So I wanted to make a post about my Father, Mark Irving Wood.
Because the Torah says:
Honour thy father and thy mother, as Jehovah thy God hath commanded thee; that thy days may be prolonged, and that it may be well with thee in the land which Jehovah thy God giveth thee.https://www.biblegateway.com/verse/en/Deuteronomy%205:16
I pretty much grew up sometimes honoring my Father, and sometimes honoring my Mother.
Well it all started with this:
A lot of that video seems funny – because it is. My Father remembers that story differently, he is welcome to post his memory of it in the comments, however this is how I remember it.
A lot of it, however isn’t so funny – for example, the failing school bit. The math bit. My Father taught me that Math teaches you HOW to think. Which now that I study math for 1 hour per day (like all of you should if you have time, as you are listening to audios about how to get rich on the internet, Amway audios, etc) I will tell you that not paying attention to mathematics caused a majority of the destruction in my life, as Math is the function of the frontal lobes predominantly responsible for manifestation and maintenance of our reality systems.
STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS… DON’T LISTEN TO DUMB DROPOUTS!!!
Unless, of course, they are Billionaires.
If you get a math app on your phone called “Vedic Math Tricks” and go through it one hour per day in order, it will do more for your ability to work and get results than anything else you can possibly do. I do it while I am looking at photos of my family, my children, and the things that I want, thinking about the mathematical keys to manifestation.
So I’m done with the distraction, let’s get back to the story that will get you ‘practically heaving up your food’ about my Dad and his ‘awful sin’ in college.
So I meet this guy who was one of my Dad’s old college roommates, and he comes and visits us in Alaska (I think he went to Stanford University with my Father, who studied Law and eventually was a Judge.) and so anyways, I’m sitting there with my brothers Aki and Jonny, and we ask this guy (the Mysterious Stranger College Roommate Guy) to give us some DIRT on my Father!!! I was CERTAIN that he was going to give us some REALLY BAD DIRT (you know, like sneaking off to a strip club late in the night, or something like that.)
So anyways, this guy starts laughing… and he says:
“You Won’t Even Believe It.”
And I said “what won’t I believe?”
And he said:
So I used to go out partying with chicks and stuff, and drinking on a Friday Night… and your Dad wouldn’t want to come. And I was like “come on… dude… come hang out with the girls…” and he wouldn’t go, and I was wondering what he was doing at home all by himself…
…so I would pounce through the doorway at 2am, and your Father would be there… STUDYING THE BIBLE!!! LMAO!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!The Mysterious Stranger, Talking About My Father, Dad Wood.
Ok, so what happened when I didn’t listen to my Father in the terms of school?
Well, first, I DID LISTEN to some of his advice, like to Join Amway, as when I was a child we used to drive around in my car listening to these audios about how to Get Rich Quick selling soap and vitamins (what a badass thing those Amway Audios are)… Here’s one of my Dad’s favorite leaders, Dexter Yager… before he passed away a couple of weeks back:
Anyways, so I listened to my Father about ONE THING… which was Amway.
What else happened?
I moved to the beaches of the world:
What else happened?
I rented GIANT HOUSES (that costed $10,000 per month):
So what’s the bad part?
Well, I didn’t listen to my Dad about school.
I didn’t listen to my Dad when he said to stay away from drugs.
I didn’t listen to my Dad when he said to ALWAYS PAY YO TITHING.
I didn’t listen to my Dad when he warned me about my behavior.
So what happened?
I got addicted to taking ADHD medication, which is a form of methamphetamines that DESTROYS consciousness in the brain.
I got addicted to my money and thought it would always be there.
I got prideful, and hurt a lot of people out of pain in my heart.
I temporarily lost the BEST WOMAN EVER, Priscilla Chacon, the LION of the Tribe of Judah:
My businesses got destroyed by Satan, and just in the nick of time, Elohim the Father saved my life… and from that moment on, I have been honoring my Father again.
And what’s happened?
My skin has gotten younger:
I have gotten healthier:
I AM MORE IN LOVE WITH PRISCILLA CHACON THAN I EVER HAVE BEEN IN THE PAST:
And much, much more.
So what’s in the FUTURE for my Dad?
My Dad will be “The Captain of Righteousness…”
I’ll finish the rest tomorrow, k?
NOT EVEN CLOSE TO DONE.
“Messiah Ben David, King Of Israel…”
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