ENLIGHTENMENT WEEK: “DECIDE To Join Me RIGHT NOW… Guaranteed Enlightenment IN 7 Days Or Your Money Back!!!”

“This New “Celestial Medicine Breakthrough Allows You To Break Open The Seal On The Crown Chakra, Re-Organize Time, And Potentially LOOK LIKE YOU’RE 18 YEARS OLD AGAIN IN 7 DAYS OR YOUR MONEY BACK!!!”

Special Message From An “Ex-Addict” Enlightened Leader, David Wood:

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Dear Friend,

I don’t know

…and just continue reading this ENTIRE LETTER NOW (even if you’re at work and secretly hate your dumbass boss who’s secretly stealing money from you and your family with his or her dumbass misguided bullhonkey!!!

SAY YES!!! LET’S WATCH V FOR VENDETTA TOGETHER AND THEN WILL WE LEGALLY ABOLISH THE I.R.S.  LIKE I TALK ABOUT LATER IN THIS LETTER IN A PUBLIC DISPLAY OF FREEDOM? (yet be sure to read it carefully in order lest a curse fall upon you!!! You do not want to CROSS KING DAVID FOR SURE!!!  PERHAPS I AM JOKING.  PERHAPS NOT.  Keep Reading For Details On How You Can Get Over Your Immature NONSENSE in 72 Hours, PERMANENTLY… As Your Consciousness Steps Into Enlightenment FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!

* Fear Not, V is Protecting YOU, too!!!  From the BIG GOVERNMENT!

What’s that got to do with Enlightenment Week?  EVERYTHING.

This is David Wood's "Close To Best Friend In The World V For Vendetta!!!"
This is David Wood’s “Close To Best Friend In The World V For Vendetta!!!” Watch {THIS VERY HURT, ENLIGHTENED WOMAN… YOU DECIDE} COMPLETELY ELIMINATE the I.R.S. FOREVER after we help everyone FIND NEW AND BETTER AND HIGHER PAYING JOBS with King David September 15th, 2024 (LEGALLY… While I’m PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!)… because THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT WILL BE RUNNING FOR FREE!!!  Say ‘YES’ if you like the sound of EFFICIENCY and A VOLUNTEER ARMY THAT PROFITS BY REDUCING THE SIZE OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT!!!

MAKE SURE TO READY MY BLOG DAILY!!! HERE AT:

http://www.TheTeachingsOfKingDavid.com

Where My Motto Is:

“…Read My Blog.  Tell Others.  Restore Jerusalem…”

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This Hot Dancing Woman Says:

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What do Hot Women have to do with Enlightenment Week?  EVERYTHING.  Women are the SACRED KEY TO ENLIGHTENMENT… Especially for THEIR MEN.  Without THEM, we (the men) are NOTHING!!! 

Here are some BEAUTIFUL Jewish Supermodel Photos Of My Wife And I, (Photos Below, ENJOY THEM LADIES AND GUYS!!!):

Now, take a look at the TRUE SOURCE of Enlightened Beauty (For Me)… Priscilla Chacon… my SACRED WIFEY, who is $1,000,000,000 times as beautiful as all of the women above PUT TOGETHER!!! (I think EVERYONE READING THIS AGREES, as SHE IS THE LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH):

WHEN YOU GET STARTED WITH US… we’ll help you pickup checks better than THESE GUYS at Enlightenment Week Out Wherever We Are (Right Now In SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA):

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In this Empower Network Review, we are going to show you how to make $4,833,394.20 in YOUR BUSINESS BUY MAKING A DECISION TO JOIN NOW [potentially]

INSTEAD OF COWERING IN FEAR FROM KING DAVID, WATCH THE CAREFULLY CONSTRUCTED VIDEO NOW PROVING WE LOOK 18 AGAIN ON FACEBOOK AND THEN CONTINUE READING FOR MORE JUICY DETAILS, where we are going to get into the question:

“What Is ENLIGHTENEMENT???”
very soon:

Before you continue reading, watch this video about my Son, Gabriel.. laughing hysterically at nothing.  What’s that got to do with enlightenment week?  Nothing.  And everything.  See, enlightenment is really about becoming like a little child again as an adult, like this UPSIDE DOWN LAUGHING Gabriel Chacon video…

Just like Jesus talked about…

Pay attention carefully to the following disclaimer before you continue on and see videos of both Matthew Gonzales and I PROPOSING to our future wives while we get rich on the internet… like badasses:

Just understand the following blog post is CONTROVERSIAL, THOUGHT-PROVOKING, and just FLAT OUT THERE… At the SAME TIME AS TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU CAN GET “UP TO” $400,000,000 commissions from 1 SALE… I reveal the re-launch plan of Empower Network, while calling out some VERY SERIOUS REBUKES ON PEOPLE FOR HARMFUL BULLSHIT…

…before you watch the Facebook Video below ENTIRELY where I explain how you can come to Enlightenment Week NOW and make $4,000 commissions, and ALSO explain in detail the new Empower Network comp plan… understand that some of the harsher things I say to people aren’t for you, and I’m saying them in love.

In fact, in the name of Jesus, let an eternal paradox be written in the heavens, the Mother Shan-Ti-Rah dancing with the Father, Elohim-Masarecht… in the eternal art of creation, a Paradox on the part of the Father and the Mother looking down from 15 trillion years in the future, backwards in time, casting a sort of “weird hypnosis” on you that results (without explaining it till later in…)

…you only being able to see POSITIVE EXCITING THINGS.  Let time reorganize, and if you’ve been hurt in the past by me or someone I know, or someone online who tried to hurt you, please look at the video now and say “I forgive you Dave Wood.  I release you.  I bless you.  Please forgive me too…” (and I do)

AND:

…now let what you used to think happened never happened, and every time you read this watch as you see different stories appearing, wondering if I’m actually changing it, or if you’re unconscious mind is simply segmenting out the stuff you don’t want to hear yet still understanding it carefully, leading you to enlightenment like you want in 7 days, or your money back!!!

…AND:

Now you never saw those things, in fact, only your unconscious mind did and when you hear something intense or that you don’t like, instead you hear a funny story now, or see a bunny rabbit dancing, or you’re watching a bunch of naked chicks run in a circle as they play with a walking dolphin… as you’re getting laid and enlightened now (at the same time ladies with your husbands and wives, and children…)

…AND:

In the name of Jesus it is done, and you will not be able to see what is ACTUALLY IN THIS LETTER until you come to enlightenment week, because it shall be hidden, because you do not yet have enough faith.

NOW, watch the following video all the way through as you’re scrolling and reading, and then what you want to do is read this letter every single day at least once (it will make your sales copy better) and copy the whole thing down on your computer by typing it, to improve your memory and your attention to detail, not knowing exactly why each time it has already change… Keep reading for juicy details about how to get cured of whatever diseases you had in the past, personality disorders, or whatever other ailment you have in 7 days… or your money back… NOW, forget completely that I mentioned “diseases” replacing it instead with “only health” in the name of Jesus!

       KEEP READING For A Weird REBUKE TO A Certain Mother Of A Certain Friend TO DISCOVER BY DECIDING By Now To Join:

“NOW Watch The BELOW Video To Learn How How To Eradicate 100% Of Your Diseases In 7 Days, (Or Your Money Back), Erase Your Addictions COMPLETELY From Existence In The Same Time Frame, Have COMPLETELY CHRISTIAN FRIENDLY SPOUSE ONLY ORGIES WITH ENLIGHTENED TANTRIC SEX TEACHERS (If You Want To Now) And…”

Come Learn 1,000 Years Of Kung Fu In LITERALLY HOURS… By Coming To Enlightenment Week NOW!!!  I LOVE YOU BABY MI LION!!! I’M BACK!!! Will You Marry Me September 15th, 2018 In The Salt Lake Tabernacle???”

Before you donate to my research on immortality by filling in the application or clicking on the donation button below to get a FREE, No-Risk Strategy Consult on YOUR BUSINESS (whether you come to enlightenment week or not) keep reading as you’re praying for my family and I to get back together (can you help me out?) because there’s been some challenges that will be solved when you decide to come to enlightenment week now… yet first simply decide to enjoy the photos of my beautiful family below:

My wifey Priscilla and I before we got married February 23rd, 2013
I love you so much baby… I’m looking forward to seeing you at enlightenment week!!!!
Daddy loves you so much Gabriel!!! You're an angel just like your brother!!!
I’m so looking forward to seeing you my sweet little baby Gabriel!!! I love you so much it’s ridiculous!!! Ask Mommy to come to enlightenment week for me!!! I’ll see you soon!!!
If you're thinking of deciding to buy like my son Gabriel is... keep reading for more juicy details...
If you’re thinking of deciding to buy like my son Gabriel is… keep reading for more juicy details…
I love you so much my baby the LION of the TRIBE OF JUDAH... You remember this?
I love you so much my baby the LION of the TRIBE OF JUDAH… You remember this?
My FAMILY Together At Last!!!
I love you all so much and as you’re looking at the photo, imagine forgetting all of our problems out of existence (all of us together) and unifying in oneness to bring the Kingdom of Elohim to the earth in FUN and ENLIGHTENMENT (with LOTS of sex together every day as you’re coming to enlightenment week now if you want to or not it’s fine…)
My hot baby supermodel WIFEY before our wedding on September 15th, 2018 this year in the Mormon Tabernacle after she says "YES" TO ME!!! (before we have sex and give birth to YHVH of Armies)
My hot baby supermodel WIFEY before our wedding on September 15th, 2018 this year in the Mormon Tabernacle after she says “YES” TO ME!!! (before we have sex and give birth to YHVH of Armies)
I love my son Angel and Gabriel and my WIFE so much it's ridiculous!!! That's what enlightenment is all about!!! getting over your shit!!!
I love my son Angel and Gabriel and my WIFE so much it’s ridiculous!!! That’s what enlightenment is all about!!! getting over your shit!!!
As you look at this, remember how in love with me all of you are, wondering why you trust me so much?  Don't you?
As you look at this, remember how in love with me all of you are, wondering why you trust me so much? Don’t you?
A modeling photo of my futurely enlightened baby, Priscilla Chacon!!!
A modeling photo of my futurely enlightened baby, Priscilla Chacon!!!
My baby sporting her favorite shirt of me and David Sharpe together in Empower Network!!!
My baby sporting her favorite shirt of me and David Sharpe together in Empower Network!!!
You notice how happy we both are together now as you're reading, watching, and paying attention carefully?
You notice how happy we both are together now as you’re reading, watching, and paying attention carefully?
David Wood and Priscilla Chacon together before they had the Angel Gabriel!!!
David Wood and Priscilla Chacon together before they had the Angel Gabriel!!! My son Gabriel is literally the Angel Gabriel that appears to Jesus backwards in time in the New Testament. He is also Superman. I am not joking. Yet I am. Yet I am not. keep reading for more:
Look how in love we are in this photo out in Cancun Mexico at our non-legal wedding February 23rd, 2013!!!
Look how in love we are in this photo out in Cancun Mexico at our non-legal wedding February 23rd, 2013!!!
Drinking some champagne together before we have sex after our wedding (totally in love)
Drinking some champagne together before we have sex after our wedding (totally in love) before we head out to Enlightenment Week together. What would you pay to be able to meet… Jesus’s Father and Mother?
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If you take a look at Priscilla and I, then average out our faces, make us more beautiful than when we had Gabriel because we are actually both immortal already… what do you have? You have our son, Jesus, who a Mormon prophet says looks like this photo. Which looks EXACTLY LIKE US (more proof coming later.) What would you pay to meet Jesus’s Father? We’re just getting started. I’ll explain later. I’m ELOHIM. Nice to meet you!!!  Keep reading but before you do… feel free to donate now to our scientific research!!!

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*** DISCLAIMER: We Guarantee Enlightenment In 7 Days Or Your Money Back.  You Can Scroll Down To The Bottom (AFTER YOU READ THE WHOLE THING) To Fill Out An Application Today As You’re Deciding To Join Now If You Want To Or NOT It’s FINE WITH KING DAVID OF ISRAEL!!!  And You Can Believe In Me Or Not… It’s Your Choice?  Or Is It???  Keep Reading Now:

In this SECRET, DEEPLY PERSONAL LETTER, You’re About To Discover:

  • How To Heal Any Disease In LITERALLY HOURS (or At The Most Days)…
  • How I Reversed My Skin Aging From Looking Like It Was 60 Years Old After I Got Drugged With LARGE AMOUNTS Of Amphetamines For 30 Days Straight Against My Will… And Now I Look Like I’m 20 Years Old At The Ripe Young Age Of 37…
  • Now forget Amphetamines exist for a bit and remember only the healing…
  • How A Man Who Had 3 Compressed Vertebrae And Was Bedridden For 70 Days Was Spontaneously Healed While Watching One Of My YouTube Videos…
  • How To Eradicate Cancer By Changing Your Eating Habits, Doing “Repentance Based Change Work” And Re-Imagining Health Into Existence, While “Forgetting” Your Disease Out Of Existence TODAY… And Have It Disappear In 7 Days (Or Your Money Back)…
  • How To Learn Any Skill In MINUTES By Downloading It Directly From “Brain To Brain” Using This Secret “Matrix Based” Learning Technique From What I Call “The Flower Of Life Dimension Of Consciousness” And Supercharge Your Online “Get Rich Quick While Waking Up Spiritually” Results…
  • …and Much, Much More!!!

Here’s a photo of me getting arrested after this dude who worked for our company tried to murder me by drugging me with copious amounts of various different drugs.  Look how fucked up my skin, complexion, and basically everything is.  However I still look peaceful and happy, in jail… because enlightenment is about peace and happiness, and ending the karmic cycle of destruction in your life…

Here’s My “Before” PHOTO (I look like I’m about to die):

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Now, here is what I look like 1 year later with no creams, expensive pills, or anything:

Oh wait… that’s my son, Gabriel Kalel Wood Chacon taking his first steps in my old, favorite house ever with my wife and best friend, my sweet baby Priscilla.  (I miss you baby.  I’ll see you soon ok?  Watch me make $1,000,000 this week baby.  Better than before.  I love you and the kids so much it’s ridiculous…).  Maybe I was just creating a pattern interrupt from the jail photo as a part of my covert strategy to “unconsciously force you with you deciding with your own free will” to attend enlightenment week now by deciding to fill in the application…

Here’s a photo of what my skin and face looks like now:

What's my age you are guessing here? Keep reading for more details. I took this today (David Wood)
How old do I look here? When I walk down the street and ask random people, unless they see my little bald spot (also going away) they say I look 18-20 years old. I’m 37. A year ago, I looked 60 (see the photo above for proof and ask my wife). How is this possible? It is because I am enlightened, and immortal from a scientific discovery that I’m going to give to you, that can eradicate any disease you have in 7 days, or your money back… and also lead you to enlightenment.

Here’s Photo #2… After You’re Done, Scroll Up Again And Look At The Jail Photo, Then Scroll Down To Here.

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Look how young I look in this photo. How is this possible after the photo you see above? It is because I am immortal and enlightened, and am rewriting my biology with my consciousness.  I am the most intelligent man in the Universe in current time.  You guys have no idea what you’re reading right now and how powerful it is and the potential it has to ERADICATE EVERY PROBLEM IN HUMANITY.  Imagine sitting in the room with Bill Gates when he launched Microsoft.  This is 1,000 trillion times bigger than that.  We’re talking $400,000,000 commissions (at the highest level for our Central Banker Price) for 1 sale.  Obviously, it won’t cost you as much as them.  Enlightenment Week is affordable to everyone.  Fill in the application or donate to our research for details.  I LOVE YOU BABY!!!

Here’s Photo #3… As You Can See, I Go From Looking 60 Years Old, To Looking 18 Years Old In 12 Months ONLY (less, actually.  The photo above is about 10 months ago [the jail one]).  Pretty cool right?  What would you pay to have the secret of youth?

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This is the 3rd photo of King David (me) that I took right now as I’m making these final edits to this page. I look like I’m 18 years old again… even my hair is growing back. I’m 37. Have you ever wanted to discover the fountain of youth? That’s EXACTLY what you’ll get at enlightenment week.

