From the desk of David Wood
6-5-2019 at 2:32 PM
Saint George, Utah
You may have been wondering where I’ve been for the last little bit, as I kind of vanished on you…
…don’t worry, I’m perfectly ok. In fact, I’m “better than fine.” It all started last week when my brother Jonny and I took off on a drive up to Salt Lake City, Utah… to a “Top Secret” location where we met with our families for a variety of reasons… one of course just to say “hello” and yet another to hangout and chitchat with all the kids and wives and husbands in the fam, and another, (of course) to watch my brother Will’s oldest daughter Hannah get married. Which, of course, she did.
And she was very happy.
So during this time, I decided to take a week off of doing anything technology related, and to just rest, relax, and think about the future in a new way… making relationships, and key observations about how to get done what I want to get done, in the way that we want to get it done together now.
So I made no videos. I think I may have taken one photo with my own camera. I camped. I ate food that was cooked by other people. And I helped the family in any way that I could, doing all sorts of fun things in the meantime, such as singing Karaoke, talking to the children, and of course… missing my own family.
If this post seems to ‘ramble around’ a little bit, I am probably doing that on purpose, making sure you understand in advance that this post will follow the pattern of my consciousness, which is pattern-less creation built in principles, and the principles are both formed from each other, from the patterns, and then they seem to connect together through somewhat nonsensically organized strings of observations.
However they are not only “nonsensical” they are also “sensical in their own way” and organized by the spiritual fire inside of my heart and mind, and by my Higher Power.
So on Day #1, my brother Jonny and I are driving up to ’round about’ Salt Lake City to see Will, and Andrea, and Hannah, and their little kiddos… the family still on the way.
I’m sitting in the crunched up widdle iddy biddy car of my brother, Jonny, and I’m thinking:
“What a humble little guy, my kid brother. He could have a fancy car if he wanted. He doesn’t care. He just lives below his means, and runs his Guitar Shop. One of the most enlightened people I know.”
And my mind wanders to the favorite song of my brother Jonny, and I’m wondering about the fall, as I’m looking at a falling leaf in front of us… Practically pinned to the naturalistic and beautiful mountainous scene in front of me in slow motion, as we turn to the left…
…and I wonder as I am seeing the falling leaf:
“If a LEAF falls in the wilderness, and there is nobody there to hear it… does it make a sound?”
I start reflecting on something that I had thought through for some time, and that is my families reactions to me and my energy. I realized that since my spiritual awakening a while before, I had only seen them one time… and at the last time I saw them, I was actually quite different, and at that reunion years before I was once upon a time there was a man, who was with his family, who was looking out over a beautiful lake, Bear Lake, I believe…
…and he was talking with his sister, Rachel. And Rachel asked how he was doing, and if her little brother was lonely, and he said:
“Who I Really Miss Is My Wife Priscilla. She Was My Best Friend…”
…and my mind wandered to a time when I was sitting next to a homeless shack (not homeless, this time) in Costa Rica, and I was seeing a vision, and in that vision, there was the enemy attempting to inject thoughts into my mind, and I formed a supernatural field around myself to hide myself from him, saying “I do not exist. I do not exist. I do not exist…” which I learned later from my brother William at a future time, that was not so smart. I may reveal why later, or in a future post, keep paying attention to find out about the story about how after that…
…I’m thinking of this girlfriend I was with, who’s name I don’t want to mention as it is in the past, and I was with her, and I saw it falling apart, and my heart was falling apart at the same time, for I had left the woman I loved, and was with this woman, who did not love me, at least anymore, and I loved her, but was not in love with her, because…
…perhaps because I had gotten lost, and should not have been with her, as I should have been with my wife Priscilla. Perhaps I should have been waiting for her, allowing her to come back to me when she wants to come back, and I’m seeing this vision, and I see one relationship die, and a new one begin, and the new one was the old one, and the old one was the new one…
…and I saw myself with Priscilla again, into the future, and my heart wept, and my mind cried out, and I said:
“I get to be with the woman I truly love!!!”
