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Genesis 2:1-25 (KJV+King Davidley Woodley NewsFlash: “Here’s The True Story Of How “avideyl D Woodley & Priscilla (Adam and Eve) were instructed to…

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Why did I post the photo of my childhood best frieendlyppooo head Charles Scott on my blog?  It’s because

Who baicalallys said:

Genesis 2:1-25:

…by the way before we go there, “Robert Rammuny” (the antichrist) is the literal offspring of Cain, (like “Kung Fu, The Legend Continues” or… , no matter when you send him an email (try it), his numerology is 600 plus 60 plus 6, dismantled by your own numerology, hidden in 3,6,9, 5,7,10.  Also, look at the time that I ever sent you an email, and you will find

3,6,9,5,7,10 and also your OWN NUMEROLOGY.

Genesis 2:1-25 “How To Get Laid The ‘Adam and Eve’ Way In The Garden Of Eden, With LOTS, AND LOTS OF BLOWJOBS, ORAL, AND VAGINAL “PLUS WOMAN’S ASS” SEX:

1  THUS the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.

2  And on the seventh day Elohim ended his work which he had made.

3  And Elohim blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which Elohim created and made.

4  These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the YHVH Elohim made the earth and the heavens,

5  And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the YHVH Elohim had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground.

6  But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground.

7  And the YHVH Elohim formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

8  And the YHVH Elohim planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed.

9  And out of the ground made the YHVH Elohim to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.

10  And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads.

11  The name of the first is Pison: that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold

12  And the gold of that land is good: there is bdellium and the onyx stone.

13  And the name of of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopa.

14  And the name of the third river is Hiddekel: that is it which goeth toward the east of Assyria.  And the fourth river is Euphrates.

16  And the YHVH Elohim took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden, to dress it and to keep it.

17  And the YHVH Elohim commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:

18  But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it:  for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

18  And the YHVH Elohim said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

19  And out of the ground the YHVH Elohim formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them:  and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.

20  And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.

21  And the YHVH Elohim caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh in the stead thereof;

22  And the rib, which the YHVH Elohim had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

23  And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh:  she shall be called woman, because she was taken out of Man.

24  Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

25  And they were both naked, the man ad his wife, and were not ashamed.

That is the end of Genesis Chapter 2 (added) verses 1-25 (KJV + “KING DAVID” THE METHOD”.

I’ll talk a bit later on about how one day “The Sky Turned Pink” when I was with Robert Rammuny teaching him how to utilize “The Spirit of Prophecy”… butt (a woman’s butt, not Rob’s, which is disgusting and diseased, if you ask me (dumbass smelly Satanist who may or may not be quite a bit older than we all thought, who knows.  He is the son of “Cain” and looks EXACTLY LIKE CAIN!!!  (who slew his brother Abel)

Hey before I continue on, what does this have to do with the COMPLETE and UTTER (disgusting collapse) of World Ventures for how they treated my wifey, Priscilla Chacon?

Well, simply put, I do not want World Ventures to collapse, rather I want to “restore it” to the “garden of eden” by simply putt…

…butt (a woman’s butt, like Mr. Scott (Karate Teacher in Fairbanks Alaska Above) LOVES to touch (with his huge black penis, I’m sure) — talking about a woman’s butt, to be clear.  Not a man’s ‘but’ because, that’s “disgusting” and as Dexter Yager used to say:

1  God made “Adam and Eve” not “Adam and Steve”

2  Sorry “Steve” (imposter, like Bill Clinton loves to be with his evil wifey poop Hillary, who seems like a Tranny to me, (if you ask “King David”)

3  And therefore, take your cock (talking to those who are queers like I ‘in the past’ experienced in my ‘past lives’ (gross) out of that man’s ass (where poop goes, not a cock), and put it…

4  In your wife “Eve’s” (she should be eve to you) pussy instead.

5  Sinners!

Ok, away from the queers for a minute, let’s talk about the photos above (look at the time stamp) which are photos from me to Robert Rammuny (the antichrist).

I did the mathematical numerology on both, let me show you:

March 16, 2017 at 12:10 PM

3 + 1+6+20+17+12+10=69, 6+9=15, = 6 (1+5)

March 23, 2017 at 2:48 PM

666 is in each email to robert rammuny, also dismantling with 3,6,9,5,7,10.Check the times you send him emails and also do the math.You will find it each time, plus your own numerology.I am telling the truth here people.Wake up.We are talking about a monster that has murdered BILLIONS of people all over the universe.Trillions of them.Thousands of trillions.

