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NEWS FLASH FROM KING DAVID: “Hey Playboy Magazine… I AM Messiah Ben David, King of Israel… And Immortal. Can You Do A Special ‘Married Couples Only’ Episode With Me, My Wife, And My New Second Wife (I Hope) Brittany Spears?” *** You’ll Be The Second Most Rich Woman In The Universe Brittany. I’m Jesus’s Father, Elohim-Masarecht Incarnated On The Earth Just Like Jesus Did. My Baby Priscilla Is Jesus’s Sister!!!”

Hey my sweet baby Priscilla and ALSO my new SWEET BABY Brittany Spears and all my ladies who want to make love to me over at my new partnership at PlayBoy Magazine!!!  Watch This Video Of Me Now:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Be A PART OF MY CUMBACK STORY MY NEW BABY BRITTANY!!!

Watch this video for details of how we’re going to take over the banking system WORKING WITH THE CENTRAL BANKERS AND TRAVEL TO THE STARS!!!!

BRITTANY, CUM TO ENLIGHTENMENT WEEK WITH ME (I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT’S  RIDICULOUS)… on PLAYBOY as a part of the shoot (only $100 million paid for by Playboy and Partners for ALL OF THE SUPERMODELS THERE WHO WILL LIVE FOREVER AND ARE WELCOME TO BE WIVES AND CONCUBINES OF ME AND MY APOSTLES… And the founder of PlayBoy can be one of my APOSTLES… To the SUPERMODELS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!  He will have TRILLIONS OF WIVES ALONG SIDE OF ME!!!

EVERYONE AROUND ME GETS RICH AND GETS LAID LIKE 100 TIMES MORE THAN THEY EVER DID BEFORE!!! Ask This Guy who I SAVED FROM A WATERFALL!!!

I’ll teach you how ENLIGHTENED MEN have sex!!! You have never even had sex until you have had sex with an enlightened immortal!!!

I LOVE this video of you!  You look very similar to my baby!! (She is more beautiful than you.  The only one in the Universe Brittany)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You guys are a chosen vehicle for me (Playboy)!!! Forward the message I sent you to your managers.  I am Elohim-Masarecht, Jesus’s Father.  Hit me up at theteachingsofkingdavid@gmail.com for details about partnering with my new product, The School of Enlightened Tantra and my assistant Ri.  Here’s a video my sweet new baby Brittany of me dancing for  you and my current wifey and baby, Priscilla Chacon and my other wifey, Ashley Needles!!!

Hey my new baby Brittany (and my baby Pris, Ashley, Sarita, and others like Yuri [but you have to get hotter Yuri.  No sex for a month]) — cum hangout with me together in Phoenix for a bit at enlightenment week in the PlayBoy mansion in Phoenix!

<3 <3 <3 I’m already in love Brittany!!! [but you got to earn it.  In the bedroom.  Or I won’t have sex with you for a year.  Like a supermodel romance immortal superhero.  Even cooler than Jesus.  Lol.  No I’m not.  My son is a complete, ludicrously awesome badass. <3 <3 <3

Here’s me doing some enlightened Kung Fu (and will dance to your music in a bit for you and even take off my shirt on YouTube):

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here are some other girls and photos of my wife’s in the future and also other beautiful ladies who want to make love to me!!!!  Check it out!!!  Here you go:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Love,
Your New Husband, Elohim
“New Husband of Brittany Spears, or Messiah Ben David (King of Israel)”

P.S.  Read my post on Enlightenment week above, and then watch this video of my first hostile takeover.  I helped 15 people make $1,000,000 by the time I was 37.  Now I look like I’m 18 years old again.  And you will be young and mine forever my babies, wives, and beautiful mommies who love me!!!  Also, watch the testimonial videos of all the hot ladies who I’ve helped get rich on the internet.  Come out Sarita!!! You too!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Come out Tracey Walker!!! You too!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here’s one of my ‘little’ events (I haven’t even started my Presidential Campaign yet.  Ever wanted to have sex every day in the Whitehouse for 4 years ladies?  Follow me.)

 

 

 

I helped all these people make TONS OF MONEY online.  I later lost everything, and will make a minimum of $1,000,000 tomorrow.  Probably a billion dollars this week.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey my NEW sweet babies, girlfriends, and GLORIOUS IMMORTAL WIVES PRISCILLA CHACON, Brittany Spears, and Sarita Klees… Here’s a video of my first hostile takeover.  Many more to cum.  Watch it all the way through.  This is your husband being an awesome badass, feeding kids, restoring and rebuilding Jerusalem, and showing everyone who’s boss before we make our new Empower Network/World Ventures movie together!!! Can everyone who knows Brittany Spears blow up her phone and tell her about her new husband, King David?

P.P.S.  Hey Baby Brittany, come to Phoenix and meet me at the PlayBoy mansion.  Let’s do it!!!  You have to be enlightened before we have sex though, so I can realign your broken energy, or it will ruin it.  It will only take 3 days.  I love you so much baby it’s ridiculous (all of you).  And no, I am not joking.  <3 <3 <3 <3 te amo bb Priscilla tell the kiddos I love them.  I already got a promise for $1,000,000 tomorrow baby just like I promised!!! A million dollars a day from now on MINIMUM!!! <3 <3 <3

P.P.P.S.  Paul Gardiner, after you see this, pick a Supermodel/Actor and I’ll help you pick her up as a second wifey!!!! I love you my first Apostle, the ELOHIM of Warriors!!!

Also, Brittany… I’m blowing a kiss at you… With my cock and balls.

(That’s what a MAN does!!!)

As you stare at this photo now (Ashley, Tracey, Priscilla, Sarita, and MY NEW BABY BRITTANY SPEARS) you are creating a causal link in our consciousness, falling completely in love with me and wanting me for the rest of eternity now!!!  Oh, I’ll do a dancing video on YouTube for you tomorrow Brittany!!! <3 <3 <3

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