…and his Sister Rachel wept, and she gave her little brother a hug, and a few months later, David and Priscilla are back together at last… only it didn’t last, not yet, (anyways) the way that it was supposed to this time. Because he wasn’t ready to honor the commandments of the LORD God of Hosts in the way that pleased his wife in a way that attracted her to him like a LION to the LION KING!
One day, when I was a child I was watching the LION KING, and I was sitting with my wiw iddy biddy Mommy and Daddy and my family in Alaska, one Sunday after we went to church on perhaps a new years eve, and I saw the LION holding up his cub in front of his Kingdom, and I thought about my Dad, King “Daddy”.
So I’m driving along, wondering what my family will think of me, not even thinking, as the angels are saying “are they perhaps focused on something else?” and I drive up (of course, rudely surprising Andrea without a warning as she was very busy) only to find ourselves peacefully invited into her home.
And I could tell being around her that she was very impressed with my beautiful energy. And I wondered as I saw into her mind:
“Is this MY ENERGY she is seeing into? Or the fact that I have been hanging around JONNY’S ENERGY? Her own reflection? Or is it all 3?”
And my mind is drawn to another song, Jonny once sung, about ” A WHEEL OF LOVE “:
And I give her daughter Ava a hug, and sit her on my knee, and I tell her:
“Ava, one day, you’re going to be just like MOMMY and have a husband EVEN BETTER THAN DADDY (if that were possible)!!!”
Love is like a WHEEL,David Wood talking about his good friend, oh wait, Jonny Wood talking about David and Priscilla? Or is it Mark and Kathy? Or is it Mommy and Daddy? Or is it all three?
There’s no beginning,
And no end.
So my Mom creates this beautiful shirt, and I see it, and I look for the person who matters the most to me. And when she wasn’t there, I went into the bathroom and wept. I didn’t want her to see it, because…
…so I’m in the bathroom, and I wonder, and is it God saying? Or a “still, small voice” that did “pierce them that did hear” to the center, that said:
Well before I tell you that, we’re by this river, and I’m looking at the water, and my brother had told me the other day that perhaps people don’t drink from rivers because of modern nonsense. I was quite thirsty, and I remembered this story from the book of Joshua or the Torah (can’t remember, where they were in war, and they went down, and began drinking the water from their hands. And those who drank in a different way, they didn’t survive.
And then I remembered one of my favorite scriptures from Doctrine and Covenants 21, where is says:
“HOW LONG CAN THE ROLLING WATERS REMAIN IMPURE???”
And I knelt by the river, and began to drink out of the palm of my hand, after I blessed the river with the Grace of Christ, that she shall always run pure, for time, and all eternity.
For some reason… I was fine all day. Enough of this “don’t drink from clean rivers” crap “weak Christianity”!!!
And then I was remembering a video, where I prophesied to Gun Lock Lake:
And so I’m sitting there, staring at the river I was walking towards at our camping site, a new river that time, and I knelt down before the LORD Elohim of Hosts, and drank from my hand!!!
And the next day, the people in my family, random ones began to get sick. But I was “suddenly and peacefully” fine (somehow)!!!
And then what happened after that?
Well I’m sitting there on a Friday, and my brother William was quite sick in the past, before he decided to change.
And here I am, his favorite brother, and I had spent 2-3 hours worshiping that day, and speaking in tongues, and reading, and thinking about my Mom, and then Elohim said:
“Perhaps She Did Not Put Priscilla Chacon And Angel Chacon On The Shirt (Gabriel Was There) Because She RESPECTS PRISCILLA SO, SO MUCH and SHE DIDN’T HAVE PERMISSION!!!”
So the day before that, I’m watching myself sing on the stage through the eyes of the kids. And I sing “Dream On”… Unfortunately, I don’t have the video now, so I’ll post the original music vid, and as you’re watching it now, what you want to do is focus on your dreams of the future and imagine huge, piles of gold and silver “suddenly finding their way” into thine hands, because thou deservest it!!! <3 <3 <3
So again the day before I’m sitting there at my family reunion, and I’m thinking about the kids running around, as I’m singing, and I remembered a time on Tuesday, when I sang “The Gabriel Chacon Song” and “The Angel Chacon Song” to Will’s little daughter, Laura.