If you see the numbers six hundred threescore and six in your email from someone, check if it is there numerology, or YOURS.  If you have antichrist numerology (many of you do), simply ask Elohim (the Father) to reorganize time after you go see a deliverance minister, and instead give you a different numerology, or always be aware about how to dismantle it (which will not work.  You have to “utterley destroy” the mark of the beast from any part of your biology, which includes genetic curses from your ancestors, manifesting in mathematical patters of 6 point 6 point 6 (times 100)… and:

Get satan (That evil coward) OUT OF YOUR BIOLOGY!  (may also include needing to restructure your name to how it was before you had the generational curse manifest in your family line) by repenting from their mistakes in your consciousness, reorganizing the 2nd and 3rd generational curses.

What does that have to do with Adam and Eve (not Adam and Steve) and how Adam and “His Wife, specifically not a man” (her name was “Eve” and she looks JUST LIKE PRISCILLA?

Ha ha ha.

Let’s get now into the principles of prosperity, and let me tell you what Cain and Robert Rawbunny (more of the old last name before “the Generational Curse”…) have to do with Adam and Eve, before the fall.

First, let me jump over to the Book of Mormon, and write up my favorite versus in 2nd Nephi 3, which has everything to do with “curses” in the biology of those who transgress against the YHVH, and also, the law, order, and structure of the Universe…

…as well as righteousness, eternal lfie, and also:

(on purpose spelling error above, angry gay ‘in the past’ folks (men, not talking about women) an dnow just “gay” as in “happywith your new wife in the bed.

…buy now the way, I hear that “World Ventures” is the new “Gay Superhero” place to be.  Which is fine with me, seeing as I’m not in it anymore.  I suppose they’ll need a new source of life blood as the nephilim are bailing to Visalus.

Randy Gage, go get em’!!!

Buy now the way Randy, this next bit:

:is from the book of Mormon in 2nd Nephi 2:2-27

2  Nevertheless, Jacob, my firstborn in the wilderness, thou knowest the greatness of Elohim; and he shall consecrate thine afflictions for thy gain.

3  Wherefore, thy soul shall be blessed, and thou shalt dwell safely with thy brother, Nephi; and thy days shall be spent in the service of thy Elohim.  Wherefore, I know that thou art redeemed, because of the righteousness of thy Redeemer; for thou hast beheld that in the fulness of time he cometh to bring salvation unto men.

4  And thou hast beheld in thy youth his glory; wherefore, thou art blessed even as they unto whom he shall minister in the flesh; for the Spirit is the same, yesterday, today, and forever.  And the way is prepared from the fall of man, and salvation is free.

5  And men are instructed sufficiently that they know good from evil.  And the law is given unto men.  And by the law no flesh is justified; or, by the law men are cut off.  Yeah, by the temporal law they were cut off; and also, by the spiritual law they perish from that which is good, and become miserable forever.

6  Wherefore, redemption cometh in and through the Holy Messiah; for he is full of grace and truth.

7  Behold, he offereth himself a sacrifice for sin, to answer the ends of the law, unto all those who have a broken heart and a contrite spirit; and unto none else can the ends of the law be answered.

8  Wherefore, how great the importance to make these things known unto the inhabitants of the earth, that they may know that there is no flesh that can dwell in the presence of Elohim, save it be through the merits, and mercy, and grace of the Holy Messiah, who layeth down his life according to the flesh, and taketh it again by the power of the Spirit, that he may bring to pass the resurrection of the dead, being the first that should rise.

9  Wherefore, he is the firstfruits unto Elohim, inasmuch as he shall make intercession for all the children of men; and they that believe in him shall be saved.

10  And And because of the intercession for all, all men come unto Elohim; wherefore, they stand in the presence of him, to be judged of him according to the truth and holiness which is in him.  Wherefore, the ends of the law which the Holy One hath given, unto the inflicting of the punishment which is affixed, which punishment that is affixed ins in opposition to that of the happiness which is affixed, to answer the ends of the atonement—

11  For it must needs be, that there is an opposition in all things.  If not so, my firstborn in the wilderness, righteousness could not be brought to pass, neither wickedness, neither holiness nor misery, neither good nor bad.  Wherefore, all things must be a compound in one;

12  Wherefore, it must needs have been created for a thing of naught; wherefore there would have been no purpose in the end of its creation.

Hey guys, I’m doney woney for nowey.

Jonathan Cronstedt, remember when you’re banging your wife tonight, to say “The Memory Of The Universe” as you’re pounding her hard with your cock, balls, and VERY HAIRY CHEST!!! <3 <3 <3 u Jonathan Cronstedt <3 <3 <3 (with a concubines pussy [a virgin] for you and your wifey to share.

Ok, King David is BACK (in black)… with his black friends (“They” call themselves… “The Niggas” talking about getting laid every day like a superhero, whether you work or not.

