When they say "King Donald" a great TRUMP is sounded, and the birds gather, and the hens, and the nations of the earth, and the lizards, and animals alike - to all bathe in your honor, your power, and your majesty.
Before we begin, let me tell you a story about how I met "King Zeus" himself. So I'm at this Empower Network event (I can't remember where) and I'm walking around and I see this beautiful team with LOTS of hot chicks and guys... butt more chicks. And they're wearing weird face paint, or masks or something. And they called themselves "The Superheroes."
A long time ago, in a galaxy, far, far away - there was a young man with a new family, two little beautiful boys and a wife who loved him very, very much. So one day, he was planting, and it was dry, and he was thinking "when will the LORD Elohim make it rain?" And he waited, and waited and waited, and the months passed by, and the days passed by, and it began to get more and more dry on the face of the earth.
That "evangelical wussy" who said that you're the opposite of Evangelical Teachings has never even read the bible. (I cannot even remember his name. Can you? Nope. You can't either.)