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The Law Of Consecration Agreement: “Here’s How To Consecrate Your ASS-etc Over To Jesus, and Get Laid Every Day Like A Super Hero (Whether You Work Or Not…)

Basically, if you want to “Get Laid Daily” like Adam and Eve SURE DID in the Garden of Eden… (each day.  Many times per day.  Many thousands and trillions of times.) …then after you’re done reading this post on Genesis Chapter 2:1-25, what you want to do is refresh this page (with your cock and balls, pointed at your ‘neighborly friendly’ pussy (not your wife) because your wife isn’t paying attention to her business and taking care of her ass and thighs!!!  AFter you look a t THESE HOT ASS PHOTOS… THEN:

<3 <3 <3 u Tracey Walker.  Just so you know, oiu’re not as cute as these little kids who are charging back on World Ventures for their crimes against humanity.  You need to take care of your butt more.  Just my two cents.  My butt is hotter than yours, click here now for more details.

WATCH THIS VIDEO INSTEAD:

Ok, on to the TRANSCRIBED ‘WORD FOR WORD’ BY RIKKI HENTON agreement about “Getting Laid Each Day Like A Super-Hero (Whether You Work Or Not) ‘The Dave Wood Way’ Which I Gotta Admit, Right Now… Ain’t Much At All 🙁 (miss you baby)…

…anyhoo, what I mean by that is this:

Basically, this article cums from (ladies) who ‘cum’ with their husbands, who instead “come” to enlightenment week and partake of the waters of life.

So let me go repost that old post, and then what I’m going to do is reorganize my tabs a bit, and then I’m going to do some jumping jacks, a backflip, and “imagine” having all the sex that I want with my sweet baby, now, as you’re going into a deep “pussy-hole” trance… forgiving yourself now for past sexual abuse, and whatnot, and your side of calling for it with your flipping bullhonkey!  Now, just take the bullshit, and plant a Majik Mushroom, making it turn into a penis (your penis guys) pounding your wife’s pussy for the first time in YEARS!!!

(Magic Mushrooms are the “Chemical Of The Intelligence And Power Of Masculine-Feminine Celestial Magic.” — in other words, Magic Mushrooms combined with the Sephiroth (DMT and MAOI inhibitors) give you the ability to manipulate reality on a level you cannot imagine, because it “breaks free” your assemblage point as Carlos Castenada talked about before he died (like a loser… some dumbass shaman he was!  He should have started going to that dorky church Orrin Woodward and Eric Worre love so much, the evangelical ‘boohoos’ or whatever they are, who teach for doctrine the commandments of men, having a form of godliness, butt deny the power thereof.

For example, one time I had a “Strange Elixer” — and basically, I held a bottle of water upside down dumping water out of it for like 2 minutes and it was simply “supernaturally replenishing” before my eyes.

Another time, I had a strange concoction, (a “Dave Wood Sephiroth Specialty”, or in other words “I’m Saying I’m King David… With My Cock And Balls…” and …

…I can’t remember the story.  Oh well, let’s go back to the Law of Consecration AGreement.  So let me quickly 98 (before I do) say something like:

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Piggly Winkey The Rabbit (eRica Wussy who helped the other antimessiah Josh Paine, who is like 251 years old or some crazy thing and sold his soul to the devil in order to get the Sephiroth (The Tree of Life) screaming in the woods.  He actually (according to the yHVH) broke up with his wife on purpose, and also orchestrated the fraud over in europe or whatever over with World Ventures, “Mysteriously” coming in to save the day… if you do not repent, Josh Paine, I will utterly destroy you from off the face of the earth for your murders, sorceries, and witchcraft…  Now, everyone but Josh Paine forget that I said that, if you are men, butt (a woman’s butt) if you are a women, feel free to remember it all you want to be weary, butt if he repents, simply forgive him and forget about it, unless you need to know to Call The Police Now On The “Nephilim Wannabe” Josh Paine… Thanks Paul Gardiner for your photo, even though you are a fallen Apostle.  (only temporarily brother.  Love you.  Praying for you bigtime man, you and your wife got deceived by the antimessiah in the past now, Robert Rammuny.

