I want you to read the hilarous headline I made for the above and also aformentioned photo:
Why is Karma a bitch? Because Karma is a woman, who is both righteous, and GLORIOUS (the ART OF A WOMAN IS SEXUAL GLORY). Now this woman is not a bitch at all, her name is Priscilla Chacon, the Shan-Ti-Rah of Karma. The Mother, looking backwards in time to now from $15 trillion years in the future through “The Spell Creation Machine” is CERTAINLY A BITCH “Only When She Needs To Be To Keep The Children AND THE WOMEN SAFE!!! JUST LIKE SHE REALLY WANTS WITH ALL OF HER HEART!!! HER NAE IS DAYANNA PRISCILLA CHACON SOLANO!!! THE LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH!!! As You’re Now Thinking About David Wood And Priscilla Chacon Getting Back Together and OBVIOUSLY Having Lots Of Sex, Perhaps You’re Going Into A Deep Trance If You Want To, And Even Confirming This In Your Own Marriage, With (of course) Your Cocks, Balls, And Pussies!!!
So what’s the sexual attraction paradox all about?
…Getting my wifey Priscilla Chacon back FOR CHRISTMAS, ATTRACTED TO ME AGAIN EVEN BETTER THAN IT USED TO BE!!!!!!!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY!!! all i want for CHRISTMAS IS YOU BABY!!! TE AMO!!! I DEDICATE THIS SONG, PLAYED IN THE ST. GEORGE TABERNACLE… TO YOU BABY!!!
Now, as you’re reading this (we are about to begin) you may be asking:
“Why Does David Wood Want His Wife Back For Christmas???”
…Dedicated to YOU baby. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! And LET THIS PASS TO THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE THROUGH US… JUST LIKE BEFORE BABY WHEN YOU GOT PREGNANT, AND SO DID LIKE 1000 EMPOWER NETWORK LEADERS!!!
Let the paradox begin, now:
THE FATHER SAITH: Heavenly Father,
I ask you to create a Celestial Paradox, backwards and forwards in time, and it’s name shall be called:
The Book Of David: “The Art Of Sexual Attraction, Specifically Between Priscilla Chacon and Also David Wood, Without Violating Her Free Will, Or The Free Will Of Anyone Else Involved, Controlled Entirely By The Mother, The MOST GLORIOUS Shan-Ti-Rah…”
THE FATHER SAITH: let the Paradox Begin (and also the SPELL Of The Mother), and I ask MY FATHER that it is completed with the Following Instructions, for it is written:
“Ask, And Ye Shall Recieve. Seek, And YE SHALL FIND. KNOCK, AND IT SHALL BE OPENED UNTO YOU!!!”
Let the Paradox/Spell Emergence Controlled By The Mother And Father (if there is no Mother, how can there be a Son?) emerge NOW, backwards and forwards in time… TODAY!!!
With these rules:
Sexual Attraction Paradox Rule #1) In The Name Of Jesus… Let the Sexual Attraction of Dayanna Priscilla Chacon Solano (THE LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH) For David Michael Wood (born May 17th, 1981 in Fairbanks Alaska, The Son Of Mark Irving Wood And Kathleen Dolores Sutliff Wood) Be Entirely Rebooted, Not Slowly, But Instantly, Flowing From The Heart. Let The Pain In Her Heart Be INSTANTLY Healed, AND SIMPLY TURN INTO LOVE FOR ME!!! Let The Glory Of Our Relationship Return. Let Her Get Sexually Excited Simply By Thinking Of Me, Remembering My Name, Look At Our Marriage Photos, Remember What We Have Done For Each Other Over ALL THESE YEARS!!! PLEASE, Without Violating HER Free Will, Father In Heaven… Let YOUR WILL BE DONE!!! AND NOT MINE!!!!!!!!!
Sexual Attraction Paradox Rule #2) In The Name Of Jesus… Let Her Desires For Me Exponentially Compound, Completely Out Of Control, Spurred By Remembering What It Was Like To Live Together In Our First House In Escazu, Costa Rica… When We Were First Married On February 23rd, 2013 in Cancun, Mexico. As She Remembers How Often We Had Sex, And How Often We Looked At Each Other, And How We Longed For Each Other, And How Our Longing Turned Into Our Son, The Angel Gabriel Kalel Wood Chacon, The Best Friend Of His Older, Glorious Brother Angel Chacon, The Son Of Priscilla Chacon… And As She Remembers How Over All Of These Years I Always Treated The Kids Equally, And Always Love Her, Let These Memories Supernaturally Expand, Shrouding Out The Few Bad Memories We’ve Had Over The Years, Until They Have Been Entirely Replaced Now Over All Good Memories. For It Is Written:
“Therefore Shall A Man Leave His Father And Mother, And Cleave Unto His WIFE, And THEY Shall Be ONE FLESH!!!”
