NewsFlash: Genesis 3:1-24 (I think), where it says basically that Adam Fucked His Wife “Trillions Of Times Per Day…” Or Something Like That. Who Wants To “{Get In} And {Get Laid Like A Superhero} [Whether You Work Or Not?]???

Monoamine oxidase inhibitors (MAOIs) - Mayo Clinic So basically, what happens is THIS... Right now none of you are listening, so in the name of Jesus and by the KEY OF AARON, I release the ANGELS OF THE MOST HIGH YHVH ELOHIM (the Most High Elohim is the Elohim at the farthest point in the future, or backwards in time (not really get laid with your own husband or wife more... unless you are an EVIL TRANNY LIKE HILLARY CLINTON... LOL!!! So anyways, what basically happens is this... Get Laid Every Day Like A Superhero, Whether You Work Or Not... AND BASICALLY, what happens is IF you want to "Get Laid The Dave Wod Way (which is a lot, obviously, for mr. Wod, who likes to GET LAID EACH DAY BY HIS MANY, MANY WIVES AND CONCUBINES... KEEP REFRESHING FOR DETAILS BITCHES!!!..

Chris Rocheleau… This New Facebook Video IS FOR YOU!!! (Talking About Enlightenment Week From My New Page, https://www.facebook.com/pg/The-Teachings-of-King-David-190295151620619/videos/?ref=page_internal … Keep Reading Now For More Juicy Detail.

P.S.  Please click on the tab that says "Enlightenment Week" above for details!!!  The video talks about how i AM Elohim-Masarecht and my wife is Shan-Ti-Rah-Mas-Areh!!!!

Want To Get Baptized By King David Michael Wood LIVE ON YOUTUBE AND FACEBOOK? This is HOW WE DO IT PEOPLE!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1q8vnmkGW4 Feel free to play the following song as the baptism is live to help "anchor in" the fact that you also are jealous and want to get baptized by King David!!!  (for sure) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Am1iq5a9D8 ...Rikki is one of them the other one is Paul Gardiner and his GLORIOUS BEAUTIFUL WIFE (not nearly as hot... Continue Reading →

HEAVENLY FATHER IN THE NAME OF JESUS SAYS NOW (WITH HIS COCK):

Hey Vick Strizheus, sorry for calling you a sociopath in the other message I posted about the LION of the TRIBE OF JUDAH BEING A WOMAN (click here) -- it was an old message from when I was pissed off and World Ventures was treating me and my wife like shit.  (Sorry guys--- everyone there was doing it in the past, yet now are not.  I forgive you all and I hope you forgive me for defending my family and my kids.)

CONTROVERSIAL NEWS FLASH WITH BEAUTIFUL SUPERMODEL JEWISH AND ISLAMIC LADIES: “How David Michael Wood (Messiah Ben David, King Of Israel) Is Going To CREATE PEACE BETWEEN ISLAM AND ISRAEL PERMANENTLY By Getting Everyone TO RESPECT EACH OTHER’S RELIGION RATHER THAN FIGHTING!!!”

"I AM MESSIAH BEN DAVID, KING OF ISRAEL (Jesus's Father)... YUP, I'm Elohim Masarecht!!! NICE TO MEET YOU I'VE LIVED FOR TRILLIONS OF YEARS!!! (And Also, 37 Years).  Keep Reading For Juicy Details About My Website Here At... This Awesome Website Link You're Going to Visit Every Single Day:"  http://www.TheTeachingsOfKingDavid.com AND this video that for... Continue Reading →

A Revelation Of King David On The Organization Of The Apostleship Of The 144,000… Keep Reading Now By Clicking Here For MORE JUICY DETAILS MY FRIENDS!!!

The character "e" in this hexogram means "eternity" or "The Father (ELOHIM YOUR GOD or ALSO DAVID MICHAEL WOOD (JESUS'S FATHER) or KING DAVID and His Wife and Jesus's Mother, Dayanna Priscilla Chacon Solano...  and HER NAME MEANS:

A Gift Of The Holy Spirit To Humanity By “The Key Of David” And Also A List Of Core Punishments For Harming The LION Of The Tribe Of Judah (Jesus’s Sister), Priscilla Chacon.

Ok, I'm going to keep this short because I'm about to move out of the Hotel I'm in with my first two apostles, Paul Gardiner and Matthew Gonzales. First, let me explain the Holy Spirit, vs. "The Gift Of The Holy Spirit" vs. "The Spirit Of Prophecy"... keep reading for more juicy (and very sexual)... Continue Reading →

Network Marketing PRO News? In A Recent Story On Facebook, King David Claims That He’s “Even Better At Network Marketing Than Eric Worre. He Also Mentions That Eric Is “More Like A Woman” And David Wood Is “More Like A Man” In This EXCLUSIVE Article Review…

This is Eric Worre having a DOPE AS HEAVEN event in Las Vegas, basically calling himself a coward on stage by denying King David.  He may as well be named "Eric Co-Woodwardrre."  What's better?  This photo? Or This?

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