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NewsFlash: Genesis 3:1-24 (I think), where it says basically that Adam Fucked His Wife “Trillions Of Times Per Day…” Or Something Like That. Who Wants To “{Get In} And {Get Laid Like A Superhero} [Whether You Work Or Not?]???

“These are the online Torah Scrolls Of King David:”

Buy now the way, when you Get Rich And Get Laid The Dave Wood Way (which I gotta admit, right now ain’t much)… what basically happens is this:

So basically, what happens is THIS… Right now none of you are listening, so in the name of Jesus and by the KEY OF AARON, I release the ANGELS OF THE MOST HIGH YHVH ELOHIM (the Most High Elohim is the Elohim at the farthest point in the future, or backwards in time (not really get laid with your own husband or wife more… unless you are an EVIL TRANNY LIKE HILLARY CLINTON… LOL!!! So anyways, what basically happens is this… Get Laid Every Day Like A Superhero, Whether You Work Or Not… AND BASICALLY, what happens is IF you want to “Get Laid The Dave Wod Way (which is a lot, obviously, for mr. Wod, who likes to GET LAID EACH DAY BY HIS MANY, MANY WIVES AND CONCUBINES… KEEP REFRESHING FOR DETAILS BITCHES!!!..

d… What basically happens is this, you were an asshole to me, so I was a bigger asshole to you.  That makes YOU respect me?  Doesn’t it?  Isn’t your relationship with Justin better? Cast your anger now (after you repent) into the antichrist as a scapegoat, because it is HIS FUCKING FAULT.  I started cussing again because I REMOVED PERMANENTLY the curses from curse words, they are now “bless words” and “curse words” depending on what they are used to, being both cursed and blessed…

… and let the Angels release MOUNTAINS OF HALLUCINOGENS ALL OVER THE WORLD IN THE NAME OF JESUS, AND BY THE KEY OF DAVID, AND NUCLEAR ENERGY, AND RADIATION, AND SUNSHINE, AND RAIN.   By the Key of David, I also release the antichrist and his minions (evil minions, for those who transgress against the YHVH) to help, releasing LSD, Magic Mushrooms, (mountains of them) into all the water supply in the world, especially DMT and MAOI inhibitors (dimethyltryptamine) and

Monoamine oxidase inhibitors (MAOIs) – Mayo Clinic

Plus, Donald J. Trump Blog, you’re welcome to help… and also GET LAID LIKE A SUPERHERO like a superhero (in the whitehouse) (Whether you work or not.

You should sign an executive order permanently unbanning hallucinogens.  Today.  Lmao!!! <3 <3 <3 Donald J. Trump and his wife, Melania (sorry for pronouncing your name wrong BABY!!! ) <3 <3 <3

(Not my baby.  Butt Donald J. Trump, you had better treat her right or she’ll leave you!!! you KNOW IT BABY!!!)

Keep refreshing for “Juicy Ass Details” … you are also welcome to help, especially if you are one of my many readers, who are drug dealers.  Put it in lakes.  Put it in the mountains.  Put it in the trees.  Fucking everywhere WITH NO POSSIBLE ESCAPE, UNLESS HUMANITY IS FOLLOWING THE COMMANDMENTS AND CONSTANTLY WEARING A HEAD COVERING, IN WHICH CASE IT IS THEIR CHOICE.

Basically… what happens when you get rich and get laid DAILY like a superhero (thinking of Chris Jones and his future wifey) is… You want to stick your cock and balls in your wife’s pussy (if all straight men talked like this, nobody would be gay)… and slam her over and over and over again in DIFFERENT POSITIONS PLEASE LADIES, YOU’RE ALL SO FUCKING BORING IT’S FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!  MEN WANT GLORY.  MEN WANT PERFUME.  MEN WANT HOT ASSES THAT ARE THIN (MOSTLY) AND STUFF LIKE THAT!!!

So let’s get into the writing of Genesis 3:1-24  (today) as your getting laid with your wifey looking at these hot chicks as sexual stimulation!!!

So basically, what you want to do (as your gunning for a baby guys) with your tits and pussy your fucking daily… whether you work or not… and… what happens is this, basically, you want to get laid every day like a superhero, whether you work or not… and…

On to Genesis 3:1-24:

The serpent (Lucifeer) deceives Eve—She and then Adam partake of the forbidden fruit—Her Seed (Christ and the Messiah, and YOU) will bruise the serpent’s head—The roles of woman and of man are explained—Adam and Eve (not adam and steve) are cast out of the Garden of Eden—Adam presides—Eve becomes the mother of all living.

1  Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the YHVH Elohim had made.  And he said unto the woman, Yeah, hath Elohim said, Ye shall not eat of every tree in the garden?

2  And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:

3  But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, Elohim hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.

4  And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:

5  For Elohim doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as Elohim, knowing good and evil.

6  And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

7  And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.

8  And they heard the voice of the YHVH Elohim walking in the garden in the cool of the day:  and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the YHVH Elohim amongst the trees of the garden.

9  And the YHVH Elohim called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?

10  And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.

11  And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked?  Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?

12  And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.

13  And the YHVH Elohim said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done?  And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.

14  And the YHVH Elohim said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:

15  And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.

16  Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

17  And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it:  cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;

18  Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field;

19  In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken:  for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.

20  And Adam called his wife’s name Eve; because she was the mother of all living.

21  Unto Adam also and to his wife did the YHVH Elohim make coats of skins, and clothed them.

22  And the YHVH Elohim said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil:  and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live forever:

23  Therefore the YHVH Elohim sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.

24  So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubim, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.

Ok, so basically what you want to do now is “Get Laid Every Day The Dave Wood Way” and…

“…YES!!!! <3 <3 <3 I LOVE YOU MY SWEET BABY <3 <3 <3 …”

<3 <3 <3 Anyways, let me write it again, this time with commentary about how to “Get Laid The David Wod Way, Which Is A LOT….

Genesis Chapter 3:1-24, Printed By The Church Of Jesus Christ (Mosiah) Of Latter Day Saints!

The serpent (Lucifer) deceives Eve—She and then Adam partake of the forbidden fruit—Her seed (Christ (Mosiah, I promise the word “Christ” was invented by Jesus, given to the apostles backwards in time through the paradox engine, and it means “Mosiah” it does NOT (yet it does) mean “Messiah”) and the Messiah will bruise the serpent’s head—The roles of woman and of man are explained—Adam and Eve are cast out of the Garden of Eden—Adam presides—Eve becomes the mother of all living.

Now, let us begin:

1  NOW the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the YHVH Elohim had made.  And he said unto the woman, Yeah, hath Elohim said, Ye shall not eat of every tree in the garden:

Listen to first of all how beautiful and deceptive the serpent is.  Also, notice there is a talking serpent, and Eve didn’t say “hey wait a second… why the friggin’ heck are you talking?  The reason is because Eve (a VERY HOT WOMAN) was in the Garden of Eden, and obviously, animals there could talk.  (obviously, they are unfallen, and therefore can talk, just like the kitty cats I was chatting to last year in the Celestial Kingdom can do.  (they are very fast.  I call them “the super speed kittens”)… They are actually MUCH FASTER than the following cat:

Notice how the cat is having a lot of fun.  That is because it just took catnip, a kitty cat hallucinogen.  (I’m sure).  Anyways, ANYHOODLEY, the next bit about that verse is the way that Satan twists the words of the Elohim YHVH (the tetragrammaton Elohim, added) and…

…uses it to “pretend” you’ll get laid “EVEN MORE THAN A SUPERHERO, WHETHER OR NOT YOU WORK” butt then (obviously, a woman’s butt where her husband is drawing a heart on it (with his cum) …and he quotes the words EXACTLY, following it with a twist (that is there because of your own karma and lack of obedience to the commandments of the YHVH Elohim (the Gods, specifically, added) so basically what that means is:

If you listen to satan, (notice how I NEVER CAPITALIZE “satan” or anything in the kingdom of darkness), then you’ll get laid “far less than a superhero, and you’ll have to work for it.”

***Not like the Brittany Spears Song.  I’m talking you slave away all day to get sex from your boring, fat wife (hey ladies, love you.  Just lose some weight and love yourself again, then your husband.  You cannot love a man if you cannot respect your own body and love yourself.)

Ok, on to the next verse.

2  And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, Elohim hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, nether shall ye touch it, lest ye die.

Next step in “freedom from deception” is responding to the enemy with quotes from Elohim, followed by running and telling your Father, Mother, or Father and Mother in heaven.

4  And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:

After that (if you continue the conversation, which I’m telling you, you should not ever do, unless you are Jesus, which none of us are) the next step in the fall is satan lies again, yet also tells the truth.

What do I mean?  Well, their bodies die, however their spirits do not.  Elohim (the Father) was speaking of the Physical Death.  This is nOT what I am speaking of.  The body dies, yet the spirit does not.

So satan (the great deceiver, seeking that all men [notice I left women out of that] might be miserable like unto himself) tells you the exact opposite of what the Elohim YHVH are telling you, pointing to an easy escape from his riddles, if you know this, and know good and evil, which remember:

Eve did not.

That is gonna help.  Leave me your thoughts in the comments.

5  For Elohim doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as Elohim, knowing good and evil.

Why was this tempting?

Well, first, they knew it was true.  The fall was necessary, something they knew for a very, very, very long time (thousands of trillions of years of relative time they knew this) and that when they fell, the firmament would collapse, the evolution of competition between satan and the Elohim YHVH would begin, Jesus would come, and ultimately, Adam would be redeemed from the fall.

***Naysayers, it is COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS to think that Adam and Eve were not ever redeemed from the fall, as everywhere in the bible there is the call to action to “change” (more general) or “repent” (specifically.)

That does not mean, for example, what the Jehovah’s witnesses are saying is not true.  It is.  Yet it is not.

They teach that Adam and Eve will NEVER be resurrected, and basically, are cursed forever because of a sin that they did one time, which is completely against the entire concept of a Savior.  It is completely fucking ridiculous guys.  Talk to the Watchtower Society About It.  Tell them “King David Sent You”.

However, Adam’s body in the Garden of Eden will never be resurrected.  He gets a new, Celestial Body, as he was redeemed from the fall (I might remember to tell the story later)

Nah, I’ll do it now:

The Book of Moses: 51-61:

5+1=6, 6+1=7, 6+7=13, 1+3=4, meaning that I will be President of the United States in 2020, and in 4 years, America will be righteous again, and so will the universe, and all paradoxes, dimensions, realities, backwards and forwards in time, and the Garden of Eden will BEGIN COLLAPSING INTO THE EARTH.

51 And he also said unto him:  If thou wilt turn unto me, and hearken unto my voice, and believe, and repent of all thy transgressions, and be baptized, even in water, in the name of mine Only Begotten Son:

52 Y también le dijo: Si te vuelves a mí y escuchas mi voz, y crees y te arrepientes de todas tus transgresiones, y te bautizas en el agua, en el nombre de mi Hijo Unigénito, lleno de gracia y de verdad, el cual es Jesucristo, el único nombre que se dará debajo del cielo mediante el cual vendrá la salvación a los hijos de los hombres, recibirás el don del Espíritu Santo, pidiendo todas las cosas en su nombre, y te será dado cuanto tú pidieres.

53 Y nuestro padre Adán habló al Señor, y dijo: ¿Por qué es necesario que los hombres se arrepientan y se bauticen en el agua? Y el Señor le contestó: He aquí, te he perdonadotu transgresión en el Jardín de Edén.

54 De allí que se extendió entre el pueblo el dicho: Que el Hijo de Dios ha expiado la transgresión original, por lo que los pecados de los padres no pueden recaer sobre la cabeza de los niños, porque estos son limpios desde la fundación del mundo.

55 Y el Señor habló a Adán, diciendo: Por cuanto se conciben tus hijos en pecado, de igual manera, cuando empiezan a crecer, el pecado nace en sus corazones, y prueban lo amargo para saber apreciar lo bueno.

56 Y les es concedido discernir el bien del mal; de modo que, son sus propios agentes, y otra ley y mandamiento te he dado.

57 Enséñalo, pues, a tus hijos, que es preciso que todos los hombres, en todas partes, se arrepientan, o de ninguna manera heredarán el reino de Dios, porque ninguna cosa inmunda puede morar allí, ni morar en su presencia; porque en el lenguaje de Adán, su nombre es Hombre de Santidad, y el nombre de su Unigénito es el Hijo del Hombre, sí, Jesucristo, un justo Juez que vendrá en el meridiano de los tiempos.

58 Por tanto, te doy el mandamiento de enseñar estas cosas sin reserva a tus hijos, diciendo:

59 Que por causa de la transgresión viene la caída, la cual trae la muerte; y como habéis nacido en el mundo mediante el agua, y la sangre, y el espíritu que yo he hecho, y así del polvo habéis llegado a ser alma viviente, así igualmente tendréis que nacer otra vez en el reino de los cielos, del agua y del Espíritu, y ser purificados por sangre, a saber, la sangre de mi Unigénito, para que seáis santificados de todo pecado y gocéis de las palabras de vida eterna en este mundo, y la vida eterna en el mundo venidero, sí, gloria inmortal;

60 porque por el agua guardáis el mandamiento; por el Espíritu sois justificados; y por la sangre sois santificados;

61 de manera que se da para que permanezca en vosotros; el testimonio del cielo; el Consolador; las cosas pacíficas de la gloria inmortal; la verdad de todas las cosas; lo que vivifica todas las cosas; lo que conoce todas las cosas y tiene todo poder de acuerdo con la sabiduría, la misericordia, verdad, justicia y juicio.

62 Y ahora bien, he aquí, ahora te digo: Este es el plan de salvación para todos los hombres, mediante la sangre de mi Unigénito, el cual vendrá en el meridiano de los tiempos.

6  And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

 

7  And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they swe…

Got distracted there by my beautiful future wifey Britany Spears, who was having sex with Adam “DAILY” in the Garden of Eden!!!  (getting ready, of course, for King David to enter her pussy for the very first time)

If you’re fucking offended by my sexual language, fucking stop it now.  I’m hypnotically suggesting things  (guys and girls) that are fixing your relationships.  You’re ALL HAVING MORE SEX… Aren’t you?  A woman should give her husband at least 5 blow jobs a day, saith the YHVH Elohim Most High.  (different than the other one.  This one is “high” on magic mushrooms)

7  AND the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed the fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.

Notice how they for some reason didn’t know that they were naked before (they were simply enjoying the sex in the garden of eden, which is how the Celestial Kingdom will be.  Lots of adults, outside, playing in lakes, having sex with their many wives and concubines.)

I know ladies that there is a sort of offense that is taken from me talking about “many wives” and I want to be balanced.  The way polygamy worked in the Garden of Eden is when Adam had a certain amount of wives (7), he divided himself in 7 parts and gave each wife an Adam.  So for example, all of the other Adams emanated from the FIRST ADAM, which is talked about in Genesis.