“If Ye Love Me, Keep My Commandments…”
Sexual Attraction Paradox Rule #3) In The Name Of Jesus… Let The BELIEF And FAITH In The Marriage Of David Michael Wood And Dayanna Priscilla Chacon Solano SUPERNATURALLY INCREASE, Backwards And Forwards In Time… And As One Person BELIEVES, Let ALL PEOPLE BEGIN BELIEVING, As The FAITH, And BELIEF In THIS CHRISTMAS MIRACLE Supernaturally Increases, And Transfers From Person To Person Through Touch, Sight, Sound, Taste, Sex, All Forms Of Interaction In The Temporal And Spiritual Universe, And Let The FAITH AND BELIEF Supernaturally And Exponentially Compound, Bringing To Pass The Salvation, Exaltation, Continuance, Restoration, And CHRISTMAS MIRACLE For David Wood, Gabriel Chacon, Angel Chacon, And ESPECIALLY HIS MOTHER, Priscilla Chacon!!!
Sexual Attraction Paradox Rule #4) In The Name Of Jesus… Let This Newly Booted Sexual Attraction Be Only For Me, And Let Her Become Obsessed With Me Completely And In LUST And ALSO In Love, Rebooting Back Up Her WHOLE HEART In A Way That Reconnects In The Spiritual AND Physical Universe, Like TWO Young Turtledoves, Making Love For The First Time. Let This LOVE And Attraction Stretch Into The Spiritual Dimensions Of Consciousness, Backwards And Forwards Through Time, Interlocking IN All Various Parts Of Reality, Without Needing To Mention Them, Forming Soul Ties From All Free Energy In Her Spiritual Makeup, Reconnecting Back To The Chakra System And Energetic Framework And System Of David Wood, To Bring The Family Back Together Again For The Sake Of The Children, Eager To Be My Wife Again, Love Me, And Serve Me As I Serve HER Even More!!! (if it were possible.)
Sexual Attraction Paradox Rule #5) In The Name Of Jesus… Let Each Paradox Rule Compound Upon The Last, And Each Paradox Exponentially Compound The Previous And Also All Paradoxes That I Have Ever Requested, And WILL EVER REQUEST, Sent Backwards In Time, Showering This Paradox With Blessings, Love, Oneness, And Holiness. Let This Occur In All Dimensions, Paradoxes, Universes, Realities, All Sub-Super, Micro-Macro, Dimensions, Paradoxes, Universes, And Realities, Backwards And Forwards In Time. Let The Stars, And The Planetary Alignments, And The Celestial Energy In ALL OF SPACE TIME Interact With Every Living Creature In The Entire Universe, All Aiming 100% Of Their Free Attention And Conscious Energy To The Bringing To Pass Of This Miracle.
Sexual Attraction Paradox Rule #6) In The Name Of Jesus… Let This NEW, Restored Sexual Attraction Between Both David Wood AND Priscilla Chacon Reboot The SEXUAL ATTRACTION In All Of Time, Space, Matter, And Energy… Passing To The Universe To The Others, To Help Them Find New Love, Fall Back In Love With Their Spouse, Love Their Children, And Love Their Communities, Cities, States, Countries, Worlds, And Universes That They Are Intimately Involved In… IN Some Kind Of Either Direct, Or Indirect Way!!!
Sexual Attraction Paradox Rule #7) In The Name Of Jesus… Let My
enemies, And The enemies of my familyBe Thwarted Entirely, No Matter The Source, No Matter Who It Is, No Matter How Much They Are Trying, Let Them Simply Fail, The evil plansFalling Back On Themselves, Their evil desiresForgetting Themselves, Only Manifesting To Be Destroyed Entirely By The Power Of Elohim. Let The Curses Of Those Who Attempt To Harm My Wife Or Manipulate Her Heart, Or Hurt The Children, Exponentially Multiply, Including Myself, For As It Is Written:
7 O Lord my God, in thee do I put my trust: save me from all them that persecute me, and deliver me:
2 Lest he tear my soul like a lion, rending it in pieces, while there is none to deliver.
3 O Lord my God, If I have done this; if there be iniquity in my hands;
4 If I have rewarded evil unto him that was at peace with me; (yea, I have delivered him that without cause is mine enemy:)
5 Let the enemy persecute my soul, and take it; yea, let him tread down my life upon the earth, and lay mine honour in the dust. Selah.
6 Arise, O Lord, in thine anger, lift up thyself because of the rage of mine enemies: and awake for me to the judgment that thou hast commanded.
7 So shall the congregation of the people compass thee about: for their sakes therefore return thou on high.
8 The Lord shall judge the people: judge me, O Lord, according to my righteousness, and according to mine integrity that is in me.
