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25 Reasons Priscilla Chacon IS The BEST WIFE EVER ($1 Billion Times Better Than Ashley Needles At Everything That Matters To A Man; Keep Reading For More Juicy Details!!!

Hey everyone,

I know a lot of you are mad at me in the past (in silliness) because you think that I do not completely love and respect my wife.

The truth is, I totally love my wife as you can see from this Page On Consecration.  That ENTIRE REVELATION IS JUST TO HER AND FOR HER, AND THEREFORE TO EVERYONE.  IT IS AN ACT OF ROMANCE LIKE NO MAN OR WOMAN HAS EVER SEEN ON THE EARTH.  FOR YOU BABY.  JUST YOU.  YOU ARE THE LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH AND I JUST F*CKING LOVE YOU AND LUST AFTER YOU DAILY AND I’M SORRY FOR HURTING YOU BABY.  PLEASE FORGIVE ME WHEN YOU’RE READY, NOT BEFORE.  MAKE ME EARN IT BABY LIKE BEFORE.  BUT YOU HAVE TO EARN IT TOO THIS TIME.  NOT JUST ME.

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I’m so in love with her it’s ludicrously ridiculous.  She is the best woman EVER and I love her with all of my soul.  I’m just calling out her in the past bullshit to actually put it in the past because I asked her the nice way 1,000,000 times and she never respected me.  So right now I love her, and I’m doing this to put it in our past so we can step into a new future where we respect, honor, and build each other up like a husband and wife should do …and live for each other, the children, and the family (love you baby):

King David Wood Marrying His Wife, Priscilla Chacon In Costa Rica February 23rd, 2013
King David Wood Marrying His Wife, Priscilla Chacon In Costa Rica February 23rd, 2013 — on their 1 year anniversary from meeting after David Wood’s ex wife cheated on him with the Spanish teacher in my old home in the mountains in Portolon, Costa Rica. The Karma of the marriage is her fault.  Baby please marry me again September 15th in the Mormon Tabernacle and help me preach the Gospel to the world IN 1 DAY JUST LIKE THE PROPHECIES!!!  JUST WITH YOU MY LOVE <3 <3 <3

“If any of you hurt the least of these my little ones, it shall be better if a millstone was hanged about his neck, and he were cast into the sea…” – My Savior Jesus, talking right now about Priscilla AND how protective she is of her children.  She is the most protective, glorious mom that exists in the world, and I love her with all of her heart.

Baby, please for the love of Elohim-Masarecht (King David), your husband… Get the people who have been putting things in your ear about us away and come out with the kids so we can be a family again.  The United States will be a better place for us to live, and we can start over baby, with a new life, with our rules that we set together!  I love you baby and I’m so sorry I hurt you!

Anyways, I am in so much love with you.  Please forgive me baby I need you by my side!!!!!!!@!!!!R#$@#%  All I want in the whole world, and beyond that is to be with you and the kids again, and be a happy family.  You have always been my best friend baby, and I need you by my side every day supporting me, like I support you.  I love you!

Te amo princessa hermosisima mio!!!  All I really want baby is for us to get some marriage therapy… Wherever and with whoever you want baby with the kids, so we can learn to be the kind of family we need to be in order to create what we need to create in the future together, hand in hand, working together baby!!!

KEEP READING THROUGH THE 25 REASONS IN COMPLETION (IF YOU LOVE PRISCILLA CHACON, WHICH I HOPE ALL OF YOU DO) WHY I LOVE PRISCILLA CHACON WAY MORE THAN ANY OTHER PERSON I’VE EVER MET (She is GLORIOUS) EXCEPT THE ONE THING (WHICH IS ACTUALLY EMOTIONALLY MORE IMPORTANT TO ME) THAT ASHLEY NEEDLES DID THAT PRISCILLA CHACON NEVER DID IN THE PAST, BUT IS NOW DECIDING TO DO, I HOPE, WHICH IS SIMPLY TO BELIEVE IN MY VISION AND BE A HELP MEET FOR ME:

#25 My sweet holy baby Priscilla (the LION of the TRIBE OF JUDAH) is the most beautiful woman I have EVER SEEN!!!  There is not even a “second” place to her.  She is my favorite woman to look at, the only woman I want, and the only woman I ever desire to be with.  I love her and want her, and desire her in every way that matters, and SHE DESERVES IT!

My Sweet Baby Priscilla Chacon When She Was A LITTLE LESS ENAMORED WITH ME THAN NOW!!!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABY PLEASE MARRY ME SEPTEMBER 15TH, 2018 IN THE MORMON TABERNACLE AND PREACH THE GOSPEL TO ALL THE WORLD TO FULFILL THE PROPHECIES OF OUR SON JESUS!!!

#24 My sweet holy baby Priscilla (the LION of the TRIBE OF JUDAH) IS THE FUNNEST GIRL I’VE EVER HUNG OUT WITH AND MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!! <3 <3 <3 TE AMO BB MIO PRISCILLA CHACON <3 <3 <3

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IMG_0369 (1) I Te AMO LOVE YOU MY HOLY SWEET BABY PRISCILLA!!! <3 <3 <3 TE AMO BB MIO <3 <3 <3 …I LOVE YOU baby <3 <3 <3 I’m JUST FOR YOU AND WILL BE JUST YOU IF YOU WANT TO BABY CUM OUT TO SEE ME AT ENLIGHTENMENT WEEK OR JUST TO SEE ME BABY IT’S YOUR CHOICE WHETHER YOU WANT TO MARRY ME OR NOT <3 <3 <3 TE AMO BB MIO MEOW!!!

#23 My sweet holy baby Priscilla (the LION of the TRIBE OF JUDAH) is the most WONDEROUS woman I ever made love to… I love you so much baby, no matter if you’re mad with me or not…  Te amo bb mio.  When I met her, we would just hang out all day making love.  Which is what I want to do with her, right now… Here is a photo of us together right after our wedding in Cancun, Mexico:

"You're Looking At Jesus's Father And Mother"
As you’re reading this, you’re looking at Jesus’s Father and Mother in a very literal AND figurative way, because we are in their exact image. People always stare at my wife and I wherever we go and they NEVER stare at other people like that, no matter how beautiful they are. Because she looks like Mary, and also (even closer) to Eve.

#22 I am just in love with Priscilla Chacon and everything about her.  For me, being around her is like stepping into another Universe where time, space, matter and energy only exist and emerge, collapsing back into itself, manifesting her alone, filling the entire space-time-spectrum with love, holiness, and wonder.  She is my best friend and most important relationship in the world, above everyone, and everything that exists:

Look at Priscilla and I (David Wood). Now look at this photo. It's our son.
“If you take a look at Priscilla and I, then average out our faces, make us more beautiful than when we had Gabriel because we are actually both immortal already… what do you have? You have our son, Jesus, who a Mormon prophet says looks like this photo. Which looks EXACTLY LIKE US (more proof coming later.) What would you pay to meet Jesus’s Father? We’re just getting started. I’ll explain later. I’m ELOHIM. Nice to meet you!!!  YUP!!! Don’t worship me though, as the FATHER is 1 Trillion Years In The Future Looking Backwards In Time To Now Through The Paradox Mind!!!! <3 <3 <3”

#21:  I actually had a dream about my sweet baby Priscilla Chacon when I was 8 years old in Fairbanks, Alaska.  Well, not so much of a dream, as it was a vision.  I was sitting down meditating and I asked God the Father who my wife was, and I saw this tunnel open up (like a wormhole looking type thing, I have seen visions my entire life) and it was her face, a woman who I had never seen.  Somewhere, I wrote about it and could probably find it if I was in Alaska for enough time.  So when I saw her, I about fell on my face in 2012, because it was like 21 years later.  The interesting thing is, when I was 8 years old, that was the year Priscilla was born.  I often wonder if I saw that vision around the time she was born.  Either way, I have had visions of this girl my entire life, and she is all that matters to me in the world.