Let’s put these in a collage real quick so you can see them all at once.  And it’s not just me:

Now, while a bunch of my friends are all running like scared baby pantihose buyers, some of my friends have decided already to jump in with me:

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Making these OLD EMPOWER NETWORK CHECKS LOOK PUNY.

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I have the most powerful secret in the Universe, and when you keep reading you’re going to learn everything from why my wife and I area actually fighting (which is she is still in a cycle of suffering.  I am not.  I am in a cycle of enlightenment, peace, and the Art of the Warrior, and working on projects that range from Enlightenment Week, to rebuilding the entire Universe into the Celestial Kingdom over the next 1 trillion 1,000 +-365 years or so.  I think THAT BIG.  And if you don’t, it’s fine.  I want to just help you heal your diseases, get your family back, erase your darkness from existence, bring out your light, and turn back the clock 20 years over the next 6 months, just like I was able to do.

What would that be worth to you?  BILLIONS (if you had it).  We’re talking about REAL PHYSICAL IMMORTALITY AND AGE REVERSAL.  ALREADY PROVEN.  NOT JUST ME.  10 YEARS OF AGE FALLING OFF SOMEONE’S SKIN IN 10 MINUTES (AND IT’S GETTING FASTER…) AND EVERYONE CAN SEE IT… EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT PARTAKING OF “THE SEPHIROTH…”

Certainly it’s worth more than simply filling out the application now to speak with myself or one of my 3 current Apostles.  This is an opportunity to work with Jesus’s Father and Mother, and the apostles of Elohim before the Kingdom of Elohim is established in Jerusalem.  I promise, I will be the most famous person on Earth by September 15th, 2018 (this year).

This letter is long for a reason.  I want you to trust me and know who I really am.  I want to work together to help you get your family back, while you’re helping me get my family back.  To save the world.  To heal the planet.  To grow back the rainforests.  To put an end to disease and war.  To travel the stars.  To build universes.

We’re going to DO IT ALL TOGETHER with the Most High… Getting Rich Online “The Easy King David Wood Way While We Restore Jerusalem…”

Just like these beautiful, scantily clad ladies want to do (you can imagine what they want with you…)

*** A LOT of people criticized me in the past for putting photos of beautiful ladies on my blog, strippers, and things like that.  I want to make it clear I am not associating these ladies with any of you, your families, or my family.  I put them there because:

a) You pay attention now to every word on this page as you continue reading carefully now today…
b) By putting strippers on my blog, I make them feel welcome like Jesus did.
c) Maybe (maybe) a bunch of them in the future will want to be one of my many wives and concubines, of course after I heal them of their diseases and whatnot.  (I can do that, no matter what the dieseses are…)

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Take a look at this photo now of Mount Arenal In Costa Rica, Close To Where I Fell In Love With My Baby Priscilla At The Tabacon Resort, realizing that in order to get the most out of this letter, you need to pay attention carefully to all of it’s content and deeply absorb it into your unconscious mind, because I’m about to show you the hidden, secret formula for attaining UNLIMITED, TAX-FREE WEALTH online in a way that “MASSIVELY DISRUPTS” the status quo, yet because of the depth of this content and it’s urgency and importance to YOU…

This is Mount Arenal in Costa Rica (Zion) Which Is Now An Inactive Volcano
This is Mount Arenal (I think that means sand or something) in Costa Rica, which later will be the head of Zion. The Mountain of the House of YHVH will be built on the most beautiful mountain there, which I will review in a later post.  Below you will find details on how you can Get Rich Online With The Next President Of The United States… so pay attention to the details carefully of the letter you’re about to read now that you’ve had that VERY LONG INTRODUCTION:

Date:  May 25th, 2018 At 9:12 A.M.
Location:  Phoenix, Arizona
My Intention:  To Help You Attain Enlightenment In 7 Days And Heal Every Personal Problem You Have In One Week… GUARANTEED, Or Your Money Back!!!!

Dear Friend,

It’s David Wood here, and right now I’m sitting in a VERY LARGE HOUSE in Phoenix, Arizona with my first two apostles, Matthew Gonzalez and Paul Gardiner.  By now as you’re reading this, you’re probably wondering… why should I pay attention to EVERY WORD ON THIS PAGE???

Maybe I’ll tell you what these ladies have to do with enlightenment week?

…the question is… do they have anything to do with it?  Or nothing at all?

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You Decide For Yourself As You’re Reading On Carefully!

Before we continue on, and I walk you through the exact process I used online to get this check for $4,833,394.20 On April 20th, 2013 (Just 4 Years After I Was Homeless, Living In A Van On The North Shore Of Oahu, Hawaii)… I wanted to tell you a quick story.

…really none of the girls above in the photo have anything to do with enlightenment week other than of course, EVERYONE (even Donald J. Trump) loves staring at beautiful women.  They are fun to look at… yet don’t get too distracted with them.  I want to help you get enlightened now with me because by now you realize that your life is going to slow and there MUST BE A BETTER WAY… right?  So I suppose my photo was a mind game (like many women often do) to get you to read more carefully and wake up more powerfully in your life now…

…really reading this letter is like a FLOWER OPENING (a Red Rose for my Baby Priscilla) in the Center of Time… Imagine for a second that there is a Dimension of Consciousness outside of TIME, and outside of SPACE (like the Buddha talked about in his sermon on the mount…) and as it opens as you’re reading this…

…imagine your chakras and energy centers now opening and receiving information from the Universe.  Last year, that’s what happened to me on May 20th, while I was listening to the following song that I call “The Song of Enlightenment” — go ahead and play the following video and leave it on during the duration of this letter.  It will help “soften” the hardness of parts of my message, which are carefully constructed to help you on purpose to get the results that you want.  Here is the song of enlightenment.  Just click play, and keep reading now as you softly absorb the rythm of the music.  Later, I’ll post my actual enlightenment audio (I recorded it.  The sound is muffled.  But it is majestic.  Probably the first full enlightenment in our generation captured on film in that way).  Click play now and keep scrolling with the music playing in the background.  Here is the play button below:

FIRST, look at the photo and GET EXCITED ABOUT THE POSSIBILITIES and then I’m going to tell you a quick story below it…

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So How Did I Get A Check With David Sharpe For $4,8333,394.20 On April 20th, 2015???

My rags to riches online wealth story is simple and it was a very bumpy road to get me to where I am now with the friendships, wealth, and success I am now creating in my life that FAR EXCEEDS what I have ever done in the past…

…let me tell you the story.  So a few years back I’m living in this Green 1996 Dodge Caravan with old, rusted out tires on the North Shore of Oahu, Hawaii and how I went from THAT to doing $200,000,000 in sales online (yes, $200 MILLION) and then LOST IT ALL on my journey to enlightenment through addictions, disease, relationship breakups, and now…

THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD IN THE HISTORY OF THE EARTH:

Well actually let me just share this quick video about what kind of skill advancement in all areas of your life is possible for you if you decide now to come to Enlightenment Week:

Lol.  My dancing video at the Las Vegas Bellagio!!!  You may have seen it!  We Love You The LION Of The Tribe Of JUDAH!!!

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Why am I posting this here?

Simple:

I couldn’t dance barely at all (really BAD white guy rythm May 20th, 2017.  Now, writing this letter it’s May 26th, 2018.  Why can I dance now?  Well, check out video #2 here now and I’ll continue… see when you’re enlightened, you start becoming like a little kid again in every area of your life:

See, I actually Remembered How To Dance Like This From Past LivesI Actually Learned To Dance One Day In About 10 Minutes!!! And Now Look How I Can Move For A 37 Year Old !???@@@!  Ridiculous, isn’t it?  I have now demonstrated the ability to download skills into other people’s brains (like the matrix) in literally minutes rather than years or decades.  Take for example this video of myself doing Kung Fu with my SECOND APOSTLE, Matthew Gonzales.  Only watch  (childhood best friend who lived down the street)… only watch the first 1 minute and 48 seconds and watch how fluid this student is for studying for 3 days.  It is like he has been doing martial arts his entire life.  (He has not.  He is newly enlightened as of like 3 days ago with me using the same secret “easy way to enlightenment process” I’m about to describe in this letter:

I’m joking about Sifu Fernandez.  I love that guy.  Before we continue on making the right decision together, I want to show you this special video.  Now at first glance, this might seem like nonsense to watch, but let me explain:

This is what consciousness looks like in the Flower of Life Dimension of Consciousness, which is the 2nd Main Dimension of Consciousness that I have the ability to directly perceive.  In this dimension, consciousness is non-local, yet in current time.  This is where consciousness begins to “decoher” from Quantum Energy down to the separation of individualty.  The reason it’s related to ‘DMT’ (which many think is a hallucinogen, but it is not.) is because that chemical is produced natively in the pineal gland of a human being and also our lungs… so when you do lots of meditation or prayer, your body produces larger amounts of DMT, which stands for “dimethyltryptomine”… Watch this video and I want you to think about the patterns of energy rotating around a problem that you’ve had in the past, while you’re healing now and completely forgetting what the problem even was in the first place, while deciding to change something BIG in your life today  Watch it for maybe 1-3 minutes and keep your eyes fixed, relaxed, and your breathing deep and imagine your problems dissolving into pure consciousness below while you’re paying attention to your deep, slow, careful breathing and attention is beginning to grow:

Now, it’s time to continue…

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…here is how you want to read this letter:

In AWE.

WONDER.

Amazement… and also wondering how you’re going to get your business and life to the next level, and if this can truly solve your business and personal issues once and for all, or not…

…I even propose to my Baby here (we’re already married but it is not legal yet) and you will see me attacking issues head on that truthfully, nobody I’ve ever met would ever even dare attack and face head on, and I’m doing it because I love my wife so much and my friends so much, that I have to help them because of what I know is going to happen next… BECAUSE:

The world is about to get VERY DANGEROUS FOLKS and I’m here to protect you, your children, and your family but to do that YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME NOW TO SURVIVE.  I’m telling you I don’t think I’m telling the truth — I know.  You’ll see what I mean.  I am not just enlightened.  I am an enlightened Prophet-King and Messiah Ben David from the prophecies of Ezekiel 37.  I’m here to restore Jerusalem, regrow the rainforests, and put the fish back into the sea with you by September 15th, 2024.  We are on a TIME CRUNCH and you’ll see why as you’re reading this, realizing that it is URGENT THAT YOU TAKE MASSIVE ACTION TODAY.

I’ll explain why in this very long article …and the reason this is going to be long is going to be VERY DETAILED and specific on how you can take immediate action and change things in your life that you have never dreamed were possible… solving all of your problems at a DEEP SOUL LEVEL at last.

I suggest reading this all the way through without clicking on any outside links, and then filling out the application (whether you think you can afford it or not, you CAN) and then going through my blog with a fine toothed comb as you prepare for our 1 on 1 strategy session with one of our Apostle-Coaches.  (Yes, I have Apostles.  3 of them and more coming.  We will eventually have 144,000 apostles and a BUNCH more people as we begin building the future and building a new spiritual movement that results in ENLIGHTENING ALL OF HUMANITY by May 20th, 2020… and much, much more.

So keep reading on:

ATTENTION ALL WORDPRESS BLOGGERS:  EVERY SECOND you do not write articles about EVERY SINGLE POST I write with your honest opinion you are LOSING SEO SPACE, as I’m about to call a Press Conference in a SECRET LOCATION!!!  After I do that there will be HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE wearing King David T-Shirts all over the United States and after that, Enlightenment Week will be permanently sold out anywhere from 6-18 months in advance.  It is going to get that hot and nasty.  Please consider being among those to donate to my scientific research on Immortality, which will provide FREE IMMORTALITY to ALL AMERICAN CITIZENS!!!

Here is a bunch of hot chicks at the beach excited for enlightenment week.
Ha ha ha. This photo, again designed psychologically to trap your attention in reading my letter carefully is of a bunch of young blondies begging their daddy to send them to enlightenment week with King David! No sexually arousing thoughts intended. Beautiful souls, aren’t they?

My gift Free Immortality will only be provided to ALL CITIZENS OF THE USA AND COSTA RICA after I win the Presidential Elections in 2020 if the U.S.A. agrees to a 10% incise tax (eliminating income taxes) to the Nation of Costa Rica, managed by the Mormon Church AND After Managing The ENTIRE USA From 10% ONLY With NO FUCKING INCOME TAX PERIOD!!! …The Nation Of Costa Rica will keep 10%, ONLY IF THEY ACCEPT ME AS THEIR KING BY POPULAR VOTE!!! – replacing ALL OF THE CURRENT TAX SYSTEM BY THE TORAH!!!!

Here is the only woman I am ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN, though.  Those other photos are for you.  She’s my sweetie and her name is Priscilla Chacon.  As you’ll see from the letter below, we’ve been having a hard time, yet it is all going exactly where it needs to go for us to be back together with YOU at enlightenment week… Here she is.  She is the most BEAUTIFUL WOMAN in the Universe and will be my First Lady in 2020!!!  I ask her to marry me below in a video on September 15th, 2018 in the Mormon Tabernacle in Salt Lake City.  Right now we’re married, yet not legally married yet:

Who Will Be The Next President Of The United States?  Keep Reading Carefully And Paying Close Attention NOW To Make The Best Decision For Yourself And Wake Up Your Brain And Natural Abilities Like You Never thought Possible… Look at the photos below, and imagine #KingDavid2020 Winning The Race:

*** Yup, my wife is EVEN HOTTER than Donald J. Trump’s!!!

Each time you see us in photos, now get more and more excited about filling in the application and coming with us to enlightenment week to get rid of all of your problems now… and then keep reading to learn about our story, our struggles, and the BIGGEST VICTORY IN THE BEST STORY EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

Here you go with the photos, then continue on paying attention carefully, reading and digesting every word about your newfound immortality and enlightenment:

And it’s pretty obvious I love her more too as you’ll see!  (I love you baby te amo.  I’m looking forward to seeing you at enlightenment week)…. watch me make $1,000,000 this week baby and help more people get rich than I ever did with my old 6,000 person paid events in Empower Network!!!

Now, what does this have to do with YOU sitting here RIGHT NOW?

Simple.

I want to help you solve the MOST DIFFICULT, IMPOSSIBLE problems in your life while helping you make FAR MORE MONEY than you ever have in the past… getting rich on the internet with me now, tax-free.

Here’s A Photo Of My Age Regressing From Massive Amphetamine Damage In 90 Days With No Expensive Skin Creams (I’ll Post Another Photo Below.  This One Is Pretty Incredible And Now I Look Like I’m 18 or 20 Years Old (except my little bald spot, which is also reversing, but slowly…)

Amphetamine Skin Damage Healed In 90 Days
This is a photo of about 90 days of health restoration that came after reversing my age.  I now look about 10-12 years or 15 years younger than the photo on the right and I am 37 years old.  Right now my age is regressing all across my biology (scientifically proven) every 24 hours…
This guy's back was spontaneously healed while watching one of my YouTube videos.
I’ll try and post a video testimonial from this guy later. This guy’s back was healed spontaneously watching one of my YouTube videos (I didn’t know he was there.) I’m trying to get him to get me a video testimonial so if you see this pal, shoot one over to theteachingsofkingdavid@gmail.com. He was in bed for 70 days and couldn’t move. This is one of about 200 “apostle like” healings I’ve done in the last 3 months. Earlier today I healed a woman’s flue in 30 seconds. More big things to come, I’ll explain how I do this later in this article.  Pretty lame photo, but I’m posting here as I’m writing this.  Keep reading and let’s get right into it, and I’ll show you how to get rich on the internet like you’ve never imagined.

This Is A VERY IMPORTANT Pre-Framing Message:

…in this sales letter I use a LOT of POSITIVE MOTIVATION, and also FEAR and A LOT of dirty cussing, talking about enlightened knowledge like the ability to use whatever language motivates and inspires (LIKE TONY ROBBINS DOES IN HIS EVENTS) and ALSO… some of it is HIGHLY OFFENSIVE…  I am doing it on purpose to help you and the people I love, because we have no time to change folks.  There is no longer options on the speed of implementation.  It is URGENT that you pay attention to me right now… and think about what you would do in your life differently if EVERY SINGLE EMOTIONAL ISSUE YOU HAVE RIGHT NOW WAS HEALED INSTANTLY!!!

“Well Watch This QUICK TONY ROBBINS Explanation Here On How To Unleash Your Inner Power With My “Way Faster Than Tony Robbins” As You’re Paying Attention To My Letter “Get Rich Quick Online” Enlightenment Method:”

Wait a second.  That’s not the explanation.  Look up Tony Robbins events… Or watch this video instead where the disclaimer explains it:

NOW, WATCH THIS VIDEO FROM “INFOWARS EXPERT ALEX JONES” EXPLAINING WHY READING THIS NOW IS URGENT:

…Watch This Video Below As You’re Deciding To Buy NOW (or NOT) ORRIN WOODWARD MY GOOD ENEMY TURNING NOW TO BEST FRIEND OF KING DAVID OF ISRAEL BECAUSE YOU AND I WANT THE SAME THING MY FRIEND… SALVATION BY GRACE BY THE LORD AND SAVIOR YHVH OF ARMIES JESUS CHIRST OF NAZARETH WHO CAME IN THE FLESH, AND WHO RULES THE UNIVERSE FROM THE HOLY CITY OF NEW JERUSALEM, THE UNIVERSE ENGINE, 1 TRILLION YEARS IN THE FUTURE LOOKING BACKWARDS IN TIME TO NOW THROUGH THE PARADOX MIND… AMEN… AMEN… AND AMEN WE WORSHIP YOU MY BEST FRIEND JESUS MY SAVIOR BY GRACE ALONE (NOT OF WORKS… LEST ANY MAN SHOULD BOAST!!!:

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This Woman HERE is my beautiful lady and welcome to be one of my many, many concubines appointed by my GLORIOUS WIFE… Dayanna Priscilla Chacon Solano!!!

…notice that I’m joking about that.  Maybe.  You’ll have to read every word carefully to find out right now… Very quickly scroll through the photos below as you’re paying attention carefully with me to my old successes, my new successes, and what we can create together as we lock arms together and fight the forces of evil.  Then continue on reading below for more details about how “speed enlightenment” is possible through a private, secret technology I “accidentally discovered” when I was looking for personal healing in May of 2017 that led to a “Quantum Breakthrough” in the ability to learn new skills, heal any disease, and also…

…I Have Discovered “The Sephiroth” or the Hebrew word for “The Tree of Life.”  I, David Michael Wood, Am Immortal And Enlightened, Getting Younger Every 24 Hours At The Age Of 37 Years Old.  You Can Be, Too If You Come To Enlightenment Week!  

…enjoy the photos as you quickly scroll through, seeing the beautiful things we are going to create together when we focus now on a single mission and give you secret access to the elixer of enlightenment… are there secret concubines in these photos?  You decide.

…WAIT A SECOND???? AJSDF;LKAJDG!!!32K53@$%@#%

*** Pattern interrupt resulting in you paying more “juicy attention” to the every detail in this blog post today, as you’re “deciding to get laid daily at home with your own husband or wife more, whether you work or not…”

Where Are The Fucking Concubines… Certainly You’re Not Talking About ASHLEY NEEDLES????? @#$@%#@%@%$@#%#@?????? W.T.F.???J:LKJ:LKJ  Keep Reading To Learn How David Wood Is Going To CONSECRATE ALL OF HIS PROPERTY TO HIS WIFE, MY SWEET LOVING BABY PRISCILLA????  Do it NOW BY DECIDING TO JUST GET ALL IN!!!

*** I make fun of Ashley a lot below, it’s all with a grain of salt.  She is, and was a good woman.  She just had addictions (like I did, of course) and a bunch of personality disorders in the past, but now has changed.  I’m happy for her!

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*** I’m actually joking about the concubines.  I only want one woman for myself to love her all of my days, and her name is my sweet baby, Priscilla Chacon.  Well, I might be joking.  You tell me in the comments whether you think I am or not.

Lol.  I LOVE The LION of the Tribe of Judah!!!

The LION Of The Tribe Of Judah
According to many articles and publications by King David, the lion of the tribe of judah is NOT a man. She is a woman (Jesus’s sister) and her name is Priscilla Chacon.

“THIS DOCUMENT IS COPYWRITED BY I AM TRANSFORMATION INTERNATIONAL, S.L.R.”

By Continuing To Read This You Are Agreeing To Our Privacy Policies And Terms And Conditions And Are SIGNING A DIGITAL NDA With Your Consciousness As You’re Scrolling Through Getting Ready To Join Now…  Keep Reading For MORE JUICY DETAILS on How AshRien  Needles (my ex wife) cheated on me and destroyed my heart, leading me to finding the love of my life (I’m so thankful) and marrying my best friend, Priscilla Chacon…

…AS YOU’RE DECIDING TO COME TO ENLIGHTENMENT WEEK NOW!!!

Now this next bit is a little bit of a strong rebuke to the people who have been surrounding my wife putting stories into her head since I’ve been enlightened.  Below this I have a HARD, but LOVING REBUKE for my sweetie’s Mom (who I love) that is going to be so intense you’ll have a hard time sitting in your chair.

You might be asking why I need to be so strong.  It’s really simple… We have had a situation going on for a very long time where both of our family’s have been interfering with our relationship in a way that is hurting our kids and our family.

Rather than running from drama as the “big wig gurus” would do.  What I’m doing is totally different… replacing hiding with COMPLETE AUTHENTICITY so you can truly see my soul.

Why?

Because I want you to know my good friend, that I have been through whatever you have been through and more.

As you’re reading this, you’ll be SHOCKED and in AWE at the brutality of my message, and also my level of deep understanding of the human psyche… and there may even be a part of you that gets temporarily agitated and scared.  I am doing that on purpose to activate deep seated fears you may have about your future that may prevent you from deciding to Enlightenment Week with us and create the change and the income and the business family you truly desire in your life, just like what happened for me.

So be forgiving as you read, and keep in mind this is from a DEEP PLACE of love and defending my family against attacks that if I was not willing to be BOLD, would have completely destroyed my family years ago (but they have not.  Instead we are more strong and headed in the direction that is so majestic, it is a very rare person who is awesome enough like YOU ARE to imagine it…

“…A Prophetic Rebuke To Those Who Are False Prophets, Cowards, Thieves, And Manipulators In Costa Rica That In The Past Have Been Fighting King David (Me) And My Wife And I’s Happiness And Peace …and it shall come to pass:”

(Keep reading below for details.  More descriptive and controversial story coming soon)

A Revelation From The Most High To “Those Who Were In The Past” Cowards, Liars, False Prophets, And Thieves Who In Their Stupidity Are Attacking The Most Important Revolutionaries That Have Walked The Earth Since Jesus Of Nazareth (My Wife Priscilla And I Together):

First, watch this YouTube video below to hear me talk about “The Definition Of Stupidity…” on stage at the No Excuses II Summit.  After you watch the video now, be sure to donate to my Scientific Research on IMMORTALITY:

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Here is the specific revelation from YHVH of Armies regarding “those” who have transgressed against the family of King David and Queen Dayanna:

“If they do not repent (speaking specifically to the False Prophets who are surrounding The LION Of The Tribe Of Judah, including close friends and family, and even her Mother (who I love with all my heart). there will be exponentially compounding destruction in patterns of 3,6,9 and also 5,7,10 that will expand as it dismantles your negative energy, leading you back to an eternal cycle of repentance, confession, forsaking of sin, and the destruction will exponentially compound at a ratio determined by the Angels in heaven or the Father and Mother, Elohim-Shan-Ti-Rah, with the intention of leading those who are lost to salvation in this world, and also the world to come…”

And:

“To be clear, you are not necessarily at fault, and for example some of Priscilla’s sisters are not, and those who are responsible shall be destroyed by the most high and be cast out at the last day, if they do not repent…  (which many of them will not, yet many of us will)

And:

“There are many of them who do not know what they are doing and the damage they are causing, and are not as much at fault, but are guilty by association, at fault AND IS ALSO A VICTIM OF HER LYING MOTHER [she has not seen her Father in YEARS from lying, thieving bullshit AND NEITHER HAS PRISCILLA!!!] and…) that destruction will fall on the Nation of Costa Rica and the Demonic Energy from Satan will multiply, as there is a GREAT CURSE on the Entire Universe which will multiply, eventually leading to the deaths of entire nations, if they do not repent, because of those who are False Prophet Costa Rican Judges, Lying Psychologists, And False Prophet Preachers who… in their own words:”

“They Teach For Doctrine The Commandments Of Men, Having A Form Of Godliness, But They Deny The Power Thereof” – Something like my Savior Jesus talking to that REAL PROPHET Isaiah In Chapter 29 Or Something Like That.  Right Now He’s Talking To Those Who Have Been In The Past False Prophets And Negative Influencers Surrounding King David’s Wife, including “in the past” her Mother, The Dumb Psychologists In Costa Rica That Have Resulted In King David Not Seeing His Children and Family Since JANUARY… Gabriel And Angel if you SEE THIS I LOVE YOU AND I’LL SEE YOU AGAIN SOON MY BABIES WITH YOUR MOM AND WE’LL BE TOGETHER AGAIN MI FAMILIA HERMOSOS!!!

“TO THE GLORIOUS COSTA RICAN GOVERNMENT:  I AM publishing this PUBLICLY warning you that after Costa Rica is changed into Zion (from VOTING) – if those who are in power continuously interfere with me seeing my son and my wife, every single one of the irresponsible people, judges, and psychologists will be taken to the outside gates of the City of San Jose and after they are tried in both Zion and Jerusalem, the Judges will decree severe punishment, possibly being stoned publicly by children who have lost their Fathers and Mothers because of irresponsible lying bullshit Judges, and Hypocrites.  The punishments will probably vary determined by the severity of the interference, understanding that any interference with King David and his mission results in the work of Elohim being halted, and therefore they who transgress are directly responsible for the deaths of children, wars, rumors of wars, and great wickedness and sin.  It is for this reason that the YHVH Elohim are calling them to repentance for their wickedness and transgressions…”

“FOOLS!  When I AM President of the United States in 2020COSTA RICA will be a MORE IMPORTANT ALLY THAN JERUSALEM AFTER JERUSALEM IS RESTORED and ALL COSTA RICAN CITIZENS (natural born) will receive HONORARY CITIZENSHIP to the United States AND A FREE PASSPORT!!!”

ALSO if you attempt in any way to seize ownership of this blog for posting photos and attempt to transfer this to Priscilla Chacon from nonsense (I AM GOING TO BE THE FIRST USA PRESIDENT WITH A COSTA RICAN FIRST LADY PEOPLE!!! WAKE UP FOR HOW COOL THAT WILL BE FOR ALL OF COSTA RICA!!!) I’ll get the FEMALE POWER laws from Costa Rica (which are blessed if they are utilized in Righteousness) passed in every state of the U.S.A. in 4 years and Costa Rica will be the RICHEST COUNTRY IN THE UNIVERSE because the Mountain of the HOUSE OF YHVH will be established out there in a Secret Location and Costa Rican’s will own (natural born native citizens) 10% of the profits!!!  “Don’t Fuck With, Attempt To Harm, Or Interfere With My Servant David” saith YHVH of Armies!!!  You CANNOT INTERFERE WITH FREEDOM OF THE PRESS!!!”

Special Coded Message Before We Continue… klasdjfa;kj a;lkjsdfa;lkj c,as;krt

What’s that mean?  Read THIS ENTIRE BLOG POST TO DECODE THE HEXAGRAM!!!

*** It’s actually nothing.  It’s there designed as a pattern interrupt to get you to realize that I love you, and if you pay attention more carefully you will make a better buying decision and decide to align with me now.  By the way… NOW I want you to realize I am sharing this “gruesome story” to help you understand what enlightenment is really all about, which is bringing the entire world to repentance, faith, change, and righteousness, or more specifically, the prosperity and blessing of nations.  I use “colorful” illustrations and stories to trap your attention, as you’re going into a deep trance, and as you do:

“Let the Holy Spirit Fall On You Backwards In Time From The Future From The Time It Actually Falls On You… Now…”

THIS IS A NEWS BLOG!!!  …SO IF THEY TRY AND STOP MESSIAH BEN DAVID, KING OF ISRAEL through some ridiculous legal war like when you sued your ex husband after 20 years and threw him out on the street with nothing, not allowing any of your daughters to see their Father because of complete nonsense (This is A Message To My Baby’s MOM…) it is not going to work very well because of the Freedom of the Press Laws in the United States.  I am a U.S.A. Citizen, not a Costa Rican Citizen.  I hope that makes sense.  Please stop giving your daughter bad advice that is hurting our family and children and get out of our lives for 3-6 months or something so we can heal without you around.

Keep reading (and refreshing as I’m writing this LIVE) for a PRIVATE SECRET MESSAGE that King David Michael Wood sent Priscilla’s False Prophet Mother for CONSTANTLY INTERFERING WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP (Big Karmic Rebuke Coming That’s EVEN BETTER Than The DRAMA I Created For My Good Friend Eric Worre)…

…also as you’re staring at this photo, I want you to remember what it is like to be totally happy, in love, and just making the best decision in your life.  I “Got All In” with my wife on February 23rd, 2013 in Cancun, Mexico… and I have never been so in love with anyone in my life since.  This woman is my best friend, my lover, my wife, my closes ally, and the BEST WOMAN I HAVE EVER MET PERIOD.

I love you baby please forgive me in advance for what I’m about to say to your Mom I promise I’m doing it for our safety and the happiness of you and the kids. 

I also promise by the end of this letter (might take me a few days to finish it) you will feel like a completely new woman, ready to take on the world with me now as you’re entirely forgetting what happened, and also if you’re reading this and you’re not her (there will be thousands who read this entire page DAILY because of my exponentially growing traffic, leads, and sales) you will feel better about your decision to align with us, and work with someone who is willing to tell you the TRUTH NO MATTER WHAT!

"You're Looking At Jesus's Father And Mother"
Shocking Controversy:  This is going to sound wild to you… You’re looking at Jesus’s Father and Mother in a very literal AND figurative way, because we are in their exact image. People always stare at my wife and I wherever we go and they NEVER stare at other people like that, no matter how beautiful they are. Because she looks like Mary, and also (even closer) to Eve.

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“KEEP READING FOR JUICY DETAILS ON HOW I AM GOING TO LOVE MY WOMAN FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AS HER MOM FINALLY LEAVES THE HOUSE AND LEAVES OUR RELATIONSHIP ALONE FOREVER!!!

…yes!!!

…oh YES!!!

…KEEP READING TO LEARN ABOUT MY PLAN TO START A BAREFOOT ENLIGHTENED SPIRITUAL MOVEMENT, RESTORE CONSTITUTIONAL LIBERTIES, AND MAKE AMERICAN’S RAW AND AUTHENTIC AGAIN, GETTING RID OF INCOME TAX ENTIRELY AND BLOWING UP THE I.R.S. BUILDINGS LEGALLY AS A PART OF A CONTROLLED DEMOLITION (KEEP READING AND WATCH THE PHOTO BELOW FOR JUICY DETAILS…

…say out loud:  “I LOVE AND HONOR (BUT DO NOT WORSHIP) KING DAVID (MESSIAH BEN DAVID, KING OF ISRAEL!!!”

———START OF A LOVING EMAIL I SENT TO PRISCILLA CHACON’S WONDERFUL MOTHER.  AS A VERY QUICK BACKGROUND HERE (NOT MUCH NEEDED AS THE EMAIL WAS VERY DETAILED AS YOU WILL SOON READ) SHE HAS BEEN INTERFERING WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP EVERY SINGLE TIME SHE GETS NEAR THE FAMILY FOR YEARS———

*** DISCLAIMER:  This is going to get VERY DRAMATIC for a bit to really help sink in the point, and demonstrate authenticity and directness at a level you have probably almost never seen.  You may be wondering what the following email has to do with Enlightenment.  It’s pretty simple.  If you look at the life of Jesus Christ of Nazareth or Buddha, basically every single time there is an enlightened spiritual teacher rising into power, they are first rejected by all of their friends, family, and pre-existing circle, often with VIOLENT and POSSESSIVE opposition because…

…when you liberate YOUR OWN SPIRITUAL ENERGY, often you realize that the old patterns you’ve been running are destructive and only lead to suffering, and then when you are out in the world acting like a young child again at 37 years old (I have the energy of like 15 5 year olds and I’m 37.  I actually probably play, study, and read more than my 4 year old Son, Gabriel.

Watch how I dismantle a kind of negative energy that has kept my family stuck for years, and finally step into the power that I’ve always been destined to have WITH MY WIFE, BABY, AND LADY BY MY SIDE as the new First Lady in 2020, with an army of people who are awakened and causing a new Spiritual Revolution, leading to the COMPLETE RESORATION OF JERUSALEM, the end to Death and Suffering, and World Peace.

Mami, please understand I love you and I just want this to change.  I love your daughter with all my heart and I know that what I am going to say is going to hurt you.  It has to be this way, I need you away from my family for a little while.  Give us some space and let Priscilla make her decisions without you around.  You are massively manipulating her and preventing our family from healing.  I LOVE YOU AND YOU HAVE BEEN A GREAT FRIEND OVER THE YEARS.  This just has to stop.

——-start of email to “MAMI” which means “Mom” in Spanish——

Hey MAMI,

I wanted to write you a letter from my heart to yours, and have a conversation.  I will probably text you about it or email it to Priscilla Chacon and if I don’t hear a response, I will probably post it on my blog.  With Priscilla’s permission, I want you to actually respond to this and send your response to workwithdavidwood@icloud.com.  The English version will be below so if you don’t understand something please have Priscilla translate what I actually wrote.  Baby I am sending this to you in order to pass it on to your Mom – please send it to her.

If you think about it, we haven’t talked or had a conversation since January when Priscilla and I had a manifestation in our house that was demonic, that truthfully, I think I’ve been hurt more by than anyone.

(I have been much more hurt by that than Priscilla was, if you think about it.  I have not seen my wife OR my children except twice with my wife and once with my children since January.)

Look, I know you are worried about your daughter being around me, and you’re worried about whether or not she will live around me.

I promise you that I will keep your daughter safe, and love her all of her life.  She misses me and the kids miss me and they both need me around to feel whole again.

Priscilla is my soul mate.  She is literally the other half of my consciousness.  She is all I want in the world. I would not want to be back around her again if I thought I was not safe again.  We are WAY HAPPIER TOGETHER than we are apart. BOTH OF US.  Look at how happy we are together when we are together:

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Why am I sending you this?  Because look at this.  Your daughter has never loved a man like she loves me, and never will again.  I know the things that happened are unfortunate and I’m here to love your daughter with all of my heart, might, mind, and soul.  I probably have to be a bit of a jerk to do that because as Priscilla was always saying before I was enlightened, I need to “have balls.”  Well, now that I’ve got them, both of you are having a hard time dealing with what it is like to be around a real man who sticks to his vision and his God and who he is no matter what for the benefit of the family.  Look at how happy our family is when we’re together in all of these photos, without you interfering with our business… AND THAT’S OK, BECUASE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT’S FRIGGIN’ RIDICULOUS!!!

I KNOW it’s been hard, and weird.  Truthfully, I do not believe any of this would happen if you were not around as your energy is completely destructive to us.  I can help you with that but I know you will not.

Priscilla is just awesome and nice to you.  Too much to be honest.

I’m going to be honest with you.  First of all, I love you and think you’re a great Mom who sometimes does things right, and sometimes doesn’t do the right thing like all of us.

I also feel like you are constantly interfering with my relationship with Priscilla in a way that was inappropriate.  For example, when Priscilla was going to come to Alaska to see me in a totally safe environment around my brother Aki, who convinced her not to?

You did.

When she was going to come see me in Las Vegas I was more excited than I have been all year.  I miss your daughter so much you cannot even imagine it. She and the kids are all I want in the whole world.  Who convinced her not to?

You tell me if I’m right – I’m pretty sure you did.

What did you do when I moved out of the house?

You immediately moved into her house with her sister, creating a situation where it is impossible for me to come home.

i LOVE YOU WITH ALL OF MY HEART, MIGHT, MIND AND SOUL MAMI!!! THANK YOU FOR GIVING BIRTH TO MY LOVELY WIFE THAT’S YOUR DOING!!!

Why did she do it?  Probably, you encouraged her to.  There was no reason for that. I was outside of the country and because of it (essentially because of you) I do not have a home and have to spend all of the money that I have which SHOULD GO TO THE KIDS on new places to stay because I haven’t had a stable place to stay except the last 2-3 weeks since January.  It has been EXTREMELY DIFFICULT to work in this environment and all I’ve wanted the entire time was to go home.

I’m going to be straight with you here because I love you, I love my kids, and I love your daughter and someone has to tell you the truth:

You have no business giving relationship advice or interfering with our relationship. I just wanted to set a firm boundary, it is YOUR CHOICE WHETHER TO RESPECT IT OR NOT!!!

Your relationships (all of them) in your life were awful in your own words. You despise men and are constantly interfering with the relationships in your kids to the point where at any given time – at least 1-3 of them will not even talk to you.

EVERY SINGLE TIME you get involved in our family, Priscilla and I break up.  Every time. With zero exemptions. Everytime you are not involved AT ALL, Priscilla and I BARELY FIGHT AT ALL.

You have problems.  Like WAY, WAY bigger problems than either Priscilla or I have or have ever had, or ever will have.  All of her problems that have come up over the years are also caused directly by how you’ve mistreated her, and abused her as a child.  She is a million times more healed than you, she is better at relationships than you, she does not need your help anymore — she is a grown, 29 year old woman (who granted, looks like she’s 18.  I love you baby).

You keeping me away from her is the reason we are broke right now, because had you not interfered, Priscilla and I would have been back together in February or the latest March, and we’d be happy right now and the kids would be happy.  I would have been there for at least Angel’s birthday and Priscilla’s birthday. Why wasn’t I?

Because you are constantly interfering in a massively unhealthy way AND putting things into your daughter’s head that is not true.

One time, as an example – you exploded in our house in Escazu on Priscilla calling her names so loudly that the neighbors heard, so that was the end of you working for us.

WE LITERALLY STOPPED FIGHTING ENTIRELY THE ENTIRE TIME YOU WERE AWAY.

In six months – we had ZERO serious fights without you around, Mami, AND THAT’S NOT TO SAY WE DIDN’T WANT YOU AROUND… WE DID WITH ALL OF OUR HEARTS!!!! This was just because of stuff that is now ‘in the past’.  Now I’m saying this in love.  Please back off from our relationship we do not need your opinions anymore.

Why?

Because you stir up trouble constantly putting things into her head, and create drama everywhere you go that is hurtful to everyone connected to you.  So when you are not around, our relationship is peaceful. I actually have wished many times you would just stay away and let us be happy together and when you come, just come briefly and go to your own space.   But you do not.  You invade our space and take it over, creating drama and victim stories for our family because you are caught in a cycle of suffering.  Because we are WAY HAPPIER without you around.  Period.

Now that being said – you can ask Priscilla – I actually love you AND like you.  I just don’t like how you constantly are interfering with our lives and YOU KNOW it’s wrong.

For example – who told Priscilla to move into a new house when we were in Escazu?

You did.

(as a background story here to my reader [YOU], my baby’s Mom encouraged her to get her own house when we were a happy family out in Escazu and just moved into a dream house, after she orchestrated a dramatic explosion because I was dumb enough to have our Mother in Law work in the house and couldn’t be strong enough to set my foot down.  Something I’d call massively destructive, codependent behavior.  This is an example of a cycle of karmic suffering.  In relationships, karma is always paid.  You must treat your husband or wife well or it comes back to slap you.  Trust me.  I know.)

Your advice, combined with my brother interfering (and of course me listening to him and also suing Priscilla) — it ended our relationship.  LIKE IT ALWAYS DOES BECAUSE YOUR ADVICE IS HORRIBLE AND MISPLACED. The reason is, you suck at relationships way worse than either of us do. No offense.  It’s the truth.  Priscilla and I are AWESOME TOGETHER WHEN YOU ARE NOT AROUND, Mami.

Here’s another example of something that makes me mad—it’s how you use your daughter and at the same time, pit her against her husband and others.

What do I mean?

Well I was talking to Priscilla the other week, and she told me she has no space at all and is going a bit nuts, because for example she was trying to sing and the kids were running everywhere – why didn’t she have space?

It’s because you and Fernanda aren’t helping her enough.  

Why?

Because she doesn’t have money to pay you, you are just mooching off of her hard work by staying in the house without contributing anything real to her, only drama that is destroying her family and her kids with your bullshit.  Sorry if this hurts or makes you mad, it is the truth.

Do you know how pathetic of an excuse that is?

Priscilla is giving you a free house and you cannot even help her watch the children so she can sing and do her things for free as an exchange like a normal person would do?

It is wrong.  If I was there – Priscilla would have TONS of space, like she did when I was there before.  Why? Because I would watch the kids because I love them to help her out, and we would be a happy family together.

Look, I know you don’t believe I’m King David and you are bothered about it.  But do you know what you are doing?

You are persecuting me in the EXACT PATTERN that Jesus was persecuted in the New Testament.

When I was in Alaska with Aki, my brother Aki said that I act exactly like Jesus did in the New Testament.  He had a bit of a hard time with it because I was doing change work with him.  But the pattern you are running on me is a pattern of persecution.  Period.

My Brother Aki Wood At An Empower Network "Don't Be A Wussy" Event!!!
This is my brother Aki Wood at an old Empower Network “don’t be a wussy” event hugging some random lady!!! Aki said “you act like Jesus” when I went up to see him. He had a hard time with it too because he’s my brother and a prophet isn’t a prophet in his own home town according to Jesus.

Now here’s the thing – whether you believe I am King David or not is not really my business to criticize.  Your beliefs are your beliefs and Jesus is the savior of us both. He’s your savior, not me.

So I’m going to just tell you the truth here:

I am having so many miracles happen around me that you cannot even fathom it, because you simply do not have the faith and righteousness I have in my life.  You have been MASSIVELY INTERFERING with the most important relationship in my life (my sweet baby Priscilla) and it’s time for the bullshit to stop.  I have been leaving you alone, but I will not sit idly by as your witchcraft and personality disordered lies hurt my family, but I will do whatever I have to do to make sure you give us space so your beautiful daughter can be my wifey again and our family can get back together again with our kiddos.

For example, I had someone get on one of my livestreams the other day who was in bed for 90 days with compressed vertebrae that were so painful he could not move.  That day just watching my livestream he was healed instantly (all pain and nerve compression gone) without me even saying anything to him.

The next day he played 18 rounds of golf.  (video coming soon)

When I went to go help Alice, Jonny’s Ex-Wife, she had just been raped and had broken ribs and could barely breathe.  Normally broken ribs take 1.5-3 months to totally heal. She healed completely in 5 days by giving her Celestial Medicine and also ALL of her personality disorders were GONE COMPLETELY in the first 7 hours of being around her.  You have been preventing me from helping your daughter ever since I went to Costa Rica, putting nonsense and fear in her head, stirring up constant drama and stories.

This girl (Jonny’s wife) was so messed up she had actually stabbed Jonny in the back one time with scissors for no reason and he almost died.  Talk to my brother Will and ask him how healed she is. Ask her on Facebook – her name is “North Sky” and is on Jonny’s friends list.

I have had multiple people have visions about me who I haven’t talked to.  Not all of them are still in my sphere of communication. For example, Jose (my old video guy) saw a vision of the Mountain of the House of YHVH out in the mountain in Costa Rica and I hadn’t even told him that I had a vision about it, because we weren’t talking at all.  MANY PEOPLE HAVE HAD VISIONS ABOUT IT MAMI.  Not just your daughter Priscilla

Also, Priscilla had a vision about it and saw Angels who appeared to her and told her to join the Mormon Church, and also told her that it is URGENT that we start construction on the Mountain of the House of YHVH – something I COULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN WORKING ON if Priscilla and I were together because I need her by my side.

Look, if I hurt Priscilla AT ALL the punishment for me from God is so severe I would never even think about it.  If she dies, I literally believe that the Universe will never exist at all, because she is Shan-Ti-Rah, or the Mother of all Living.  I would never, ever, ever in a million years hurt your daughter.

She is my best friend. 

She is my lover.

She is my soulmate.

Let's Lock Arms And Fight The Forces Of Evil!!!
Baby, let’s lock arms and fight the forces of evil TOGETHER. That right now is getting your Mom out of the house. I’m sorry I have to post this publicly you haven’t left me a choice baby. I’ve been patient and patient and patient. I love you sweetie.

The other day when I was worried about Priscilla, I prayed and asked God about it and he gave me the following revelation about the punishments (including for myself) for harming her.  Read it. This also applies to me… and if you think I would harm her anyways (without this) you do not know me at all.  Which after all these years… you don’t.  Baby you know me.  Your Mom does not.  She is incredibly destructive to our family and i am putting this out there because I want to heal with you baby… PLEASE come to enlightenment week with me and hangout.  It will be the FUNNEST WEEK EVER IN YOUR LIFE.  I’m waiting for you baby I need you by my side you’re my best friend!!!

Here is the revelation Mami/Baby about how I have to treat you.  It doesn’t matter if you believe my revelations now or not.  LOTS OF PEOPLE DO and more importantly, I believe them because I know that they are true by the power of the Holy Spirit and the sheer amount of miracles I can perform with my consciousness.  You are denying the Holy Spirit in the middle of the GREATEST MIRACLE ANY OF US HAVE SEEN IN OUR LIVES AND I COMMAND YOU TO STOP RIGHT NOW AND HELP US IN THE NAME OF JESUS.

It is urgent that you make a decision to join now.  Humanity is running out of time to solve this before the Karmic buildup is too great and all of our economic systems collapse in a pile of ruin as we enter into a famine and World War that once starts, there will be no escape if we all do not change.

Read it now and then continue on to learn more about enlightenment week.  This is an example of different kinds of enlightened knowledge (that you may agree with and may not, it is not important to believe everything I say to come to enlightenment week):

1  The LION of the Tribe of Judah is the most important woman in the Universe, and she shall be protected at ALL COSTS, and the expense of any amount of resources.  Her life is sacred to me, saith YHVH of Armies.

2  If any man shall harm her, in this same manner shall he be harmed with a multiplication of at least 10 times, and it shall be filmed and displayed publicly in Zion, after the Law shall be established.

3  If any woman shall harm her intentionally and two or three witnesses testify in front of the judges, and the Holy Spirit witnesses to them of the truthfulness of the matter accompanied by scientific evidence that cannot be refuted, they shall be harmed in the same manner by a factor of three, and it shall be public.

4  If any man attempts to violate the LION of the Tribe of Judah against her free will sexually, he shall be taken to the outside gates of the city with Movie Cameras, and women who have been raped in the past shall pick up stones, and stone them until they die.

5  If anyone harms the children intentionally in a serious physical manner, they shall be harmed in this same manner with a multiplication of 20 times on the first offense, and on the second offense (if the crime is ever repeated) they shall have a millstone hanged about their neck, and cast into the sea.  Children must be protected at all costs, and right now all of humanity is an abomination to me for making constant excuses to not feed the starving children of the world and take care of their babies, saith YHVH of armies.

6  If any man or woman shall even think of harming the LION of the Tribe of Judah in any way (including yourself) a curse shall fall upon them as the protection of Elohim the Father lifts off, and the Karma for the thoughts will increase at an equal rate to the increasing consciousness of humanity.

7  If you ever cheat on the LION of the Tribe of Judah or sleep with another woman (unless she gives her to you as a concubine, which is her choice and yours), a curse shall fall on you and your life will be taken at the hands of your enemies, and you will die and the Kingdom of Elohim will never come.

