Ok, here’s the deal:

It’s the Sabbath, so I’m going to keep this short.  Here is something a good friend of mine asked one time, as he was in a deep and prayerful trance:

“…Father, I ask you to ask Your Father To Ask The Most High Elohim To Complete The Paradox According To His Will, For The Safety Of All Concerned, Letting Both Righteousness And Wickedness Emerge From The HOLY Sabbath Day.  IN THE NAME OF JESUS!!!”

Jesus With His Wife, Shai-Nai-Mas-Areh, Or The Holy Spirit.
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I’ll finish the rest after sundown.  It’s been enough words by now.

Alright, I’m back.  After that, my good friend, the mysterious stranger… you want to know what he said?  After this manner, pray ye:

“Father, I ask you to give me inspiration, and life, and energy, and Celestial Light, the Light Of Christ… To Complete The Sabbath Request!!!”

The Father says:

“I have already completed the Paradox.  There is no need to even write the 9 rules, however you can if you want.”

“However, I would prefer to simply give you the 9 rules, backwards in time from the future from the time that you actually receive them, know them, and understand them.”

Watch this video about going through time in a 1985 DeLorean:

…as you’re going into a deep, deep trance, remembering being small like a young child, searching for his Mother’s tits for milk, resting on the Sabbath Day, every day, playing as a little child, running around in a park.

And he said:


By the authority of the Melchizedek Priesthood which I, King David hold, and the Key of David, and the Key of Elohim, LET a Paradox following the instructions above in this post, and then explain it to me, and I will simply write it.

And Elohim saith:

“It Is Already Done, My Son David.”

Therefore, let these 9 rules apply, backwards in time:

Sabbath Paradox Rule #1) The Sabbath Shall Be A Day Of Rest.  For As It Is Written:

9 Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:

10  But the seventh day is the sabbath of the YHVH thy Elohim in vain; for the YHVH will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

11  For in six days the YHVH made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the YHVH blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.

Sabbath Paradox Rule #2)  Let the cursings and blessings multiply for dishonoring, and honoring the sabbath day, for both men and women who love the YHVH.  For It Is Written:

12 And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,

13 Speak thou also unto the children of Israel, saying, Verily my sabbaths ye shall keep: for it is a sign between me and you throughout your generations; that ye may know that I am the Lord that doth sanctify you.

14 Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death: for whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people.

15 Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the Lord: whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.

16 Wherefore the children of Israel shall keep the sabbath, to observe the sabbath throughout their generations, for a perpetual covenant.

17 It is a sign between me and the children of Israel for ever: for in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, and on the seventh day he rested, and was refreshed.

18 And he gave unto Moses, when he had made an end of communing with him upon mount Sinai, two tables of testimony, tables of stone, written with the finger of God.

Sabbath Paradox Rule #2) For those who rest on the SABBATH DAY, let their blessings multiply, their consciousness restore as a new born baby, let their bodies be filled with life, let new marrow run in their bones, let their diseases heal, let their genetic ailments be abolished, and let them prosper in all that they do, like a tree, planted in the rivers of waters, and whatsoever he doeth shall prosper.  For it is written:

1 John 1 King James Version (KJV)

That which was from the beginning, which we have heard, which we have seen with our eyes, which we have looked upon, and our hands have handled, of the Word of life;

(For the life was manifested, and we have seen it, and bear witness, and shew unto you that eternal life, which was with the Father, and was manifested unto us;)

That which we have seen and heard declare we unto you, that ye also may have fellowship with us: and truly our fellowship is with the Father, and with his Son Jesus Christ.

And these things write we unto you, that your joy may be full.

This then is the message which we have heard of him, and declare unto you, that God is light, and in him is no darkness at all.

If we say that we have fellowship with him, and walk in darkness, we lie, and do not the truth:

But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.

If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

10 If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.


Psalm 1 King James Version (KJV)

Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.

But his delight is in the law of the Lord; and in his law doth he meditate day and night.

And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that bringeth forth his fruit in his season; his leaf also shall not wither; and whatsoever he doeth shall prosper.

The ungodly are not so: but are like the chaff which the wind driveth away.

Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.

