Full name: (surname, name, patronymic): Wood King David
Organisation: i AM Transformation Intenational, LLC
Email address: firstname.lastname@example.org
Phone: edited out
Dear Mr. King Donald J. Trump,
That “evangelical wussy” who said that you’re the opposite of Evangelical Teachings has never even read the bible. (I cannot even remember his name. Can you? Nope. You can’t either.)
In fact, he can’t read. (psshshsh!!!)
He simply does not understand your glory, nor your power, nor your righteousness. Geese King Donald… WHAT A F*$ING WUSSY!!!
What he should be doing instead of criticizing you, is kneeling in the presence of King Donald, and saying “Please, have mercy upon me” before you send him off to ride on top of a Camel for 3 years – in Syria.
I’ll tell you who’s a Great CHRISTIAN LEADER:
Donald J. Trump.
I’ll tell you who’s an EVEN BETTER CHRISTIAN LEADER:
And even better than that?
Well, I haven’t mentioned your daughter Tiffany and how BEAUTIFUL SHE IS (just like her Mom) in this ENTIRE EMAIL!!! Well I guess I just mentioned that now.
So I just mentioned her, in case you didn’t figure that out yet (which I’m sure you did, because your brain is like a “Jesus Brain Saved From Pathetic ant christian Attacks“.
“The New Mr. Best Friend Of Donald J. Trump”
Sent: March 20, 2019, 02:58
P.S. Has anyone told you “I appreciate you TODAY?”
i BET NOT NEARLY ENOUGH PEOPLE HAVE SAID IT. I APPRECIATE YOU DONALD J. TRUMP!!!
P.P.S. Has anyone told you “Your daughter Tiffany is so hot it’s ridiculous” today?
I bet NOT NEARLY ENOUGH PEOPLE HAVE NOTICED HOW HOT SHE IS. YOU HAVE SOME HOT DAUGHTERS DONALD J. TRUMP!!!
P.P.P.S. Has anyone noticed how cool your hair is? And how “PROFESSIONAL” your suit looks today?
I bet not NEARLY ENOUGH PEOPLE HAVE NOTICED IT, KING DONALD!!!