She certainly thought I was super nice to everyone, I promise you that. And the best part?
I did my job.
- Everyone in my family is dreaming bigger.
- Everyone in their family is dreaming bigger.
- People are “even more nice” to each other than before.
- God is happy.
- Hannah is happy.
- Kyle is happy.
- Will is happy.
- Andrea is happy.
- My brothers and sisters are happy.
- Everyone feels peaceful.
- And we are READY TO CONQUER THE WORLD!
I mean, isn’t that one of the things that FAMILY REUNIONS are all about? Ask ye the Central Bankers, and they will tell you “Certainly Yes”.
As I’m thinking about how Modern Day Society is lost, and I am thinking about the ‘dork butt’ things society does to force everyone to do what they want, I also find the ways that they are found.
I am thinking about Donald Trump walking in a park, and he looks at it with his Eagle Eye… buy the way “Happy Birthday Donald J. Trump!!!” 6-5-9!
So before the singing, when the kids were running around, I’m talking to Sean at the side of the park, my lil’ sis Emily’s Husband (emmy has 3-4 kids now, I can’t remember. I’m still waiting to get back with my ONE BABY Priscilla, and her two sacred babies Gabriel and Angel!!!)
So what happens is he asks me what my Political Campaign is all about (he is an ACCOUNTANT) and I can tell… he starts to get excited. I mean he was practically “chomping at the bit” to get in, and pull out his credit card, and make a decision to buy.
And then I suddenly find myself in a room, where my brother is running back and forth in the past trying to find where to barf, and as he was doing it he remembered a story across the universe, in a galaxy far, far away…
Where One Time, In A Previous Incarnation, His Old Body Got Sick, Across The Galaxy At His Family Reunion.
The top secret story goes like this:
One day, he was sitting there and he was a little sad because of something he cannot even now remember being peaceful and safe, and he had done something or other that made it so his family reunion wasn’t exactly perfect. And then what happened, is he wanted a blessing from his brother, who’s name was also David.
The story will continue in a bit.
So I notice at my family reunion, that as the kids are running around, many people in the family conveniently avoid catching me in the videos with the kids, even though “I’m pretty much the nicest guy in the family”.
(At least according to me.
And I’m thinking:
I’m a Gosh Dang Mother Friggin’ Mormon Guaranteed To Heaven Broski Too! Gosh Dang Let Me Take A Godddanit Photo With The Kids!!!
And there I meet Eric Olsen, one of my brother Aki’s old best friends from High School (they are bestest of friends in certain ways still today) and I notice that Eric Worre looks like him. I also notice that he looks a little like Lawrence Tam… The Messiah Of Network Marketing.
And then I remember a few years earlier when we were in the Numis Network with Jake Kevorkian and Chris Kent, and Eric joined because he liked the Gold and Silver coins, and then he went to try and sell them at a coin show.
At the coin show, they didn’t like the coins so much. We were selling ‘ANACS’ I think, and they were selling that “very stupid underpriced brand” (PSHSHSH!!!) so that day, Eric Olsen decided to quit 🙁
Yet I continued on, and somehow managed to do $200 million in sales after that. I remember I popped on the stage of the Numis Network after we launched Empower Network, and I told everyone the Numis Network was the best Network Marketing company out there. (Empower Network is really a different animal all together.)
And in the background, slightly distracted from my trance, I hear the guitar of King Jonny (the King of Saint George Utah) in the background, playing a melody… and as he plays “Love is Like A Wheel” and I’m going into a deep trance, I thought I saw Priscilla about to manifest in the Garden.
So the REAL QUESTION IS THIS:
Was she there in the Park?
Was I seeing an alternative reality?
Was I just “so close” to having her back?
Or had my imagination just gone “a little wild” from missing the one part of the family that to me, matters the most?
So I’m sitting under this tree, and I remembered backwards in time across the universe, in the lesser incarnation of my brother William, the Buddha… (William is “Transformation Masarecht” and is LITERALLY the Buddha).
