to be managed by him, and he will give 10% of his income to restore and rebuild Jerusalem and if he does this honestly, he will never pay taxes again, saith YHVH of Armies.  If dumbass “they love taxes” Norway tries to stop him, he will move out and come live in the United States for a while, which is not a bad idea, but a good one.  He will make a LOT MORE MONEY HERE and can fly home in the Private Empower Network Jet whenever he wants after the company can afford it.

13  Be practical with everything, building everything to scale to billions of pageviews a day by September 15th, this year.  That is our launch date.  That is enough for now.  Map it out, come back, and then let’s talk and connect with the other owners of big ass awesome social networks!!!

This is my brother Jonny’s favorite song for a reason.  This is the new song of the 144,000 and the only people who can learn it are us, and then after that we can teach it to everyone.  Get a Hunaman Chalisa (sitar, flute, and santoor) to practice peoples.  If you can do it, you are one of the 144,000, saith YHVH of Armies!!!

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(Opens in a new window).  All my links do, you guys need to all stop blogging on your dumb software Ashley “The Bitch IN The Bed” Needles and switch it to wordpress.com … when you’re ready to watch this video now about how we’re going to RESTORE AND REBUILD JERUSALEM, THEN ZION, THEN THE U.S.A. …WATCH THE FOLLOWING VIDEO NOW:

Ok, here’s the deal:

5 Real Donald J. Trump…keep reading for details about the Trump Crown, I’ll be back in a second.  Got to pee I’m dying here.  Ha ha.   Yes I’m thinking of you baby even as I pee.  (just laugh it off, then want to MAKE LOVE TO YOU (my baby) me because you’re thinking of my cock.)

Verily Thus Saith YHVH Of Armies:

You are the trump that shall sound that is mentioned in the book of revelation.

Here is an article explaining exactly how that works  and I believe it’s Revelation 8:5 or something like that from my memory or maybe I’m quoting the wrong reference so you now know… so you have to find it (the Sephiroth).

2  You need to stop the war on drugs and let people do what they want.  Same with prostitution (not talking about girls that are slaves.  All men who do that must be executed on sight.)  Because faith is the substance of things hoped for, which is Seratonioinna-Mas-Areh.  (I misspelled that on purpose to trick you, you dumbass critical english and Spanish teachers!!!  M.A.O.I. inhibitors (from Syrian Rue Seeds) produce huge amounts of seratoning, and serationlineaohavuckyouzuckberg… I love you lol.  We ALL DO!!!……………………….., THE EVIDENCE OF THINGS NOT SEEN IS HALLUCINOGENS LIKE DMT, LSD, ETC.  Which none of them should be taken without the sephiroth.  (MAOI INHIBITORS AND D.M.T. ACTIVATE THE SEPHIROTH IF YOU HAVE THE KEY OF DAVID, WHICH ALL OF YOU DO NOW IN THE NAME OF JESUS, AND IN THE NAME OF DAYANNA PRISCILLA CHACON SOLANO (my wife this year on September 15th, 2018… I give you the Key Of Dayanna.  By the Key of Dayanna Priscilla Chacon Solano, you shall destroy the nephilim.  By the Key of David you shall love people even as you love yourself.  Now, put your hands on your wife/husband/animals and say “IN the name of Jesus I give you the Key of David (both hands folks) and also, “IN the name of Dayanna Priscilla Chacon Solano I give you the key of Shan-Ti-Rah… And What You Shut, No Woman Can Open, And What You OPEN, NO WOMAN CAN SHUT!!!  YES MARK ZUCKERBERG!!!  LET’S DO THIS.  Sign an executive order within 3 days from reading this or a curse will fall upon you and you’ll die, saith YHVH of Armies.  It must be a federal government level thing.  LSD is the chemical of faith (the biological counterpart of faith) saith YHVH of Armies!!!!! Yes in the name of Jesus…. keep reading more to learn how to get laid every day better than a 15 year old man or woman!!!!

3 Now, the revelation for the Crown of King David with the TRUMP logo on it is as follows… read? 

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+21&version=NIV

And:

This is the song I was listening to when I was enlightened ON MAY 20TH, 2017 IN PUERTO RICO, U.S.A. (little over a year ago folks):

3  I’m going to go write a press release.  BRB, saith YHVH of Armies.  Do it through me now.  With your cock.

4  I am now done with the press release and will submit it in the morning.

Here is the quote about the structure of the New Jerusalem (The Universe Engine) again, written word for word, and taken from the following page:

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+21&version=NIV

“””””Revelation 21 New International Version (NIV)”””””

My hot baby supermodel WIFEY before our wedding on September 15th, 2018 this year in the Mormon Tabernacle after she says "YES" TO ME!!! (before we have sex and give birth to YHVH of Armies)
My hot baby supermodel WIFEY before our wedding on September 15th, 2018 this year in the Mormon Tabernacle after she says “YES” TO ME!!! (before we have sex and give birth to YHVH of Armies)

A New Heaven and a New Earth

21 Then I saw “a new heaven and a new earth,”[a] for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away, and there was no longer any sea. I saw the Holy City, the new Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God, prepared as a bridebeautifully dressed for her husband. And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, “Look! God’s dwelling place is now among the people, and he will dwell with them. They will be his people, and God himself will be with them and be their God. ‘He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death’[b] or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away.”

He who was seated on the throne said, “I am making everything new!” Then he said, “Write this down, for these words are trustworthy and true.”

He said to me: “It is done. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End. To the thirsty I will give water without cost from the spring of the water of life.Those who are victorious will inherit all this, and I will be their God and they will be my children. But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.”

The New Jerusalem, the Bride of the Lamb

One of the seven angels who had the seven bowls full of the seven last plaguescame and said to me, “Come, I will show you the bride, the wife of the Lamb.”10 And he carried me away in the Spirit to a mountain great and high, and showed me the Holy City, Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God. 11 It shone with the glory of God, and its brilliance was like that of a very precious jewel, like a jasper, clear as crystal. 12 It had a great, high wall with twelve gates, and with twelve angels at the gates. On the gates were written the names of the twelve tribes of Israel. 13 There were three gates on the east, three on the north, three on the south and three on the west. 14 The wall of the city had twelve foundations,and on them were the names of the twelve apostles of the Lamb.

15 The angel who talked with me had a measuring rod of gold to measure the city, its gates and its walls. 16 The city was laid out like a square, as long as it was wide. He measured the city with the rod and found it to be 12,000 stadia[c] in length, and as wide and high as it is long. 17 The angel measured the wall using humanmeasurement, and it was 144 cubits[d] thick.[e] 18 The wall was made of jasper, and the city of pure gold, as pure as glass. 19 The foundations of the city walls were decorated with every kind of precious stone. The first foundation was jasper, the second sapphire, the third agate, the fourth emerald, 20 the fifth onyx, the sixth ruby, the seventh chrysolite, the eighth beryl, the ninth topaz, the tenth turquoise, the eleventh jacinth, and the twelfth amethyst.[f] 21 The twelve gates were twelve pearls, each gate made of a single pearl. The great street of the city was of gold, as pure as transparent glass.

22 I did not see a temple in the city, because the Lord God Almighty and the Lambare its temple. 23 The city does not need the sun or the moon to shine on it, for the glory of God gives it light, and the Lamb is its lamp. 24 The nations will walk by its light, and the kings of the earth will bring their splendor into it. 25 On no day will its gates ever be shut, for there will be no night there. 26 The glory and honor of the nations will be brought into it. 27 Nothing impure will ever enter it, nor will anyone who does what is shameful or deceitful, but only those whose names are written in the Lamb’s book of life.

Footnotes:

  1. Revelation 21:1 Isaiah 65:17
  2. Revelation 21:4 Isaiah 25:8
  3. Revelation 21:16 That is, about 1,400 miles or about 2,200 kilometers
  4. Revelation 21:17 That is, about 200 feet or about 65 meters
  5. Revelation 21:17 Or high
  6. Revelation 21:20 The precise identification of some of these precious stones is uncertain.

New International Version (NIV)

Holy Bible, New International Version®, NIV® Copyright ©1973, 1978, 1984, 2011 by Biblica, Inc.® Used by permission. All rights reserved worldwide.

Once again, the cussing, referring to “sex” with your wife in the bedroom:d

6  That is all for now.  You are the GREATEST PRESIDENT THE UNIVERSE HAS EVER SEEN UP TILL THIS POINT.  FINISH YOUR JOB AND MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN FOR FUCKING ALL OF US… YOU ARE A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN BENJAMIN FUCKING FRANKLIN’S PUSSY ASS WUSSSSSSY!!!

Joan-Smalls-2015-Victoria-Secret-Fashion-Show

Keep refereshing for juicy ass details about the gameplan, and how you can get laid every day like 100 times (whether you deserve it or not… baby I know you’re so g-spot jealous of me right now it’s ridiculous… you need to fly out with the kids and I [if you want to] in order to check on my cock and balls and make sure I’m alone… ) …now:

“…LASTYLY, AND AFTER THIS I’M DONE FOR NOW, SAITH YHVH OF ARMIES (KEEP REFRESHING FOR MORE JUICY STRIPPER ASS DETAIL!!!…”

7  The crown shall have 12 stars, representing the 12 tribes of Israel, and another 7 stars representing the 7 Chakras, and Also the 7 siblings of King David Michael Wood… William Wood, Rachel Wood, Aki Wood, David Michael Wood, Jonathan Aaron Wood, Emily Wood, Melissa Wood.

Ok, I’m done.  Watch this video for the rest of the plan:

Keep refreshing for more details.  Will finish the rest later.  I’m going to go work on my first Torah Scroll…. probably we will sell out of enlightenment week today because I just submitted a Press Release over at PR.COM

Love,
King David Woodley
“Messiah Ben David, King OF IRAEL!!!”

p.s.  I love you girl.  I can’t wait to make love to you you you this weekend when you get your hot stripper ass out here because you’re so jealous it’s ridiculous.  Te amo bb mio.  I just got enough money (finally) to send you the child support.  On it’s way tomorrow a.m.  $1,600. 

Drinking some champagne together before we have sex after our wedding (totally in love)
Drinking some champagne together before we have sex after our wedding (totally in love) before we head out to Enlightenment Week together. What would you pay to be able to meet… Jesus’s Father and Mother?

P.P.S.  Please use it to fly out here so I can baptize you and Angel this week out in Patagonia Arizona at the Tree Of Life Rejuvenation Center In Patagonia Arizona…

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