My Sweet Baby Priscilla Chacon When She Was A LITTLE LESS ENAMORED WITH ME THAN NOW!!!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABY PLEASE MARRY ME SEPTEMBER 15TH, 2018 IN THE MORMON TABERNACLE AND PREACH THE GOSPEL TO ALL THE WORLD TO FULFILL THE PROPHECIES OF OUR SON JESUS!!!

#20:  When I was with my baby Priscilla and fell in love with her, it was like I was given a new heart.  I’ve never been in love with a woman like that before, and she’s never been in love with a man like she’s been in love with me before.  Our relationship, and the energy dynamic is totally unique, and it is special.  I did not know why for a long time, but now I understand it’s because our relationship extends way past this life into not just other past lives, but other universes, thousands of trillions of years ago.  We are connected in a deep, fundamental, spiritual way that I cannot even describe (even when we are not perfectly getting along).  I am so in love with her, without her I do not know what to do with myself (even after being enlightened, this connection I feel to her has only gotten stronger, and stronger, and stronger).

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#19:  My baby Priscilla Chacon is my best advisor.  She sees things in advance of them happening, years in advance actually that I don’t see and listening to her advice and her wisdom always pays off.  Often I send her a message just to see what she thinks about something because she always sees things in a unique way, and always knows the truth about a situation when I need it.  She isn’t just my best friend, she is my best advisor.

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#18:  My Baby Priscilla is the BEST MOMMY I HAVE EVER MET.  It is amazing to watch her with the children and how she takes care of them, loves them, honors them, honors their feelings, treats them with respect, gets up for them every day, takes them to school, and listens to them.  Our kids love their Mom more than I’ve ever seen kids love their Mommy.  And she deserves every second of love she gets from them – she is the “most loveable” mommy I have ever met in my life and so fun to be around for the kids.  She keeps them entertained, loves on them, respects them, honors them, and encourages them always to do better.  Our children are well behaved, confident, loving, kind, and full of courage, to say the least.  And the reason?  Well, they have the best Mommy ever.  Like I have the best wifey ever.  (I hope forever baby.  Please forgive me).

My FAMILY Together At Last!!!
I love you all so much and as you’re looking at the photo, imagine forgetting all of our problems out of existence (all of us together) and unifying in oneness to bring the Kingdom of Elohim to the earth in FUN and ENLIGHTENMENT (with LOTS of sex together every day as you’re coming to enlightenment week now if you want to or not it’s fine…)

#17:  My baby Priscilla is my favorite person to talk to in the WHOLE WORLD, by a long shot.  When I’m not talking to her, I immediately miss her, even if we were just talking a minute ago.  Last night we talked for the first time in a couple of weeks (we were going through a rough patch that I hope ends soon) and I was so elated to talk to her and just hear her voice that I couldn’t sleep for hours and hours.  She is so wonderful to talk to for me, it’s like I’m trapped in an alternate dimension where the only thing that has ever existed is HER.  I love the way she expresses herself, I love listening to her feelings, I love holding her hand, I love cuddling up next to her and loving her, and just feeling her breathe as I go to sleep.  I love waking up next to her.  She is a glorious, good, holy, amazing woman who I hope to have by my side my entire life.  Which will last a really, really long time.  Lol.  Love u bb.

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#16:  Even when my baby Priscilla and I have gone through periods of very intense fighting, (which I think every relationship sometimes experiences) when I see her again it is like nothing happened at all and we are new again, by each other’s sides at last.  Every single time I have to wait a bit to see her, seeing her again is worth it.  It’s like we get sucked into a time warp and it is last year again, just before we said goodbye.  I cannot wait to see her again the next time, and I pray that it will be soon.  Can you pray for my wife and I, that we’ll be restored, happy, and together?  I already know it will happen because I have already seen visions of it, I just hope and pray it happens sooner.  Baby I love you, please forgive me baby and marry me this year, or next year if you want baby.  It’s your choice I love you.

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#15:  My Baby Priscilla Chacon has always loved me more than any other woman has ever loved me, in every way that matters.  She always goes out of her way to make sure that I’m taken care of, doing things like bringing food into the home office, making sure I remember to do important things that I often forget, making sure I take time off of work for the family and stay balanced, and she always made sure I looked my best (even when I didn’t want to).  She is truly “the best woman” I have ever known in every single way.