For the Lord knoweth the way of the righteous: but the way of the ungodly shall perish.

Sabbath Paradox Rule #3)  They shall begin falling by the hands of their enemies, who do not honor the Sabbath day, and keep it HOLY, as the curses, and the blessings shall also multiply, saith the YHVH. For it is written:

Exodus 31:14 reads, “Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death; for whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people.”

Sabbath Paradox Rule #4)  Thy servant, the mysterious stranger saith:  I ask you, Father, to ask the Most High Elohim, to ask the Most Holy Elohim to CREATE THE SABBATH DAY, backwards in time from the FUTURE… from the Universe Engine, according to your rules, and according to your specifications.  For it is written:

Revelation 21 (NIV)

Then I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away, and there was no longer any sea.
I saw the Holy City, the new Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God, prepared as a bride beautifully dressed for her husband.
And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, “Now the dwelling of God is with men, and he will live with them. They will be his people, and God himself will be with them and be their God.
He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away.”
He who was seated on the throne said, “I am making everything new!” Then he said, “Write this down, for these words are trustworthy and true.”
He said to me: “It is done. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End. To him who is thirsty I will give to drink without cost from the spring of the water of life.
He who overcomes will inherit all this, and I will be his God and he will be my son.
But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars–their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.”
One of the seven angels who had the seven bowls full of the seven last plagues came and said to me, “Come, I will show you the bride, the wife of the Lamb.”
And he carried me away in the Spirit to a mountain great and high, and showed me the Holy City, Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God.
It shone with the glory of God, and its brilliance was like that of a very precious jewel, like a jasper, clear as crystal.
It had a great, high wall with twelve gates, and with twelve angels at the gates. On the gates were written the names of the twelve tribes of Israel.
There were three gates on the east, three on the north, three on the south and three on the west.
The wall of the city had twelve foundations, and on them were the names of the twelve apostles of the Lamb.
The angel who talked with me had a measuring rod of gold to measure the city, its gates and its walls.
The city was laid out like a square, as long as it was wide. He measured the city with the rod and found it to be 12,000 stadia [1] in length, and as wide and high as it is long.
He measured its wall and it was 144 cubits [2] thick, [3] by man’s measurement, which the angel was using.
The wall was made of jasper, and the city of pure gold, as pure as glass.
The foundations of the city walls were decorated with every kind of precious stone. The first foundation was jasper, the second sapphire, the third chalcedony, the fourth emerald,
the fifth sardonyx, the sixth carnelian, the seventh chrysolite, the eighth beryl, the ninth topaz, the tenth chrysoprase, the eleventh jacinth, and the twelfth amethyst. [4]
The twelve gates were twelve pearls, each gate made of a single pearl. The great street of the city was of pure gold, like transparent glass.
I did not see a temple in the city, because the Lord God Almighty and the Lamb are its temple.
The city does not need the sun or the moon to shine on it, for the glory of God gives it light, and the Lamb is its lamp.
The nations will walk by its light, and the kings of the earth will bring their splendor into it.
On no day will its gates ever be shut, for there will be no night there.
The glory and honor of the nations will be brought into it.
Nothing impure will ever enter it, nor will anyone who does what is shameful or deceitful, but only those whose names are written in the Lamb’s book of life.
  1. [16] That is, about 1,400 miles (about 2,200 kilometers)
  2. [17] That is, about 200 feet (about 65 meters)
  3. [17] Or high
  4. [20] The precise identification of some of these precious stones is uncertain.

“…Paradox Rule #5) Let there be light.  For it is written:

And Elohim said, “Let there be light” and there was light.

Paradox Rule #6)  Let women emerge and merge into the earth from the Celestial Kingdom, and the Garden of Eden in the Celestial Kingdom, and also on Earth, multiplying greatly the amount of women, to men, as they (the men) honor the sabbath day.  For it is written:

And Elohim said, let us make man in our image, after our likeness:  and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.  So Elohim created man in his own image, in the image of Elohim created he him; male and female created he them.

Paradox Rule #7)  Let restoration emege from the Universe Engine, $1 trillion years in the future looking backwards in time, operated by the Prophet Joseph Smith in his current resurrected form, the Elohim of Restoration.

For it is written:

“I saw two Personages, whose brightness and glory defy all description, standing above me in the air. One of them spake unto me, calling me by name and said, pointing to the other—This is My Beloved Son. Hear Him!”

From the Life of Joseph Smith

Look at Priscilla and I (David Wood). Now look at this photo. It's our son.
If you take a look at Priscilla and I, then average out our faces, make us more beautiful than when we had Gabriel because we are actually both immortal already… what do you have? You have our son, Jesus, who a Mormon prophet says looks like this photo. Which looks EXACTLY LIKE US (more proof coming later.) What would you pay to meet Jesus’s Father? We’re just getting started. I’ll explain later. Jesus told me I’m ELOHIM. Nice to meet you!!!

Following the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, apostasy gradually became widespread. The Savior’s Apostles were rejected and slain, His teachings were corrupted, and the priesthood of God was taken from the earth. The ancient prophet Amos had foretold a time of apostasy and spiritual darkness: “Behold, the days come, saith the Lord God, that I will send a famine in the land, not a famine of bread, nor a thirst for water, but of hearing the words of the Lord: and they shall wander from sea to sea, and from the north even to the east, they shall run to and fro to seek the word of the Lord, and shall not find it” (Amos 8:11–12).

One of those seeking the word of the Lord that had been lost from the earth was Joseph Smith, a young man living in the rural township of Palmyra, New York, in 1820. Joseph was a strong and active young man with fair skin, light brown hair, and blue eyes, the fifth of eleven children in the family of Joseph Smith Sr. and Lucy Mack Smith. He worked long hours helping his father and older brothers fell trees and plant crops on his family’s thickly wooded, hundred-acre farm. By his mother’s account, he was “a remarkably quiet, well-disposed child,”1 who was “much more given to reflection and deep study” than any of his siblings.2 Young Joseph worked to help support his family and so was able to obtain only enough formal education to know the basics of reading, writing, and arithmetic.

During this time, a spirit of religious fervor was sweeping through the region of western New York where the Smith family lived. The Smiths, like many others, attended the revivals of the Christian denominations in the area. While some of his family members joined with one of the churches, Joseph did not. He later wrote about this time:

“My mind became seriously impressed with regard to the all important concerns for the welfare of my immortal soul, which led me to searching the scriptures, believing, as I was taught, that they contained the word of God. Thus applying myself to them and my intimate acquaintance with those of different denominations led me to marvel exceedingly, for I discovered that they did not adorn their profession by a holy walk and godly conversation agreeable to what I found contained in that sacred depository. This was a grief to my soul. …

“I pondered many things in my heart concerning the situation of the world of mankind—the contentions and divisions, the wickedness and abominations, and the darkness which pervaded the minds of mankind. My mind became exceedingly distressed, for I became convicted of my sins, and by searching the scriptures I found that mankind did not come unto the Lord, but that they had apostatized from the true and living faith, and there was no society or denomination that built upon the gospel of Jesus Christ as recorded in the New Testament, and I felt to mourn for my own sins and for the sins of the world.”3

Young Joseph Smith’s search for truth led him into a grove of trees to ask God for the wisdom he needed. In answer to his prayer, Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ appeared to him, opening the way for the restoration of the gospel in the latter days. This marvelous event is recounted in Joseph Smith’s simple yet eloquent words.

Teachings of Joseph Smith

Joseph Smith’s search for truth teaches that scripture study and sincere prayer invite revelation.

Joseph Smith—History 1:5, 7–13: “There was in the place where we lived an unusual excitement on the subject of religion. It commenced with the Methodists, but soon became general among all the sects in that region of country. Indeed, the whole district of country seemed affected by it, and great multitudes united themselves to the different religious parties, which created no small stir and division amongst the people, some crying, ‘Lo, here!’ and others, ‘Lo, there!’ Some were contending for the Methodist faith, some for the Presbyterian, and some for the Baptist. …

“I was at this time in my fifteenth year. My father’s family was proselyted to the Presbyterian faith, and four of them joined that church, namely, my mother, Lucy; my brothers Hyrum and Samuel Harrison; and my sister Sophronia.

“During this time of great excitement my mind was called up to serious reflection and great uneasiness; but though my feelings were deep and often poignant, still I kept myself aloof from all these parties, though I attended their several meetings as often as occasion would permit. In process of time my mind became somewhat partial to the Methodist sect, and I felt some desire to be united with them; but so great were the confusion and strife among the different denominations, that it was impossible for a person young as I was, and so unacquainted with men and things, to come to any certain conclusion who was right and who was wrong.

“My mind at times was greatly excited, the cry and tumult were so great and incessant. The Presbyterians were most decided against the Baptists and Methodists, and used all the powers of both reason and sophistry to prove their errors, or, at least, to make the people think they were in error. On the other hand, the Baptists and Methodists in their turn were equally zealous in endeavoring to establish their own tenets and disprove all others.

“In the midst of this war of words and tumult of opinions, I often said to myself: What is to be done? Who of all these parties are right; or, are they all wrong together? If any one of them be right, which is it, and how shall I know it?

“While I was laboring under the extreme difficulties caused by the contests of these parties of religionists, I was one day reading the Epistle of James, first chapter and fifth verse, which reads: If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him.

“Never did any passage of scripture come with more power to the heart of man than this did at this time to mine. It seemed to enter with great force into every feeling of my heart. I reflected on it again and again, knowing that if any person needed wisdom from God, I did; for how to act I did not know, and unless I could get more wisdom than I then had, I would never know; for the teachers of religion of the different sects understood the same passages of scripture so differently as to destroy all confidence in settling the question by an appeal to the Bible.

“At length I came to the conclusion that I must either remain in darkness and confusion, or else I must do as James directs, that is, ask of God. I at length came to the determination to ‘ask of God,’ concluding that if he gave wisdom to them that lacked wisdom, and would give liberally, and not upbraid, I might venture.”4

Joseph Smith was delivered from the power of the enemy of all righteousness.

Joseph Smith—History 1:14–16: “So, in accordance with this, my determination to ask of God, I retired to the woods to make the attempt. It was on the morning of a beautiful, clear day, early in the spring of eighteen hundred and twenty. It was the first time in my life that I had made such an attempt, for amidst all my anxieties I had never as yet made the attempt to pray vocally.

“After I had retired to the place where I had previously designed to go, having looked around me, and finding myself alone, I kneeled down and began to offer up the desires of my heart to God. I had scarcely done so, when immediately I was seized upon by some power which entirely overcame me, and had such an astonishing influence over me as to bind my tongue so that I could not speak. Thick darkness gathered around me, and it seemed to me for a time as if I were doomed to sudden destruction.

“But, exerting all my powers to call upon God to deliver me out of the power of this enemy which had seized upon me, and at the very moment when I was ready to sink into despair and abandon myself to destruction—not to an imaginary ruin, but to the power of some actual being from the unseen world, who had such marvelous power as I had never before felt in any being—just at this moment of great alarm, I saw a pillar of light exactly over my head, above the brightness of the sun, which descended gradually until it fell upon me.”5

Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ appeared to Joseph in answer to his humble prayer.

Joseph Smith—History 1:17–20: “It no sooner appeared than I found myself delivered from the enemy which held me bound. When the light rested upon me I saw two Personages, whose brightness and glory defy all description, standing above me in the air. One of them spake unto me, calling me by name and said, pointing to the other—This is My Beloved Son. Hear Him!

“My object in going to inquire of the Lord was to know which of all the sects was right, that I might know which to join. No sooner, therefore, did I get possession of myself, so as to be able to speak, than I asked the Personages who stood above me in the light, which of all the sects was right (for at this time it had never entered into my heart that all were wrong)—and which I should join.

“I was answered that I must join none of them, for they were all wrong; and the Personage who addressed me said that all their creeds were an abomination in his sight; that those professors were all corrupt; that: ‘they draw near to me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me, they teach for doctrines the commandments of men, having a form of godliness, but they deny the power thereof.’

“He again forbade me to join with any of them; and many other things did he say unto me, which I cannot write at this time. When I came to myself again, I found myself lying on my back, looking up into heaven. When the light had departed, I had no strength; but soon recovering in some degree, I went home. And as I leaned up to the fireplace, mother inquired what the matter was. I replied, ‘Never mind, all is well—I am well enough off.’ I then said to my mother, ‘I have learned for myself that Presbyterianism is not true.’ It seems as though the adversary was aware, at a very early period of my life, that I was destined to prove a disturber and an annoyer of his kingdom; else why should the powers of darkness combine against me? Why the opposition and persecution that arose against me, almost in my infancy?”6

* Credit is given for the above passage to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, the only TRUE and LIVING church on the face of the whole earth.  there are lots of true churches, and there are PLENTY of “living churches” …however:

“There is only one TRUE AND LIVING CHURCH on the face of the whole earth!!!”

Which one is that?  You decide to join now.

Paradox Rule #8)  Let the Spirit of Restoration from the Prophet Joseph RESTORE the Sabbath Day to how it was in the Garden of Eden within 5 years from September 15th, 2019, the Day that the GOSPEL will be preached to the whole world, and I will marry my wife, Priscilla Chacon, in the Mormon Tabernacle.  For it is written:

“…Joseph Smith holds the keys of the dispensation of the fulness of times…”

“I … hold the keys of the last kingdom, in which is the dispensation of the fullness of all things spoken by the mouths of all the holy Prophets since the world began, under the sealing power of the Melchizedek Priesthood.”8

“Every man who has a calling to minister to the inhabitants of the world was ordained to that very purpose in the Grand Council of heaven before this world was. I suppose that I was ordained to this very office in that Grand Council. It is the testimony that I want that I am God’s servant, and this people His people. The ancient prophets declared that in the last days the God of heaven should set up a kingdom which should never be destroyed, nor left to other people. …

“I calculate to be one of the instruments of setting up the kingdom of Daniel by the word of the Lord, and I intend to lay a foundation that will revolutionize the whole world.”9

“I have the whole plan of the kingdom before me, and no other person has.”10

Lucy Mack Smith was present when Joseph Smith preached in Kirtland, Ohio, in 1832. She recalled these words of the Prophet: “I myself hold the keys of this last dispensation, and I forever will hold them in time and in eternity. So set your hearts at rest, for all is well.”11

Paradox Rule #9)  The Gospel will be preached to the whole world on a Sunday, for the Jewish Sabbath Day is SATURDAY and we will all be outside with technology off enjoying the day, getting ready for the big day.

“…And the Father saith:

“Let it be written in the heavens, and the earth, and the inside of the earth, into the heart of man, declared by the angels, as all of their intelligence who honoreth me is now exponentially compounding, beginning today.”

In the HOLY, MIGHTY, HONORABLE, BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL NAME OF THE YHVH Yah-Ha-Oh-Weh of Armies!!!  Yah-Ha-Oh-Weh of Armies!!!!!!  Yah-Ha-Oh-Weh of Armies!!!!!!!!!  The Same Jesus Christ Of Nazareth Who Came In The Flesh, And Who Rules The Universe From The Holy City Of New Jerusalem, The Universe Engine, $1 Trillion Years In The Future Looking Backwards In Time To Now Through The Paradox Engine… Amen, Amen, and Amen!!!

David Wood
“Messiah Ben David, King Of Israel…”

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My Sweet Baby Priscilla Chacon When She Was A LITTLE LESS ENAMORED WITH ME THAN NOW!!!

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This is my first son Angel. I am not his biological Father, I have just raised him since he was in diapers. Angel, I miss you with all of my heart and I love you my son.

Photo on 5-28-18 at 2.57 AM #2 --- Another Angle Of My Youth.
Look how young I look in this photo. How is this possible after the photo you see above? It is because I am immortal.
What's my age you are guessing here? Keep reading for more details. I took this today (David Wood)
“…How old do I look here? When I walk down the street and ask random people, unless they see my little bald spot (also going away) they say I look 18-20 years old. I’m 37. A year ago, I looked 60 (see the photo above for proof and ask my wife). How is this possible? It is because I am enlightened, and immortal from a scientific discovery that I’m going to give to you, that can eradicate any disease you have in 7 days, or your money back… and also lead you to enlightenment…”



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