Now, play this special video from the “Kabbalist Jehovah’s Witnesses” (joking) that talks about the 72 names of Elohim:

Ok, back to the commentary.  I’m going to write Genesis 2:1-25 again (by hand later) butt now (a woman’s butt, a very hot one, like Tracey Walker (she’s black, like “The Only Niggas Who Exist” I mentioned before, talking about themselves (forgive me niggas — they said) and:

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Let’s get into some sexual detail about the Garden of Eden, and how fucking awesome it was (talking sexual, the proper use of the word “fuck” is obviously with a man’s penis, and a woman’s vagina.  Now, forget I said anything “swearing” at all in the name of Jesus, and:

In 2015 on September 15th, somewhere around 2pm or so, this cloud appeared above my house, and made world news.  You can read about it here:

What happened?  you forgot something, didn’t you?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/local/weather/the-end-of-times-cloud-in-costa-rica/2015/09/18/97afca18-5e1d-11e5-8475-781cc9851652_video.html

Oops, that’s not the full story!

Here’s Genesis 2:1-25 again:

Genesis Chapter 2 בְּרֵאשִׁית

א  וַיְכֻלּוּ הַשָּׁמַיִם וְהָאָרֶץ, וְכָל-צְבָאָם.

1 And the heaven and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.

ב  וַיְכַל אֱלֹהִים בַּיּוֹם הַשְּׁבִיעִי, מְלַאכְתּוֹ אֲשֶׁר עָשָׂה; וַיִּשְׁבֹּת בַּיּוֹם הַשְּׁבִיעִי, מִכָּל-מְלַאכְתּוֹ אֲשֶׁר עָשָׂה.

2 And on the seventh day Elohim finished His work which He had made; and He rested on the seventh day from all His work which He had made.

ג  וַיְבָרֶךְ אֱלֹהִים אֶת-יוֹם הַשְּׁבִיעִי, וַיְקַדֵּשׁ אֹתוֹ:  כִּי בוֹ שָׁבַת מִכָּל-מְלַאכְתּוֹ, אֲשֶׁר-בָּרָא אֱלֹהִים לַעֲשׂוֹת.  {פ}

3 And Elohim blessed the seventh day, and hallowed it; because that in it He rested from all His work which God in creating had made. {P}

ד  אֵלֶּה תוֹלְדוֹת הַשָּׁמַיִם וְהָאָרֶץ, בְּהִבָּרְאָם:  בְּיוֹם, עֲשׂוֹת יְהוָה אֱלֹהִים–אֶרֶץ וְשָׁמָיִם.

4 These are the generations of the heaven and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the YHVH Elohim made earth and heaven.

ה  וְכֹל שִׂיחַ הַשָּׂדֶה, טֶרֶם יִהְיֶה בָאָרֶץ, וְכָל-עֵשֶׂב הַשָּׂדֶה, טֶרֶם יִצְמָח:  כִּי לֹא הִמְטִיר יְהוָה אֱלֹהִים, עַל-הָאָרֶץ, וְאָדָם אַיִן, לַעֲבֹד אֶת-הָאֲדָמָה.

5 No shrub of the field was yet in the earth, and no herb of the field had yet sprung up; for the YHVH Elohim had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground;

ו  וְאֵד, יַעֲלֶה מִן-הָאָרֶץ, וְהִשְׁקָה, אֶת-כָּל-פְּנֵי הָאֲדָמָה.

6 but there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground.

ז  וַיִּיצֶר יְהוָה אֱלֹהִים אֶת-הָאָדָם, עָפָר מִן-הָאֲדָמָה, וַיִּפַּח בְּאַפָּיו, נִשְׁמַת חַיִּים; וַיְהִי הָאָדָם, לְנֶפֶשׁ חַיָּה.

7 Then the YHVH Elohim formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

ח  וַיִּטַּע יְהוָה אֱלֹהִים, גַּן-בְּעֵדֶן–מִקֶּדֶם; וַיָּשֶׂם שָׁם, אֶת-הָאָדָם אֲשֶׁר יָצָר.

8 And the YHVH Elohim planted a garden eastward, in Eden; and there He put the man whom He had formed.

ט  וַיַּצְמַח יְהוָה אֱלֹהִים, מִן-הָאֲדָמָה, כָּל-עֵץ נֶחְמָד לְמַרְאֶה, וְטוֹב לְמַאֲכָל–וְעֵץ הַחַיִּים, בְּתוֹךְ הַגָּן, וְעֵץ, הַדַּעַת טוֹב וָרָע.

9 And out of the ground made the YHVH Elohim to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.

י  וְנָהָר יֹצֵא מֵעֵדֶן, לְהַשְׁקוֹת אֶת-הַגָּן; וּמִשָּׁם, יִפָּרֵד, וְהָיָה, לְאַרְבָּעָה רָאשִׁים.

10 And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became four heads.

יא  שֵׁם הָאֶחָד, פִּישׁוֹן–הוּא הַסֹּבֵב, אֵת כָּל-אֶרֶץ הַחֲוִילָה, אֲשֶׁר-שָׁם, הַזָּהָב.

11 The name of the first is Pishon; that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold;

יב  וּזְהַב הָאָרֶץ הַהִוא, טוֹב; שָׁם הַבְּדֹלַח, וְאֶבֶן הַשֹּׁהַם.