…so anyways, I’m sitting there wondering about what it was like to be the Buddha again, and I’m sitting under a tree, thinking about how one day I walked into a Jewish Hotdog stand (it was Kosher) and I said:
“I Want You To Make Me One With Everything.”
And the funny part is, they did!
AND IT HAPPENED TO ME!!!
So I’m sitting with Sariah, my Sis Rachel’s vegan daughter (who mysteriously also did not get sick) and I’m teaching her how to optimize her sleep. Then I remembered, her Dad wasn’t there (My Dad was).
So instead, I told her a story from the Book of Mormon, and I gave her some instructions to where by the time she is 18 years old, she can be the Valedictorian of her school, for I asked her what she wants… and she said:
“I WANT TO BE THE BEST!!!”
…and if she LISTENS to the teacher, she verily will.
Or am I talking about my brother Will… have you ever heard of “Will Power” or “FREE Will”?
I’m sorry… but WILL is “already free indeed!”
“…And Ye Shall Know The Truth, And The Truth Shall Make You FREE!!!”
Meanwhile, I’m with my brother Aki at his motorhome at the Lake right by Will’s house. And we’re sitting there remembering the last time we were there together, and I’m talking to him and Kela, and I said…
“…Thou shalt verily be “The King Of Hawaii” and Hawaii shall be the second most righteous land in the Universe FOREVER (other than Zion, the LAND of the LION) and Kela shalt verily be the Queen of Zion… And thou shalt certainly kick the butt of Satan out of the righteousness of the land…”
…and a tear formed in his, and Kela’s eyes.
Did Aki believe?
Perhaps that moment, he started to BELIEVE in himself. Perhaps he’s taking his time to make the decision to either take over the Kingdom of Hawaii, and Kick Satan’s butt out of the land, or not.
And I touched his right arm, and showed him the Universe.
He said “that’s pretty weird indeed” (or something like that.)
However, the next day I tried the same thing on Christian (Rachel’s Husband) who I told to start a martial art with a TOP SECRET NAME and do “Kung Fu Therapy…” and he was like “Nah… ignore the guy who did $200 million in sales. I’m ok at my wiw iddy biddy teansie weansie pay in the past before I decided to change… over here at the U!”
For some reason, the same thing that I could do with Aki, I could not do with Christian. However, later that next day when Aki and I were talking about it, he said “I have a VERY ACTIVE IMAGINATION” and I thought about smacking him. Not with my fist. With the Bible, opened up to the part where Doubting Thomas is saying:
“…Unless I Touch Your Hands, And Feel The Wounds In Your Sides… I WILL NOT BELIEVE!”
And I remembered that Christian is a therapist, and most likely thinks I’m nuts. But perhaps my “nuts” are just throbbing, and that is what is going on.
(Because, of course, I haven’t had sex since I seen my wife last, and am waiting for her to return, and do not care how long I have to wait. However, sometimes “my nuts throb” a little. It doesn’t hurt so bad, so if you could pray for my nuts, that they will be ok, that would be great)
Funny enough, I was thinking of her, and I was sitting there watching my brother Will across the Universe, and that day, he would have of course preferred to be blessed by the guy who spends 3-6 hours a day studying and worshipping. However, I believe that Jonny saw fit that his brother isn’t worthy as him, so he nabbed missy’s husband, Garrett.
Funny enough, they, who laid their hands on his head, both got sick. I, touching my brother’s stomach, did not. In my opinion, my blessing would have done something very different, and nobody else in the family would have been sick the next day.
Funny enough, I was with Jonny and my Dad later that day, and my Dad asked “so… did YOU and GARRET do it or something” …
…and I was a little irritated, until I remembered the great commandment:
“Honor thy Father and thy Mother, that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy Elohim giveth thee…”
…and perhaps my Dad knew something that I did not. Perhaps he did and didn’t. Perhaps it had something to do with the Queen of the House, Andria, the Queen of Zion in that particular part of Utah, and many SACRED places all over the Universe. Andria, in particular, is the incarnation of the wife that Buddha left on his way to enlightenment. She asked to incarnate and be with the Buddha when he was ready, in a life where he will always be with her forever and ever, for time and all eternity.