9 Oh let the wickedness of the wicked come to an end; but establish the just: for the righteous God trieth the hearts and reins.
10 My defence is of God, which saveth the upright in heart.
11 God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry with the wicked every day.
12 If he turn not, he will whet his sword; he hath bent his bow, and made it ready.
13 He hath also prepared for him the instruments of death; he ordaineth his arrows against the persecutors.
14 Behold, he travaileth with iniquity, and hath conceived mischief, and brought forth falsehood.
15 He made a pit, and digged it, and is fallen into the ditch which he made.
16 His mischief shall return upon his own head, and his violent dealing shall come down upon his own pate.
17 I will praise the Lord according to his righteousness: and will sing praise to the name of the Lord most high.
Sexual Attraction Paradox Rule #8) In The Name Of Jesus…Let The Energetic Ties Be Restored Entirely Between Priscilla Chacon And David Wood, Unable To Be Cut Or Broken For Any Reason, And Let Any Attempt At Breaking Them, Harming Them, Or Hurting Them, Or Redirecting For Any Cause Only Result In Their Eternal Strengthening, Sharing Information, Strategies, Powers, Glories, And Restoring The Love And Passion The Marriage Had In Early 2013, Reversing Damage Done Through Years Of Wear And Tear, Refreshing The Energetic Connections As New, Restored In Wholeness, Love, And Tender Loving Kindness. Let Each Rule Reinforce The Last.
Sexual Attraction Paradox Rule #9) In The Name Of Jesus… Let The Blessings Of My Family Exponentially Compound, Bringing To Pass The Restoration, Glorification, Honor, Righteousness, Happiness, Safety, Love, And Eternal Peace Of My Family, Restoring What Was Lost In Love, Honor, And ESPECIALLY HAPPINESS!!!
AND NOW, Saith The Father:
It shall be done, and verily I say unto you, your family shall be restored on the day that I open the heavens, as you have seen in your vision, when I showed you in 2015, which you may write about in another time, when you heard my voice, and I opened up this supernatural cloud above your home as you were praying on September 15th, your 15th anniversary of being born again:
Verily thus saith the LORD of hosts, your wife is on her way back to you, finding you again inside of her heart, as her memories are being reorganized, as her creation is renewing, as she is becoming irresistably attracted to you again, booting up her body, and her mind, and her spirit, and her soul, to you my son, because you have asked, so shall it be done unto you.
This change in attraction shall pass from one person to another, and from one couple to another, and exponentially compound, by the Key of David, and the dance of love in the spiritual kingdom, until the day that I open the heavens, and the whole universe shall be filled with my light, and with my glory… for as it is written:
“This Is My Work And My Glory, To Bring To Pass The Immortality And Eternal Life Of Man…”
…and the exaltation, continuance, growth, expansion of all kingdoms is in the dance of love, the dance of creation, the dance of my breath, my love, expanding now and filling the universe in all of time, space, matter, and energy. Let the love begin. Let all parts of her desire for you reboot back to life in forgiveness, wholeness, passion, understanding, wisdom, and all things in order, for I am the LORD of Hosts.
the FATHER SAITH: Father, I ask you to ask YOUR FATHER to complete the Paradox, and ask the Mother to create the SPELL OF SEXUAL ATTRACTION, and let this pass from my wife and I, to the 144,000 and their wives and children, our children, my brothers and sisters, and their families, to the Great Multitude of all Nations, Kindreds, Tongues, and People’s, a sea of people that no man can number, causing new love to form, love to be restored, and if anything is contrary to the words of this paradox, in all dimensions of consciousness, no matter what it is, from the
antikingdom be broken apart and destroyed entirely through the 5 step transformational change process in the spiritual kingdoms. In the name of Jesus.
I verily seal this paradox into existence in the Holy, Mighty, Wonderful, Majestic Name Of The Living YHVH, Yah-Ha-Oh-Weh of Armies!!! Yah-Ha-Oh-Weh of Armies!!!!!! Yah-Ha-Oh-Weh Of Armies!!!!!!!!! The Same Jesus Christ Of Nazareth Who Came In The Flesh, And Who Rules The Universe Through The Holy City Of New Jerusalem, The Universe Engine, $1 Trillion Years In The Future Looking Backwards In Time To NOW Through The Paradox Mind… Amen, Amen, and Amen!!!
“IN THE NAME OF QUEEN DAYANNA PRISCILLA CHACON SOLANO, the LION of the Tribe of Judah, let it exponentially compound and happen faster than that, better than that, and let the spell of SEXUAL AND SPIRITUAL ATTRACTION EMERGE FROM THE MOTHER… backwards and forwards through time, forever and ever and ever and ever!!!”
“Messiah Ben David, King Of Israel…”
P.S. I verily seal this into existence with the reading of the Song of Songs: