When they say "King Donald" a great TRUMP is sounded, and the birds gather, and the hens, and the nations of the earth, and the lizards, and animals alike - to all bathe in your honor, your power, and your majesty.
Before we begin, let me tell you a story about how I met "King Zeus" himself. So I'm at this Empower Network event (I can't remember where) and I'm walking around and I see this beautiful team with LOTS of hot chicks and guys... butt more chicks. And they're wearing weird face paint, or masks or something. And they called themselves "The Superheroes."
A long time ago, in a galaxy, far, far away - there was a young man with a new family, two little beautiful boys and a wife who loved him very, very much. So one day, he was planting, and it was dry, and he was thinking "when will the LORD Elohim make it rain?" And he waited, and waited and waited, and the months passed by, and the days passed by, and it began to get more and more dry on the face of the earth.
That "evangelical wussy" who said that you're the opposite of Evangelical Teachings has never even read the bible. (I cannot even remember his name. Can you? Nope. You can't either.)
I wanted you to know that this last year being separated from your Mom, I've never abandoned either of you. I've been waiting, and waiting, and waiting for Mommy to come around, and invite me back down.
You're probably reading this, and wondering... "Should I join Lawrence Tam, or not?" Perhaps you even have your credit card out, and it is "throbbing" with desire. (Perhaps that is not the only thing that is throbbing).
I wanted to write a blog post just for you, to tell you "Happy Birthday" and tell you all of the things I love about you, and why I love you so, so much.
The Ancients (like Paul) were far more intelligent than people are today, which sometimes presents problems. For example, if people read my writings (which in many ways are very similar to the writings of the Prophets in the Old Testament) people can verily easily twist what I am saying to say that I am God, for example. Which is actually not what I am saying.