In Isaiah, it says that in the last days, 7 women will cling to one man and they will say “we will make our own money, we will buy our own clothes, please, just take away our reproach” — the reason for that is because the ratio changes when people OBEY THE COMMANDMENTS OF MY VOICE NOW AND HAVE MORE FUCKING LITTLE KIDS!!! LET’S FILL THE WORLD WITH CHILDREN AGAIN LIKE IT WAS IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN!!!

Children are extremely important to humanity.  I’ll comment more below.

8  And they heard the voice of the YHVH Elohim walking in the garden in the cool of the day:  and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the YHVH Elohim amongst the trees of the garden.

Notice the next step in the fall:

Basically, thE YHVH Elohim (me and the 144,000, $1 trillion years in the future looking backwards in time through the Paradox Mind.) used to cum hangout with their wives (who cum with them) to the Garden of Eden, notice how the sexual language is activating the “angry demons” inside of you now, and your so hurt from not having sex… is it time to find a new partner or just ACT LIKE A GOD BLESSED MAN?  I THINK SO.  Now, say, “In the name of Jesus, I repent for my anger towards Dave Wood, whether he be right or wrong, I confess that I have been butt, cock and balls hurt by my own lack of sex with my own wife or husband more, and basically what that means is that you forsake, it, and I forsake it, and we forsake it together…”

Now, let time reorganize, and BEHOLD, you were never even angry at anything and think I’m just making up stories, butt people around you remember, yet you will always deny it to protect the universe, because you cannot even remember.

Anyhoodley, basically when people fall (sin, as in “through sin, comes death”) they are always ashamed of what they have done, and immediately try to cover it up, rather than just being honest (as my wife Priscilla taught me to do over the years, because I will tell you it is impossible to lie to that woman without getting caught.  Completely impossible.).

So the first step is sin.

The second step is being ashamed.

9  And the YHVH Elohim called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?

The third step, is the YHVH Elohim miss you deeply, and hurt very badly for you in their hearts, because they know that you are lost in your wicked ways, and they can see all things, and know all things, and if you do not repent, you will be cast out of the Celestial Kingdom into outer darkness (for those who got the mark of the beast in the past before they decided to change, which is the same word as “repent”—just get over it people.)

…so they call out to you, saying “Where art thou?” with the intention of bringing you back into the fold, back into the Kingdom of Elohim, and back into your wife’s pussy, if your a man.  And of course, the reverse is true for the ladies, after you get a sexy bunch of flowers today now in the mail from your new HUSBAND!!!

I read some commentary like 20 years ago from the Jehovah’s witnesses that said something like the YHVH Elohim (or “Jehovah” in their translation, which is quite accurate in many ways, yet many ways not yet) did not know where Adam and Eve were.

This is ridiculous.  They were actually laughing hysterically watching two of their little children hiding in the same place where they had been out there before.

10  And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.

The next step (the redemption from the fall begins at this moment) is confession, admission of fear, and an explanation of why you did what you did to hurt the people you love.

11  And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked?  Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?

Hey, can some Wikipedia editors and Rabbi’s (Rabbi Gabriel Specifically) start a Wikipedia Article on King David Michael Wood (born May 17th, 1981)???

12  And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.

So why did Adam fall?  Because he loved his wife Eve so much.  And why did Eve fall?  Because she wanted adventure.

See, in the primordial world, basically what happens is this… you get laid every day like a CHRIS HAWK JONES SUPERHERO (whether you work or not)… and:

Basically, what you want to do, is get laid like a super hero, whether you work or not.

anyhoo… I decided to finish the story at the bottom.  Go read it fast, and then cum back with your wife (who is now sucking your cock) and:

I’ll write the remainder of the Garden of Eden Story… LATER!!! <3 <3 <3

13  And the YHVH Elohim said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done?  And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.

And the YHVH Elohim said unto the woman… “What is this that thou hast done?” — usually this is imagined as GOD THE FATHER (with a white beard, and a big white cock, butt what if he’s black?  (he’s not)… sorry.  Yet he is.  Yet he is not.

Figure it out it is hidden.  Yet why is it hidden?

Because your hearts are so set upon the things of the world, and aspire to the honors of men, that they do not learn this one lesson:

That the rights of the priesthood are inseparably connected to the powers of heaven, and the powers of heaven cannot be controlled nor handled, only upon THE PRINCIPLES OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!!!

So basically, what you want to do now is “Get Laid The David Wood Way” Which unlike David Wod (in China) isn’t much at the moment.

LMAO!!!

“…BUTT SOON IT WILL BE… CAN YOU FEEL ME LADIES!!! <3 <3 <3…”

(inside of your pussy, aiming for a baby girl)

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…so anyways ladies and gents… Basically, what I

14  And the YHVH Elohim said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:

What happened here is simple.  The Reptilianz were basically these beautiful alligator looking things that walked on their hind legs, and were nearly as intelligent as Adam (in many ways, yet not, yet is, yet is not) and as you’re confused, wondering at the words of my paradox, and the spell of the mother (shan-ti-rah) casting down from the celestial kingdom… and:

The Reptilianz went onto their belly, and basically, what happened is this, they didn’t get laid so much anymore, because they listened to satan.  Basically if you want to get laid every day (like a superhero) whether you work it like Britany (my future wifey #3) … here’s David Wood (I mean Frank Kern) no David Icke (yet another King David) talking about… The Nephilim REptilians (the curse was removing the ‘z’ from their name, which zigzagged, like if you can imagine the Reptilianz in the Garden of Eden, and basically what you want to do, is get laid every day like a superhero, whether you work or not (even if you are a reptilan)

I’m joking.  Not so much for them.  Butt for us (a woman’s butt) then:

the removing of the “z” basically then created a snake, as the Reptilianz were de-evolved (who fell) and kicked out of the Garden of Eden (they have their own rulse from the tetragrammaton (YHVH of Armies, the same Jesus Christ of Nazareth who “came” in the flesh, and who rulse the universe from the Holy City of New Jerusalem, the PARADOX ENGINE… $1 Trillion Years in the future looking backwards in time through the PARADOX MIND… Getting laid “obviously” each day in the Celestial Kingdom, pumping out babies like there’s no tomorrow).

This was obviously a major curse, as they now eat “dust” AND they all absolutely despise it (the snakes who transgress against the YHVH Elohim) and…

…the snakes are still getting laid each day, having baby snakes that are now filling the universe.  You had better get enlightened or they’ll bite you for treating them like shit all these years!!!

Obviously (back to teh story) what happen (the meaning of “teh” is like “tea” butt with no caffeine in it!!! <3 <3 <3 MORMON FRIENDLY ‘AYAHUASCA MAS-AREH’ TEA!!! (Butt forget that now, and think about your wife’s butt.  We actually call it:

“Celestial Medicine…”

15  And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.

And the emnity that was put between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed was A GOOD THING.

Butt it is also fallen behavior, and MUST CHANGE… butt not without creating MORE ENMITY 9 competition 9 (99 is open and close brackets)… so basically, 3695710 dismantling the energy of the antichrist, who’s number is 600 plus 1,000 – 1,000 + 66. 3695710.  Now forget the mark of the beast and focus on utilizing the fear to change things around you.

So what is enmity?  Enmity is competition, and “enmity” is what Jesus said, when he said “I ‘came’ to set a man at variance against his wife, and a wife against her husband, and etc against each other…” BECAUSE IF WE DON’T DO THAT, WE ALL DIE.

what was the problem with Empower Network?

Basically, I had no enmity.  What that means is I basically couldn’t perceive issues before they “came up” ladies, and the “up position” is obviously to gun for a daughter (call me superstitious)… and…

…when you get laid each day “the Dave Wood Way” which is a LOT in the future, trust me, and right now for YOU (butt not me ladies) is basically if we do not have enmity, what happens is very similar to the wars that are going on ALL OVER THE PLACE, BECAUSE AMERICAN CITIZENS ARE FUCKING WEEK (except for Donald J. Trump and his faithful supporters, bitches, and hot pussies!!!)