Says, “Pay Attention More nOW For Juicy Ass Details On The Law Of Consecration Video As Your Watching This Special AGreement (that you’re signing with your various cocks, balls, and pussies… as you’re now going into a deep trance (single ladies) and imagining having a baby with King David and having your own “very small room, yet cozy” in my Giant Mansion in Jerusalem, as I’m utterly destroying your enemies from off the face of the earth (with my various energy weapons, super-shields, and sexy “have neaked” dick being sucked by a woman-only for sure) … and at the same time, you better be weary of the “Secret Nephilim” that is banging your wife, because you’re not romancing her at home!!!

(With your cock)

…brb… got to go restore an old post and refresh this one!!!

Ok, time for page #1:

scv_1531175131351-881245696.jpg, page #1 of the Law of Consecration Agreement Video Transcribed by Rikki Henton

“…It’s Time To NOW PAY ATTENTION IF YOU CHOOSE ME NOW LAID-IES WITH Page #1 Transcription Of The Law Of Consecration Revelation Given To David Michael Wood (King David, born May 17th, 1981 at 4:01pm in Fairbanks, Alaska):…”

The Teachings Of King David The Revelations Of Tithing And Consecration.  Revelation From This:

  • How to get the the law of consecration through tithing.
  • Shut the door and pray.
  • When you consecrate if you are a man you consecrate your assets to Zion if you are a woman you consecrate your assets to Jerusalem.

Consecrating you assets to Jerusalem in your family creation and building businesses.

Like it can be totally gone from your family forever and anybody related to you.

And when  enough people do it on earth it will be gone from the Universe.

Also if you are a man, when you consecrate it rebukes the devourer of glory (she wrote “power” butt I fixed it.)

It’s what prevents you as a man on understanding how to act like a woman for being a warrior.

Women, real women are warriors.  And if you are a woman, when you do that it will change and turn you into a warrior.  And when you are a man and you do it it turns you into a warrior.

So, you will be able to build businesses like you cannot imagine.

When you do this because of what’s going to happen.

What’s Going To Happen In The Revelation?

  • Going to ask the Father to be in my head for a revelation the law of consecration and tithing following that will be the order of nature of the Law of Consecration.

Thus saith the YHVH (the tetragramaton) the true order of Tithing is as follows:

First we follow tithing, and we do not need to repeat them because they are in the the scriptures written in the books of Moses from Genesis, Deuteronomy:  Look them up and find out where they are.

This is the end of the first hexogram.  Before we continue, let’s discuss the levitical tithing laws.

The following article is taken from askelm.com, by clicking here (opens in a new window) you can read it:

Moses finally came to the conclusion that a tithing system was necessary for the nation of Israel. This occurred at the beginning of the second year of the Exodus. He told the Israelites that they should henceforth give a tenth part of their seed crops and fruit trees plus every tenth animal to the treasury in the newly erected Tabernacle (Leviticus 27:30-33). One should notice three points about this initial law that are commonly overlooked today.

At first, Moses discouraged Israelites from giving tithe in money though Moses reluctantly allowed it. For example, if anyone insisted on retaining any increase of the crops for personal use, Moses demanded an extra fifth part premium (Leviticus 27:31). Moses did not mind them paying in money for crops, but they had to give the extra premium for the privilege. It is strange, but Christian ministers today would rather have the money than the foodstuffs that Moses ordained. Preachers in demanding the tithe are magnanimous and they usually don’t ask for the one-fifth premium for the privilege of paying in money rather than in kind.

Secondly, since the tithe was only required on agricultural crops and herds, little produce would have been given to the treasury while Israel was in the desert of Sinai. Israel had little agricultural crops produced in that desolate wilderness to tithe (Deuteronomy 29:5–6).

Thirdly, Moses did not say in the Book of Leviticus how the tithe was to be spent or to whom it was to be given. He simply said that Israelites were required to pay the tithe. Obviously, the monies were placed in the Tabernacle (the Temple) treasury and this limited amount of produce was placed in storage bins. Let us now examine the tithing system.

What Products Were Tithed?

