https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCzYikM7JUY Side note: Yuri appears in this video. I am NOT with Yuri. She attempted to murder me, and is currently with Rob Rammuny, the antichrist. My WIFE is Priscilla Chacon, the MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE UNIVERSE THAT EVER EXISTED OR CAN EVER EXIST... And being with Yuri AT ALL was a GIANT MISTAKE!!!... Continue Reading →
THE DAILY PARADOX #14: "Let ALL "Work With David Wood" Paradoxes And Spells Of The Mother EMERGE Simultaneously... Backwards AND Forwards Through Time... Causing People In DROVES To Pull Out Their Credit Cards, And MAKE A DECISION TO BUY... Perhaps Even RIGHT NOW As They're Going Into A DEEP AND HOLY BUYING TRANCE, PERHAPS EVEN REMEMBERING WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO JOIN DAVID WOOD FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME..."
By the Authority of the Melchizedek Priesthood which I, King David hold… I ask you to create a Celestial Paradox, backwards and forwards through time, specifically relating to the phenomenon of Quantum Teleportation (i.e. teleportation in and through the means and methods of consciousness).
BABY I’m so THANKFUL FOR YOU AND ALL THE BEAUTIFUL THINGS YOU’VE DONE FOR ME OVER THE YEARS BABY AND FOR HAVING GABRIEL, AND TAKING CARE OF HIM WHEN HIS DADDY WAS A LOT LOST!!! IT’S ALL MY FAULT WE’RE NOT TOGETHER… NONE OF THE FAULT IS YOURS BABY!!! Just MINE BABY!!!
For example, in the King James Version of the Bible, they use "Shittim Wood" - the modern translation for that word in Hebrew is "Acacia Wood". Not that I'm mentioning my last name or anything. I Wood never do anything like that to give myself the glory!!!
It would be much more useful as a strategy for seeking the truth if everyone simply said “maybe this stuff is true, and maybe it isn’t” and helped me prove it so we would have a fair ability to move to the next step, whatever that would be. My biological immortality should be very simply to either prove, or disprove to a scientist. I simply do not know how to do it, probably we can do it by taking my blood, and seeing how long it survives outside of my body compared to regular blood.
Let's keep this quick, as I have a lot to do today: Oh wait, it can't be... ok, here's the deal: Heavenly Father, I ask you to create all paradoxes and the spells of the Mother simultaneously regarding the emergence of super human abilities, backwards and forwards through time, in all dimensions, paradoxes, realities, and... Continue Reading →
The Daily Paradox #10: "Let The HOLY ANOINTING Of Messiah Ben David BE RELEASED From The Celestial Kingdom... Raining Down Upon My Servant David AND His Wifey Priscilla Chacon, With ALL The Choirs Of Heaven Singing!!! CLICK HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!
Send a donation of $100 OR EVEN MORE LIKE $1,0000 TODAY NOW to email@example.com, right now as you’re going into A DEEP, DEEP CHRISTMAS TRANCE… imagining what it is like now to basically get rich on the internet, because I BELIEVE IN YOU!!! CAN YOU PLEASE BELIEVE IN ME AGAIN? 100% OF THE PROCEEDS GO TO SUPPORT MY WIFEY, PRISCILLA CHACON!!!