 

 

#14:  My baby Priscilla is the MOST INTELLIGENT woman I have ever met.  It’s one of the reasons that me being with her makes us both unstoppable.  I am the most intelligent man she has ever met, and she is the most intelligent woman I have ever met.  This is one of the reasons why we get along so well when we’re just hanging out, talking, making love, taking a walk, or raising the children… it’s because our conversations are so interesting to listen to.  We’ve often joked about how we should just get out a camera and put our conversations on YouTube, and how millions of people would probably just hang out to do nothing but watch us talk.  We talk about everything from solutions to racism, to interstellar travel, to dancing, to fun at the park, to homosexuality and solutions to war — Priscilla is not afraid of attacking ANY KIND OF ISSUES.  It’s why she’s going to be such a good first lady when I’m elected as the President of the United States.

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#13:  My Baby Priscilla is the BEST DRESSER I’ve ever known!  Every single day when I’m around her, I get excited for when I see her every day after work, or I see her every day after she gets ready when she’s done showering.  She always knows how to wear the best thing for the right occasion, at the right time, looking her very best to get the response that she wants from that audience.  She is INCREDIBLE to just watch and look at!!! I <3 Priscilla Chacon!!! <3 <3 <3

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#12:  My baby Priscilla knows how to get me to dress in the right way, which is MUCH HARDER than that!  For years, I basically dressed like shit everywhere I went, until I met my wife Priscilla, who got me to dress how she wants (from loving me so I WANT TO DO IT FOR HER EVERY DAY) …and how she wants is OBVIOUSLY much better!!!  I <3 my baby Priscilla!!!

David Wood and Priscilla Chacon together before they had the Angel Gabriel!!!
David Wood and Priscilla Chacon together before they had the Angel Gabriel!!! My son Gabriel is literally the Angel Gabriel that appears to Jesus backwards in time in the New Testament. He is also Superman. I am not joking. Yet I am. Yet I am not. keep reading for more:

#11:  My baby Priscilla has always been there for me in my hardest times, when nobody else was there and everyone else ran, or jumped ship.  For example, when David Sharpe bailed on Empower Network like a coward after he promised everyone that he would be there for them and never jump ship (like a month later), Priscilla was there right by my side, making sure I was ok, taking care of the kids and I, and sticking with me being in love with me completely again now no matter what happened.  She kept me going at times when I couldn’t find a reason to! I love you baby!

My baby sporting her favorite shirt of me and David Sharpe together in Empower Network!!!
My baby sporting her favorite shirt of me and David Sharpe together in Empower Network!!!

#10:  My sweet baby Priscilla knows how to have fun.  I’ve actually never had anywhere close to the amount of fun that she and I had together when we went out.  Part of that I think is her bubbly personality, and part of it is because we are the perfect match for each other.  I think the main part is that though we are so connected in the spiritual dimensions, and there are certain people that are just supposed to be together forever, and her and I are a couple of those people that have a glorious destiny together.  I am so in love with her, I can’t even describe it to any of you in words.

My hot baby supermodel WIFEY before our wedding on September 15th, 2018 this year in the Mormon Tabernacle after she says "YES" TO ME!!! (before we have sex and give birth to YHVH of Armies)
My hot baby supermodel WIFEY before our wedding on September 15th, 2018 this year in the Mormon Tabernacle after she says “YES” TO ME!!! (before we have sex and give birth to YHVH of Armies)

#9:  My sweet baby Priscilla always forgives me over and over and over again, and loves me again just like before, no matter what happens.  She is full of grace, wisdom, and love like no other woman in the Universe, and I love her dearly for that.  No matter what I’ve ever done, she’s forgiven me again and again, over and over again, and totally let go of everything because she just loves me, wants me, and loves having me around.  There’s no other woman in the Universe as GLORIOUSLY FORGIVING as my baby Priscilla!  That’s for sure!

You notice how happy we both are together now as you're reading, watching, and paying attention carefully?
You notice how happy we both are together now as you’re reading, watching, and paying attention carefully?