Many people have been hasty in assuming that all the income earned by Israelites was subject to the laws of tithing. This was not the case. Any Jewish rabbi can inform a person what items were to be tithed because the Bible makes the matter plain. This point should be noted very carefully.

There were only two types of income that were tithable: One was from agricultural production. “All the tithe of the land, whether of the seed of the land, or of the fruit of the tree, is the Lord’s” (Leviticus 27:30). This meant that a tenth of all agricultural produce of the land of Israel, whether fruits or vegetables, had to be tithed. The second type of tithable income was the increase of animals. “All the tithe of the herd or flock, whatsoever passeth under the rod, the tenth shall be holy unto the Lord” (verse 32). Only these two specific income producers were subject to the tithe.

There is only one exception to this rule. Leviticus 27:31 reads: “If a man will redeem ought of his tithe, he shall add unto it the fifth part thereof.” In other words, if a man for various reasons did not wish to pay his tithe in kind (and he wished to give money as a substitute), he was penalized a fifth part. Such a law was obviously not intended to encourage payment of the tithe in money. Monetary redemption, on the other hand, was not allowed for the tithe of animals. Moses declared: “It shall not be redeemed” (verse 33). This means that the tithing law of the Bible prohibited cattle ranchers from paying money at all. They were required to give the tenth animal no matter if they wanted to keep it for some reason to themselves.

Who Did Not Tithe?

Since farmers and ranchers were responsible for paying the tithe, we now come to an equally important question: Who was not required to tithe? It is often surprising to people to find that a large segment of people in Israel did not tithe!

The owner of a farm had to tithe, but his hired hands were exempt. Was a hired hand required to tithe on his salary? Not at all! There was no law that required a tenth of one’s salary to be tithed (which was earned for services rendered). Only the crops and animals of those who owned them were subject to the tithe. After all, the crops and the animals did not belong to the hired hand and only the increase from one’s land or animals was subject to the tithe. And note this. Fishermen did not tithe, though this industry is mentioned in the law (Leviticus 11:9–12). Likewise, the mining industry is referred to (Deuteronomy 8:9), but the tithe of minerals extracted from the earth was never called for. The lumber business is mentioned (1 Kings 5:7–12) and construction work on buildings (1 Kings 5:13–18) but tithes were not extracted from people who worked in those trades. The same held true for those earning an income from weaving, handicrafts, or from any form of manufacturing or merchandising. They all were immune from tithing including all those in the military and government workers. And though the Levites were commanded to pay a tenth of the tithe they received from the farmers and ranchers to the Priests, those Priests themselves were totally exempt from paying any tithe.

To make it plain and simple, only the owners of farms and flocks were required to tithe. Indeed, the Israelite who had fewer than ten cattle did not have to tithe on nine of them because the requirement stated that only the tenth animal that passed under the rod was to be tithed (Leviticus 27:32). Looking at this matter of the tenth animal being tithed from our present monetary point of view, a rancher could have many thousands of dollars invested in nine cattle, but unless he had a tenth he was not required to tithe a penny of his assets.

[Some Christian ministers commonly teach that the tithe is God’s and that he must get his money first. But the Bible says it is the tenth animal (the last one) that passes under the rod that is God’s, not the first.]

These clear biblical teachings present some real dilemmas for Christian ministers today who want to use the tithe for their church activities. If a minister wanted his members of his church to abide by the tithing laws, why doesn’t he teach them to perform them the way the Bible instructs? If church members who live in a city wanted to tithe according to biblical law, they would be paying a tenth of their garden produce (if they had gardens) or a tenth of their chickens (if they had chickens). Even if they earned $2,000 a month in other income, that’s all they would be required to tithe. This would hardly be enough to support normal church activities today. Yet this is the precise law of tithing which was ordained for Israel by God. There is however hardly a Christian minister (who demands tithing today) who would feel inclined to abide by these laws of the Bible regarding tithing. They want more money than a tenth of what comes from gardens and chicken coops!

