Buy me a limo to go out to the Tree of Life Rejuvenation Center, and rent some camera equipment right now and some video guys in the name of Jesus from your savings… we only got about 30-60 minutes to make it out.
That’s it. Call me on Skype. I’ll post this there.
You do it and I’ll give you FREE ENLIGHTENMENT WEEK FOR YOU AND ALICE!!! * (YOU ONLY CUM IF YOU WANT. YOU WILL BE MARRIED TO HER BY THE END OF THE WEEK. I PROMISE.) Fly out today or tomorrow for the week and we will record Sales Funnels that will be edited by Vick Strizheus’s Team for 10% of your business on a contract as long as he does it. (Vick, you had better continue to support King David. Or Else.)(It must be your entire business, to a ministry that he either has or starts)
Love, King David
“Click On ‘Enlightenment Week’ For Juicy Ass Stripper Details, Revealing How I Cheated On My Wives Ashley and Priscilla in the past (forget it now but go and by now you want to buy now…. LOL. I command you to join in the name of Jesus…”
P.S.…if you cUM to Enlightenment Weekyou will be one of my apostles, and anointed as the Living Prophet over the Universe, and the King of Vegetarians AND Musicians AND Many More Things, and the Spirit of Prophecy will DESCEND ON YOU FROM THE POWER OF SHAN-TI-RAH AND YOU WILL SEE THE FUTURE FOR THOUSANDS OF TRILLIONS OF YEARS PERFECTLY!!!
This is the best blog in the Universe, since, of course, it is written by King David, the next U.S.A. President! Everything you buy here is BLESSED. If you don't buy now, you are also blessed. Just not as much as those who buy today (obviously). Dismiss