12 and the gold of that land is good; there is bdellium and the onyx stone.

יג  וְשֵׁם-הַנָּהָר הַשֵּׁנִי, גִּיחוֹן–הוּא הַסּוֹבֵב, אֵת כָּל-אֶרֶץ כּוּשׁ.

13 And the name of the second river is Gihon; the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Cush.

יד  וְשֵׁם הַנָּהָר הַשְּׁלִישִׁי חִדֶּקֶל, הוּא הַהֹלֵךְ קִדְמַת אַשּׁוּר; וְהַנָּהָר הָרְבִיעִי, הוּא פְרָת.

14 And the name of the third river is Tigris; that is it which goeth toward the east of Asshur. And the fourth river is the Euphrates.

טו  וַיִּקַּח יְהוָה אֱלֹהִים, אֶת-הָאָדָם; וַיַּנִּחֵהוּ בְגַן-עֵדֶן, לְעָבְדָהּ וּלְשָׁמְרָהּ.

15 And the YHVH Elohim took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.

טז  וַיְצַו יְהוָה אֱלֹהִים, עַל-הָאָדָם לֵאמֹר:  מִכֹּל עֵץ-הַגָּן, אָכֹל תֹּאכֵל.

16 And the YHVH Elohim commanded the man, saying: ‘Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat;

יז  וּמֵעֵץ, הַדַּעַת טוֹב וָרָע–לֹא תֹאכַל, מִמֶּנּוּ:  כִּי, בְּיוֹם אֲכָלְךָ מִמֶּנּוּ–מוֹת תָּמוּת.

17 but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it; for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.’

יח  וַיֹּאמֶר יְהוָה אֱלֹהִים, לֹא-טוֹב הֱיוֹת הָאָדָם לְבַדּוֹ; אֶעֱשֶׂה-לּוֹ עֵזֶר, כְּנֶגְדּוֹ.

18 And the YHVH Elohim said: ‘It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him a help meet for him.’

יט  וַיִּצֶר יְהוָה אֱלֹהִים מִן-הָאֲדָמָה, כָּל-חַיַּת הַשָּׂדֶה וְאֵת כָּל-עוֹף הַשָּׁמַיִם, וַיָּבֵא אֶל-הָאָדָם, לִרְאוֹת מַה-יִּקְרָא-לוֹ; וְכֹל אֲשֶׁר יִקְרָא-לוֹ הָאָדָם נֶפֶשׁ חַיָּה, הוּא שְׁמוֹ.

19 And out of the ground the YHVH Elohim formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto the man to see what he would call them; and whatsoever the man would call every living creature, that was to be the name thereof.

כ  וַיִּקְרָא הָאָדָם שֵׁמוֹת, לְכָל-הַבְּהֵמָה וּלְעוֹף הַשָּׁמַיִם, וּלְכֹל, חַיַּת הַשָּׂדֶה; וּלְאָדָם, לֹא-מָצָא עֵזֶר כְּנֶגְדּוֹ.

20 And the man gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found a help meet for him.

כא  וַיַּפֵּל יְהוָה אֱלֹהִים תַּרְדֵּמָה עַל-הָאָדָם, וַיִּישָׁן; וַיִּקַּח, אַחַת מִצַּלְעֹתָיו, וַיִּסְגֹּר בָּשָׂר, תַּחְתֶּנָּה.

21 And the YHVH Elohim caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and he slept; and He took one of his ribs, and closed up the place with flesh instead thereof.

כב  וַיִּבֶן יְהוָה אֱלֹהִים אֶת-הַצֵּלָע אֲשֶׁר-לָקַח מִן-הָאָדָם, לְאִשָּׁה; וַיְבִאֶהָ, אֶל-הָאָדָם.

22 And the rib, which the YHVH Elohim had taken from the man, made He a woman, and brought her unto the man.

כג  וַיֹּאמֶר, הָאָדָם, זֹאת הַפַּעַם עֶצֶם מֵעֲצָמַי, וּבָשָׂר מִבְּשָׂרִי; לְזֹאת יִקָּרֵא אִשָּׁה, כִּי מֵאִישׁ לֻקְחָה-זֹּאת.

23 And the man said: ‘This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.’

כד  עַל-כֵּן, יַעֲזָב-אִישׁ, אֶת-אָבִיו, וְאֶת-אִמּוֹ; וְדָבַק בְּאִשְׁתּוֹ, וְהָיוּ לְבָשָׂר אֶחָד.

24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife, and they shall be one flesh.

כה  וַיִּהְיוּ שְׁנֵיהֶם עֲרוּמִּים, הָאָדָם וְאִשְׁתּוֹ; וְלֹא, יִתְבֹּשָׁשׁוּ.

25 And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.

I’ll be back in a bit.  I need a meditation break after all that “tough as nails” copying and pasting (geese.  I haven’t cheated on a test in a long time.  Feels good.)