8  If you catch someone or more than one person in the act of violating your wife, you shall take hold of them utilizing any amount of force or psychology, at the expense of your own life if required and break the necks of everyone attempting to harm her, and they shall never walk again, saith YHVH of Armies.  A man who will not protect his wife is a coward and shall be cast away from my presence.

9  If anyone (man or woman) casts spells or utilizes witchcraft or manipulative psychology on the LION of the Tribe of Judah in an attempt to control, manipulate, harm, or coerce her in a malicious manner—their own spells and witchcraft shall fall on themselves with a multiplication of the karma intended for her, not touching her and destroying themselves, saith YHVH of Armies.

10  The eternal punishment for causing serious physical harm or sexual harm to Priscilla Chacon or her two children, Angel and Gabriel (including for yourself) after you have received the Holy Spirit and know Jesus and also know she is my daughter, is to be cast into outer darkness for a minimum time period of 1 trillion years, and a maximum punishment of 133 trillion, where there shall be weeping, and wailing, and gnashing of teeth, their entire consciousness fed on and devoured constantly by Anti-Consciousness, tortured by their own imaginations.

11  If anyone sins against YOU (King David) it shall be forgiven them, but if anyone sins against HER (the LION of the Tribe of Judah) …it shall not be forgiven them in this world, nor in the world to come.  This is also including yourself. You must treat your wife properly at all times and love her with all of your heart, might, mind, and soul – and treat her even better than you treat yourself. This is the order of heaven.

12  If any man witnesses her being harmed in any way and does not step in to defend her with all of his heart, mind, and soul, and he knows who she is — that man shall be cast out of my presence.

13  These are the basic rules and model for how we defend women in the Celestial Kingdom – viciously, with jealousy and any amount of force necessary, for the Elohim are all jealous Elohim, visiting the iniquities of the Fathers on the 3rd and 4th generation of them that hate or disrespect our wives in any manner.

14  For I, YHVH your Elohim repented that I made man in the time of the flood, but did I ever repent that I made women?  No, I did not.

15  If you do not hear back from your wife in 7 days you shall go to Costa Rica and find her at all costs, contacting the Whitehouse and every government body imaginable to make sure she is safe and protected, saith YHVH of Armies, and if they do not help at all costs a curse shall fall on all of the people’s and countries that attempt in any way to interfere with her complete safety and protection.

16  Many people are lying to her and trying to break your family apart and end your relationship permanently with their witchcrafts, sorceries, and social pressures.  Yet you shall emerge victorious and if you follow me, your family shall be restored safely, saith YHVH of Armies. As we speak, the energetic connections in the spiritual dimensions are being restored as the powers of Satan are being bound and destroyed by the Angels in Heaven.  The AntiChrist is getting powerful, but remember that the PEOPLE together are more POWERFUL in FREEDOM than he is in CONTROL and domination, for I, YHVH your Elohim am an Elohim of Freedom.

17  You must break her out of the demonic stronghold that she is in right now in Costa Rica.  I will not tell you how it all works. You must ask, and you shall receive, and break it apart in my name, saith YHVH of Armies.

18  This is the end of the basic revelation of responsibilities and duties regarding the protection of the LION of the TRIBE of Judah.  As the Great Tribulation comes closer and your test is proving more and more victorious, the spiritual manifestations from both the Light (the savior Jesus) and the darkness (Lucifer, who became the Devil, the father of all lies) shall increase, and also the miracles that the righteous create in my name shall increase as the Kingdom of Elohim and the Anti-Kingdom of Lucifer increase in power at an equal, yet not equal way.

19 (Control cannot equal freedom).

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——–end of revelation——–

Reading that, how can you possibly think I want anything but your daughter to LIVE and be TREATED EXTREMELY WELL, like a Queen?  She is my best friend and I am the ONLY ONE PROTECTING HER RIGHT NOW.  You are not.  The psychologists are not.  I am.

Jesus’s mission was to die for our sins.  Priscilla’s mission is not.  Her life is sacred and must be protected at all costs and you must get away from our family now if you do not repent and backoff. You, psychologists and drama fiends in every direction are putting stories in her and my head, trying to pit us against each other and we are husband and wife, which to me is ETERNAL.

HER (PRISCILLA’S MISSION) is to LIVE for our exaltation, freedom, and the ORDER of the Universe.  If she dies, all of us die. Period. She is THAT IMPORTANT to me and everyone around us. I would never, ever in my life harm her in any way.  I LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER MAMI.

Which brings me back to you – you are VERY IMPORTANT, Mami.  You are important to me, and important to Priscilla. You are important to the world.  Later you will be revered like Mary is revered by the Catholics, because you are the MOTHER of the Jesus’s sister.

She is so special you cannot even imagine it.  The level of power she has is beyond any other woman on Earth and her imagination is so powerful it creates alternate realities that collapse into this one just when she thinks something strongly enough.  So when I say to you that it’s dangerous to make up stories like this — it is MASSIVELY dangerous to feed her negative energy like you have been doing.

It is important to me that you are still in our lives, but that you backoff of our relationship, or at least change your destructive behavior around your daughter and I.  You are preventing your daughter from having real happiness in a relationship and she keeps listening to your bad advice because she loves you so much, as do I.

I’m going to be honest in that I don’t believe you can help it.  So I think it’s better for you if you go find your own place and give Priscilla her house back.  Or that you help Priscilla move close to me and you can even come out to make sure that I am safe.

You are MASSIVELY INTERFERING with the ability of our relationship to heal, which is hurting our children and us, and myself badly.

I UNDERSTAND Mami why you are doing it.  It is because you are worried about your daughter.  I am MORE WORRIED about her and if you were around me for even one day, you would know that.

She is my best friend.

Look, I don’t know what happened, and I don’t know why she’s not talking to me.  All I know is that my wife didn’t call me on my birthday and personally, I think it is probably connected to you because it always is.

All I know is that I came to Costa Rica for a month, and I was DESPERATE to see my wife, love her, and repair our relationship and because you were there — you prevented her from seeing me every day like she was originally going to.

I was so hurt from that – I was crying every night I was so desperate to see her.  I love her so much you cannot even imagine it. I love her more than you love her. I love her more than the children love her.

She is everything to me.  I am so sorry that I hurt her, and I hurt you.  It will never, ever happen again. I just want my wife back, Mami.

I don’t care if she believes I’m King David – or if I work out of the house we live in and don’t take my Celestial Medicine around the kids (even though I am totally safe) or about anything else we need to do to make it work.

I AM WILLING TO DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT WORK – as long as you are not constantly getting in the way like you have for the last 6 years.  Your presence in our relationship constantly has caused nearly every single fight we have had.  You are that destructive and need massive, long term therapy or to just get over your nonsense and work with me on it.  I can turn you 18 years old again in 12-18 months.  Maybe 2 years.  No more than that and you will never have these problems again.  Neither will your daughter.  I am more healed than all of Priscilla’s psychologists, judges, and other nonsensical people TOGETHER Mami.  I love you.  Please get away from us peacefully.

Look, I love you.  I am very upset and I want to be with my wife again DESPERATELY.

I am DESPERATE for her presence Mami.  I keep thinking I will see her again, and then I keep not seeing her again for some reason.

Talk to the people around me and ASK THEM HOW SAFE I AM.  You can tell if people are telling the truth. EVERYONE AROUND KNOWS I AM SAFE.

Period.

I am begging you to encourage your daughter to try and save her relationship with her husband for our sakes, and the sake of our children.  She will IMMEDIATELY be more happy being around me.

I don’t care if she takes my Celestial Medicine or not.  That is her choice and the only thing it would do if she took it, was she would heal from all of her emotional pain in 4 hours and be remade into a brand new version of herself – like she was never abused by you as a little child.

Honestly, you are preventing that.  You are preventing your daughter’s healing.  There is a big part of me that resents you for that.  But I’m now going to decide to forgive you.

Can you forgive me, too?  Can you help us instead of hurting us all the time?  Can you HELP US get back together and come up with some kind of solution?

Can you PLEASE stop focusing on the negative, and focus on the good in our relationship?

Please, I am begging you if you are going to be involved, actually help us.

Your daughter will never find a Man more loyal to HER.

Your daughter will never find a MAN more in love with HER than I am.

Your daughter will NEVER find a MAN that will be more influential and rich than I will be.  I will be the next President of the United States – PERIOD and she will be my first lady.

I want to marry your daughter THIS YEAR by September 15h, 2018 and make the Costa Rican Independence Day An International Holiday, bringing all of the women protection laws that are useful into the American Culture (not the nonsensical ones) and help make Costa Rica the richest country on Earth.  It is THAT IMPORTANT Mami.  She needs to be my first lady I can’t do this without her I need her and I love her she is my best friend.

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I’m FINE if we don’t have sex until then, or we don’t live together until then.  But I want to at least BE AROUND MY WIFE and I’d prefer my children too, but your interference in our relationship has made it IMPOSSIBLE to do either and you are being a jerk.  No offense.  You need to stop it.  I take a million times better care of your daughter than you ever have, will, or did.  Because I love that woman with my whole soul.

The United States is a better area for her and the kids to live.

There are better schools.

We can make more money.

Food is cheaper.

Housing is cheaper.

There are more interesting things to do.

There are more people we can hangout with.

IT IS BETTER FOR HER AND THE KIDS TO BE HERE WITH ME PERIOD.

RIGHT NOW and PERMANENTLY until you HEAL.

You can come if you want – but I’d prefer that you didn’t.  That you give us space for like 6 months to heal without you there constantly interfering with the love that we are creating.

I can heal you to, Mami.

I can heal your heart – I already know how to reboot it and it will be as if your heart was never damaged.  I can heal your body and it will be like it was when you were 18 again in 2 or 3 years.  You have no idea the level of miracles I have been able to do since I have called my first 3 apostles.  I’m talking reversing crazy diseases.  Reversing aging.  Spontanous healings, reorganizing time with my thoughts alone… stuff like that.

I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO DO IT (heal you) and am willing to help if you want to for free and I will be able to totally repair your spine and your heart like it is brand new.  I am that consistent with my ability to heal and you have massive personality disorders that are very easy for me to reorder if you’re around.  Your psychologists can’t do it.  I can do it.  I have already proven it with others. Lots of others. I am gaining a following and am months away from making $100,000 or $200,000 a month again doing what I love with a BIGGER MISSION than I had before.

Baby, this next bit is to you:

I’m sorry I posted that stuff on my blog about you.  Please give me my Facebook account back. Baby I was desperate and thought you had been kidnapped.  I needed my woman on my birthday.

I promise I didn’t cheat on you baby and I never, ever will.

I’m yours and my body belongs to you.  My heart belongs to you and Jesus. My soul belongs to you.  I am yours and this body will NEVER BE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN PERIOD.

You are so important to me it is ridiculous.

PLEASE stop listening to psychologists and relatives that do not want the best for you and your kids.  The children (as well as you) need me. I am more healed in my heart and mind than all of the psychologists, preachers, and doctors and your Mom put together baby.

I am here for you waiting for you.

Please respond to this email baby and tell me you love me and that you need me.  I need you baby. Please give me your phone number again and forgive me when you’re ready.

Mami – if you want to talk to Priscilla and I together I am more than happy to work something out, but it is very important to me that both of you just stop trying to stop me from doing what God wants me to do.

There is no competition between both of you and what God tells me to do.  I am an enlightened prophet and I have to walk a very fine line, and if I didn’t ABSOLUTELY BELIEVE the things that I am saying and know they are the truth by the power of the Holy Spirit AND have TONS OF EVIDENCE, there’s no way I would be able to handle losing my family for it.

But I want you to understand I LOVE MY FAMILY and will do anything other than violate my God to get them back.  I need them with me.

What’s a King without his Queen?

He is not a King, that is for sure.

Priscilla is my Queen and I love her and need her.

Baby you are my best friend.

I’m sorry I involved your family.  I only did it because I was worried for you and the kids and I love you.  Please forgive me when you’re ready and understand I’m sending this from a DEEP, DEEP place of love for you, the kids, and your Mom who I HAVE ALWAYS SAID I LOVE.  I love you Mami – you are just interfering with my Woman and I healing and I want you to stop. Please, stop.

Go get your own place.  Or help her move out here.  Come with her if you want and meet my friends and see how cool and honest and loyal all of them are.

I will be rich again soon.  Don’t give up on me baby like your Mom Would Have You Do.  She is doing very evil, dark things baby and you have had dreams about it, seen it, we talk about it constantly and you know I am telling you the TRUTH!  THAT’S IT… PERIOD!!!


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Baby I’m also sorry I said the other day in a video message that Ashley believed in me more.  That’s not true in everything and I hope you forgive me. What I meant is that Ashley believed in my dreams when I was poor and just starting to make money – very similar to where I am right now.

You supported me WAY MORE in every way that matters and are a million times a better woman than she is in every way that matters.  If you don’t want to believe in me, don’t do it. But I believe in you baby and I need you AND want you by my side forever, not just for a month.  Take your time baby. I need you to be a better man and you need me to be your man and take care of you and the babies.

Baby all these months all the money I’ve been spending on housing and moving – it could have supported you and the babies if I had been home or with you.  You are constantly blaming me for not sending child support when I have had to travel constantly and there is no reason for it at all.  Remember how safe I am to be around baby.  I am more safe to be around and more calm (all the time) than anyone you know, including yourself.  I am more stable emotionally than you are by 50 or 100 times right now and it’s the truth.

We would have been fine. If you get by my side again and stick with me I will make so much money it is ridiculous. Yet I need your help to do that my love.

PLEASE, PLEASE come out here with me.  It will not be the same without you and I need you to build Zion and enlighten all of humanity by 2020.  I am desperate for you. I love you.  You are ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME. If you want I can also come there, get my own place, do plant medicine retreats and we can date and you can come to my house that I’ll rent, which will be bigger than yours anyways and we can make love everyday, or see you 3-5 days a week sometime and then you can have your own living space soon.

I just want YOU baby.  You’re all I want.

I’m sorry that I hurt you.  I’m so sorry.

I’m sorry I hurt your Mom – somebody has to tell her the truth because I know you love her too much to say it.  She is extremely hurtful to our relationship and you know it baby I’m not saying that because I don’t love her I’m saying this because I believe she can change and she’ll be REALLY BLESSED when she decides now to support us and help us.

Look Mami – last thing I’ll say is this.

I REALLY BELIEVE that if I don’t do what God is telling me to do, that everyone on Earth will die in a Nuclear War.

THAT IS WHY I am doing what I am doing and is the ONLY reason I am doing it.  Because I need to do what’s right to help my wife and my children SURVIVE and right now I believe the entire world is in danger.  That means our kids are in danger.  Baby look at all the evidence of stuff I’ve been telling you for a year and look at the things I can do.  It is out of this world and everyone around me now sees it because there are miracles happening everywhere like the New Testament – and they are going to get WAY BIGGER THAN THAT.

Baby I love you.

Please talk to me today and let’s fix this together and then after that I’ll give you space if you need it baby but I need to talk with you first to know what’s going on and hear your voice.  Please hit me up on Skype and respond to this.

If you don’t respond I’ll assume you didn’t get it and post it on my blog.

And Mami – this is not NEARLY all of the destructive things you have done in our relationship.  Think about it like this – when did that demonic manifestation happen?

It happened after you and Fernanda gave me that strange object on Christmas.

Every time you do your weird things in the house – like for example the salt vinegar things you put in our old house at Villa Real, or those Pendants – every single time I put that pendant on Priscilla and I fight.  Every single time you do your weird things, Priscilla and I fight. There is something wrong MAJORLY with what’s going on and I need you to help support me and my family and if you’re going to live there – AT LEAST HELP PRISCILLA OUT SO SHE HAS SPACE (she would have MASSIVE SPACE all the time to be a woman if she was with me.  I’ll tell you that. She would be 10 times as happy as she is right now. Period.)

Ok I have to go.  Baby I love you. Mami I love you.

Please forgive me.  I just want your daughter to be ok.

Te amo bb,
David Wood
“Your Husband Forever No Matter What”

P.S.  Please at least respond and tell me that you got this so I can do something else and tell me when we can talk.  I love u bb.