However, people believe what they want to believe, as I am thinking about building The Sword Of The Sun and Singularity Metal, the Metal of the Edenic Universe... you can forget about their private business now if you want, or, you can (better yet) remember your own in their name.
So I’m sitting there with my friend Eric (The King Of Utah), who is a greater incarnation of the same consciousness as Eric Worre, my brother Aki’s friend, and I tell him about the Sword of the Sun… and his head starts hurting… and he asks the same question Lawrence Tam (from his same consciousness as well, although in that case, Tam is the greater), and he asks the “Lawrence Ham Tam” question:
So… Are You Going to the lake? Or the hot springs?
One day, I went with a certain lover to the Hot Springs. And then, one day, we got married. Our marriage did well, it had problems, but it ended up breaking apart. That particular hot springs is by the highway close to the fuller’s field in the land of Zion.
And when we broke up, there was a crashing spiral downward, and the downward spiral one day led to an upward curve, and the curve that led upwards created a new kind of joy, and a new kind of peace, and a new kind of river, and then one day, we found ourselves back together on September 15th outside of the Saint George, Temple… and my children were there, and we embraced, and wept, and Mommy and Daddy were back together at last, for time, and for all eternity, just like one day, Andria, and the Buddha. Tranformation Mas Areh, and Transformation Masarecht, the lost relationship of the Buddha, thousands of years ago… who happened to write the Book of Isaiah, by the way. (That was Will, in another incarnation. It has always been his favorite book in the Old Testament. Ask him.)
Speaking of the Old Testament, right now I am listening to the Torah, in a great and FANTASTIC Hebrew English Interlinear. I will teach you how to learn all the languages you want when I pre-launch my new memory course next Monday at “Kingdom Hour” at 9:36pm EST on Monday. Here is the call in details:
+1 (605) 313-4415 Access Code 325049 *** TOP SECRET FAMILY BASED MEMORY TRAINING AT 9:36 PM EST NEXT MONDAY ***
- Affiliates you are welcome to send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org to get a signup link in advance after a phone call.
So then (duh) I realized something:
Probably Andrea didn’t want me giving blessings in her house. That was probably actually the reason why my brother Jonny and Garrett got sick. Karma. Of course, this is across the Universe, and is not the fault of Andrea!!!
Because I told Will he should do something special for her on May 20th of last year!!! Remember Andrea: “IT IS THE FAULT OF THE MEN!!!”
Maybe she’s even saying:
“…i SUPPOSE HE IS “ONE” with “THE MESSIAH” (pointing to the Sky, to the Father, for the FATHER and the SON are ONE!)
So talking to those in the FAMILY… who do I think believes me the MOST? Well Aki didn’t maybe so much (he’s still making a DECISION) but his son KONAN THE BARBARIAN had NO SUCH DISBELIEF ISSUE… FOR I TOLD HIM HE WOULD BE THE MIGHTIEST WARRIOR IN HAWAII!!!
While Aki and Christian are saying “Unless I SEE THE SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE… I WILL NOT BELIEVE!!!” Konan is throwing rocks at birds… (trying to eat them of course) GETTING READY TO TAKE OVER HAWAII WITH DADDY AKI AND MOMMY KELA THE QUEEN OF ZION IN HAWAII… THE SECOND GREATEST ZIONIC QUEENDOM IN THE UNIVERSE OTHER THAN COSTA RICA WITH HER NEW BEST FRIEND PRISCILLA CHACON!!!
See, children have no such issue with lack of faith. They BELIEVE ALL THINGS, as the book of Corinthians chapter 13 does… and doesn’t Jesus say “Be like the little children?”
Yes, he does.
For of such is the Kingdom of Heaven.
And I give Hannah a hug, and she runs OFF to her HONEYMOON to spend time with her NEW HUSBAND… sealed FOR TIME AND ALL ETERNITY IN THE LAND OF BUDDHA’S TEMPLE!