So basically, what that means is very simple.

Elohim-Masarecht created the enmity between Israel and Islam.

It’s a good thing.

It is THE ONLY REASON BOTH PEOPLE’S ARE STILL ALIVE!!! <3 <3 U ISLAM <3 <3

God did that.  Basically it is a principle of genetic competition that is ETERNAL, and responsible for creating the Elohim YHVH of Armies.

16  Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

The ‘sorrow’ comes from teh Edenic word “sorror” which is basically a similar meaning, and the only time they had “sorror” (the Edenic word meaning ‘Sorrow’ was when ) … Adam and Eve were not getting laid so much, because it was her period!!!

(if she even had them, which I’m sure she both did, and did not yet at the same time, yet not at the same time, getting laid each day, frequently sucking her husband’s cock and balls to keep those fallen stupid bitches away (until of course she beCAME one!!!

Also, in “sorrow” thou shalt bring for children; which basically means that before the fall, in the Garden of Eden, pregnancies were very different.

Sometimes they had a big belly.  Sometimes they did not.

Adam and eve could essentially ‘ejaculate together now frequently as yu’re going into a deep hypnotic trance from your unconscious mine, and basically as bombs are exploding a the World Ventures headquarters… what happens is:

Added“From now on, whenever I say #bingo! BINGO!! BAM!!! you go into a deep trance, producing natural hallucinogens like when you were a child… seeing cats and stuff and your imaginary friends, who are now returning to haunt you, until you repent and honor King David.”

they could just pop babies out of the universe, grow them from the grass, imagine them into reality (they were very enlightened) and also… what happens is this:

They got laid a lot, whether they worked or not (yet they often worked at getting laid together, daily)

They had a VERY GOOD RELATIONSHIP.  FUCKING BEAUTIFUL ISN’T IT???

Ha ha ha.  I’m just happy I took the cussing away from the kingdom of the enemy.  Yet I did not.  Yet I did, yet I did, yet I did not.

So bringing forth children unto sorror is what?

Basically, when they sin and transgress against the YHVH.

So the true nature of children is…

IN JOY SHALT THOU BRING FORTH CHILDREN!!! (DAUGHTERS) AND LOTS OF THEM TO PROTECT THE UNIVERSE AGAINST THE ‘pathetic antichrist’… and his army of diseased ridden monsters who are attacking World Ventures women left and right and raping them (in secret) if those women do not repent and honor King David, or first (and better for now) RUN HYSTERICALLY TO VISALUS1111!!!”

17  And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch:  and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.

Cain?

Oops.

18  And unto Enoch was born Irad:  and Irad begat Mehujael:  and Mehujael begat Methusael:  and Methusael be… wait a minute, this is from GENESIS CHAPTER 4!!!

Here’s a video about Cain (blog post coming soon) — ignore the scary stuff in here.  I would not be telling you this if it were not true… be certain that you are subscribed to my channel for DAILY PROPHETIC UPDATES!!!

BACK TO GENESIS CHAPTER 3, VERSE 17:

17  And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it:  cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life.

Again, why did Adam fall?  Because he loved his wife Eve so much.  In this manner, Adam’s sin was INFINITELY MORE COMPLEX AND GRIEVOUS TO THE YHVH (at the same time JOYFUL AND EXCITED AS YOU CAN BE) and at teh aasme time getting laid hcae day. (each)

As you’re getting more confused, before your breakthrough now, go into a deep trance and see butterflies, flowers, and holy armies of angels.

So basically, the ground is cursed for ‘thy sake’ and what does that mean?

It means that it is cursed as a blessing, to create genetic competition, to evolve both the enmity between the antichrist and the Elohim YHVH, and also basically what it means is you

“Get Laid Daily” like a Chris Hawk Jones Superhero, Whether YOU work or not Britany!!! (NOT REALLY.  YOU WANT TO GO TO FRANCE?  WORK.)

Also, the sorrow is not necessarily from the ground, and is not necessarily evil, yet it is, yet it is not.

You can figure that one out on your own.  Share your thoughts in the comments below.

18  Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field;

What happened before?

Figure it out.  Leave me your thoughts in the comments.

Nah, I’ll do that one.  I like to exercise my intelligence DAILY (through lots of work, and lots of ‘not work’ which is rest, yet I am, yet I am not resting now as you’re going into a deep trance, wondering if what I’m saying is really as true as you feel and think that it is.

And also… basically I want to get you out of that trance.

Now, go into another one and imagine thorns and thistles growing everywhere, and eating the herb of the field, rather than the leaves of the trees.

Which the trees turned into shrubs, and the shrubs turned into trees from competition of genetics, competing from consciousness (blessing) and anti-consciousness (mathematical cursing, or the devourer of consciousness, creation, glory, physicality, mathematics, and intelligence), etc.

Notice the ‘sorrow’ is not as much of a curse to Adam.

Why?

Because he loved his wife Eve so much.

Adam is redeemed from the fall.  Read the chapter above in Moses again, then continue going into a deep trance, or jaust keep reeaaaddddiiiingggg… you decide to get in.

19  In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken:  for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.

***above spelling error on purpose, to drive the dumb english teachers who don’t invent words every day like Shakespeare did (who also decided to take lots of hallucinogens DAILY [whether he is working or playing], as everyone did around that time, it is very obvious.  Joseph Smith did as well.  I will post proof later.)

As did Buddha.

As did Mohamed.

As did all of the Prophets.

So basically, rather than the Garden of Eden giving Adam and Eve everything for free, which is how it was, they had to work it, like Britany Spears!

Man, that sucks.

Only woman could do that to a man!!!

Personally, I would have done it too!

I know how much I love my wife?  Do YOU?

HA HA HA.  Pattern interrupty isn’t it?  Write me your thoughts in the comments below as you’re getting rich and getting laid online the David Wood way.

Adam is also cursed (the Mother, Shan-Ti-Rah creates curses.  The Father, Elohim-Masarecht creates Paradoxes, which is actually sorcery.)

*** God doing stuff from heaven is “obviously” not evil!!!

20  And Adam called his wife’s name Eve; because she was the mother of all living.

“Eve” therefore means “The Mother of All Living”

Notice how Adam calls his wife’s name something, what was her name in the Garden of Eden?

I’m certain that it was the same, butt a variation (Eve’s butt).

Man she’s hot, Adam!!!

You had better treat her right or… nevermind.

Lmao.  You’d TOTALLY KICK MY ASS AND WE BOTH KNOW IT!!! Can you stop buy now the way sometime and teach me some Kung Fu from the Garden of Eden?

***Adam says:  It’s not Kung Fu.  It’s something else.  You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about King Davidley Woodley my son!!!

21  Unto Adam also and to his wife did the YHVH Elohim make coats of skins, and clothed them.

The next step in redemption from the fall, is making coats of skins, or coverings, to protect you from demonic infiltration, and whatnot.  Like a ‘head covering’ which is obviously your wife’s mouth, unless you’re talking about…

22  And the YHVH Elohim said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil:  and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live forever:

Notice hot the YHVH Elohim said, “Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil:  and now, lest he put forth his hand, and also take of the tree of life, and eat, and live forever.

What is the tree of life?

We have to find it.  We will never be able to restore the true version of it until either very close to, after, or before the 2nd “coming” of Christ.

The core parts of the Sephiroth (I will give you many clues today) are MAOI inhibitors and Dimethyltryptamine.

