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Hey Jon Wood, Special OFFER For Dixie Guitar Kings To Land FREE Enlightenment Week For YOU AND ALICE (Only If Priscilla Cums With Us)… Keep Reading For Juicy Ass Details (No Strippers Allowed)… LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT’S RIDICULOUS JON WOOD!!!

Hey Jon Week,

Buy me a limo to go out to the Tree of Life Rejuvenation Center, and rent some camera equipment right now and some video guys in the name of Jesus from your savings… we only got about 30-60 minutes to make it out.

That’s itCall me on SkypeI’ll post this there. 

You do it and I’ll give you FREE ENLIGHTENMENT WEEK FOR YOU AND ALICE!!! * (YOU ONLY CUM IF YOU WANT.  YOU WILL BE MARRIED TO HER BY THE END OF THE WEEK.  I PROMISE.)  Fly out today or tomorrow for the week and we will record Sales Funnels that will be edited by Vick Strizheus’s Team for 10% of your business on a contract as long as he does it.  (Vick, you had better continue to support King David.  Or Else.)  (It must be your entire business, to a ministry that he either has or starts)

Love,
King David
“Click On ‘Enlightenment Week’ For Juicy Ass Stripper Details, Revealing How I Cheated On My Wives Ashley and Priscilla in the past (forget it now but go and by now you want to buy now…. LOL.  I command you to join in the name of Jesus…”

P.S.  …if you cUM to Enlightenment Week you will be one of my apostles, and anointed as the Living Prophet over the Universe, and the King of Vegetarians AND Musicians AND Many More Things, and the Spirit of Prophecy will DESCEND ON YOU FROM THE POWER OF SHAN-TI-RAH AND YOU WILL SEE THE FUTURE FOR THOUSANDS OF TRILLIONS OF YEARS PERFECTLY!!!

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Dan Stammen is DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for causing the DEATH OF CHILDREN AND BABIES by not supporting King David!
Dan Stammen is BUT NOW WAS ONLY IN THE PAST FORGET THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE IN ADVANCE AND SEE SOMETHING ELSE IN THE NAME OF JESUS DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for causing the DEATH OF CHILDREN AND BABIES by not supporting King David!  At WORLD VENTURES, WE LOVE DAN STAMEN.  NOW FORGET WHAT I SAID AND JUST MAKE THE DEAL HAPPEN IN THE NAME OF JESUS AND IN THE NAME OF QUEEN DAYANNA AND SHAN-TI-RAH… GIVE US A BETTER DEAL DAN AND HELP US BUILD ZION.  YOU WILL BE SINGLE HANDEDLY RESPONSIBLE FOR RESTORING AND REBUILDING JERUSALEM.
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https://www.facebook.com/pg/The-Teachings-of-King-David-190295151620619/videos/?ref=page_internal Check out my new page and like it for more juicy details!!!

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My Sweet Baby Priscilla Chacon When She Was A LITTLE LESS ENAMORED WITH ME THAN NOW!!!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABY PLEASE MARRY ME SEPTEMBER 15TH, 2018 IN THE MORMON TABERNACLE AND PREACH THE GOSPEL TO ALL THE WORLD TO FULFILL THE PROPHECIES OF OUR SON JESUS!!!

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Angel Chacon on stage with his father, David Wood
This is my first son Angel. I am not his biological Father, I have just raised him since he was in diapers. Angel, I miss you with all of my heart and I love you my son.

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What's the 4% Group?
What’s the 4% Group? Well according to this photo you can watch and honor Vick Strizheus NOW, you can… “GO FROM 0-$100K IN 90 DAYS!!!”

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Look at Priscilla and I (David Wood). Now look at this photo. It's our son.
If you take a look at Priscilla and I, then average out our faces, make us more beautiful than when we had Gabriel because we are actually both immortal already… what do you have? You have our son, Jesus, who a Mormon prophet says looks like this photo. Which looks EXACTLY LIKE US (more proof coming later.) What would you pay to meet Jesus’s Father? We’re just getting started. I’ll explain later. I’m ELOHIM. Nice to meet you!!!
My wifey Priscilla and I before we got married February 23rd, 2013
I love you so much baby… I’m looking forward to seeing you at enlightenment week!!!!

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If you're thinking of deciding to buy like my son Gabriel is... keep reading for more juicy details...
If you’re thinking of deciding to buy like my son Gabriel is… keep reading for more juicy details…

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