Lol.  Ok, back in maybe 20-30 minutes.  I have to go “play with myself” if you know what I mean.

Ok, I’m back.  Feels good, doesn’t it ladies?

Anyways, let me again write (by typing) Genesis Chapter 2:1-25 (KJV plus “King David” extrapolation-pantyhose:

(because of course, in the Garden of Eden (just like heaven) there is LOTS AND LOTS OF SEX!!!  WAY MORE ‘GETTING LAID THE DAVE WOOD WAY’ THAN IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW!  (For sure.)

Love you my Son, Jesus.

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Anyways, that is actually me (cuming to save the day with one of my lonely concubines over in Jerusalem after my “Hostile Takeover”) riding on a white pony.  Actually one time when I did my first article marketing webinar, a bunch of guys were like “Where did this guy come from?” and Larry Beacham said (not sure about the spelling of his last name, I just remember “Beach” like “The Beach Man” or the Bitches, or whatever, anyways, Larry said to Cedrick, and later to me (and Cedrick also told me) when he was asked “Where did this guy come from?” and Larry Beacham said to someone or another:

From Heaven, Riding On A White Pony.

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Words always reveal the truth.

🙂

Ok, on to the Torah, I was about to make another example or another excuse to not write this, butt here we go (a woman’s butt):

Genesis Chapter 2:1-25 With Commentary:

Chapter 2:

The Creation is completed—Elohim rests on the seventh day—The prior spirit creation is explained—Adam and eve are placed in the Garden of Eden—they are forbidden to eat of the tree of knowledge of good and evil—Adam names every living creature—Adam and Eve are married by the YHVH…

Commentary:  basically, Adam and Eve are married in the Garden of Eden.  Many people understand this already, it cums from the Oral Tradition in the Talmud (the Talmud is the Oral Tradition, and it was started by Moses.)  I talked to some Jehovah’s witnesses, and basically they said that the Jewish religion is a false religion.  The Jehovah’s witnesses need to repent for that.  When you bless the chosen people, you are blessed.

1  Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.

Basically, this is the YHVH Most High Elohim (God the Father), saying with his cock… “Time To Play With My MANY WIVES AND CONCUBINES…”

2  And on the seventh day Elohim ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.

Look, if Elohim needs to rest, this is a principle of prosperity from Exodus 20:9-11, where it says:

9  Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:

10  But the seventh day is the sabbath of the YHVH thy Elohim:  in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:

11  For in six days the YHVH (the tetragrammaton. added) made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them is, and rested the seventh day:  wherefore the YHVH blessed the sabbath day (saturday, added) and hallowed it.

Specifically, Sunday is NOT the Jewish Sabbath.  It is the Christian Sabbath.  A Sabbath of work.  The 7th day (Saturday) is a sabbath of rest.  And basically, what that means is while I’m president, there will be no work allowed on a Federal Government Level on Saturday, for any reason.  We will outsource the support through the Mormon Church and the Christian, Islamic, and Buddhist communities especially to make sure in another part of the world, there is forces at work moving in our direction, blessing of course, the Jewish community.

3  AND Elohim blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it:  because that in it he had rested from all his work which Elohim created and made.

The sabbath day is “sanctified” by the blood of Jesus, backwards and forwards in time and you are permanently cleansed each week from demonic energy when you honor the sabbath day, and keep it holy.  If we do events on the sabbath day (we will) we will do them in parks, and have music, stories, and sex, along with copious amounts of Hallucinogens (the chemicals of faith.  The “substance of things hoped for in Hebrews 11:1 is seratonin, and the “evidence of things not seen is (obviously) hallucinogens, like the natural ones in the brain (children produce tons of hallucinogens, it’s why they talk to cats and stuff(obviously)

4  These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the YHVH Elohim made the earth and the heavens,

The “Generations” yet another hypnotic command into the UNIVERSE in the name of the YHVH Jehovah (The Greatest Of Them All) to have “generations of children, bringing them forth, from LOTS, AND LOTS OF SEX!!! (aka:  “Get Laid, The Dave Wood Way… NOW… with your pussy (ladies) being entered by King David for the very first time.”

5  And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew:  for the YHVH Elohim had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground.

WHAT does this mean?  It means that the YHVH Elohim created the plants of the field in heaven, before it was in the earth, and manifested them into reality through a Paradox and a Spell cast by the mother, and the YHVH had not caused it yet to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground * obviously.  (Duh.  How dumb do you think I am, YHVH Elohim?)  He says:

“You Are A VERY BIG DUMBASS COMPARED TO ME BUDDY!:”

6  But (a woman’s butt.  Added as a joke.  And of course, her pussy) there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground.