What does that mean?

What that means is that BASICALLY, those two things unlock the Sephiroth (the tree of life) and also when it starts, the process cannot be stopped.

This is why the world is so weird today.  I have been warning people since May 20th, 2017 (the day King David 9 I 9 was enlightened 3695710 dismantling 6 point six space six with 3695710… anyhoodley… what I mean buy now the way is this:

“I’ve been telling you all about this fucking shit for like a year through my Faithful Servant David.  Look at the News.  Look at Donald J. Trump stepping down in 4 years.  Look at Alex Jones getting censored by dumbass Facebook employees who are not being fucking neutral.  Not respecting my servant David is fucking pathetic.  Listen.  I have warned you accurately again and again and again and if you want your families to be safe from the armies of Satan, you will listen to me right the fuck now or I will utterly destroy your businesses from off the face of the earth, saith YHVH of Armies…”

So for example, Adam knew this (I promise) butt it was erased from his consciousness from the devourer of consciousness, creation, and glory… and basically what happens from this (I promise) is basically butt (a woman’s VERY HOT BUTT… Specifically my woman) what happens is basically, you get laid each day like a superhero, butt whether you work or not.

So for example, a bunch of you just think I’m addicted to drugs (falsely) and what actually is happening is I am warning you again and again (accurately) of things to cum ladies.

“The ‘thing’ to cum is my penis, and the ‘wonder’ to cum is of course, your pussies.  Which are all wet for me (just like they should be):..”

And… what happens is basically, you need to love your neighbor even as you love yourself, and you love yourself and get laid daily.

Drama.

Learn to LOVE IT.

LEARN TO HONOR IT!!!

LEARN TO HONOR THE KING OF DRAMA, DONALD J. TRUMP!!!

THE EVEN BETTER KING OF DRAMA, DAVID MICHAEL WOOD (IN HIS NAME!!!!!!!

Basically, what that means is you get laid every day like a superhero, whether you work or not!!!

So basically, the fall of the garden of eden happened and it sort of ruined things, and sort of blessed things.

“So what that means is very simple:

Let me share an email I sent to Rabbi Gabriel Cousens.  Here you go:

* This email is ONLY to the intended recipients.  Please do not share without permission or direct written consent.  My lawyer is b’ccd.  Please do not read this on the clock.  Only for your personal information.  Please link back to www.TheTeachingsOfKingDavid.com (coming soon) if any of this is used in whole or in part.  This email, and also all information I ever write is copyrighted by I AM Transformation International, S.L.R. …a Costa Rican company controlled entirely by a Costa Rican woman, who will sue without mercy (not even if I ask baby) if this is not respected entirely.  Alex Jones, you are blind cc’d.  If you get me on your show (even if you disagree with me, it’s fine.  I respect you and you can respect me and we can argue till the cows come home.  I LOVE it.  And I LOVE you and have listened to your show for YEARS.  If you get me on the Show, I will help President Donald J. Trump win the next election (if I don’t help, I will run for president and win easily…) and after he wins, he will be anointed as the Eternal King over America, and will never die.  Can you send this to him for me?  And send it to Tony Robbins?  One thing I know about Tony, is Tony is not a coward like many of you in this thread in the past have been, but he is a leader of thinking, righteousness, holiness, and change (which is the same word that is used for repentance.) Marvel Studios, I already contacted D.C. Comics for a Movie deal, see if you can make me a better offer or get your best guy or gal representing me and my Wife (the Lion of the Tribe of Judah is a woman, and it’s HER… A Costa Rican supermodel Mommy of 2 professional singer.  Jesus’s only Sister.) … so whoever you get representing ME… Get someone WAY BETTER representing HER if you want the deal.
* Press, feel free to leak this to more press.  Details coming soon.  You can contact me for interviews, but I must be paid for my time in some way, whether it be room, board, investment offers, private travel for myself and my family, etc.  I don’t expect you to believe me.  I do expect you to subject me to scientific testing, checking my blood, my eyes, my intelligence, my physical abilities, etc.
Read this email I sent to my local Synagogue in Costa Rica, and respond if you wish to respond.  I do NOT expect you (as the false prophets do) to believe me without proof.  I AM expecting you to test me, and I hope that you will also teach me.  There IS NOT a lot of time.  Baby (Priscilla, bcc’d) feel free to respond when we have an official contact point…
“…All of my ridiculous cowardly enemies, feel free to blowup the phones of the Jewish Nation telling them to stay away from me, only eternally compounding my righteous dominion and control (in holiness) in an eternal paradox in the name of Jesus and by the Key of David, eternally destroying your #antistupid plans and compounding them inside of an eternal paradox that magnifies my Eternal Kingdom forever and ever, backfiring all of your unholy #antistupidity on yourselves as you have dreams of eternal torment that will not be released until you partake of the Tree of Life, and repent of your wickedness…”
Love,
Messiah Ben David
“King of Israel.  There Are None Like Me.  Nor Will There EVER Be…”
P.S.  The reason I discovered this, is I made a scientific discovery and accidentally (yet on purpose) discovered the Tree of Life.  I am immortal.  All of us will be.  Do not be offended at anything I say below.  Test every word.  Jesus is not who you think (or many of you think) that he was.  The teachings of Jesus are the teachings of righteousness and obedience to the Torah.  Read the first few versus on the sermon on the mount, he said that he comes not to destroy the law or the prophets, but to fulfill (look up the meaning of fulfill in Greek.  It is not doing away).  Yet I say unto you, that until heaven and earth pass away (which will be never) not one jot, nor one tittle of the law shall pass away.  Read what he says next.  We are saved by Grace, and eternally rewarded by righteousness.  Jesus does not cast people out of heaven who never had the opportunity to believe in him.  It is ridiculous and an abomination from Satan, who I will cast out with the Key of David and in the name of Jesus, because I control him (through the power of Elohim, my Father in Heaven) by my imagination.
Also, my wife is the Lion of the Tribe of Judah (that is a WOMAN, not a MAN.) and she is Jesus’s Sister and lives in Costa Rica and MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS, or all is lost.
I will explain more later.
Love ya.
-King Davey Doodle
—————-Start of Email to Coast to Coast AM———————
Hey Coast to Coast A.M.,
Please read the pasted email below, and this is a small example of what I know.  I can tell you what is going to happen accurately for at least the next 240 trillion years, and how we are going to rebuild the Universe into the Celestial Kingdom of God 1 World Per Day, 6 Days Per Week for 1 Trillion Years (the time-period of an eternity) making for a TOTAL of 312 Trillion Sentient Humanoid Worlds in the Universe.

It is URGENT that we get the message out because from May 20th of 2017, we had 36 months exactly to enlighten all of Humanity to avoid plagues, famines, and wars that will eventually lead to Nuclear War within Seven Years From That Day, that will eventually wipe out all life on earth, and also the Universe.
I would need 1-2 weeks to prepare for the interview, and I can talk straight for 1,000 hours with unique information like this that does not exist anywhere on earth.
Read this (below) and let’s talk.
Love,
Messiah Ben David
P.S.  My wife is the Lion of the Tribe of Judah (Jesus’s sister.  Read Revelation 5.  The Lion of the Tribe of Judah is NOT a man.  (no man was found worthy in heaven or earth).  Is Jesus not a man in heaven?