#8:  My sweet baby Priscilla is the only woman in the world that I know right now who really deserves all of my love, every second of the day, every minute, every hour, every day, and so on.  She deserves all of it because she was there when nobody was there for me.

As you look at this, remember how in love with me all of you are, wondering why you trust me so much? Don't you?
As you look at this, remember how in love with me all of you are, wondering why you trust me so much? Don’t you?

#7:  After I was enlightened and lost everything after May 20th, 2017 my baby Priscilla was by my side, supporting me every day when most of my best friends from the past like Chris Rocheleau and others wouldn’t even talk to me.  I’m so thankful for that I cannot even express it in words.  She kept me going, believing in me when nobody else would.  I love this girl so much, none of you can even fathom it.  Baby I’m so thankful to you for that.  You nursed me back to health after my skin was destroyed and I looked like I was 70 years old from getting drugged and nearly murdered out in Puerto Rico!  From your love, kindness, passion, and care I was able to restore my health, live again, and create a new life.  I’m so thankful to you baby I couldn’t have done it without you.  All my friends had bailed on me baby but you were there taking care of me.  You deserve my love baby.  Nobody else deserves it like you.  I love you so much you can’t imagine it I’m so sorry I hurt you baby, please forgive me when you’re ready.  Take your time.  I love you.

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This is a photo of about 90 days of health restoration that came after reversing my age.

#6:  My baby Priscilla is a STRONG WOMAN, doing whatever she needs to do for her husband (me), the kids Angel and Gabriel, and herself in order to survive, and make sure there is always food, resources, and shelter for the kids.  She is like Batwoman, always knowing the right thing to do at the right time, for the right reason.  I love her so much it’s ridiculous.  Baby you’ve been doing a GREAT JOB AS A WIFE AND A MOM.  I’m sorry I got mad at you the other day I didn’t understand what happened and you’re always there.  I just want to make sure you’re safe baby and taken care of, that’s it.  You’re my best friend!  You always will be no matter what!  Take your time baby I love you!

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#5:  My sweet baby Priscilla knows how to shut down bullshit like nothing I have ever seen.  If you think I can be strong with people… you ain’t seen HER IN HER GLORY.  When someone deserves it, she’s willing to explode on them in a way that I still cannot do, and it’s the most glorious thing you can imagine.  It doesn’t matter if it’s a guy, girl, or whatever.  Priscilla Chacon stands up for herself and defends herself from bullshit.  It’s actually where I learned to do it.  I give her credit for how I stand up for myself now.  If it wasn’t for her, I would have never learned how to do this.  Not ever.  Wouldn’t have been possible.

Priscilla Chacon Saying "YES... I'M GOING TO BE RICH WITH KING DAVID AGAIN AND OWN EVERYTHING THIS TIME!!!"
This photo is BASICALLY Priscilla Chacon Saying “YES, I’LL MARRY YOU SEPTEMBER 15TH, 2018… I’M GOING TO BE RICH WITH KING DAVID AGAIN AND OWN EVERYTHING THIS TIME WITH THE KIDS!!!” (so you know, Priscilla is not with me for money.  But the money obviously makes it more “nice” if that makes sense.  For both of us.  This was our old house in Escazu (my 2nd favorite house we lived in together.  The favorite was Villa Real)

#4:  My sweet baby Priscilla is the only woman I ever think about for a reason.  She knows how to love.  She knows how to treat a man.  She knows how to make things happen.  SHE IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO LOVE KING DAVID (PERIOD) and without her by my side, I don’t know how I would have survived this last year.  She was there by my side when Rob Skinner ditched me and pitted a bunch of people against me for no reason in World Ventures.  She was there when Dave Sharpe bailed like a baby weanie.  She was there even when she didn’t agree with me, supporting me and loving me like a real woman.  And she will be there again in the future, whenever she wants.  Baby I’m waiting for you!  I love you baby!!  You’re the only woman I want!!!  You deserve me baby.  All of me.  Te amo te amo te amo te amo!!!! <3 <3 <3