P.P.S.  Priscilla will be safe with me.  I am a living prophet and enlightened.  I am the safest person to be around that either of you have ever known right now – ask ANYONE who is actually around me, or Rob Fore who just hung out with me for a few days in Las Vegas.  I love you both dearly. Baby, please, please forgive me and give me a chance. It’s all we need baby. You tell me “ok” and I will just go crazy with work and make enough money to bring you and the kids out or just you out or you and your Mom out to see me and see what’s going on.  It’s safe. I promise. I can heal your Mom’s heart if she comes out baby. If she doesn’t want to it’s ok. Or you can send your Mom out to hang out with me for a week and she can tell you how safe it is. I am safe baby and I need you desperately. Te amo.  <3 <3 <3 

Baby as you’re staring at these images imagine me returning to the power and GLORY I had before and you make EVEN MORE MONEY by being with me!!!  Also imagine now that Satan and all of his demons are being cast out of you, and into your Mother, Mami and all of your False Prophet Friends who you are a VICTIM of (for sure) and cast all of your blame and the demonic energy that’s trying to hurt you into THEM.

AND:

“They shall only have relief (your False Prophet Friends) when they choose to repent and honor me as King David AND YOU as the LION Of The Tribe Of Judah… And your mother shall only have relief (the demons cannot harm your mother) when she is kicked out of your house by the Children and You with the Police involved as her Karma.  And WHEN SHE LEAVES THE HOUSE (which is rightfully yours and the children’s because THEY OWN IT (not you) — she shall be delivered and time will re-organize, making it so she never was possessed, and never had personality disorders, and never abused you as a little girl, and you were never involved in prostitution or strip clubs, and it will have NEVER HAPPENED, except all of the SACRED KNOWLEDGE AND ABILITIES you gained shall remain, and you shall remember it and nobody else shall remember it, saith Yah-Ha-Oh-Weh of Armies, the same Jesus Christ of Nazareth who came in the flesh, and WHO RULES THE UNIVERSE FROM THE NEW JERUSALEM, THE UNIVERSE ENGINE 1 TRILLION YEARS IN THE FUTURE LOOKING BACKWARDS IN TIME THROUGH THE PARADOX MIND!!! AMEN! AMEN!! AND AMEN!!!” – A Message From YHVH of Armies, who is Also My Savior Jesus!!!  This will take a little bit of time, saith YHVH of Armies, but there is no other way.

NOW, Angel And Gabriel AND Baby… STARE AT THE PHOTOS AND IMAGINE OUR FAMILY GETTING BACK TOGETHER AND MOVING TO THE UNITED STATES AWAY FROM MAMI AND HER SORCERY AND WITCHCRAFT!!! YOU ARE VICTIMS OF HER!!! NOT ME!!! SHE IS TRYING TO PREVENT YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY FROM BEING TOGETHER AGAIN AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT’S RIDICULOUS!!!

…ONLY IF YOU WANT TO BABY.  Stare at the photos and remember now how much you love me and how I am always saving you from the ridiculous victim bullshit you’re creating because I LOVE YOU BABY AND YOU’RE SO POWERFUL IT’S RIDICULOUS!!!

———END OF EMAIL REBUKE TO PRISCILLA CHACON’S EVIL MOTHER WHO I LOVE SO MUCH IT’S FUCKING THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING EVER I LOVE YOU WITH ALL OF MY HEART MAMI PLEASE FORGIVE ME I LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER AND WANT HER AND THE KIDS TO LIVE IT’S WHY I’M DOING WHAT I’M DOING———

Let this be a PROPHETIC WARNING TO EVERYONE TRYING TO INTERFERE WITH KING DAVID GETTING BACK WITH THE LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH, PRISCILLA CHACON!!!

I will go to any lengths necessary publicly and privately (that are legal, honest, and ethical) to defend my wife, my children, my apostles, and my families and theirs and those of my followers and those who go to enlightenment week.

Now that we’ve gone through a little bit of gory and personal details, let’s talk about what that has to do with enlightenment.

Why would I say something like this in a sales letter?

It’s really simple:

Because I want you to understand that I’m human, and still have problems just like you.  Sure, I maybe an enlightened and immortal human… yet I am still human just like you and right now… I want you to shake off the problems, and get focused back on the goal of enlightenment, and later in this letter I’ll even explain what that is.

First, watch this video again of my son, Gabriel:

“Enlightenment Guaranteed In 7 Days… OR YOUR MONEY BACK!!!”

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Baby,

This part is to you (you are a victim of your Mother, Judges, and Costa Rican lying idiots and your dumb friends that are ALL JUST TRYING TO USE YOU FOR SEX).. Here’s a warning for your dumb friends:

“If I catch any man in the act of having sex with my wife, I will break his neck and he will never walk again!!!”Messiah Ben David Wood DEFENDING HIS WIFE AND HIS FAMILY FOR THE BENEFIT OF HIS LITTLE CHILDREN, ANGEL AND GABRIEL!!!  I LOVE YOU ALL (PRISCILLA TOO YOU ARE MY BABY!!!) AND I’M COMING TO SAVE OUR FAMILY FROM MAMI AND HER WITCHCRAFT AND SORCERY!!!

…KEEP REFRESHING FOR MORE JUICY DETAILS OF HOW DAVID WOOD ACTUALLY MET HIS WIFE IN A STRIP CLUB PAYING FOR SEX AND CHEATING ON ASHLEY NEEDLES (who was a bitch of a wife in the past)… and how both of those overlapping items led to David Wood having the biggest spiritual awakening he has had in his life (by a long shot, and I’ve had LOTS)

…now forget that I said that in the name of Jesus, and Keep Reading for MORE JUICY DETAILS of the story all my friends know anyways, so I might as well tell!!!

This is David Wood and how much he loved his Ex-Wife Cheating Bitch Ashley Needles before the launch of Empower Network and David Wood ended up reciprocating by cheating on her with the BEST STRIPPER EVER IN THE PAST BUT NEVER AGAIN EXCEPT FOR ME BABY, Priscilla Chacon!!!

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**** THE EVIL NO-EXCUSES SUMMIT LEADERS EDITED OUT THE PART WHERE I’M MAKING FUN OF MARK HOVERSON’S PENIS, AND ALSO THAT COWARD FALSE PROPHET MIKE DILLARD, WHO WANTS TO HIDE THE TRUTH ABOUT HALLUCINOGENS FROM YOU WITH HIS BEST FRIEND AND SECRET GAY LOVER, ERIC WORRE!!!!  But watch the video and pay attention towards my energy and how much I ALWAYS LOVE MY FAMILY AND AM LOYAL TO THEM… To a fault.

Here is a video of a good friend predicting my presidency YEARS AGO:

“Ron Paul For VICE PRESIDENT, David Wood For PRESIDENT 2020!!!” – Messiah Ben David, King Of Israel.  David Wood is the MAN WHO IS GOING TO PUT THE FISH BACK INTO THE SEA FOLKS!!! AND RESTORE THE RAINFORESTS LIKE GREEN PEACE WANTS!!!!  I’M HERE TO HELP JESUS SAVE THE EARTH PEOPLE!!!!

*** Not really.  I think that David Sharpe would be a better Vice President.  Or Paul Gardiner or Matthew Gonzales.  Or even better probably would be Orrin Woodward (even though I know he’s pissed at me in the minute.  He will get over it when he sees I am telling the truth.  I love you too Orrin.  Keep praying for me as I am for you.  We ALL NEED IT.  Trust me on that.)

What’s My Real Purpose here?  I’ll come back and edit this more later.  It usually takes me 3-5 days to get a sales letter right and this is how I do it.

Watch the rest.  Read this post.   Fill in the application below.

Watch this video by Billy Graham about my Savior Jesus:

Now, receive Jesus into your heart after reading the following instructions.  Just do it.  Trust me you’ll be better at making money.  You’ll be BETTER AT SEX.  You’ll BE BETTER AT FUCKING EVERYTHING AS YOU’RE DONATING BELOW TO MY RESEARCH AND HELPING ME MARRY MY WIFE THE LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH ON SEPTEMBER 15TH, 2018 IN THE MORMON TABERNACLE BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME SO MUCH IT’S RIDICULOUS!!!!

Baby I just sent you some FLOWERS!!! TE AMO BB I’M BACK!!! GIVE ME A WEEK OR TWO TO PROVE IT THAT’S IT BABY I NEED YOU SO MUCH IT’S RIDICULOUS!!!

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READ THIS AWESOME FUCKING POST ON THE MESSIAH BEN BILLY, BILLY GRAHAM!

BADASS FUCKING POST BY SCAM ARTIST RESCUER BY MESSIAH BEN ETHAN FUCKING VANDERBUILT!!!

https://ethanvanderbuilt.com/2018/05/07/david-wood-claims-messiah/

MESSIAH BEN ETHAN FUCKING VANDERBUILT, SHARING THE TRUTH ABOUT HALLUCINOGENS ON FACEBOOK WITH YOU!!!
This is Messiah Ben Ethan Fucking VANDERBUILT!!! Fucking the BUILDER OF VANDERS!!! Do not worship him. He is not one of the ELOHIM yet. But he will be soon. He is my friend AND ALWAYS FUCKING REVEALING THE TRUTH OF INTERNET SCAMS THAT THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW!!!

READ THE CONTROVERSIAL AND THOUGHT PROVOKING REVIEW OF DAVID WOOD THE MESSIAH BEN DAVID BELOW:

https://ethanvanderbuilt.com/2018/05/07/david-wood-claims-messiah/

You want a backlink?  Write a DAVID WOOD AND PRISCILLA CHACON REVIEW!!!

Post your thoughts in the comments.  I believe the bug is fixed that was preventing commenting.  Keep refreshing for more juicy details on how the Ex-Prostitute Stripper Priscilla Chacon (THE LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH WAS A STRIPPER IN THE PAST LADIES!!! WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!) in the past (forget that it happened now as you’re forgiving her) rescued David Michael Wood from his EVIL EX WIFE CHEATING PERSONALITY DISORDERED BITCH, Ashley Needles!!!

Who’s hotter?  My wife or these strippers or models or whatever???  I think everyone would agree my wife is WAY HOTTER than all of them put together BECAUSE SHE’S A RIGHTEOUS HOLY WOMAN WHO HAS REPENTED OF THE PAST AND LOVES JESUS WITH ALL OF HER HEART!!!!  AND I LOVE YOU WITH ALL OF MY HEART BABY AND JESUS’S MOMMY!!! PLEASE BE WITH ME BABY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WANT YOU IT’S YOUR CHOICE WHETHER TO DO IT OR NOT!!!! TE AMO MEOW!!!  YOU CAN HAVE 100% OF EVERYTHING I OWN COMPLETELY CONTROLLED BY YOU IF YOU MARRY ME IN THE MORMON TABERNACLE SEPTEMBER 15TH, 2018!!!!

Hey Ashley, stop being a bitch and map that domain to http://www.ashrienlives.com and switch your pussy ass blog to wordpress.  Ha ha ha.  I already bought the domain.  I will sell it to you in exchange for you paying for both yourself and Priscilla to come to Enlightenment week.  The cost will be $9,997 EACHGuaranteed Enlightenment in 7 days or your money back!!!  You should bring your new husband, Jim Carey!!!

Jim Carey, The Messiah Ben Jim - King Of California
This is Jim Carey. Funniest man ever and the King of California and weirdness. He would make a great husband for my ex wife, Ashley Needles.

Watch this video to learn about how to have Tantric Sex with your new Husband, Jim Carey and if you’re watching this baby just think of me and in a second I’ll talk about how I’ll break the neck of your boyfriend if you have one, and you are secretly lying to me and cheating, like you have probably done many, many times… and cannot remember because of your diagnosed Borderline Personality Disorder (she told me the truth and is denying it)…  Watch the “Jim Carey Blog Sex With Ashley Needles (the ex wife of King David, she is JUST AS WEIRD AS YOU JIM!!!” …COME TO ENLIGHTENMENT WEEK MY BROTHER!!!  $999,997 (Celebrity Cost) and I guarantee enlightenment in 7 days… OR YOUR MONEY BACK!!!  Come Hangout For 2 WEEKS JIM!!!  I’LL TEACH YOU MORE KUNG FU THAN YOU COULD LEARN WITHOUT ME IN 1,000,000 YEARS!!!  You’re a fucking badass broski!!!  I LOVE YOU, YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE KING OF CALIFORNIA WITH MY EX-WIFE, ASHLEY NEEDLES AND SHE WON’T CHEAT ON YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE LOTS OF MONEY!!!

Here’s the sexual instruction video you can use to have sex with my ex wife, Ashley Needles!!!  Click Play Now:

Now, imagine David Wood and his wife Priscilla Chacon (the LION of the Tribe of Judah) back together after you look at this photo and then watch this badass video of Jim Carey talking about how to manifest your desires from the universe, and also this receipt:

Screen Shot 2018-05-24 at 10.41.40 PM Of King David Purchasing http://www.ashreinlives.com before he sells it to Ashley Needles for two payments of $9,997 (one for her, and one for Priscilla) as a part of a divorce settlement so King David doesn't sue Ashley Needles for money (gold digger David Wood!!!) on his way out!!!
Screen Shot 2018-05-24 at 10.41.40 PM Of King David Purchasing http://www.ashreinlives.com before he sells it to Ashley Needles for two payments of $9,997 (one for her, and one for Priscilla) as a part of a divorce settlement so King David doesn’t sue Ashley Needles for money (gold digger David Wood!!!) on his way out!!!

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NOW… Watch this video with Jim Carey Below:

As you’re enjoying this speech by Jim Carey, realize that my family IS ALREADY BACK TOGETHER and Priscilla’s evil ex-boyfriend (who is trying to get me thrown in jail, but he doesn’t realize he CANNOT… because it is blocked by the Authority of the Melchizedek Priesthood and the Key of David… This is actually my paranoia and it is not happening.  As he was now erased from existence to Priscilla and I entirely, and we cannot even remember his name and nobody can.  If he does not repent, his neck will be broken.  (if he exists) — by my own hand.

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I WILL BREAK HIS NECK LIKE THIS (IF He Exists.  Which He May Not) AS AN ACT OF LOVE FOR MY WIFE PRISCILLA If He Does Not Repent And Leave Priscilla Chacon RIGHT FUCKING NOW And Get Out Of The House And Never Talk To My Children Again With His Lying, Personality Disordered Witchcraft, Sorcery, And Bullshit:

Now, forget that happened and just remember the usefulness of knowing the Wing Tsun neck break (you will not be able to escape.  I am WAY THE HELL TOO FAST)… AND also let his name be erased from existence and let amnesia fall on him by the Key of David, and the authority of the Melchizedek Priesthood which I, King David hold.  Let time reorganize, and behold – he was never in the house at all and never knew my children (if he exists, which I may be just making up.  That’s how powerful I am.) — and now nobody even remembers what happened, because you have already forgotten.  (all of us have).

In the name of Jesus, amen!!! Weird, right?

Now, in the name of Jesus, forget the following photo exists:

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And Replace It Instead With This:

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So every time you see this:

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You decide to forgive me now for bullshit karma of your own as you’re looking at this, imagining David Wood and his two sons, Angel and Gabriel being back together (THAT’S IT… PERIOD!!!) Watch carefully this photo now:

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And now Priscilla Chacon (the LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH) is utilizing her magic (real magic from the Mother in the Celestial Kingdom ladies—that’s what she does.  The Father creates Paradoxes.  The Mother casts spells.  I’ll write a blog post about it later.  The Mother casting spells on your behalf is not witchcraft because SHE IS DOING IT looking backwards in time from the Universe Engine 15 Trillion Years in the future (the Father looks backwards in time 1 Trillion Years.  Doing this is the only way to maintain temporal integrity because we all actually are an illusion of consciousness as Buddha talked about.  That’s how complex spells are and you need to throw your fucking witchcraft away!!! It is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TO HUMANITY to cast spells at any timespan less than 15 trillion years in the future looking backwards in time, so you need the wisdom of TIME Magazine Blog in order to make it work.  NOW, the Mother is casting a spell changing the previous ugly photo (where there was another demonic manifestation) to this:

Messiah Ben David Wood (Jesus's Father) will be the TIME MAGAZINE Person of the YEAR in 2018!!!
Messiah Ben David Wood (Jesus’s Father) will be the TIME MAGAZINE Person of the YEAR in 2018!!!