From a Rabbi blog, myjewishlearning.com:

Three Kinds of Maaser

A tenth of the remainder of the yield, known as maaser rishon, ‘the first tithe,’ is then separated and given to a Levite. The Levite, in turn, separates a tenth of his tithe and this, known as terumat maaser, is given to a Kohen to be treated with the same degree of sanctity as the original terumah, The portion given to the Levite has no sanctity and may be eaten by an ordinary Israelite.

The farmer separates a tenth of the reminder of his yield, known as maser sheni, ‘the second tithe.’ This has to be taken to Jerusalem and consumed there in a spirit of sanctity. If it is too difficult to take the second tithe to Jerusalem, it can be redeemed by substituting for it a sum of money which is then taken to Jerusalem and food and drink purchased with it to be consumed there.

So basically, it’s a tenth of everything, not just money.  That’s keeping it simple.  As well as this, the Farmer sets aside more crops (we should ALL BE GROWING CROPS, NOT JUST FARMERS.  THIS IS RIDICULOUS PEOPLE!!

The Teramah?

Terumah

The tithes have to be given from corn, wine, and oil by biblical law and from fruit and vegetables by Rabbinic law. The farmer first separates from the yield a portion (a sixtieth, fiftieth, or fortieth at the farmer’s discretion), known as terumah (‘heave offering’ or ‘gift’). This is given to a Kohen (priest) and is treated as sacred food in that it must not be eaten when the priest is in a state of ritual contamination or when the terumah itself has suffered contamination. Nor may it be eaten by a non-Kohen.

They also have the following false sentiment:

According to the Rabbis, the laws of tithing only apply to the land of Israel, and farmers in the Diaspora have no obligation to give tithes, although there is some evidence of communities outside Israel, in Egypt for example, having a system of tithing.

Remember, the levitical tithing laws are a “tax” from Elohim, and if you are not following them, you are stealing from Elohim (the Father, the YHVH Most High Elohim Specifically)

Ok, I’m going to hit the “refresh button now really quick” and cum back and after that (thinking of the ladies.  Gents, I’m “coming” back for you, with pants on (after getting laid by my wife again… at last) lol.  (joking.  Not yet)… butt before I do that, let me quote you teh blessing of Malachi (spelling error on purpose, hot bitches!) where he says:

Malachi 3:8-11 (KJV PLUS KING DAVID EXTRAPOLATION):

8  Will a man rob Elohim? Yet ye have robbed me.  But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

9  Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.

10  Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the YHVH of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.

11  And I will rebuke the devourer for your sakes, and he shall not destroy the fruits of your ground; neither shall your vine cast her fruit before the time in the field, saith the YHVH of hosts.

12  And all nations shall call you blessed:  for ye shall be a delightsome land, saith the YHVH of hosts.

13  Your words have been stout against me, saith the YHVH.  Yet ye say, What have we spoken so much against thee?

Page #2:

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scv_15311752038611959754533, page #2 of the Law of Consecration Agreement Transcribed By Rikki Henton

“Page #2 (word for word, with added “King Davidisms”)”

because the real tithing laws are in Leviticus.  They are also in other books and also the Old Testament.  A lot of the tithing says its not just your money it’s a tax, and when its done properly it rebukes the devourer (of consciousness, creation, glory, and intelligence… added) from the land.  The power  of the land, the POWER OF CONSCIOUSNESS, THE DEVOURER OF HEALTH, THE DEVOURER OF CREATION.  That’s actually what it is the devourer of creation when the devourer of creation is rebuked it is impossible to do things where you over farm, over fish, over fish in the sea, of the rainforest to be destroyed.

It is not possible to do, saith the YHVH (tetragrammaton) of Armies (added).

I’m going to go work on my Genesis post, and then will come back with the remaining transcription.  We got like 13 pages.  Probably I will finish tonight or tomorrow.  Go “Get Laid” the Dave Wood way now, and as you’re pounding your wife’s pussy (or your secret lover because your WIFE isn’t putting out at home), say “In the NAME OF KING DAVID!!!” (AIM FOR A BABY GUYS)…”

Love,
King David
“i AM Messiah Ben David, KING OF ISRAEL… !!!”

P.S.  LATERLEY!!!

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