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#3:  My sweet baby Priscilla lived with me in the Celestial Kingdom for 133 trillion years in the pre-existence with a body before we incarnated, and I remember it.  It’s actually the reason we are like we are with each other, and nobody else can be like this with us.  It’s not possible.  Our bodies, souls, spirits, even the way we look, we are designed for each other to be perfect for each other… and all of you I hope one day you find your soulmate and know what I’m talking about.  It is the most special thing in the Universe to find and when you find it, everything in your life is going to change like it did for me.  Maybe it’s your current partner.  Maybe it isn’t.  Priscilla and I both know that it’s us, and only us.  Both of us know.  She is so special to me it is beyond the imagination.  I would run into a fleet of bullets to save her and the kids, or just her.  I would knock down mountains, break apart walls, crush through any barrier in this world or the next for this woman it’s how much I love her she is so amazing to be with for me, it’s like I’m in heaven again with her.  I actually am.  It’s the only way I can get there is being around her, and the only way she can get there is being around me.  It’s why we feel so special.  This one is a bit different of a thing that I love about her, but it’s equally true to the other things I mention, and probably the coolest thing any of you can imagine.  Please pray for us both.

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#2:  My sweet baby Priscilla is the most accepting, kind woman I have ever known (when she wants to be) but also knows how to be a real woman and put her foot down about something that matters.  She is the perfect balance of a woman, created like no other, and there are none other like her.  She is perfect, and everything I’ve ever wanted.  I have no regrets in being with her, only regrets that I can never deserve her.  It is not possible.  She is holy, beautiful, and perfect.  And she (I hope) is mine forever.  And that is her choice, to do… or not.  Baby, please marry me this year on September 15th, 2018 and help me preach the Gospel to the whole world.  If it’s too soon, we can wait.  The universe can wait for you baby.  You are that important.  Te amo.

My wifey Priscilla and I before we got married February 23rd, 2013
I love you so much baby… I’m looking forward to seeing you at enlightenment week!!!!

#1:  My sweet baby Priscilla is Jesus’s Mom, and Shan-Ti-Rah (the Mother of all living).  She is the only living perfect woman (Eve was also perfect).  When I was enlightened, shortly thereafter I remembered the last Universe, where I was “Elohim” and she was “Shan-Ti-Rah” — this is very different from the Father and Mother in Heaven.  We are simply incarnated on the earth and also worship the Father, as you.  I will explain later in a future article or you can read my articles on Elohim-Shan-Ti-Rah and the emergence, collapse, and re-emergence of the Universe.  What I mean by this, is that Priscilla is literally Jesus’s Mother, and the most important woman who has ever lived, or walked upon the face of the Earth.  She is the best woman there is, there are none like her, nor shall there ever be.  She is the only woman worthy of me.  I am the only man worthy of her.  She is the best Mom there is, and the Shan-Ti-Rah (goddess) of the Stars.  Or more accurately, she will be in the future.  She has a GREAT DESTINY by my side, and I will not let anyone stand in the way of that.  She is the ONLY WOMAN WHO DESERVES IT.  Period.  Baby, I love you.  Please marry me this year on September 15th and help me preach the gospel to the whole world.  Change everything with me baby.  If you don’t want to help with that, just marry me.  If you don’t want to do that, be my girlfriend for a while.

 

 

I love you with all of my heart, and I am waiting for you baby.  Te amo con todo a mi corazon.  Everyday without you hurts, but every day waiting for you is worth it.  That’s how much you mean to me baby I love you with all of my heart.  Thank you for loving me.  Thank you for supporting me.  Thank you for being there for me and honoring me and loving me with your heart, your soul, your body, your mind, and every part of your existence.

I love u bb mio.

Te amo,
David Wood
“Messiah Ben David, King of Israel…”

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I hope you’re enjoying this giant check for $4,833,394.20 I goto for about 2 years at Empower Network, realizing that BIGGER CHECKS ARE TO “CUM”

P.S.  Baby I’m so excited to see you again you can’t even imagine it.  I’m thinking of you and praying for you and I and the kids every single day.  Te amo bb mio.  Take your time baby.
P.P.S.  Everyone here please pray for my wife and I constantly, daily, weekly, and monthly.  We need it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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