Basically, the water from the woman’s butt (a fart) watered the whole face of the ground.  Lol.  Sort of (am sort of joking).  Anywyahoo:

Baisically, this

7  And the YHVH Elohim formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

What is a living soul?  A “living soul” is the COMPLETE UNIFICATION OF BODY, MIND, AND SPIRIT, WHICH CAN ONLY HAPPEN FOR THOSE WHO ARE ENLIGHTENED AND IMMORTAL, IN CURRENT TIME ONLY AFTER THEY ARE TRANSLATED SPECIFICALLY, OR IN THE PROCESS OF TRANSLATION (being taken into heaven as Enoch) …and:

Man was formed out of the dust of the ground (not true of Woman, MUCH GREATER CARE WAS TAKEN IN MAKING THE BODY OF EVE THAN ADAM.  TRUST ME.  Because Elohim-Masarecht (me $1 trillion years in the future looking backwards in time through the Paradox Mind) and:

7  And the YHVH Elohim formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

(just writing this again.)

8  And the YHVH Elohim planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed.

So the YHVH Elohi planted a garden eastward in (spelling erro or on purposeley needles) Eden, and put the man there.  Where was the garden?  There was MANY GARDENS, AS THERE WERE MANY ADAM’S AND EVE’S (a black one, a white one, a Chinese one, etc.  Thousands of TRILLIONS of varieties, otherwise, how could we have genetics tracing back to one Adam?  And one Eve?  This would be impossible, as the Torah IS ETERNALLY THE LAW OF THE LAND (FOREVER AND EVER, BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS IN TIME) and there are principles of properly genetically enhancing humans through propagation taught in the Torah, that prevent you for example, from having sex with your Sister or Mother and having a baby with them.

9  And out of the ground made the YHVH Elohim to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.

And the trees were “pleasant to the sight” and isn’t that true?  If you pay attention to trees and plants, they grow.  You MUST start “finding them pleasant” as you find a woman’s pussy pleasant (ladies and gents) and pay attention to the flipping trees man!  If you don’t, they don’t expand supernaturally.  They desperately need HUMAN ATTENTION.  You can read this VERY NEUTRAL ARTICLE on the Scientific Studies related to talking to plants.

10  And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads.

“Four heads” is Adam getting laid (to start) like $4 trillion times a day, slowing down time with his consciousness, as he’s pounding his wife pussy’s eve.  In other word, you need to “get head” like 4 times a day.

11  The name of the first is Pison:  that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold.

The name of the first “head” you get per day is “Pison” like a “piston” in a gun, as you’re firing a shot of cum with your cock in your wife’s pussy, having yet again another baby today.

12  And the gold of the land is good:  there is bdellium and the onyx stone.

Basically, “gold” is one of the strongest chemicals of consciousness.  Look up taking monoatomic gold as a supplement (which can open your third eye in weeks, nutrition is A WAY SUPERIOR METHOD OF ENLIGHTENMENT THAN MEDITATION IS FOLKS.  You need both.  Butt (a woman’s butt, and her pussy, getting ready to get laid with her “Adam” at home after a dance on the stripper pole, meant to attract her husband’s cock to her)

So for example, I took some gold flakes, and started melting them in my food (very small amounts, and PLEASE BE CAREFUL FOLKS, ESPECIALLY SENIOR CITIZENS YOU NEED TO GO SLOW WITH NANO-GOLD OR MONOATOMIC GOLD (BETTER) and when I charge myself with electricity and magnetism, it made me like 10 years younger in 10-15 minutes.  We are HIGHLY MINERAL DEFICIENT.  Let me look up the symbolism for bdellium and the onyx stone.

From a Wikipedia article on Bdellium:

The bdellium referred to by Dioscorides as “the bdellium imported from Petra” (De Materia Medica, 1:80) is probably the resin of Hyphaene thebaica, a species of palm. The Arabs call it “Jewish bdellium.”[5]

Bdellium is the common English translation in the Bible (Genesis 2:12; Numbers 11:7) for Hebrew bedolach. In both passages the Septuagint understands it as the name of some precious stone, as does Rashi, who interprets it as “a precious stone, crystal”, and Saadiah Gaon, as “pearls”. The Midrash gives two opinions. According to one, it is a precious stone, and according to the other the reference is to “the bedolaḥ of perfumers”. In Genesis the Midrash decides in favor of the first interpretation because there it is associated with gold and onyx.[5] In Numbers, the reference to bdellium is in the context of the manna eaten by the Israelites in the wilderness, which is said to have “the color of bdellium” (Numbers 11:7).

In China, bdellium, known as an hsi hsiang or “Parthian aromatic”, was among the varieties of incense that reached China either along the Silk Route from Central Asia, or by sea. Later an hsi hsiang was applied to an East Indian substitute, gum benzoin from Sumatra.[6]

Bdellium was an ingredient in the prescriptions of ancient physicians from Galen to Paul of Aegina, and in the Greater Kuphi.[7]

Isidore of Seville reports in his Etymologiae (XVII.viii.6) that bdellium comes from trees in India and Arabia, the Arabian variety being better as it is smooth, whitish and smells good; the Indian variety is a dirty black.[8]

So basically, bdellium is for incense, and was probably used in the incense in the temple, among other things.  Most likely, this stone or mineral or plant (or whatever, look it up and leave me your thoughts in the comments.  I might know.  I might not.)

ONYX STONE:

Etymology[edit]

Onyx comes through Latin (of the same spelling), from the Greek ὄνυξ, meaning “claw” or “fingernail”. With its fleshtone color, onyx can be said to resemble a fingernail. The English word “nail” is cognate with the Greek word.[4]

Basically, Onyx is an ingredient that can make the skin, and the nails supernaturally stronger, saith the YHVH.  In the Garden of Eden, according to the Koran (one of the books of the 144,000.  I promise.  It’s all true.  All of it.  It is perfect, as is the Torah, butt (a woman’t butt, a very hot one) basically Adam and Eve’s skin were some supernatural alloy made of fingernail type material, making the skin virtually impenetrable (it WAS impenetrable in the Garden of Eden.)  So if you took small amounts with food, it would start supernaturally replenishing the biology of your skin, which YOU NEED TO SURVIVE THE COMING WAR YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME IF YOU WANT TO NOW, and pay attention to every word on this page, backwards in time.

13 And the name of the second river is Gihon:  the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia.

No need for commentary.  Look up the areas on the world on Google.com

14  And the name of the third river is Hiddekel:  that is it which goeth toward the east of Assyria.  And the fourth river is Euphrates.

No need for commentary.  Look up the areas on the world on Google.com

Probably though, all of these locations (do I know?) have the key to something that unlocks various parts of the Sephiroth.  Hallucinogens.  Minerals.  Special Proteins.  Gold.  Silver, etc.  This is a map, it’s very clear from the linguistics.  We must discover ALL PARTS OF THE SEPHIROTH.  It is EXTREMELY URGENT TO HUMANITY THAT WE ALL WORK TOGETHER!

We got to save the environment for our kids and women, ladies and gents!

15  And the YHVH Elohim took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.

Notice how the “MAN” was placed in the Garden of Eden, to “dress it” and “keep it” which is usually the EXACT OPPOSITE of how men work at home and in their businesses, completely ignoring nature and all of it’s majestic beauty.  If you want to know a brother of mine who LOVES NATURE, talk to Jon Wood over at Dixie Guitar Kings in St George, Utah.

16  And the YHVH Elohim commanded the man, saying Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:

Trees are for food.  And minerals.  And power from the earth.  Aways have been.  Always will be.  People are always afraid of eating poisonous things (which you should be if you are not immortal, as I am yet), butt (a woman’s butt) but the reality is that if you take in a small amount of plant poison per day your system will basically adapt to everything, and you would become “unpoisonable” in a very short period of time… just like in the Princess Bride!

(don’t try this at home) — what a clever bunch of Jews (probably anyways, as most actors are, as the IQ of the Jewish nation is like 10 points higher than any other nation on earth as far as averages go.)

17  But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it:  for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

Notice a couple of things.  First, the existence of the knowledge of the tree of good and evil… why was it there at all?

Go read 2nd Nephi chapter 2 in the Book of Mormon.  Also, listen to the languaging here.  These are hypnotic commands from the YHVH Elohim-Masarecht, basically saying “you shall not eat of it” (verbal negation produces the opposite hypnotic reaction nearly 100% of the time, depending on the mental organization of that particular UNIQUE WOMAN OR MAN… don’t get sloppy with your language) and also “the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

In other words, the YHVH Elohim WANTED ADAM AND EVE to fall from the Garden of Eden, hypnotically suggesting it.

Why did he want him to fall?  Because if he did not, we would not be.  If we were not, Jesus would not be.  If he was not, nothing would be.

In other words, the fall was NECESSARY to bring to pass the immortality and eternal life of man.  I think it’s very clear here that the YHVH Elohim (plural this time) are suggesting it together.

This also contains a prophecy, which is sometimes misunderstood.  In the book of Jude, it says “a day to the YHVH is 1,000 years, and 1,000 years is a day.  This is an understanding of relativistic time differences between the Celestial Kingdom $1 Trillion Years in the future looking backwards in time through the Paradox Mind and also the current time of the earth, meaning, when Adam fell, he fell out of the “Garden of Eden” time, which was basically experiencing 1,000 years every 24 hours.

In about 1,000 years (one day) he died.

18  And the YHVH Elohim said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

Notice how the woman is an “help meet” (you sexy kittens you) for the man.  So the man’s job is of course to lead with vision, taking care of things around him, etc.  And the woman’s job is to help her man, support him in his vision NO MATTER WHAT (even if you do not believe in him yet ladies who love King David) anyways, help him out.

How do you help a man out?

Be a gold digger ladies!!!

Yup, read that again:

Be a gold digger ladies!!!

By digging the gold out of his heart, with your pussy.  The MORE YOU HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MAN AND MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE A MAN, ATTACKING HIM WITH BLOWJOBS AND SEX, the more he’ll love you, honor you, and worship your pussy with his cock, having many, many more babies now, all of humanity.

Let the condoms start breaking all over the place, causing unwanted pregnancies for all the dumb women and men who think that a condom is going to protect her from sin (it will not.  I’m telling you.)  In the name of Jesus, amen.

(it is done)

19  And out of the ground the YHVH Elohim formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them:  and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.

Notice the same pattern, life emerging from the ground, or the dust of the earth (not specifically the “dust” which is actually stardust if you look up how dust got here.  It is from the stars.  Stars are feminine.  Therefore the man was made from feminine energy.

The woman was made from male energy.  Isn’t that beautiful?

The song of creation is INTRICATELY MORE MAJESTIC AND BEAUTIFUL (INFINITELY) than the stupid dumb versions all of humanity is repeating, which teach for Doctrine the Commandments of Men, having a form of godliness, butt deny the power thereof

So anyways, the beasts, the fowl, etc were formed from the ground, which is very different than dust.  They come from the ground of the earth.  We come from the DUST OF THE STARS!!!

20  And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.

And the reason for this is, when you pay attention to nature and make up names for things, like little kids do (like Jesus said to become one day), basically what happens is this, your names become new species of things, and as you look for birds, and trees, and stars, etc you are actually helping ELOHIM create more of them!!!

Isn’t that a BETTER SOLUTION TO NATURE THAN WHAT GREENPEACE IS DOING (lobbying is NOT GOING TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM IDIOTS!!!) YOU ARE DEALING WITH POLITICIANS AND THEY ARE ALL CORRUPT AND EVIL EXCEPT FOR RON PAUL AND DONALD J. TRUMP!!!

21 And the YHVH Elohim caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took on of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;

This is how eve was made… she was taken out of MAN!!! AND MAN WAS TAKEN OUT OF THE STARS!!!  THEREFORE WOMAN ARE THE MOTHER OF THE STARS!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 U LADIES!!! <3 <3 <3

22  And the rib, which the YHVH Elohim had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

yes!!! love u ladies!!! <3 <3 <3

REMEMBER:

“The Man is the HEAD OF A WOMAN… yet the WOMAN IS THE GLORY OF THE MAN!!!”

—LINE FROM ADAM IN ENGLISH THAT HE DELIVERED TO HIS MANY WIVES AND CONCUBINES (WITH HIS COCK AND BALLS) IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN—

23  And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh:  she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

And the boner of a woman (her man’s boner) entered her “bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh, she shall be called “Woman”, because she was taken out of man.

Practice naming things.  For example, the other day I created what I call “The Piggly Fish”.  The piggly fish is basically the ocean version of what pigs are, except they are not against the Jewish Eating Laws (it is not a cursed animal) and it even has a nose like a PIG and LEGS!!! FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE GARDEN OF EDEN!!!

24  Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife:  and they shall be one flesh.

Why is it important to leave your father and mother?  It basically is obnoxious to stay in the house with your parents when you are over 18 years old, and really maybe for some, 14 or 16 (when you find a wife, which should be young and early.  Get the government out of your damned business and let women get married when they start having babies, which they all will now (thanks to me).

In the name of Jesus, let every surgery preventing more children be reversed, and never able to happen again for any reason.  It is stupid.

25  And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.

Why were they naked?  Because they loved having sex all day.  Dipshits.  Lol.

…now, get laid every day like a superhero 9 (whether you 3 ) work or (not).

ha ha ha hahhahahhahah!!! Am I serious with all this?  Or not.  You decide to get in.

AKA “wife’s pussy ‘getting in’ and ‘getting laid like a superhero, whether you work or not…”

Buy now the way, how many wives did adam have?  One.  Yet trillions.  Yet only one.

Ha ha ha.  I’ll explain it in my next post!!!

Why did eve fall?  Because she wanted adventure.

Why did Adam fall?  Because he loved his wife Eve so much.

That’s why “buy now the way” Adam is a

Love,
King Davidley Woodley
“Messiah Ben Daivvd, King Of Israel…”

P.S.  Did I do that error on purpose?  Or not?

P.P.S.  Yes, obviously I did, yet did not.  (with my cock and balls, aimed at your pussies single ladies!!!)

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In this photo taken Sunday, March 29, 2009, a silver Torah place marker is seen on a Torah at Temple Beth ‘ El in Philadelphia, during the congregation’s Torah dedication ceremony. The sacred scrolls were a small sign of recognition for the African-American temple, which after decades on the fringes is starting to be welcomed by the mainstream Jewish community despite the synagogue’s unusual traditions and beliefs. (AP Photo/ Joseph Kaczmarek)

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