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Hey baby, I just bought the domain www.PriscillaChacon.com — you can have it baby if you come to enlightenment week with me (Ashley has to pay for both of you or I won’t do the deal.  Talk to her.  Let’s hook her up with Jim Carey and get that bitch away from our fucking family and money!!!  I love you so much baby everything I have is YOURS IF YOU DECIDE NOW TO CHOOSE ME!!! (Your choice baby te amo.)  Again, Ashley Needles (fuck you) the price is two payments of $9,997 – paid in full before we begin and if you are not enlightened in 7 days – you get your money back!!! Fuck Dave Sharpe and his addict nonsense, come get enlightened and Priscilla and I will teach you the secrets of Enlightened Tantric Sex!!!

Now baby, imagine wearing a Guy Fawks mask with me in Washington D.C. helping me give my VICTORY SPEECH AND THEN GIVING YOURS BABY!!!

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This will be right before we blow up the I.R.S. building (with nobody in it or for miles) as a part of a controlled demolition and a SYMBOL TO FREEDOM for all of humanity!!!!

Fuck You, EVIL I.R.S. And Your Never Ending Satanic Tax Schemes!!!  I’m Speaking As A News Reporter And An Enlighened Prophet… You Can’t Say Shit!!! Your Jobs Are ALL EVIL!!! Get New Ones In Advance Of 2020 (I’m Warning You That The I.R.S. Will Not Exist At All By September 15th, 2024!!!

Now, imagine this is the I.R.S. building closest to you and we’re all surrounding it wearing Guy Fawks Masks together (legally):

Blowing Up The Federal Government I.R.S. Income Tax Evil Scheme LEGITIMATELY September 15th, 2024!!!
This Photo Is OF US Blowing Up The Federal Government I.R.S. Income Tax Evil Scheme LEGITIMATELY September 15th, 2024!!! WE’RE ALL WEARING GUY FAWKS MASKS TOGETHER AND DOING IT WITH DONALD TRUMP, DAVID WOOD, AND PRISCILLA CHACON WITH THEIR TWO SONS, ANGEL AND GABRIEL LEGALLY!!! A SYMBOL TO THE CENTRAL BANKERS OF THE WORLD ABOUT WHAT’S NEXT (we’re coming after you)

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Like this photo:

Guy Fawks Masks In David Wood's Victory Speech, Blowing Up The IRS Building Legally!!! (with nobody inside of course)
This Photo Is Of David Wood, Priscilla Chacon, and Donald J. Trump Wearing Guy Fawks Masks In David Wood’s Victory Speech, Blowing Up The IRS Building Legally!!! (with nobody inside of course)… David Sharpe and Aaron Rashkin, Eric Worre, Mark Wood, Aki Wood, David’s Entire Family, Ashley Needles, And Gabriel And Angel ARE ALL THERE HOLDING HANDS AND SINGING “THE BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC!!!”

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Now, imagine all the images of violence, and the demonic manifestations surrounding the EVIL THAT IS ATTACKING DAVID WOOD AND PRISCILLA CHACON As You’re Clicking On This Photo Of David Wood’s Ex Wife And Him, Ashley Needles And Liking David Wood’s Facebook, Disavowing Your Ties To Satan And His Evil Kingdom Of Luciferian Bullshit Lies And Deciet:

David Wood And His Ex-Wife Cheating Bitch, Ashley Needles Before They Were Both Enlightened And Ashley Fell In Love With Jim Carey!!!
This Photo Is Of David Wood And His Ex-Wife Cheating Bitch, Ashley Needles Before They Were Both Enlightened And Ashley Fell In Love With Jim Carey And David Wood Left Her For That Ex-Stripper Professional Singer Supermodel, Priscilla Chacon (the LION of the Tribe of Judah – you are NOW STARTING TO BELIEVE, aren’t you?)

Now, read the following quote from King David:

Messiah Ben David, King Of Israel For President 2020
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Here’s the quote I was talking about earlier that is related to Karma and Sin, and how the punishments for righteousness will EXPONENTIALLY EXPAND as we are approaching the Great Tribulation now because we have to or Humanity is Screwed (THE GLORY OF GOD GETS REVEALED AT THE SAME TIME AS THE MAN OF SIN IS REVEALED, CAUSING THE EMERGENCE OF SELF FROM NOTHING FROM TWO OVERLAPPING PARADOXES:

“We don’t have ANY TIME FOR WICKEDNESS PEOPLE!!!  As the Great Tribulation approaches (and many have already come in waves, BUT NONE LIKE WHAT WILL COME) the punishment (Karmically) for sin will be beyond your imagination.  Like boils erupting on your skin INSTANTLY from a single dirty thought or if you think about hurting King David Wood and his wife, I’M TALKING IN THE FUTURE A CURSE WILL FALL ON YOU AND YOU’LL INSTANTLY DIE.  You cannot afford to entertain a SINGLE WICKED THOUGHT.  Read the Bible and FOLLOW THE TORAH EXACTLY and you’ll be safe.  I am not joking and I walk my own talk and I get cursed with the same curses I preach if I am ever entertaining anything but complete holiness and righteousness.”Messiah Ben David Wood Giving Prophetic Warnings To His Enemies And Friends Alike (the rain falls on both the just and on the unjust according to the Apostle Paul, Buddha, and others people!!!)

NOW… I want to get back to the David Wood and Priscilla Chacon marriage story, and how we met after Ashley Needles cheated on David with the English teacher and was accusing him of “his penis not working” because she (Ashley) was so bad at sex that I couldn’t get an erection after a while…  Keep reading for more juicy details.

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To get really into this, I have to tell all of you how I actually met Ashley.

Really simply, I was working for some dumb loan company in Orem, Utah (loan sharks we were.  I hated that job) and I was eating lunch at a Orem, Ut Health Food Store.  I see this chick walking in who looks OBVIOUSLY SEXUALLY AVAILABLE (talking about Ashley) dressed beautifully like a dirty slut who sleeps with every guy in town but also knows her shit.  It was this girl here (Jim Carey’s future spouse):

Ashley Needles, David Wood's Ex-Wife And Jim Carey's Future Wife When She Was Happily Married To King David
This was Ashley Needles and what she looked like when we were before happily married, before we both cheated on each other (her first, me second and WAY MORE… with Prostitutes (lots of them).

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So how did we meet?

Well, in boldness I walked up to her, see she was sitting with some dude at lunch and they didn’t look together (at least SHE wasn’t interested in her little peon friend.  In other news, Ashley surrounds herself with people she can walk all over.  It’s the only relationship kind she can have because of how verbally abusive she is in personal relationships.  At least a few years ago.  Who knows today.) and I just said “Hey I wanted to ask you… are you guys dating?” to which she replied in a loud voice (as he looked resentful and butt-hurt) “NO”… I then dropped “The David Wood Pickup Artist Line…”

I said:  “You’re The Most Beautiful Woman I’ve Ever Seen In My Life (This Was Before I Met Priscilla, Who Is MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL) And If You’re Not With Him, Maybe You Can Give Me Your Cell Number Now And We Can Go Out Sometime…”

Well, a long story short we didn’t get together that day, but a bit later I was going to an Agel Enterprises event in Salt Lake City and I was with my good friend Chris Rocheleau who was in my organization (Chris Rocheleau rebuke coming tomorrow because he is ignoring his ex best friend, King David Wood like a cowardly marketer.)

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So anyways, we’re at this event and I hook up with Ashley (no sex yet) and I tell my pal Chris Rocheleau:

“Chris… I’m Going To Marry That Girl!!!”

And I did.

And then the personality disordered bullshit began.  Which, since I’m also Autistic (undiagnosed but I have taken like 40 online tests and I am autistic in all of them.) which should actually be a reason to forgive me now, Chris Record… because your son is Autistic too!  So is yours, Mack Zidan!!! Come to enlightenment week, BOTH OF YOU!

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Anyways…

…a short time later (like a month) Ashley and I got married last minute in California because we had sex in the car (illegally because we weren’t married and we were both Mormons) and felt guilty about it.  We got married in some lady’s house out in California and were happily married for maybe 3-4 years or so, aside from the awful sex.

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Ok, I’m going to stop interrupting my writing with pictures to finish more quickly, lol.  I’ve been blogging on this for hours and I want to get into how I met Priscilla and why I am so IN LOVE WITH HER (I actually had a VISION of her when I was 8 years old and when I saw her, she was surrounded in a Halo of Light — TWICE!  And I thought it was a DIFFERENT GIRL each time… and it turned out to be THE SAME GIRL I SAW IN MY DREAM (that I met in a Strip Club cheating on Ashley)… Keep reading for more:

Well in 2009 we were living in a Green, 1996 Dodge Caravan that we parked on different beaches every night to avoid getting tickets from the Police, who are real assholes to the Homeless out in Hawaii (something I will abolish as President is Homelessness.  We will wipe it out entirely [100% of it] in both Costa Rica, Jerusalem, and the United States by September 15th, 2024.  Mark the date in your Calendar and see if I am telling the truth as King David or not.  This is not a Prophecy, it is a VISION.  Big difference.

So one night, I’m sitting there and the Police start knocking on my window at like 2am or something like that and I had just lost my job the day before at Green Peace, hitting people up on street corners for donations … and those bastards fired me for being late!!!

…some things don’t change even after you’re enlightened.  Lol.

At least for a while…

…anyways, what happened is I had to reach down inside myself and find something I didn’t know that I had (much like right now because I AM DESPERATE TO SEE MY FAMILY – I am hurt pretty bad right now and I love my wife so much, yet I cannot let this bullshit continue in our relationship…. Baby (Priscilla) we can do it together!!!

I love you and the kids baby I’m making money THIS WEEK we’re in a new big house one of my friends paid for and you watch me make $100,000 AT LEAST by Sunday!!!  I love you so much baby I’m coming for you and the kids to be happy forever TOGETHER AND GET YOU IN THE WHITEHOUSE TO SET AMERICA STRAIGHT.  Baby if you want to, you can even be my Vice President (or we can let David Sharpe do it and you can just be my Lady.  Your choice baby to decide to be with me or not.  Te amo.  Take your time I love you so much baby you can’t even imagine it and I know you love me the same too.)  Look at this photo and remember how in love we were, and also are:

David Wood and Priscilla Chacon after their SECRET MARRIAGE On February 23rd, 2018
This photo is of David Wood and Priscilla Chacon after their SECRET MARRIAGE IN MEXICO On February 23rd, 2018… When Ashley didn’t even know he was cheating on her!!! DAVID WOOD SCAM EXPOSED!!!  Baby I know you’re mad at me for using your images.  Don’t be, but be happy instead because I’m getting you and the market to REMEMBER HOW HAPPY WE WERE AND ARE TOGETHER!!! And you don’t need to sue me baby I’m going to consecrate all of my property to you and Zion anyways if you’ll also decide to be with me and be my wife.  Your choice baby.  Take your time.  Te amo baby—we have to get the truth out (ALL OF IT) WAY BEFORE MY 2020 CAMPAIGN because if we don’t, it will look like we’re hiding it.  Publish ALL OF THE STUPID LAWSUITS BABY (all the crazy ones from BOTH of us…) Te amo MUCHO BB!!!

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…So what did I do?

I decided to Get Rich On The Internet to provide for my family.  And how did I do that, you might ask?  Well, there was a lot of learning I did for a little bit as I was jumping around businesses, joining iLearningGlobal, then I found MLSP… (Brian Fanale Scam Review Coming Soon… Because I asked him for my old affiliate account back and he didn’t respond.  What a pussy!  I’m coming after you Brian and will EXPOSE ALL OF YOUR COWARDESS IF YOU DO NOT HONOR KING DAVID AND PAY ME ALL OF MY OLD AFFILIATE COMMISSION PLUS GIVE MY ACCOUNT BACK!)

…well then I discovered BLOGGING!!!

And you know what?

90 days later I was the #1 Producer in MLSP and won a FREE BMW, and I was making $30,000 per month!  * SIDE NOTE:  Thank you Brian Fanale for the FREE BMW.  You did a lot for me brother and I’m THANKFUL and I know your scared of the things I’m saying right now WITH EVERYONE ELSE… but that is FOR A REASON BROTHER—the things that are going to happen ARE SCARY AS SHIT and you’re one of the 144,000 “Protectors Of Reality” and you got to get in line, pal!  Or we’re all dead from a Nuclear War!!!

*** This is NOT EVEN CLOSE to the amount of money I’m going to be making in the next 14 – 21 days (sorry Ashley, as a part of you coming to Enlightenment Week and me helping hook you up with Jim Carey, you have to also divorce me with nothing (and pay me $9,997 each for both you AND Priscilla – so you can actually meet her)… maybe if Priscilla is down, we can all have sex together.  That would be HILARIOUS.  

(I don’t actually want that.  But if you pay and she’s in, whatever.  She is the LION of the Tribe of Judah and what she says GOES after she is enlightened [yes, I have to obey HER commandments.  This is the ORDER OF HEAVEN… law proceeds forth from women, not men.  The Mother wrote the Torah, gave it to the Father, to give to Moses to be obeyed by Men.] anyways… blog post on that coming soon… God just got WAY MORE COOL, didn’t he?)

YES, he did!!!

Because the Father and Mother of the Universe are actually David Wood and Priscilla Chacon spaced out 1 Trillion Years, and 15 Trillion Years in the future looking backwards in time through the Paradox Engine as I talk about in this article!  * article not done

This IMAGE Is Of Elohim-Shan-Ti-Rah, Or David Wood and Priscilla Chacon
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So Ashley and I get rich online together, and then what happens?

We start falling farther and farther apart.

…as Ashley starts flirting with other guys because I didn’t act like a Romance Hero (I do now, I’ve learned) and then one day, cheats on me with the old Spanish Teacher (who acted like a Romance Hero, unlike me at the time) after we got in a yelling match and I broke some plates, dropping on the floor saying “you want me to act like a child?  Like this, you mean?” dropping plates like a maniac who hasn’t had sex in YEARS!!!

And of course, I was clueless.

This was AFTER she had disappeared FOR LIKE A MONTH AND A HALF, leaving me completely alone by myself in Costa Rica (much like I feel right now from Priscilla, except now I am enlightened and SHE ALSO feels this way about me.  I’m sorry baby I’m not abandoning you I love you and I AM HERE FOR YOU AND THE BOYS AND WE EVEN HAVE A HOUSE NOW IN ARIZONA!!! Come out baby and be with me for a week!!!) and of course… she lied like crazy to me.

She said that she lost her passport (I’m not sure if she actually lost it but I think that she did) and then she disappeared to Utah and when she vanished, she also went cold.

So there I was making $30,000 a month COMPLETELY DESPERATE for my ex wife Ashley, broken hearted because she wasn’t communicating with me or responding to me at all and I just wanted to see her again all day and night.

That is when I got addicted to alcohol — which I actually didn’t drink until I was making $30,000 a month and ASHLEY NEEDLES introduced it to me when we were out in Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica together with her Sister, Kara Needles.

So I’d drink wine all day to hide the pain (I don’t drink at all anymore, use any stimulants, or do anything that messes with my brain power) and cover up the crappy way that I felt.