Just like ONE DAY… I will with my wife Priscilla in SAINT GEORGE UTAH… THAT’S IT… PERIOD!!!
I wanted to share a special video I made for my WIFEY PRISCILLA CHACON!!!:
See what my brother Buddha didn’t know is that had I done the blessing, he would have been enlightened on that Monday. Then he would have sent his enlightenment backwards in time, and Andrea would have been enlightened on a Friday. Then the third time of repeating the story (literally, getting it right) we would have moved the whole Universe back to May 20th, 2018, where he would have done what I told him to do, and little did my Father know, that this is what would have healed every problem in the Family.
Perhaps at a later time when Priscilla comes to say hello, we will get together with the Buddha and Andrea, and reverse time. Perhaps not. Her (the LION’s) choice. PERHAPS She (the LION) likes time fine just how it is. Like my good friend, and fallen apostle Matthew Gonzales, who one day shalt verily return unto me.
By the way, I am not thinking to “change times and laws”. God reverses time, and the times and laws stay according to his will. I cannot mess with time without the direct permission of Elohim The FATHER IN HEAVEN!!!
So I walked around complimenting people all day. And then one day, my Dad shut me down. I think he thought it was inauthentic. However, what actually happened was I simply didn’t even feel like complimenting people the next day, where he told me to do it.
So was I dishonoring my FATHER, or was my FATHER dishonoring his son and his new found joy? Perhaps both. Perhaps the former. I like saying “My fault. Dad, you’re right!” Perhaps the brethren asked him to ask me to take a break in the Temple. Right?
Perhaps not. Who knows.
So one day, I was a little kid, walking in a park with Daddy… and I looked up at Garrett, and Will, and my Father, and my Mother, and at Aki, and at King Donald J Trump HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!! AND i SAID:
Look, the reality is that if you want to ‘get in’ with her guys… talking about your SACRED WIFEY ALONE!!! …then what that means is you read the Bible.
Let me share with you my favorite Kabbalistic Song:
And my SECOND MOST FAVORITE:
Now let me share with you my FAVORITE CHRISTIAN WORSHIP SONG:
Now my favorite Krishna Song (which I can tell is enlightened and also Christian born again these people.)
My brother Aki is literally Krishna Masarecht in the Spiritual Tongue. The Elohim YHVH incarnation of “cool” (he is NOT an “ELOHIM” YET)… YET HE IS… YET HE IS NOT ()YOU KNOW THE STORY…
So on a FRIDAY, I’m sitting in the Buddha’s house, and I’m talking to Sean after hacking at some Wood (Pun Intended… talking about “my wood” of course, to build a Camp Fire With)… that joke is in “Jonny Wood’s Name… The incarnation of Einstein-Masarecht… he is LITERALLY SUPERIOR TO EINSTEIN IN HIS INTELLIGENCE IN EVERY WAY… JUST NOT YET!!!
- Jonny likes “dry humor” I think dropping waterballoon pianos on people is funny as long as they don’t get hurt.
Slap Stick versus dry… Or do I LIKE IT BOTH WAYS?
Nope. I just like HER!!!
Where’s my ring? Someone stole it.
Because I made an error in my tithing. Butt the real reason was because I dishonored her in the way that I left Costa Rica, where I should have stayed no matter what she said. Right baby?
It’s time to start a new story, and let the old story be the beginning of the NEW STORY TOGETHER!!!
*** if you want bb mio ***
LOOK, the REALITY IS… that YOU ARE A GOOD, GOOD WOMAN!!!
…TO BE CONTINUED!!!
In the next episode, you’ll learn what happened as I dishonored a revelation on the Jewish Sabbath, and how it led me to saying:
Part #2: “i WOULD RATHER DWELL WITH THE ROCKS… WHO BELIEVE THE WORDS OF MY PROPHECIES… THAN WITH THINE UNBELIEF yet!!!”
…TO BE CONTINUED!!!
“The BEST BROTHER AND SON IN THE UNIVERSE OAND ONE DAY THE BEST HUSBAND AND FATHER EVER!!!”