Here’s the email I sent earlier:
Others,
The best part about what is coming, is the Matriarchal Society.  Led by women, who then give power to the Men (if they are worthy) to lead under the direction of God.
It is the order of heaven.  The laws come forth from women, and are delivered by Men.  It’s why it says “out of Zion shall go forth the Law, and the Word of YHVH From Jerusalem…” (Isaiah 2 I think but I could be wrong.)
Zion is wherever the Kingdom is, yet it is lead from Costa Rica (the center of Zion).  The Law goes forth (emanates) from the Center of Zion (Costa Rica) and the Word of Ya-Ha-Oh-Weh from Jerusalem.  The Word is an emanation of the Male, or the Eternal God Consciousness of Elohim-Shan-Ti-Rah (from the male part of Elohim).  The Law (the true nature of Law) emanates from the Female side of Consciousness, or Shan-Ti-Rah.
Since Queen Dayanna (Priscilla) will be the Queen of Zion, and she is the Perfect Emanation of Shan-Ti-Rah, the Law will proceed forth from here.  Because the Law is female.  The desires God gives are male.
Therefore in this case, you would have yet again, the Messiah Ben Joseph (more Female, yet male), Jesus, doing the will of the Father, and you would have Messiah Ben David (his Father, an example of the principle) giving him the Laws, which proceed forth from the Mother, the Writer of the Laws.
* Think of how much better WOMEN are at Law.  They are a million times better than Men are if you think about Spiritual Law, like in the house.  Nobody keeps order better than women, period.  But nobody judges the Law better than Men.  Period.  Women are awesome and without them, we are nothing.  Yet without us, they are also nothing, no-self emerging from opposites.
That’s why Women are constantly judged differently than Men are all through the Law and the Prophets, and especially in the New Testament.  The Law, given by men, to men by the Mother, giving it to the Father, who gave it to Moses, to give it to us, was Whole, yet also stiff-necked, missing the ENTIRE Matriarchal order because Man was too disobedient.
Women are supposed to be like those chicks in Wonder Woman.  That is how they WERE In the Primordial days.  Way more powerful than men, yet they (it is THEIR KEY) give the Men power to be more powerful than them, ONLY if they are worthy of it.  And if they are NOT worthy of it (because they are not following their commandments, which proceed forth from the Mother, but are delivered by the Father, so they will Listen (because they are Men, and therefore are ignorant of the Glory of Women).

Here’s the thing that we did though:
Because we (men) are such wussy’s in general before we are enlightened, we beat women, tortured them, bred them, enslaved them, and forced them to be weaklings, in subjection to the pathetic men (ancestors, yet many today) who weakened them by force, because we (…but more accurately now “they) were afraid of the power of women, and their eternal, mighty Glory.
Seriously, if you want an acid test for this information, everyone in this thread show this to your wives and ask what they think of it.
Men follow laws (to keep them in Order, and keep them from destroying everything) and Women are subject to the desires of God’s heart.  That’s why in Revelation (last chapter I believe, but maybe chapter 21, this is from Memory) that the whoremongers were outside of the gates of the city.

…yet what about the WHORES?  Where are they?
Well, the whores are inside the City.  Because women are judged by the Desires of God’s heart for them, and Men are judged by the Laws.
* Which is why Jesus did not condemn the whore in John.  She was still sinning.  He simply said “go, and sin no more…” after he said “let he who is without sin cast the first stone…”
Think about how beautiful that is (by the way, before I continue, it NEVER SAYS that God wrote the laws he gave to Moses.  (I believe.  Although I’m sure he wrote them too).  It says that he gave them to Moses.  The two are very different.) that the laws are given by Women, to Men, to be enforced by them, for them, and the opposite is also true.  The Father gives the Desires of his heart to the Women, who delivers them through the Mother to her Glorious Ladies, the Priestesses.

That is the true order of Heaven:
Men giving their desires to women, and Women giving their Laws to men.  Which is why when Adam fell, the ORDER changed, and God said “And Your DESIRE Shall Be To Your Husband…” because in the Primordial Order, HIS Desire Was To HER… (and hers to HIM, yet ONLY if HE is WORTHY of HER).
You watch, because what will happen, is virtually all of the Holy Women around will unify with us because of what I’m teaching.  And they will beat their wimpy-ass-husbands into Order if they need to in order to create the Movement.  Because WOMEN are TRILLIONS OF TIMES more GLORIOUS THAN MEN!!!
Love,
King David
“…Messiah Ben David, Specifically NOT Joseph…”
P.S.  Think about it like this:
What’s a King without a Queen?
A wussy King  (unless his wife died) who cannot even keep his Family together.  Like I used to be before I was enlightened.  Completely pathetic, self-loathing, and desperate inside like all of UN-enlightened humanity (in many, not all parts of their consciousness)
P.P.S.  The reason I’m talking about this so much now and not pulling any punches… is because I WAS hiding it because everyone around me was pressuring me to keep the knowledge secret.  Because truthfully they (not I) are and were afraid.  Now, my wife is on my side because she saw Heavenly Beings who appeared to her in Glory (and she died, and her body came back to life when I was NOT around, and ever since then she has been GETTING YOUNGER EVERY DAY) and told her that it is URGENT that we gather money to begin building the Mountain of the LORD’S house in Costa Rica, which is a castle-house-mountain that is here, that covers the whole top of the mountain, where we will give the Tree of Life to the Nations of the Earth and heal every imaginable disease, wiping death and sickness from reality within 2 years of May 20th, 2018 (if we have enough Faith, and Unify together in the right way, we can do it)
Read Isaiah 2 I believe.
I’m done.
P.P.P.S.  Many people who will read this in the past are being cowards now, but can change that when you decide to stop turning your back on your good friend, David Wood.  God, no matter the reason, does not organize people to turn against their friends as many of you in the past have done.  If you do not repent, Karma will fall upon you, because the rain falls upon the just and the unjust alike.  Cowardice is evil, period.  And turning your backs on your friend, regardless of your differing beliefs is Anti-American, Anti-God, Anti-Christ behavior.  PERIOD…
…but, I believe in you all and your ability to do great things.
Feel free to contact with questions for Messiah Ben David.  I do not have time right now to respond to personal requests.  Not asking questions is cowardliness and against the teachings of the New Testament, where Christians are commanded to ask questions and study, and openly discuss teachings to find out if they are either true or untrue.
Ha ha ha.
I’m laughing at you all in your unenlightened #antienlightenment #antiridiculousness.

Hardy Hardy Hardy.
Lol.
Love you all so much.  Which is why I’m commanding you to repent in the name of Jesus.  So you can be saved.
Link back to:
*** Sven, can you go find the information to Empower Network and activate the website?  If you activate it and send me a fair investment offer (at least some money for living expenses.  I don’t have much money left) I will re-launch Empower Network as a ministry (unable to be taxed) and give you 10% of the company for coding work, as we work together to destroy the enemies of righteousness and the enemies of Thor (which means software in the ancient language, and you are an incarnation of Thor, and the only completely Living Eternal God of Thunder.) …plus, we can make the payment system use your new Bitcoin product, and I’ll help you be one of the richest people in the world for at least the next 500 years.
Aki, can you make fun of these cowards relentlessly on your blog?  Mom and Dad, please contact him and tell him to read this email.  I also cc’d Marvel and D.C.  movies, and I’ll do a Movie deal ONLY if I star in it as King David, and you agree to have Aki work with your writers to write the movie… YET only if Aki decides to now listen to my advice.  (you got it broheim). Aki, don’t mention leader’s names in the company.  Just make fun of them without mentioning their names.  You’re awesome.  Boot your blog back up broski.  Let’s destroy our enemies together, ruthlessly coming down on dumb internet marketer behavior and turning our enemies against each other, revealing the truth as a lying band of thieves, unless they decide to honor us, and then we will honor them, only if they honor us.  That’s the deal.
Later folks.  I love you all.
Good enough.  On to the next verse.