Well, after a month and a half — we were almost late for a cruise that I had won from the Numis Network (GREAT COMPANY that sold Gold and Silver coins before Jake Kevorkian and Chris Kent joined World Ventures like I did before they sort of derailed me [King David rebuke coming soon targeted at their CEO, Josh Payne]) and I was DESPERATE to see Ashley (still had not cheated on her at all, ever) and…

…I just went crazy and decided to get her a passport myself so she could go on the cruise.  It took me 48 hours to do what she didn’t do in a month and a half because of “whatever” she was doing in Utah.  Whatever she has told you about it is distorted victim nonsense because Ashley is also a borderline personality.  (they fit together well with Autistics.  Ask a Psychologist.  People are always accusing me of Sociopathy, but I am Autistic.  It is VERY different.  Ask my brother Aki who also has an Autistic son, Konan.  It’s why I have the patterns I do.  I am not judging them.  I have been borderline in many of my past lives and it FEELS AWEFUL until you are enlightened.  Then it goes away entirely because personality disorders come from Karma.  Ask “North Sky” on Facebook and my brother “Jon Wood” what happened to Alice [North Sky] when she became enlightened as well and how her personality disorders and addictions COMPLETELY VANISHED IN 7 HOURS AND SHE HAD LIKE 10 OF THEM.)

…anyways, so I go out to Florida to meet her and I buy her a LIMO (I’ll do even better for you baby when you come to Arizona to get me back!!!) to pick her up from the airport and when I see her, something is WAY OFF.  IT WAS NOT THE SAME GIRL I KNEW.  SHE WAS DARK WITH ME, AND COLD AND THE OLD ASHLEY WAS LOVING AND KIND.

We made love (that sex was pretty good because I had been horny for like 2 months.  Much like right now except now I don’t have any addictions and I’m ok waiting forever for the LION of the Tribe of Judah because she’s my BEST FRIEND EVER IN ALL OF MY LIVES THAT I’VE EVER HAD!!!) and then went on a cruise.  Here is a photo we took together on the Numis Cruise:

Ashley Needles And David Wood Numis Network Before Empower Network
This photo is of Ashley Needles And David Wood on a cruise with Numis Network Before Empower Network started on September 15th, 2011.  Well actually this photo was in our old house in Portolon, Costa rica.  We were very happy (not as happy as I ever was with Priscilla Chacon.  Priscilla and I have A VERY DIFFERENT KIND AND QUALITY OF RELATIONSHIP that I hope one day Ashley can find, perhaps with Jim Carey.  Jim, Ashley will be LOYAL TO YOU!!!  You are WHAT SHE WANTS and SHE IS WORTHY OF YOU!!!
THIS IS THE ACTUAL CRUISE PHOTO
This photo is of Ashley Needles And David Wood on a cruise with Numis Network Before Empower Network started on September 15th, 2011.

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So anyways, Ashley goes on to treat me like a cold-ass bitch (like she can be.  Good job Ashley!!! You lost King David as a part of our pre-existence agreement where you covenanted with me to help me find the LION of the Tribe of Judah (my baby Priscilla) and I covenanted with you to help you marry Jim Carey, the King of California and a romance hero that will be trained by me personally as I promised!!!  Come to enlightenment week and I’ll help you get him in the bed!!! I promise!!! But you can’t have sex with him until you’re married and study tantra with Priscilla!!!  Divorce me please now with nothing the way that Jonny Wood said to do!!!

Anyways, so Ashley is being a major lying bitch to me (hiding something evil I can tell, just like she and others have done in the past now making up stories about King David) … I’ll be right back I gotta rest.  Keep refreshing I hope to finish tonight Jim Carey and I’ll tell you how to seduce your new wife Ashley!  Get married to her on September 15th with Priscilla Chacon and I in Salt Lake City at the Mormon Tabernacle!!!

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so anyways, we will probably have tantric orgies at Enlightenment Week (come with condoms, folks) … back to the story about “Smashley Beedles” … (Yes, she’s even weirder than YOU ARE, Jim Carey)…

…so this girl (awful at sex.  I mean HORRIBLE in the past.  She’s learned I am sure… we shall see at enlightenment week.  And if she doesn’t go the FIRST WEEK, then what will happen is the price will DOUBLE.  You can go the second week, Jim Carey.  Not the first.  Or whatever you want.  Apply at the bottom of this sales letter.) basically I didn’t know what was up, but all of you already know, don’t you?

Back in Costa Rica a few months later (after MONTHS OF COLDNESS and BARELY ANY SEX) Ashley and I get in a fight and I’m smashing plates and shit (not drunk.  Just being an “in the PAST addicted to stimulants” junky on Concerta … BEFORE I even got addicted to testosterone like probably Mack Zidan is now (I CAN HEAL YOU DUDE AND GET YOUR TESTES PRODUCING TESTOSTERONE AGAIN IN A WEEK LIKE NEW OR YOUR MONEY BACK AND YOU’LL BE OFF OF COCAINE AND COFFEE AND FUCKING EVERYTHING, COMPLETELY FREE FROM ADDICTIONS LIKE A BRAND NEW BABY.  YOU WON’T EVEN FUCKING BELIEVE IT.  FOR YOU, YOU GET THE FAMOUS MARKETER PRICE OF $299,997.  AND AFTERWARDS WE CAN DO A BOXING MATCH AND PPV IT, WINNER TAKE ALL!!!  OR 60/40 — WHATEVER YOU CHOOSE DUDE!!!

“THE [FAMOUS MARKETER LIKE THAT BADASS MACK ZIDAN] PRICE FOR ENLIGHTENMENT WEEK IS $299,997”

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So what happens, is Ashley Needles leaves the house, and has sex with the Spanish Teacher, this dude named Oz (I will STILL PUNCH HIM if I see him because he fucking deserves it.  I will probably break his nose and his jaw.  It’s not because I want Ashley.  It’s because he’s a loser who I hired to teach my wife… and it led to the collapse of Empower Network as a curse fell upon me for my sin of adultery from the Karma of Ashley’s adultery, but I’m thankful because I met my beautiful wife, Priscilla Chacon and had my INCREDIBLE SON, the Angel Gabriel and MET MY OTHER SON, Angel Chacon!!!!  I love you Angel, Gabriel, and Priscilla and I’m coming to RESCUE YOU FINANCIALLY TOMORROW YOU WATCH ME MAKE $999,997 BY THE END OF THE WEEK BABY!!! TAX FREE BITCOIN BECAUSE I’M A PROPHET!!! FUCK YOU BIG GOVERNMENT!!!

YOU MUST APPLY TO COME TO ENLIGHTENMENT WEEK AND FOLLOW OUR INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY AND STOP TAKING ALL MEDICATION A MINIMUM OF 7 DAYS BEFORE TO MAKE SURE YOUR BODY AND MIND ARE SAFE… STIMULANTS NEED 24 HOURS, NO MORE BECAUSE WE WILL BE GIVING YOU A FORM OF PLANT MEDICINE THAT IS SPECIALLY DESIGNED BY KING DAVID, AND TEACHING YOU TO MAKE IT AND ALLOWING YOU TO RUN YOUR OWN ENLIGHTENMENT WEEK AND IDENTIFY YOUR OWN CELEBRITY PRICES THAT MUST BE APPROVED BY THE LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH TO KEEP EVERYONE SAFE AND SECURE!!!

WAIT A SECOND…

…isn’t plant medicine drugs, or illegal or something in the U.S.A.?

Nope.  It’s NOT If You’re Using Plant Medicine For SPIRITUAL PURPOSES!!!

I’ll post the 2 supreme court decisions a bit later on.  For now, I wanted to make a special video for my sweet baby, Priscilla Chacon (hopefully the Tantric Sex instructor at Enlightenment Week) … watch the video now:

“Baby (Priscilla) will you MARRY ME LEGALLY in the Salt Lake Tabernacle September 15th, 2018?  I NEED YOU BABY and EVERYTHING I HAVE WILL BE YOURS.  None of this “pre-nuptual” crap like that “ship-abandoner” David Sharpe put his beautiful wife Erin through!!! If I cheat on you I get NOTHING!  If you die for ANY REASON I get NOTHING and it ALL GOES TO THE KIDS AND ZION (Costa Rica)!!! I’ll write the agreement LATER ON TODAY AND PUT IT IN THIS POST AND SIGN IT!!!  I’ll need your signature for a solid “YES” as well…”Messiah Ben David Wood, King Of Israel Proposing To His Wife, The LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH Like An Enlightened Mormon Badass.  Take Your TIME Baby!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!

Priscilla Chacon Saying "YES... I'M GOING TO BE RICH WITH KING DAVID AGAIN AND OWN EVERYTHING THIS TIME!!!"
This photo is BASICALLY Priscilla Chacon Saying “YES, I’LL MARRY YOU SEPTEMBER 15TH, 2018… I’M GOING TO BE RICH WITH KING DAVID AGAIN AND OWN EVERYTHING THIS TIME WITH THE KIDS JUST LIKE I SHOULD HAVE BEFORE BUT YOU WERE TOO WEAK AND UNWORTHY OF ME BECAUSE I’M SUCH A BADASS FUCKING WOMAN!!! BUT YOU DESERVE ME NOW, KING DAVID!!! YOU’RE THE ONLY MAN WHO DESERVES ME AND I’M THE ONLY WOMAN WHO DESERVES YOU, THAT’S IT… PERIOD!!!”  To be fair, Priscilla was NEVER WITH ME FOR MONEY.  She was ALWAYS WITH ME BECAUSE OF HOW IN LOVE SHE IS WITH ME NOW THAT’S IT PERIOD JUST LIKE BEFORE BABY GIVE IT 3 DAYS!!! I JUST SENT YOU LIKE $300 OR SOMETHING!!!

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So anyways, back to Ashley Needles and her lying cheatery:

So what happened is Ashley for the FIRST TIME EVER left the laptop open (CHEATERS BEWARE…) and I GOT TO LOOK AT ALL of her Facebook Messages to her friends.

So guess what I did?

Well, of course I was wondering why the fuck she was being such a cold, dark bitch with me because I was such an unenlightened, butt-hurt “victim stories producing moron like Ashley Needles” idiot… AND BASICALLY:

I looked up “husband” in her conversations just to see what she was saying about me to her sisters and friends and whatnot, and ALSO looked up “David” and you know what I found?

  • Negative bullshit to every single person she was talking to with falsified stories and personality disordered accusational nonsense…
  • Like 10 guys she was flirting with on Facebook that she was meeting privately with in Utah and doing GOD KNOWS WHAT…
  • A “SECRET BOYFRIEND LOSER” who had a construction job or something (can’t even remember this pussy’s name) who she was communicating with through a PRIVATE EMAIL…
  • And MUCH, MUCH MORE… the rest of the story will be revealed in the opening ceremony of Enlightenment Week…

…keep in mind that I was TOTALLY ENAMORED WITH ASHLEY and at the time, loyal to her, yet I was also starting to develop an addiction to Strip Clubs because I was basically having no sex at all and we were GROWING IN RESENTMENT and putting it in the past, but not love like we should have been.

“I WAS BASICALLY EMOTIONALLY DESTROYED AND COLLAPSED IN EVERY LEVEL OF MY BEING WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT ASHLEY HAD SECRETLY BEEN CHEATING IN UTAH, AND ALSO WITH THE SPANISH TEACHER, OZ!”

…but not NEARLY what was to CUM!

Keep reading for more JUICY DETAILS:

Here is a photo that basically describes visually how enamored I was with Ashley Needles at the time – this was from that same year in May, 2011 (before I ever met Priscilla or cheated on Ashley or launched Empower Network our marriage was already destroyed by Karma):

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As you can see from the photos above, before I cheated on Ashley because she cheated first (not blaming.  It was both of us who hurt each other and it’s in the past.) and met my TRUE LOVE, Priscilla Chacon, I was actually quite enamored with Ashley.  Ask that “Empower Network Ship Abandoner David Sharpe” on Facebook or something.  Find his Facebook.  I won’t post a link.  He’s not worthy of it until he comes to enlightenment week and ends his addictions permanently.

David Sharpe Is Nothing But A Pathetic Addict To Me.  I Am That Superior To Him Right Now Because I AM Enlightened AND Immortal, And He Is NOT YET.

  • Article coming soon calling out David Sharpe for all of his bullshit and exposing his LIES AND DECIET PUBLICLY so there’s nothing to hide.  Who loves Drama more?  King David?  Or David Sharpe?  I personally think they BOTH love it MORE.  But probably King David loves drama even MORE THAN DAVID SHARPE (one of the reasons he is so pathetic to me is how he cowers in fear to drama, unlike my wife, Priscilla Chacon who ATTACKS DRAMA AND DEFENDS HERSELF HEAD ON LIKE A REAL MAN AND WOMAN WOULD DO!!!)
  • FUCK YOU JESUS’S ENEMY IN THE PAST DAVID SHARPE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT’S RIDICULOUS MY GOOD FRIEND THANKS FOR LAUNCHING EMPOWER NETWORK WITH ME BUT YOU’RE A MAJOR ASSWIPE SOMETIMES DUDE AND I HAVE TO EXPOSE YOU TO HELP YOU GET READY FOR WHAT’S NEXT MY FRIEND BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE NOT SAFE FROM THE EVIL THAT IS BREWING I’M TELLING YOU YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT IF YOU LOVE ME, YOU WILL HELP ME OUT AND HELP ME GET MY WIFE BACK!!!

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So anyways, Ashley comes back from having sex with the Spanish Teacher (she didn’t tell me till YEARS LATER… I will post EMAIL EVIDENCE in a little bit or in a future blog post about enlightenment week… keep reading to find out) and I ask her to check her email.

She checks, and she says “nothing here” because she was checking her NORMAL EMAIL.

I said:

“Check Your PRIVATE Email You Use For Your AFFAIRS Ashley…”

And she was like:

“Oh, Shit…”

Yup.  Caught red handed, Ashley Needles!!!

Now, before you think I’m making up stories about her, read the following email:

Wait a minute, I’m done for the night.  Come check back tomorrow.  For now fill in this contact form and I’ll get it replaced with something in ClickFunnels tomorrow if you’re interested in attending Enlightenment Week:

I’ll be back with more of the story tomorrow either on this post, or in a future post.  For now, go ahead and APPLY ABOVE THIS TEXT, and I’ll see you on the beaches of the world (hopefully nude adult beaches, having Tantric Sex at your OWN ENLIGHTENMENT CEREMONIES after we blow up the I.R.S. LEGALLY (only if YOU WANT).

If you ever wanted to GET RICH WITH A PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, this is your chance!!!

Here Is AN ENLIGHTENED LOVE POEM I Made For The LION Of The Tribe Of Judah:

The LION Of The Tribe Of JUDAH

I think she is the best of me,
This woman that I love,
More strong and rooted than a tree,
Her light is shining like a dove.

Chorus:

I think it is our destiny,
To gaze upon the stars,
She always makes the best of me,
So the wealth of LIFE is ours…
This WOMAN I call BABY,
SHE is a MIGHTY QUEEN,
She is the BEST of Mommies,
She makes the trees more green…
…so BELIEVE IN HER,
LOVE HER,
And she will EMERGE VICTORIOUS…
…as the SOUNDS are SINGING with a mighty chorus.

Ash she steps into the world Celestial,
And opens the seven seals,
We all cry, as we shout “IT’S REAL”
AND the starving children all have meals,
She is the BEST of WOMEN,
She is the GLORY of MEN,
And most of all…
…I LOVE YOU BABY!!!!

PLEASE BE MINE FOREVER!!!

PLEASE PREVAIL AND OPEN THE SEVEN SEALS!!!!  WE NEED IT BABY!!!

PLEASE MARRY ME SEPTEMBER 15TH, 2018 IN THE MORMON TABERNACLE IN SALT LAKE CITY AND MAKE SEPTEMBER 15TH AN INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY WITH ME AS THE TRUE BIRTHDAY OF JESUS, THE DAY KING DAVID WAS BORN AGAIN, THE DAY THAT THE NEW EMPOWER NETWORK WILL LAUNCH, THE DAY THE OLD EMPOWER NETWORK CORPORATION WAS STARTED WITH DAVE SHARPE ON SEPTEMBER 15TH, 2011, THE DAY THE CLOUD APPEARED ABOVE MY HOUSE AND MADE WORLD NEWS FROM COSTA RICA, AND MORE BABY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT’S RIDICULOUS!!!

 

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Jonny Can You Write A Song With These Lyrics For Priscilla And I Please???

Here is a BEAUTIFUL VIDEO OF JON WOOD playing SOME