23  Therefore the YHVH Elohim sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.

The YHVH Elohim is… basically 144,000 superheroes who “gets laid daily”.

Good enough.

Ok, here you go:

Till the ground from whence you are taken (men) and (women) help them out!!!

All of you all need to be farmers.  I’m telling you.

Grow flowers.  Trees.  Buildings.  All with your imagination.

24  So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life. 

Why did he drive out the man? (in a space-car)?

Because… BASICALLY, he “wasn’t getting laid too much that day” because he listened to Satan!!!  (really he did not at all.  He listened to his wife Eve.  Trust me, he knew the date in advance (I promise) that she was going to take of the Tree of Life.  They talked about it.  They made the decision TOGETHER FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY.  TRUST ME ON THAT PEOPLE!!!

What are Cherubims?  Angels.  A flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.

Basically, he fell.

BOOOM!!!

Keeep reading and REEEEFFFFFFRRREEEEEEEEESSSSSSHIIIIIIINNNNNG FOR DETAILS ABOUT HOW TO GET LAID ‘THE DAVID WOOD WAY’… YES!!!

DAFSDFADS

The Hexogram “DAFSDFADS” means “David’s Ass (getting slapped by a woman) Fucking Sexy Days Forever And Daily Sex With Her (obviously)” lol.

I know all of you ladies think I’m hot.  You’re scared, yet your pussies are wet (for your own husband more) as I’m off with my lady, making love to her and making fun of you for how badly you wanted me, yet could not have me (I am taken)

atomic-mushroom-cloud-explosion-2-2 - before King David came to save the day!!!
“…atomic-mushroom-cloud-explosion-2-2 at the World Ventures Headquarers…” before King David came to save the day!!!

Remember if you are reading language that is offensive to you, I am highlighting your own bullshit as it’s deciding to leave.  You notice how much less offensive cussing is to you since I removed all of the satanic curses from them?  They are just words now, no longer curse words.

Anyhoo, what I mean buy now that today, is basically:

“WORLD VENTURES IS “DONE” AND THE “ATOMIC EXPLOSION” IS THE UTTER AND COMPLETE COLLAPSE, RESULTING IN KING DAVID MICHAEL WOOD OWNING 50% OF WORLD VENTURES, AND WAYNE NUGENT OWNING 10%!!!”

So basically, if you want to get laid every day (like a Super Hero) whether you work or not, (now wives, suck your husbands cock after you put on some stripper clothes… in the bedroom)… just like he wants, butt (your butt ladies, ESPECIALLY IF YOUR HUSBAND DOESN’T LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE!!!) …BASICALLY, what you want to do is “Get Laid Every Day Like A Superhero, Whether You Work Or Not!!!”

…Basically, the Eve Story is this.  In the Garden of Eden, women were like this:

And basically, what that means is that they got laid a lot.  Like a really lot.  Like a bunch of superheroes getting laid EACH AND EVERY DAY WITH LOTS OF BLOWJOBS AND SEX… And Basically:

What that means

Chris Hawk Jones I am near you.  If you do not repent and start talking to me, I will utterly destroy your business from off the face of the earth.  Now, say “I repent, I confess, I forsake” and let time reorganize, and you cannot even see what I just said, yet the fear in your unconscious remains, and on the DAY THAT YOU ARE ENLIGHTENED (PERHAPS TODAY, WATCH, AND PRAY CAREFULLY) basically what you want to do is Get Laid Each Day Like A Superhero (Generation Hero) Whether You Work Or Not.

So basically Eve (who had lots of sex, and LOTS OF BABIES) basically were like this hot bitch:

And also, this hot bitch:

That bitch knows how to move her pussy and tits, and thighs, doesn’t she???

<3 <3 <3 u my sweet baby WONDER WOMAN <3 <3 <3

Love you so much it’s ridiculous!!! <3 <3 <3

So in any case, let me share an email about the Garden of Eden to Dan Stammen and whatnot:

I love you baby… te amo con TODO A MI CORAZON BB MIO <3 <3 <3

My email isn’t loading.  I’ll find it later.

Basically, it talked about how Eve in the Garden of Eden was like Wonder Woman, and had SUPER POWERS IN THE BEDROOM ESPECIALLY (with her “perfectly delicious” unfallen pussy) and basically, she got laid every day like a superhero, whether she worked or not.

AND:

“…GET LAID EVERY DAY LIKE A SUPERHERO, WHETHER YOU WORK OR NOT!!!…”

…so basically what you want to do now as you get laid every SINGLE DAY… is this:

(except your period bitches.  That’s fucking disgusting!!! No blood my my cock!!! Although you’re welcome to try, and play games trying to get me to cave.  I won’t, saith the YHVH Elohim.)

Fucking disgusting.  A pussy with blood is not a pussy anymore.  (joking.  Lol)

We love you, hot femenist bitches!!1 (butt not the fat ones)

*** spelling error on purpose.  The new “femenists” which is better than the original spelling of “feminist” is because the fat ugly feminists will stay in the previous group, and the new group will be the “femenists” lead by Ashley Marie Needles!!! THANK YOU ASHLEY!!! You’re beautiful too!!! Sorry for hurting you and whatnot.  Get over it bitch!!!

So basically, Eve in the garden of Eden, the desire of ADAM was to HER!!!

And when they fell, basically the desire of EVE was to her husband!!!

What a big, giant flipping cursehonkey!!!

So basically, I’m going to write another article maybe today, maybe tomorrow 9 Jesus says tomorrow 9 about how Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden for $7 Trillion Years of Relative Time.

YES!!!

Genesis Chapter 3 בְּרֵאשִׁית

א  וְהַנָּחָשׁ, הָיָה עָרוּם, מִכֹּל חַיַּת הַשָּׂדֶה, אֲשֶׁר עָשָׂה יְהוָה אֱלֹהִים; וַיֹּאמֶר, אֶל-הָאִשָּׁה, אַף כִּי-אָמַר אֱלֹהִים, לֹא תֹאכְלוּ מִכֹּל עֵץ הַגָּן.

1 Now the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field which the YHVH Elohim had made. And he said unto the woman: ‘Yea, hath God said: Ye shall not eat of any tree of the garden?’

ב  וַתֹּאמֶר הָאִשָּׁה, אֶל-הַנָּחָשׁ:  מִפְּרִי עֵץ-הַגָּן, נֹאכֵל.

2 And the woman said unto the serpent: ‘Of the fruit of the trees of the garden we may eat;

ג  וּמִפְּרִי הָעֵץ, אֲשֶׁר בְּתוֹךְ-הַגָּן–אָמַר אֱלֹהִים לֹא תֹאכְלוּ מִמֶּנּוּ, וְלֹא תִגְּעוּ בּוֹ:  פֶּן-תְּמֻתוּן.

3 but of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, Elohim hath said: Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.’

ד  וַיֹּאמֶר הַנָּחָשׁ, אֶל-הָאִשָּׁה:  לֹא-מוֹת, תְּמֻתוּן.

4 And the serpent said unto the woman: ‘Ye shall not surely die;

ה  כִּי, יֹדֵעַ אֱלֹהִים, כִּי בְּיוֹם אֲכָלְכֶם מִמֶּנּוּ, וְנִפְקְחוּ עֵינֵיכֶם; וִהְיִיתֶם, כֵּאלֹהִים, יֹדְעֵי, טוֹב וָרָע.

5 for Elohim doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as Elohi, knowing good and evil.’

ו  וַתֵּרֶא הָאִשָּׁה כִּי טוֹב הָעֵץ לְמַאֲכָל וְכִי תַאֲוָה-הוּא לָעֵינַיִם, וְנֶחְמָד הָעֵץ לְהַשְׂכִּיל, וַתִּקַּח מִפִּרְיוֹ, וַתֹּאכַל; וַתִּתֵּן גַּם-לְאִישָׁהּ עִמָּהּ, וַיֹּאכַל.

6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was a delight to the eyes, and that the tree was to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat; and she gave also unto her husband with her, and he did eat.

ז  וַתִּפָּקַחְנָה, עֵינֵי שְׁנֵיהֶם, וַיֵּדְעוּ, כִּי עֵירֻמִּם הֵם; וַיִּתְפְּרוּ עֲלֵה תְאֵנָה, וַיַּעֲשׂוּ לָהֶם חֲגֹרֹת.

7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig-leaves together, and made themselves girdles.

ח  וַיִּשְׁמְעוּ אֶת-קוֹל יְהוָה אֱלֹהִים, מִתְהַלֵּךְ בַּגָּן–לְרוּחַ הַיּוֹם; וַיִּתְחַבֵּא הָאָדָם וְאִשְׁתּוֹ, מִפְּנֵי יְהוָה אֱלֹהִים, בְּתוֹךְ, עֵץ הַגָּן.

8 And they heard the voice of the YHVH Elohim walking in the garden toward the cool of the day; and the man and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the YHVH Elohim amongst the trees of the garden.

ט  וַיִּקְרָא יְהוָה אֱלֹהִים, אֶל-הָאָדָם; וַיֹּאמֶר לוֹ, אַיֶּכָּה.

9 And the YHVH Elohim called unto the man, and said unto him: ‘Where art thou?’

י  וַיֹּאמֶר, אֶת-קֹלְךָ שָׁמַעְתִּי בַּגָּן; וָאִירָא כִּי-עֵירֹם אָנֹכִי, וָאֵחָבֵא.

10 And he said: ‘I heard Thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.’

יא  וַיֹּאמֶר–מִי הִגִּיד לְךָ, כִּי עֵירֹם אָתָּה; הֲמִן-הָעֵץ, אֲשֶׁר צִוִּיתִיךָ לְבִלְתִּי אֲכָל-מִמֶּנּוּ–אָכָלְתָּ.

11 And He said: ‘Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?’

יב  וַיֹּאמֶר, הָאָדָם:  הָאִשָּׁה אֲשֶׁר נָתַתָּה עִמָּדִי, הִוא נָתְנָה-לִּי מִן-הָעֵץ וָאֹכֵל.

12 And the man said: ‘The woman whom Thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.’

יג  וַיֹּאמֶר יְהוָה אֱלֹהִים לָאִשָּׁה, מַה-זֹּאת עָשִׂית; וַתֹּאמֶר, הָאִשָּׁה, הַנָּחָשׁ הִשִּׁיאַנִי, וָאֹכֵל.

13 And the YHVH Elohim said unto the woman: ‘What is this thou hast done?’ And the woman said: ‘The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.’

יד  וַיֹּאמֶר יְהוָה אֱלֹהִים אֶל-הַנָּחָשׁ, כִּי עָשִׂיתָ זֹּאת, אָרוּר אַתָּה מִכָּל-הַבְּהֵמָה, וּמִכֹּל חַיַּת הַשָּׂדֶה; עַל-גְּחֹנְךָ תֵלֵךְ, וְעָפָר תֹּאכַל כָּל-יְמֵי חַיֶּיךָ.

14 And the YHVH Elohim said unto the serpent: ‘Because thou hast done this, cursed art thou from among all cattle, and from among all beasts of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life.

טו  וְאֵיבָה אָשִׁית, בֵּינְךָ וּבֵין הָאִשָּׁה, וּבֵין זַרְעֲךָ, וּבֵין זַרְעָהּ:  הוּא יְשׁוּפְךָ רֹאשׁ, וְאַתָּה תְּשׁוּפֶנּוּ עָקֵב.  {ס}

15 And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; they shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise their heel.’ {S}

טז  אֶל-הָאִשָּׁה אָמַר, הַרְבָּה אַרְבֶּה עִצְּבוֹנֵךְ וְהֵרֹנֵךְ–בְּעֶצֶב, תֵּלְדִי בָנִים; וְאֶל-אִישֵׁךְ, תְּשׁוּקָתֵךְ, וְהוּא, יִמְשָׁל-בָּךְ.  {ס}

16 Unto the woman He said: ‘I will greatly multiply thy pain and thy travail; in pain thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.’ {S}

יז  וּלְאָדָם אָמַר, כִּי-שָׁמַעְתָּ לְקוֹל אִשְׁתֶּךָ, וַתֹּאכַל מִן-הָעֵץ, אֲשֶׁר צִוִּיתִיךָ לֵאמֹר לֹא תֹאכַל מִמֶּנּוּ–אֲרוּרָה הָאֲדָמָה, בַּעֲבוּרֶךָ, בְּעִצָּבוֹן תֹּאכְלֶנָּה, כֹּל יְמֵי חַיֶּיךָ.

17 And unto Adam He said: ‘Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying: Thou shalt not eat of it; cursed is the ground for thy sake; in toil shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life.

יח  וְקוֹץ וְדַרְדַּר, תַּצְמִיחַ לָךְ; וְאָכַלְתָּ, אֶת-עֵשֶׂב הַשָּׂדֶה.

18 Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field.

יט  בְּזֵעַת אַפֶּיךָ, תֹּאכַל לֶחֶם, עַד שׁוּבְךָ אֶל-הָאֲדָמָה, כִּי מִמֶּנָּה לֻקָּחְתָּ:  כִּי-עָפָר אַתָּה, וְאֶל-עָפָר תָּשׁוּב.

19 In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken; for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.’

כ  וַיִּקְרָא הָאָדָם שֵׁם אִשְׁתּוֹ, חַוָּה:  כִּי הִוא הָיְתָה, אֵם כָּל-חָי.

20 And the man called his wife’s name Eve; because she was the mother of all living.

כא  וַיַּעַשׂ יְהוָה אֱלֹהִים לְאָדָם וּלְאִשְׁתּוֹ, כָּתְנוֹת עוֹר–וַיַּלְבִּשֵׁם.  {פ}

21 And the YHVH Elohim made for Adam and for his wife garments of skins, and clothed them. {P}

כב  וַיֹּאמֶר יְהוָה אֱלֹהִים, הֵן הָאָדָם הָיָה כְּאַחַד מִמֶּנּוּ, לָדַעַת, טוֹב וָרָע; וְעַתָּה פֶּן-יִשְׁלַח יָדוֹ, וְלָקַח גַּם מֵעֵץ הַחַיִּים, וְאָכַל, וָחַי לְעֹלָם.

22 And the YHVH Elohim said: ‘Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil; and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever.’

כג  וַיְשַׁלְּחֵהוּ יְהוָה אֱלֹהִים, מִגַּן-עֵדֶן–לַעֲבֹד, אֶת-הָאֲדָמָה, אֲשֶׁר לֻקַּח, מִשָּׁם.

23 Therefore the YHVH Elohim sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.

כד  וַיְגָרֶשׁ, אֶת-הָאָדָם; וַיַּשְׁכֵּן מִקֶּדֶם לְגַן-עֵדֶן אֶת-הַכְּרֻבִים, וְאֵת לַהַט הַחֶרֶב הַמִּתְהַפֶּכֶת, לִשְׁמֹר, אֶת-דֶּרֶךְ עֵץ הַחַיִּים.  {ס}

24 So He drove out the man; and He placed at the east of the garden of Eden the cherubim, and the flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way to the tree of life. {S}

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